Dad: I will farm and raise children after quitting the circle

The picture is poor and the audience is silent.

Yuan Bao stuck out his tongue, stared at a pair of round piercing dog eyes, and stared closely at the chubby figure of the human cub in the sun, wondering whether he should bark in agreement.

It didn't take the lead to make a sound, and the other animals didn't dare to speak. For a while, the atmosphere of the meeting became cold.

"It's a ghost!" Bai Zhi closed her eyes and took a deep breath, slowly let out a long breath, and said the evaluation not long ago again from her mouth.

Su Qinghe, who was standing under the sun with half-closed eyes, couldn't help but raised his hand to cover his forehead, wanted to say something, but felt that it was useless, so he turned and left without hesitation.He answered her about this kind of thing, he is a dog!

The others also tacitly agreed not to bother Guaiguai, each of them walked away happily, leaving only the old lady standing in a shadowy position, squinting her eyes and locking on Guaiguai with joy.

Facts have proved that there is no need to worry about Guaiguai at home, but to sympathize with the animals oppressed and exploited by Kuaiguai's boss.

In the name of being an older sister, asking for gifts from animals, fortunately, the good boss can figure it out and do it.

What gifts could they give her, bones from ingots, fodder from horses and sheep, eggs from two geese with genetic mutations?Or are they sending themselves to the wok?
What if the little civet brings a big mouse or a little snake that is eaten as spicy noodles?
Guaiguai did not expect that when she stated the purpose of the meeting, the situation at the scene would be a bipolar reversal from the warm atmosphere just now, and she expressed her dissatisfaction with this.

"Huh? Don't you agree?" Obedient eyes flicked over the heads of each animal, why is Fat Si, didn't he screamed happily just now, and now all of them are silent, are they unwilling to give me a gift?

If this is the case, it's unacceptable to be obedient, so, like a teacher asking a question in class, she took the initiative to name and challenge, "Woof, what gift did you give me?"

Yuan Bao's innocent eyes were full of doubts: I didn't understand what you were talking about.

Obediently seemed to understand Yuan Bao's eyes, and switched the language, "Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof?"

Yuan Bao thought that Kuaiguai was playing with her, but when he heard Kuaiguai's dog barking, he thought it could make a sound, so he quickly responded with the dog barking.

The old lady couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Well, Guaiguai became even more angry, and quickly ran over and put an arm around Yuan Bao's neck, not only made him shut up, but also raised one foot to turn over and ride the dog.Since you don't say give me a gift, then wait to be ridden by me, it's right to be your gift to me.

How could the old lady let Kuaiguai ride a dog? She hurried over to hold Guaiguai, took out the towel on Guaiguai's back, wiped the sweat for Kuaiguai, and persuaded: "Yuanbao and other animals may not understand what we are talking about. My head is hot, let's go back to the house and blow on the fan to blow the air-conditioning and drink raging, okay, tell your mother-in-law what gift you want."

Be obedient but don't follow her, she is an older sister, a big kid, she has her own opinions, "I just want them to give me gifts! They can understand what I say!"

They used to play together, they would do whatever she ordered them to do, they must understand her words!There's no reason why I can't understand now, they obviously don't want to give me a gift!
Looking at the obedient girl with a stubborn face, who would never give up until she reached her goal, the old lady couldn't do anything about her for a while.From her point of view, the animals raised at home are smart because they can play with Guaiguai, no matter how they behave like demons, they will not hurt Guaiguai, especially Yuan Bao, who is like a big housekeeper, who can protect Guaiguai, and not only Can understand some simple instructions, and can help obediently run errands.

It may be because of this that the obediently made a wrong judgment, and the animals raised at home can understand her words.

The old lady thought for a while, and came up with an idea for Guaiguai, "Why don't you let your father come and talk to these animals?"

Obediently's eyes lit up, and he ran back to the house immediately. He didn't see Su Qinghe, asked and ran to the kitchen, "Dad, Dad, go talk to Wang Wang Mimi and give me a gift for my brother?"

"You are so good that you can't handle it, and I can't do it even more." Su Qinghe has a black line, thank you for thinking so highly of me, thank you for not forgetting your brother.

"Daddy, you can do it! Daddy, you are awesome!" Guaiguai is not someone who will give up immediately when he is rejected. He quickly sent a set of rainbow farts and encouragement. The bait, "Dad, why don't you go, you can ask Wang Wang to give me gifts, you are better than me!"

"No, no, no, you are better than me, I am not as good as you." I don't need to do anything to prove that I am better than you.

One plan failed, so obediently she rolled her eyes and made another plan. She looked at Su Qinghe with contempt in her eyes, and said in a disdainful tone: "Dad, you are a small wax table!"

Hey, you can use the aggressive method?It's a pity that it's too clumsy, Su Qinghe saw through it at a glance, he wasn't fooled, and said in a serious voice with a straight face: "What are you talking about, do you want to eat rattan braised pork again?"

"Pork?" Obediently's thoughts suddenly turned crooked, "Is it delicious?"

There was a smile on Su Qinghe's face, like a warm spring breeze, "Of course it's delicious, it's so delicious that I want to cry!"

Bai Jian'an, who was helping with the cooking, saw Obedient's bright eyes, and added with a smile: "Little idiot, the rattan braised pork is not for eating, it's for hitting you."

"!!!" Obedient eyes stared like copper bells, hurriedly covered his butt, and stared straight at Su Qinghe like a kitten with fried fur, aggrieved and fierce, "You Liar! You are going to hit me again!! You will only hit me!!!"

Immediately after she remembered something, she hastily added loudly, "I'm not a little pig! You're a pig, you're a big pig!"

"You've said that I'm a little wax, can't I hit you twice?" Su Qinghe said confidently, "Sickness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth, and you will be punished for talking nonsense and wrong words. .”

Obediently, she hurriedly made amends, "Then I will take back that sentence, and I won't talk about it, Dad, you are a little girl."

"You still say it!" Su Qinghe was amused. Fortunately, he has great acting skills, and he can retract and release freely. If you go out, it's like pouring water, you can't take it back, do you understand?"

In order for Guaiguai to understand more intuitively, he picked up the bowl filled with water on the countertop and poured some on the water grinding floor in the kitchen. Whenever cooking and stir-frying, the kitchen floor will inevitably be wet, and pouring some water will also help. It doesn't matter.

"Did you see that what you said is like the water my father poured out, can you take it back?"

Looking at the water stains on the ground obediently, she fell into deep thought, and then saw her take the bowl from Su Qinghe's hand, and hurriedly went to catch the water under the faucet, "Dad, there will be water now!"

What a clever little ghost you are!

I'm reasoning with you, but you're pretending to be stupid with me?

Do you think you are cute now?
Seeing obediently grinning at him innocently, Su Qinghe felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Heart tired, destroy it. (end of this chapter)