Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 119 Thank you, Zhan Shuang Kun Fan Xiangyu, Hanzun Peak Pan Ga!

Chapter 119 Thank you, Zhan Shuang Kun Fan Xiangyu, Hanzun Peak Pan Ga!
"Daozhang, I miss you so much!"

"I like the Taoist priest, like peeing my pants, it's warm, only I know."

"I'm different. My love for Daoist Priest is like being pregnant in October. I can't hide it!"

"I really like Daoist's live broadcast! I really want to sell the house and company and give gifts to Daoist. Unfortunately, the landlord and boss are not willing."

"Brothers, my girlfriend won't let me watch the Taoist priest's live broadcast! Tell me, can I bear it? I just kicked her out."

"Brother, I advise you to break up early!"

"That's right, why didn't she let you watch the Taoist priest's live broadcast? That's because she has a guilty conscience!"

"Brother, quickly touch the top of your head to see if you are wearing a green hat..."

"I'm going on a blind date tomorrow, and I don't know if it will be successful? I hope to be drawn by the Taoist leader tonight!"

"The old man made a calculation, and the little brother bought one and got one free. It was a great success!"

"Then I'll give you a thousand gifts together. Anyway, the wedding and the children's full moon wine are held together."

"Come on a blind date while pregnant? What kind of strange species?"

"What's the matter, you can't go on a blind date when you're pregnant? This is a test for the man! His child is not worthy to be raised! It's your blessing to be raised by you, understand?"

"The child is not yours, so you don't want to get married? Bah, scumbag!"

"Family, who knows? I just wanted to find a father for my unborn child, but I met such an irresponsible and inferior man. I was really speechless. I really appreciate it!"

"Great Saints, accept the supernatural powers!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Good guy, with this punch, the avenue will be wiped out, and the world will be opened for the first time!"

These sand sculptors have been holding back for several days, and it is rare to be released today.

"Everyone can send gifts now, the 5-minute countdown begins!"

Lu Heng glanced at the bullet screens of the water friends, smiled knowingly, and then said: "You don't need to give any valuable gifts, just sign in for free."

Hearing this, the water friends were immediately unhappy.

"Daozhang, what do you mean by that? Are you looking down on me, Max Tianhai?"

"I, Yanjing Besso, express my dissatisfaction with my real name!"

"Brother, when you post the barrage, can you type the words correctly?"

"Daoist, don't worry, I'm saving food and money, and I've been saving for several days!"

"One shot of the cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will come to meet each other!"

"Watching women twist their buttocks and dance, it's better to watch the Taoist stand-up comedy!"

"Brother, I beg this live broadcast room, you understand!"

"Women are like clothes, Taoism is like a father! Whoever rubs against my clothes, I will let my father beat you!"

"Thinking that I have been wandering half my life, I only hate that I have not met a famous father. If the Taoist priest does not give up, I would like to worship him as my real father!"

"Aren't you too shameless? You all ran out to take advantage of my Taoist father?"

"It's so sad! You keep calling a stranger your father, but if your father knows, how will he feel? But I am different. My father died early, and I am short of a Taoist priest." Father!"

"Damn it, you're the one who is ruthless!"

Under the gags of the water friends, 5 minutes passed quickly.

"Okay, everyone, don't give any more gifts."

Lu Heng called to stop, and then said with a smile: "Let's draw two lucky water friends for tonight."

After finishing speaking, he followed the previous lottery method, randomly searched for lottery websites, and copied the huge list of water friends.

In the blink of an eye, two lucky water friends were born tonight.

Glancing at the two lucky winners tonight, Lu Henglang said, "Let's congratulate the two lucky water friends 'Xiong Xiongyue'er' and 'Chrysanthemum for Beauty Bloom'!"

Seeing that they were not drawn again tonight, the water friends were a little downcast.

But if you think about it carefully, at least you don't have to go up to embarrass yourself!

"Crack! Congratulations to these two lucky water friends!"

"Puff! Congratulations to these two lucky winners!"

"Brother, your clapping voice is not right!"

"The ethos in the live broadcast room was spoiled by you people, I want to block each of them one by one!"

"Wonder what fun these two victims will bring us tonight?"

"Coke, spicy sticks, potato chips, and popcorn are already in place, please invite guests to come on stage!"

"Xiong Xiongyue'er should be a girl, I don't know if she is pretty or not?"

Water lovers are looking forward to tonight's performance.

Lu Heng also found the No.1 lucky water friend and sent him an invitation to Lianmai.

Soon, "Bearing Moon" appeared in the live broadcast room.

As expected by most of the water friends, "Xiong Xiongyue'er" is a female, and she is not very old, she seems to be only in her early twenties.

When everyone saw "Bearing Moon" for the first time, a flash of surprise flashed in their eyes at the same time.

Different from traditional fair-skinned beauties, "Bearing Moon"'s skin is a healthy wheat color with a natural luster.

She had short shoulder-length hair, neatly cut, with slightly curly ends falling on her shoulders.

Her lips are slightly turned up, giving one a friendly and confident vibe.

