Dad: I will farm and raise children after quitting the circle

Chapter 681 Bedwetting Are You Proud?
Obediently wet the bed!
This news was really beyond the old lady's expectation. After all, she had never heard of Kui Kui's bed-wetting since she came back for more than a year.But after thinking about it, she felt it was reasonable again. After all, she didn't put on diapers last night, and she didn't hold him to pee before going to bed. In this way, it's normal for him to wet the bed.

After Kuaiguai got up, she lifted Guaiguai's little quilt, and sure enough, she saw a puddle of urine marks on the straw mat, then she touched the little quilt, then touched Guaiguai's crotch, and took the initiative to take responsibility.

"Blame my mother-in-law, it's my mother-in-law's fault!"

Obediently tilting her head and blinking her big eyes, she couldn't figure it out, she was obviously the one who wetted the bed, and it should be her fault, how could it be her mother-in-law?
So she said in a childish voice: "Zu, did you make a mistake by talking too much? It's because I peed on the bed. It's my fault~"

"What's wrong with you? It's normal for a baby to wet the bed. Your father and your three uncles didn't know how many times they peed on my bed when they were young." The old lady laughed.

Obediently seemed to have heard some big secret, her eyes sparkled, and she couldn't wait to ask: "My dad is also peeing on the bed~"

The old lady nodded and said, "That's right! And you only wet the bed once, and your father can't count it!"

Hey, hey, hey...

Be obedient and laugh for a while, she is only once, and there are more fathers, and the grandma is too old to count, so she can laugh at her father again.

And the little bit of guilt because of bedwetting, also disappeared in the old lady's words.

The old lady took Kuaiguai's little hand with her left hand that had never touched Guaiguai's crotch, "Come on, I'll take you to change your pants."

When I came out to the living room, I saw that the door of Baizhi's bedroom was closed. The old lady stopped Kuaiguai from knocking on the door. Not all of Kuaiguai's clothes were in the bedroom, but also on the second floor, not only on the drying rack on the balcony, Su There is also in the closet of the room where Qinghe puts the inflatable swimming pool and the piano, there is no need to wake up Bai Zhi so early.

First, take Kuaiguai to the kitchen for Bai Jian'an to watch, but as soon as Guaiguai saw Grandpa, he proudly said: "Grandpa, I peed in my mother-in-law's bed~"

Bai Jian'an was stunned for a moment, he wasn't stunned by what Kuai Kuai said, what he didn't understand was why Guai Kui's tone was so proud.

But he soon knew the reason, because after Bai Zhi got up, Guaiguai was so proud to tell Bai Zhi about her bed-wetting, as if in the little guy's mind, bed-wetting is good news and needs to be publicized.

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched, "Are you proud of bedwetting?"

Obediently nodding her head, she put up a finger, "I only wet the bed once, my mother-in-law is talking, and my father wets the bed, she can't count it~"

She is much better than her father, of course she should be proud!
When everyone heard it, they immediately understood. In this way, it seems that there is nothing wrong with obediently feeling proud.

Bai Zhi laughed for a while, then suddenly thought of something, her smile quickly faded, she looked at Guaiguai seriously, and said in a deep voice: "You can just talk about this at home, don't say it outside, if you let me know... ..."

Bai Zhi's finger bones were crackling, the threat was self-evident.

Obediently, with a big trumpet, she will definitely sing about things that make her feel proud, but in this way, Su Qinghe's "reputation" will be even greater. What's more, an adult like Su Qinghe still wets the bed...

Not to mention Su Qinghe, she felt a little ashamed when she thought about it, who knows what it will be like in the end.

Feeling that the air was full of killing intent, as if the temperature had dropped several degrees, obediently shrank her neck, and quickly assured Bai Zhi that she would only speak at home and not outside.

After taking a few mouthfuls of porridge, he obediently raised his head and asked, "Mom, can I talk to my second father and second wife~"

She couldn't say a single word, what was the difference between this and Jinyi Yexing, she felt uncomfortable all over.

