Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 39: I'm Going to Shangqingdao!I want to be a priest!I want to cultivate immortality!
"Pfft!"

Kimura's legs softened and he knelt directly on the ground.

"The gods spare my life...the gods spare my life..."

"I shouldn't have brought people to disturb your old man's cleaning..."

"Also ask your lord to have a lot, please forgive me once..."

The him just now, perhaps still had a bit of fluke mentality.

After all, being struck by lightning is not necessarily a punishment from God, it may also be pure bad luck.

But when the dark clouds squirmed into words, it became the straw that broke the camel's back.

This Nima is a miracle!

There are really gods in Shangqing Dao!

Kimura's legs were so frightened that his legs were limp, his heart was beating so hard that it almost jumped out of his throat.

So, he knelt down on the spot.

At this moment, what dignity is there?

A man should be able to bend and stretch. In front of the gods, life-saving is the most important thing!
The netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw his cowardly appearance.

"Fuck, this anchor kneels too fast, right?"

"Yeah, at least be more reserved!"

"Fart, if it were you guys who offended the gods, I'm afraid it would be even faster than the anchor kneeling."

"You have to be cowardly! If you don't accept it, a lightning strike from the gods will scare you to death!"

"Those who refuse to accept are lying on the ground now."

"Xixi material Wei Junjie!"

"I didn't expect that there are really gods in Shangqing Dao. I think people all over the country will know about it tomorrow!"

"Will the authorities send someone to investigate? It was a coincidence that Shang Qingdao shied away before, but now?"

"Look at that Daoist Xuan Ming's dazed expression, as if he doesn't know that there are gods in his Taoist temple."

"This Taoist priest's acting skills are really good, and he pretends to be like that!"

After Kimura knelt down, the two cameramen next to him also had their knees weak and knelt down together.

Although the two of them made the video, they were also in the same group as Abe, Kimura and others. What if the gods blamed it?
Therefore, it is better to kneel early!
After the word cloud in the sky disappeared, the dark clouds also quickly dispersed.

The "long-lost" sunshine once again sprinkled on everyone's faces.

From Abe and others being struck by lightning, to dark clouds forming words, and then everything returned to normal...

The whole process only lasted two or three minutes.

But it was such a short period of time, but it made everyone feel like a world away.

After Xuan Ming came back to his senses, he still couldn't hide the shock on his face.

When did the Shangqing Dao have immortals?
Why didn't he know anything about it in the past fifty years?

"Don't get me wrong, this is just some kind of optical phenomenon..."

Xuan Ming subconsciously wanted to refute the rumors.

"Ok?"

Hearing this, all the people present turned their gazes to Xuan Ming.

In everyone's eyes, there was a little contempt and a little disdain.

Optical phenomenon?

You go to the grave to burn newspapers, to fool the ghosts?
"Cough cough..."

Xuan Ming blushed, and quickly pretended to cough.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Abe and the others lying on the ground, so he immediately changed the subject and said, "Everyone, let's make emergency calls for these foreign friends first."

"If the treatment is delayed, it will be bad!"

When things are done, go away and hide your merits and fame!
Lu Heng, who was behind everything, pinched his junior sister's cheeks and said with a smile, "Let's go, it's fine."

"Let's go back and drink tea!"

Qingyue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but still shook her head resolutely: "No!"

"I'm going to find the gods!"

"I want to learn magic!"

……

With Abe and others being taken away by the ambulance, the scene at Longhushan has come to an end for the time being.

But on the Internet, the good show has just been staged.

After the netizens uploaded live clips and live broadcast clips, the entire Internet was instantly shaken!

In just half an hour, the three words "Shangqing Dao" directly occupied the top of the hot search lists on all major platforms.

No one can shake it!
Even on some platforms, Shangqingdao monopolizes the top ten hot topics.

There is no chance for anyone who is a star or not.

"Shangqingdao really has gods!"

"Little day tried to challenge Shangqing Dao, and was punished by God!"

"First it was the lightning strike, then the word cloud, and the god of the Supreme Purity finally appeared!"

"The Onmyoji of the island country was defeated, and the Supreme Qing Dao raised the prestige of our country!"

"How to popularize science to obtain the qualifications of apprenticeship."

"There are gods in Shangqing Dao, how far are other temples and Taoist temples?"

Topics like this occupy the hot search list of major platforms.

For a moment, the whole network vibrated.

Netizens are all dumbfounded.

Everyone has seen the topic of gods appearing in Shangqingdao.

But no one was serious.

After all, it is the 21st century now, and what Mars looks like has been found out, who still believes in gods?
Everyone discussing related topics is just for fun.

But no one thought that this funny thing would become real!
Onmyoji from the island country went to Longhu Mountain to clear the way, but was struck by lightning by the gods, and was even warned by Yunzi.

This illusory thing has actually become a reality!

This Nima is too outrageous, right?

Of course, many netizens also expressed doubts.

Could it be acting on purpose?
Could it be computer special effects?
It's normal to have problems like this.

After all, not everyone who hears that there are gods appearing will believe it directly.

But when everyone watched the live broadcast video, they were completely dumbfounded.

Three views, three views have been refreshed!
It turns out that there really are gods in this world!

In Bibo's super talk about "Shangqing Dao", netizens are all boiling.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I laughed to death. In those few days, I still challenged Shang Qingdao. It's a pity that I didn't get hacked to death."

"What's even funnier is that puppet army anchor, who just knelt down and yelled for mercy."

"Nonsense, in a scene like that, if you can pee without being scared, you are already considered a man."

"I want to go to Taoism! I want to be a Taoist priest! I want to cultivate immortality!"

"Hehe! Do you think that Shangqing Dao collects all kinds of garbage? At least you have to be a chosen one like me!"

"I want to know, is there any boy around this fairy?"

"Pin Daoist is still short of a flute boy, I wonder if my little friend is interested?"

"You say, will anyone dare to challenge Shang Qingdao in the future?"

"No one would dare, right? Do you really think your life is too long?"

"That's not necessarily true. I've maxed out the Lightning Attribute Resistance, so I'm not afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"Fuck! Brother, where is the property panel, why didn't I find it?"

"Hurry up! I'm 28 years old and I haven't opened the attribute panel yet. Is this normal?"

"Why are you still mortals? I have already formed a golden core!"

"Laxatives! I'm in Shushan, just got off the flying sword, the Nascent Soul is great, and the harem is millions..."

Not only the netizens were shocked enough, but even the Longguo officials were dumbfounded.

They have investigated all Taoist temples and Buddhist temples across the country.

Let alone gods, there are not even practitioners.

At most, there are a few with good physical fitness, and that's not because of martial arts, but just long-term exercise.

Ever since, the officials held a symposium overnight...

(End of this chapter)