The appearance of "Bearing Moon" immediately made the single water friends in the live broadcast room boil!

"Don't call 'wife'! Don't call 'wife' to my wife, or I will get angry, and no brother can do it!"

"Brother, don't worry, it's still the same sentence, brothers are like brothers and feet, women are like clothes! Clothes can't be broken, if the hands and feet are broken, at worst, you will be disabled and wear artificial limbs!"

"The little beauty with black skin and tiger teeth, I love it!"

"Fuck! I just like this one!"

"Beauty, how did you get such a tan? I want my boyfriend and girlfriend to get a tan too!"

"Huh? It seems a bit wrong. Why do boyfriends and girlfriends exist at the same time?"

"Stupid, isn't this just monogamy?"

"Honey, your smile is really sweet! Also, Heipi is really YYDS!"

"The first moment I saw this young lady, I knew it! It's actually sister-in-law, right, brother?"

"Thank you, Zhan Shuang Kun Fan Xiangyu, Hanzun Peak Pan Ga!"

"Very cute Dragon Kingdom girl! I really like the brown skin! League of Legends, love comes from Tianhai!"

"Girls, don't be obsessed with showing your appearance. You should learn more, increase your knowledge, and broaden your horizons. Let me take a geography question for you. Where is your home?"

"Is the map of your Yan people so narrow?"

Looking at these barrages of ridicule by the water friends, Xiong Yue'er couldn't help showing a bit of shyness.

"Daozhang, hello!"

She waved her hand towards the screen with a soft voice.

"you're good too!"

Lu Heng also greeted with a smile, and then asked, "I don't know how to call you?"

"Daoist, you can just call me Yue'er."

Xiong Xiongyue'er smiled sweetly.

"Well then, Pindao will call the little friend 'Yueer'."

Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked, "I don't know what you want to do tonight, Yue'er?"

"No no no..."

When Xiong Xiongyue'er heard this, a look of panic appeared on her pretty face, she shook her head again and again and said, "Master Daoist, I have watched all the clips of your previous live broadcast."

"The lucky ones you drew, except for a very few, seem to have become victims."

"My family is complete, my personal life is happy, and my studies are considered successful, so I don't want to forget it..."

Hearing this, Lu Heng couldn't help but laugh.

Is his reputation so big now?

Look at scaring the little black-skinned beauty!
The water friends in front of the screen were all laughing so hard they couldn't close their legs.

As regular visitors in the live broadcast room, they are quite familiar with the power of the "Immortal Daoist".

"If you don't need fortune-telling, Yue'er, then Pindao will give this qualification to other people..."

Lu Heng said with a smile.

"Daozhang, I don't need a fortune-telling."

"But I have a distant relative who needs your fortune-telling."

Xiong Xiongyue'er heard the words, afraid of being kicked off by Lu Heng, she hurriedly replied.

"Your distant relative?"

A look of surprise flashed in Lu Heng's eyes.

"Yes, yes, they are my distant relatives!"

Xiong Xiongyue'er nodded, and then said: "He is an elder from my father's village."

"A few days ago, I went back to my hometown with my father to worship the ancestors. I found him collecting firewood by the roadside alone, so I stepped forward to help a little."

"I chatted with him for a while, and he said that in the early years, his wife ran away with others and took away his two sons."

"For so many years, he has been looking for his wife and son, but unfortunately because of his illness, he can't go out to work, can't make much money, and can't go further."

"Six months ago, he accidentally broke his right leg because he went out to collect firewood."

"I thought he was so pitiful, so I wanted to ask the Taoist priest for help, but I didn't expect to be selected by the lottery..."

After listening to her narration, the water friends couldn't help but feel a little moved.

"Such a beautiful and caring girl is really the best choice to be a wife!"

"Sister Yue'er, I am also willing to do my part for that elder of yours! Add me prestige, and I will donate some money to him!"

"Huh? Why does this sound a bit fake?"

"Brother, you're doing the abacus, and you heard the movement from a long distance away."

"That's right, the abacus beads almost jumped onto my face!"

"Some women are really weird. They can't live a hard life. Don't get married in the first place!"

"The key is to get married, to dislike her husband for having no money, and to run away with her son, it's really fucking amazing!"

"It's another day of fear of marriage!"

"Watching so many Taoist priests' live broadcasts, the man is next to the rich woman as a duck, and the woman is cheating on her, which makes me disappointed in love! Of course, if the girlfriend is Yue'er, then it will be different."

"I am also desperate! Looking forward to the comfort of the little beauty Yue'er..."

Lu Heng nodded slightly after listening.

Ever since he witnessed the "upheaval" between Elder Song and those three teachers, he no longer trusts others easily.

"Yue'er, if Pindao tells fortunes here, he needs to be present."

"I don't know where your elder is now?"

Lu Heng asked softly.

"Daozhang, that elder is not by my side now."

"But I know where his house is, so I'll go to his house now..."

Said, Xiong Xiongyue'er got up immediately, and hurried out of the house.

Eager to help!
(End of this chapter)

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