Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 340 Be My Cat
"system!"

Lu Heng muttered silently in his heart.

In the blink of an eye, the system interface appeared in front of his eyes.

Host: Lu Heng (Road name: Qingfeng)
Age: 18
Status: normal
Repair: Build a base layer

Exercises: "Taiyi Five Qi Jue", "Auspicious Clouds Stepping on the Sky", "Flying Immortals Making Lulus", "Taixuan Alchemy", "Corpse Controlling Corpse"

Treasures: phantom mask (magic weapon), bronze danding (magic weapon), Bailing jade bottle (magic weapon), heavenly demon blood-transforming needle (magic weapon), yin wooden coffin (magic weapon), blood statue (magic weapon)
Array: Blood Fiend Shadow Array
Fate: 392
Fate points increased by 14 points compared to before.

Counting three times before and after, and wasting 9 days of life, overall it is a loss!

But let’s pay for it, who made the sand sculpture water friends so cute?

"Tonight's first lucky water friend has been counted, so let's invite the second lucky water friend—'be my cat'!"

After finding the corresponding screen name, Lu Heng sent an invitation to Lianmai.

About two or three minutes later, "Be My Cat" accepted Lianmai's invitation.

Unlike the first male lucky water friend, the second lucky water friend tonight is a woman.

And she's a beauty!
"Be My Cat" looks about 26 and seven years old, his eyes are as bright as black pearls, piercing, revealing wisdom and confidence.

The slender eyebrows were raised slightly, revealing her delicate makeup and shrewdness.

Her skin is fair and smooth, as delicate as jade, exuding a natural luster.

Her long hair hung down to her waist like a waterfall. It was black and elastic, and each strand of hair carried her charming temperament.

Even through the screen, you will be attracted by her charm, unable to extricate yourself...

Seeing this, the old perverts in the live broadcast room couldn't help howling.

"Miss, I would like you to be a cat!"

"Don't talk about being a cat, you can be a dog!"

"Wow woof woof...Licking dogs, I am a professional!"

"Hi beauty, do you have a boyfriend? Do you mind marrying me?"

"Tianhai Wu Yanzu, who has been single for many years, finally got my princess!"

"Miss, hello! I think your dark circles are a little serious, and you don't seem to be healthy. Please send me your prestige signal, and I will help you look at the condition."

"Brother, your abacus is too loud, right?"

"The abacus is ruined, understand?"

"When I was born, God gave me two choices. Either choose to marry you, or get a superhuman memory. When my girlfriend was lying next to me at night and asked me what I had chosen, I Can not remember."

"You remember there is a God, but I don't! Manual dog head"

"When looking for a partner, everyone must pay attention to two points: first, you can't find someone who has a partner, and you can't do such immoral things! Second, you can't ask for someone who doesn't have a partner. No one else wants it. Why should we want it?"

"So, brother, you must guard your body like a jade for the rest of your life, and you must not take advantage of those women!"

"There are still many good people in the world!"

"A customer complained to me today, saying that the dishes I fried were very salty. The chef smashed my pot and asked me if the salt was free of charge. I dared not refute. What he didn't know was that I didn't add more salt , I just missed you when I was cooking, and my tears fell into the pot..."

"Fuck, I haven't seen it, I stole it!"

"I just want to say five words: hello, please get married!"

"I didn't point the gun at women and children, but chose to point it at myself. What I hold tightly is the brutality of human nature, and what gushes out is the filth of the sea of ​​spirit. The dull eyes after the storm are my last stubborn."

"You better..."

"Pull out a yellow hair, went to check it is because of lack of vitamin A, luckily it's not you...Maomao, my vitamin E!"

"Since you don't need it, it's mine!"

Looking at these barrages from water friends, "Be My Cat" couldn't help but blush.

And her shy appearance made the old perverts howl even more.

"Little friend, I don't know how to call you?"

At this time, in order to alleviate the embarrassment of the second lucky water friend, Lu Heng opened his mouth with a smile on his face.

"Daozhang, hello!"

"My surname is Tao, you can call me Xiao Tao."

"Be my cat" said a little shyly.

"Good evening, Tao Xiaoyou!"

"I don't know what you want to count tonight?"

Lu Heng asked again.

"Master Dao, I...I..."

Xiao Tao pursed her red lips, hesitant to speak.

After a moment of silence, she seemed to have made up her mind, and then she said softly, "Master Daoist, I would like you to help me figure out my husband..."

Hearing this, the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Isn't it? My beloved woman is married again?"

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it in the future."

"Yeah, all the women you like will marry someone else."

"Stop talking, can't I cry?"

"My God, how can you get married? But I'm excited!"

"Cao thief, die!"

"It's no wonder that Xiao Tao doesn't have that youthful smell at all, so she's already married! Huh..."

"Brother, your saliva is dripping!"

"Brothers, you can be a person! Everyone is married, why are you still thinking about it?"

"What are you afraid of? You can't leave after you get married! What if I'm the prince she's destined for?"

"As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug!"

"Little Mrs. Tao, you don't want your husband to lose his job, do you?"

"Ahem... this little day netizen, please calm down!"

"Grandma, you don't want Liang Zhichao to miss school, do you?"

"Fuck, this one is even more heavyweight!"

"Could it be that you are a distinguished VIP member of the old lady bar?"

The more the water friends said, the more outrageous they became, and they began to habitually crooked.

Seeing this, Lu Heng was afraid that the group of sand sculpture water friends would say something excessive.

So, he asked, "Xiaoyou Tao, why do you want to be your husband?"

"This... this..."

Hearing this, Xiao Tao hesitated for a moment, then said softly: "Master Dao, the matter is like this..."

"Three days ago, after my husband came home, I found that he smelled very strong of perfume and had a lot of long yellow hairs on his clothes."

"You also know that my hair is all black, and in the last week, he didn't go to work, and he didn't know what he was doing outside."

"Every time I asked him, he was just trying to put me off, and he would get angry if he asked too much."

"When we first got married, he was very considerate and gentle."

"But within half a year, he began to alienate me, and he was often away from home and didn't like to go to work."

"I suspect he still has women outside, so I want to ask you to help me figure it out..."

"Oh!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly after listening.

It turned out to be another marriage issue.

Compared with dreaming, killing people, etc., this kind of problem is relatively easy.

(End of this chapter)