Bai Zhi stared, "No way!"

Then she understood it with reason and moved it with emotion, so that Guaiguai should always remember to protect the reputation of her parents when she was outside. In exchange, she would not tell the story of Guaiguai's bed-wetting.

Obediently agreed, and called Su Qinghe after breakfast. Although she couldn't say it outside, it didn't stop her from laughing at Su Qinghe.

Su Qinghe felt bitter, he was laughed at by Guaiguai as soon as he woke up, not to mention how depressed he was, the point is that he still has no way to refute, he can only complain in his heart that the old lady always exposes him in front of Guaiguai.

But he just couldn't refute it, it doesn't mean he didn't take revenge, "You peed on Grandma's bed, although Grandma didn't say you scolded you, but you can't do nothing, isn't Grandma washing the mat? Ah, why don’t you hurry to help? And your little trousers and quilt, you wet it yourself, don’t you want to wash it yourself?”

He didn't give Guaiguai a chance to speak, and then he said coquettishly: "Guaiguai, if you do what Dad says, Dad will bring you a giant panda doll back."

"Really?" Guaiguai was overjoyed. I also have a giant panda doll at home. I bought it when I saw giant pandas in Nandu on the National Day last year. After her younger brother, her love for giant pandas became stronger and stronger.

"Of course it's true, and it's not just giant panda dolls, there are also some other giant panda toys." Su Qinghe said with a light smile. If you adopt a giant panda, the base will give the adopter some panda accessories, even if it's not as big as today Whatever happened, he would bring these peripherals back to Kuaiguai, but Kuaiguai didn't know it.

The temptation given by Su Qinghe was too great, obediently couldn't refuse, hung up the phone hastily, and ran to the yard, Su Qinghe guessed right, the old lady was indeed washing straw mats.

The floor was first rinsed with water. The old lady spread the straw mat in the yard, sprinkled washing powder on it after flushing, and brushed it with the laundry brush from hand to tail, especially where the obedient peeing was done. all over.

Children, grandchildren, grandchildren, and the number of children the old lady took care of can't be counted on one hand. These children have urinated on her bed for countless times. She has a lot of experience.

And the weather is very good today, the sun is warm at [-] o'clock, wash it early, let it dry for a day, and then you can take it back and spread it on the bed at night, no need to buy another one.

When Guaiguai came out, the old lady was already in the water, but Guaiguai didn't know it, she thought she had just started washing, for Su Qinghe's reward, she yelled that she would do the washing by herself, and asked the old lady to guide her.

The old lady didn't know that Kuaiguai was bewitched by Su Qinghe, she thought she wanted to play in the water, so she complied with Kuaiguai.

Guaiguai was very excited. She put her little hand into the bag of washing powder, like she was playing with sand, grabbing as much as she could, and sprinkled a lot on the mat. Saying "Hi Shua Shua", I worked hard.

"It's still decent." The old lady smiled.

Bai Zhi smiled, and I have washed that bouncy castle with Su Qinghe more than once before, can it be decent?
The atmosphere in the yard was very lively. Chen Ping heard the sound and saw the scene in the yard of Su Qinghe's house from the window, she was happy, and shouted: "Hey, wash the mat early in the morning, are you wetting the bed? ?”

Hearing the second wife's voice, Obediently found Chen Ping at the window on the second floor, and said proudly, "Yes, I peed on my mother-in-law's bed~"

Uh, Bai Zhi doesn't know what to say, now, this is what the little guy preached, it's none of her business, she didn't say it.

She glanced at the surveillance, well, this paragraph must be preserved, lest the little guy feel ashamed, and she has evidence to refute it.

Just as she was "preparing for a rainy day" and thinking about all these things, she couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth when she heard what Guaiguai said immediately after.

"Second wife, I only wet the bed once, my mother-in-law is resentful, and my third uncle has urinated many times~"

She's going crazy!
(End of this chapter)