Chapter 537 Yang Qing’s future

After seeing that Yang Qing and his friends were talking about the same thing, Lu Heng slowly said, "It seems that Yang Xiaoyou is planning to settle the marriage issues in the future?"

"Yes, old Taoist priest!"

"It's not a good thing to continue dating like this."

"Either people look down on me, or I look down on others..."

Yang Qing smiled helplessly.

"Okay, then please wait a moment, little friend."

"Rong Laodao, let me calculate it carefully for you!"

After Lu Heng finished speaking, he silently called out the Destiny System in his heart.

"System, query this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】

"Yes!"

With his confirmation, everything that Yang Qing would experience in the future appeared in front of him like a movie in an instant.

After seeing his future, Lu Heng frowned slightly. He didn't expect Yang Qing's future to be like this...

When the water friends saw this, their curiosity was aroused.

"The old Taoist priest actually frowned?"

"In these recent live broadcasts, the old Taoist master rarely frowns, right?"

"Indeed, if you don't know about Lao Yang, why would the old Taoist priest frown?"

"Is Lao Yang doomed to be alone all his life?"

"It feels so interesting, I'm afraid it will be a prison sentence without a wife!"

"It's not necessarily a bad thing when the old Taoist priest frowns. It might be because he has figured out something weird."

"To be honest, after listening to Lao Yang's blind date experience just now, it left me with a psychological shadow."

"Actually, it's normal. Most of the people who can come out for blind dates are leftovers from others. As for the reasons for the remaining ones? Everyone is different."

"For someone like me, who has no house, no car, no savings, and no support at home, I'd better not harm others."

"Me too. I can support myself through work, and I don't have a car or a house. Why should I provoke others?"

"Brothers and sisters, I have heard so many stories about blind dates. Can you please teach me how to find my position in a blind date?"

"As for inferior men, they live for themselves. As for middle-class men, they live for women. As for superior men, they live for their ideals..."

"There are still a very small number of top men who live for the entire country and nation!"

"It's over, I'm just an inferior man!"

"It's okay, at least he's not a dirty man!"

"Actually, the main thing is to be ugly or poor! This way, even if you only have one or the other, the choice will be much wider."

"The key is that poverty and ugliness are the most popular portrayal of people! Where are there so many handsome guys and beauties?"

"Ahem... Actually, I want to say that if you are just 'ugly', it will be difficult to find a wife... I understand this very well!"

"Aren't our live broadcast rooms average handsome per person?"

"Everyone is just joking, can you take it seriously?"

Looking at everyone's discussion, Yang Qing suddenly felt unsure.

He is also a fan of the immortal Taoist priest in the live broadcast room, but he does not watch every live broadcast.

But even so, he knew that if the old Taoist priest frowned, nothing good would happen.

Do I really want to be like what the majority of water friends say, and end up living alone and in prison without a wife?

Just when his mind was in turmoil, a light cough suddenly reached his ears, causing him to immediately raise his head and look at the screen of his mobile phone.

"Cough cough!"

Lu Heng's habitual cough once again drew everyone's attention back to him.He turned his eyes and looked at Yang Qing on the screen, and said softly: "Little friend Yang, I have already calculated your future marriage."

"Old Taoist Master, please clarify my doubts!"

When Yang Qing heard this, he rubbed his hands nervously.

"Little friend Yang, your future marriage is not very good!"

Lu Heng said unhurriedly: "In the future according to my calculations, in about two months, you will meet a blind date who is still able to sleep."

"Although this blind date didn't make you particularly satisfied, you finally nodded in agreement due to pressure from your parents."

"In less than a month, you and that blind date got married."

"After getting married, some of your new wife's shortcomings and bad habits have gradually been exposed."

"For example, she is so lazy that she doesn't even wash her own clothes and piles them all together into a mountain."

"Even when she was at home alone, she didn't even bother to cook and all she ordered was takeout."

"After finishing eating, the leftover takeout boxes outside were all piled together, forming a mountain."

"Another example is that she likes to drink beer. She drinks five to six bottles of beer almost every night."

"When you sleep with her at night, you have to face her smelling of alcohol."

"Sometimes, when she drinks a little too much, she starts to go crazy."

"But she's very interesting when she's drunk and crazy."

"She would cry all the time, and while she was crying, she would keep talking about the emotional setbacks she had suffered over the years."

"Although you are very tired of your wife's bad habits, you are married after all, so you still decide to endure it."

"Six months after your marriage, your company suddenly sends you on a business trip to the next province."

"This business trip will last about two months."

"When you return home after completing your business trip two months later, you will be completely dumbfounded..."

Speaking of this, Lu Heng paused deliberately.

The water friends heard the string and understood its elegant meaning, and began to send barrage frantically.

"Come on, come on, the market is open now. After returning home after two months, what did Lao Yang see that made him dumbfounded?"

"Could it be that he found his new wife with another man?"

"Another piece of green grassland?"

"What's wrong, the married men in our live broadcast room can't escape from this green grassland?"

"There was a beam of light...that moment...what was so painful that it dazzled..."

"I'm starting to sympathize a little with Lao Yang! We've been on a blind date for so many years, but we ended up marrying such a great person."

"I'm not saying that this woman is too sloppy, isn't she?"

"Listening to the habits that the old Taoist said, why did I suddenly hear a water friend?"

"Gentlemen think alike! I also thought of that water friend. Everyone must be thinking of the same person!"

"You can't be that 'peeing in the wind' who is looking for an old Taoist priest as his girlfriend, right?"

"Isn't it him? Do you still remember the clothes and pants piled on the bed in the dormitory after he and the old Taoist priest met?"

"Yes, yes, there are stacks and stacks of instant noodle boxes!"

"I thought only men could be so sloppy, but I didn't expect women to be like this too!"

"That's because you have too little knowledge! Didn't XXN turn a rental house into a pigsty before?"

"Just being sloppy is not unacceptable. The key is that this woman also likes to drink and be drunk!"

"Actually, drinking a little wine is also good, but the annoying thing is acting crazy after drinking!"

"What's even more frightening is that when this woman is drunk and crazy, she still cries about her past relationships. It's so scary..."

(End of this chapter)

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