Chapter 633 Virtue

"Ah, I'm full, let's change people. You press the button. Only you can press those physical buttons, I can't press them."

"You are quite careful." Shangluo stretched his muscles. He didn't get enough rest just now, and he wanted to sleep for a while longer.

[I have to be careful, what if someone comes to steal my house one day. So the controller must be in your hand to be safe. 】

"By the way, are you full?"

[I'm full, but I feel like I want to eat something more after eating once. Next time you eat that steamed bun, how about I do it instead? 】

"Are you sure? According to many reviews, people other than me don't seem to like eating this stuff."

After confirmation, Apollonia still wanted to eat.

"Okay, I'll let you eat later. I'm not opposed to fully automatic eating."

【As if I am some kind of altar purifier.】

It was agreed that Apollonia would take the initiative to eat for him, and the elephant bird was almost finished.

Compared with last time, this time everyone was successfully fed. After all, this bird has a huge pot of rice stuffed in its belly, which can be eaten by more than a hundred people without leaving any food left. Only the neat skeleton is left on the plate, and these bones will have to be recycled later.

"We don't use plastic much." Fu Yuanshan and Shangluo chatted after they had eaten, "Do you use plastic over there?"

"Yes, because plastic is cheap."

"But plastics are not degradable and are not conducive to sustainable development." Fu Yuanshan replied, "So we rarely produce things that cannot be degraded in nature. The garbage in the city is also recycled according to categories."

"Eh? It seems that the garbage in our house is not sorted? It seems that we only separate dry and wet garbage?"

"Because garbage sorting is a business, wet garbage needs to be processed with organic fertilizer. Dry garbage needs to be sorted and recycled, from glass bottles to glass bottles, from cans to cans, and paper and the like must also be broken and recycled."

"Speaking of which, who is engaged in garbage sorting?" Shangluo glanced at him, "could it be the noble Tianyi?"

"No, but it can be. Here, there are many tasks that are in the ascendant. It could actually be done, but because the original system still works, few people try new things. However, , um." He nodded, "It's quite necessary to try it occasionally."

"Wait a minute, General Fu, are you implying something?"

Fu Yuanshan smiled: "Do you think we are just asking everyone to come for dinner today? No, today is the Hongmen Banquet hosted by His Majesty the Emperor~~ He will come to speak soon. Anyone who ate his meal today ran away Don’t fall off.”

"Huh? Is something going to happen?"

"It's not a big deal, it's just that he had to say something - otherwise why didn't he speak in the first place? He waited until the meal was over, then went up to speak as if no one else was around, and didn't give everyone a chance to pee. Oh~~ He I'm coming."

While speaking, Zhu Xianfen stood behind the microphone silently.

"Ahem." He coughed to remind everyone that he was about to speak. Everyone has basically finished their meal, their stomachs are full of carbohydrates, and everyone's stomach is full after eating. "Good evening to all ministers, colleagues, and fellow Taoists."

"Good evening, Your Majesty!" The two sides began to interact with each other as if at a concert.

"Did everyone enjoy today's meal?"

There was endless praise coming from below. If last year's barbecue didn't satisfy everyone, today's barbecue did satisfy everyone present.

"Well, just enjoy your meal. I don't like to call myself 'I' or anything like that. Since I was a child, I have read many story books and many stories. Among those stories, there are There were many benevolent kings and sages in ancient times. I think those great kings in ancient times are worthy of the title 'I'. This dynasty, starting from Emperor Taizu Gao, did not like to call himself 'I'. Just say 'I'. After all, everyone has two eyes, one nose, and one mouth, right?"

"Yes, yes." Everyone nodded.

"I am also very self-aware. I don't have any great abilities. In terms of government affairs, I rely on the wise men of the East Chamber and the West Chamber. In terms of spiritual practice, I also have a lot of discussions and exchanges with my brothers and sisters. As for me, I feel that I can only do well. Just one thing is enough: let everyone eat and drink well."

"Your Majesty is so virtuous!"

"I, the Ming Dynasty, am invincible in the world!"

Everyone praised in unison. When Zhu Xianfen spoke, he did not find a stage or a table covered with yellow cloth to stand behind. He just stood on the ground and spoke into the microphone. Although the round-neck robe he wore was not an everyday dress, it was only a medium-sized dress in terms of specifications. Although the fabric was certainly different from what was on the market, it looked like round-neck robes could be bought everywhere.

The Yishan crown on the head is only covered with a layer of black gauze, which is the same as the black gauze on the heads of everyone present. It is just that because this is a meal, no one wears formal official uniforms, but the futou is wrapped up properly. It is neatly arranged, with hanging scarf legs on both sides, just like the style of the Tang Dynasty. If Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty invited everyone to dinner in private, he would probably dress like this.

"So you may ask, why don't we, the old Zhu family, always sit on the dragon throne? Because I know that when Emperor Taizu Gao collapsed from hunger on the roadside, we guys were all standing on the ground. People. Everyone is called Emperor. Just call him Emperor. Is it good if you call me Emperor and I call you Daoist Fellow? When you come to eat, I will take care of the food. This is also good."

"Uuuuuu~~You are virtuous, Your Majesty."

"But when it comes to cultivating Taoism, the fundamental purpose of cultivating Taoism is to live forever. The gift I have prepared for everyone during today's meal is not just this beggar's chicken, but also a bigger and more precious gift. It is the stone that I have worked hard to refine. Ji Dan - Nine Turns Golden Pill! Fellow Taoists, who is willing to try it?"

Everyone was silent.

"Your Majesty, Emperor Tianzi," someone in the crowd asked quietly without showing his head, "Can you eat that pill?"

"Of course it can be eaten. The elixir is not just for food. If you eat it, you can build your foundation."

"Then why don't you, Your Majesty, eat it yourself?"

"Because doctors can't heal themselves, bah, I'm letting it slip." He waved his hand, "Let me explain, it means that doctors can't heal themselves."

He slapped his thigh: "It is said that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva swore that hell would not be empty and he would not become a Buddha. To put it simply, the rules on the ship are: when the ship sinks, the captain must be the last to leave. To put it more seriously, I am the Ming Dynasty. In the dynasty, the emperor guards the gates of the country, and the king dies in the country! If you don't become immortals, how can I become an immortal without permission?"

(End of this chapter)

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