The Era of Immortal Cultivation

Chapter 195 Fudge, then Fudge (4K)

In a black factory in the suburbs of New York, there are [-] square meters of work area, crowded with [-] programmers.

These programmers hatched by Hopley working overtime are wearing Li Hao's holographic helmet to build a virtual world. They only need to work [-] hours a day to get one banana, and if they work an extra four hours, there is another one.

With such a "blessing", Anchored these programmers don't do their best and do their best?
In less than ten days, the virtual world Li Hao requested took shape.

Walking through the crowded aisle, Li Hao kicked the lying flat monkey who was crying and tired after only twenty hours of work, and Li Hao opened the door of the manager's office of the factory's [-] square meters.

Two big beauties in very cool clothes were knocking sunflower seeds, watching wonderful dramas unique to this world.

Seeing Li Hao coming in, Hopley curled her tail, handed over a handful of melon seeds, and asked casually, "How is it? Did you get anything?"

"Big harvest!" Li Hao, who joined the avatar, took out a resume of 'Dr. Li' from his arms, and showed it to the two of them. The 'Li' on the resume was [-]% similar to Li Hao.

"This is your counterpart from another world?" Huan'er's eyes lit up, and he jumped up, shaking his chest and saying:

"Kill him, and then you pretend to be him?"

"No!" Li Hao shook his head, showed a meaningful smile, and reminded:

"Don't forget, this is a multi-hive parallel universe!

Hopley, please send me the information about S.H.I.E.L.D. collected by the programmers in detail. The parallel universe "Dr. Lee" and his partners are coming to save this parallel universe! "

Today's application for funding is 3000 million Daole, and the decentralized funding is 230 million Daole, and the accounting is 500 million. This is another money saved for two secret bases!

At night, in the office on the top floor of the Tricurve Wing Building, Nick Fury stood quietly in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows with a glass of ice water in his hand, watching the sporadic agents at the bottom of the building getting off work.

The people who graduated from the Secret Service Academy this year are no good, they only work overtime until nine o'clock and then go to the dormitory, how can they have the great dedication of the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
"Ugh!"

Nick Fury let out a long sigh, and prepared to go to Safe House No. 33 to deal with it tonight.

"Ugh!"

A long sigh came from the sofa in his office, but Nick Fury drank the ice water as if he didn't notice it, until he drank the last drop of water in the cup into his mouth.

Boom!
Fury turned around sharply, and threw the water glass towards the sofa with agility. Almost at the same time, a miniature sound-absorbing bullet like cow hair flew out, smashing the luxurious headlight on the top of his office, and plunged the entire room into darkness.

Nick Fury instantly merged with the darkness, adding an 'invisibility' buff to himself.

Without hesitation, he turned his head and rushed to the door of the office, and at the same time pressed the button on his body to request the support of the special service team.

next second.

Whoosh!
A bullet of light pierced the darkness and exploded at the hanging lamp in the original office, breaking Nick Fury's 'invisibility'.

Fury, who was illuminated by the sudden flash of light, instinctively made a tactical evasion action. When he leaned back, he happened to meet the person sitting on the sofa.

Four eyes facing each other.

Twenty to 25 years old, yellow race, handsome, carrying a lockbox, wearing a neat suit.
Nick Fury memorized a lot of information about this unexpected visitor in an instant, and then all kinds of information suddenly overlapped with a figure in his mind.

He stood up vigilantly, faced Li Hao and took a few steps back to the door, opened the office door a little, then frowned and said:

"plum?"

"That's it!"

Li Hao, with his legs crossed, nodded, made an inviting gesture, and pointed to the sofa next to him, as if he was the owner of this office.

The corner of Nick Fury's mouth twitched, and he blindly typed a series of letters on the communicator with the hand hidden behind him, and passed a secret signal to the secret service team, "Stay still, stay alert", and then slowly sat down the farthest from Li Hao. sofa corner.

Li Hao looked at the puzzled Fu Rui, the corners of his mouth slightly raised:

"You in this universe are actually black? Sorry, I don't mean to be discriminatory, but a parallel counterpart of a racist person is actually a black person that I hate, which is a bit funny!"

The bait is salty and the hook is straight!

But the effect was very good, Nick Fury's instinctive eyes shrank slightly after hearing this sentence.

this universe?Parallels?

As the king of secret agents, Nick Fury immediately had several bold and logical conjectures.

He took a deep look at Li Hao, constantly comparing the person in front of him with the "Li" in the information, and said calmly:
"So an alternate world where I'm a racist white guy? That's hilarious!"

"This is not the funniest!" Li Hao smiled slightly:
"What's more, Fury's blind eye was caught by a cat! By the way, how did you get blind?"

Nick Fury was thoughtful, then showed some suspicious expressions, and sneered pretentiously, without answering the question.

The comparison of body and demeanor, coupled with the saying of 'being caught blind by a cat', he could not help but believe Li Hao three points, but because he believed a little bit, he wanted to pretend not to believe it instead, letting the 'caught blind' in front of him Lee' told more information.

Unfortunately, Li Hao was unmoved, and just looked at Nick Fury's black face jokingly.

half an hour.

Fury scolded Fuck secretly in his heart, and replied somewhat perfunctorily: "My eyes were blinded by a strong enemy during a mission!"

"Oh!" Li Hao shrugged his shoulders: "That's right, you can communicate with each other only if you come and go! You can ask again!"

Fu Rui met Li Hao's gaze, thought for a moment, and directly asked the question he was most concerned about: "Why did you come to our universe?"

"Because the earth in my universe has been destroyed!" Li Haosi said with some sadness:
"It's also to save your parallel universe that is about to be destroyed. After all, many people here, Tony, Peter, and Natasha were once my important partners!"

His eyes collapsed for a while, before Li Hao continued: "Skrulls are all cosmic lovers, and Queen Skrull is a whore! Nick, don't make it difficult to repeat this sentence?"

Hey!
Nick Fury's face turned ugly.

It's not because he is a Skrull in disguise now, although he does sometimes let his Skrull friends pretend to be him instead.

It's because the visitor from the parallel universe in front of him obviously knows a lot about him, but he doesn't know anything about this 'Li'.It has been a long time since the King of Agents has felt this feeling that the rhythm of the conversation is out of his control.

With a cold face, Nick Fury repeated Li Hao's previous words. Before he could figure out what to ask next, Li Hao spoke again.

"Sorry, Fury, I have to confirm your identity!"

Li Hao said so, but there was no apology on his face, but what he said next, which seemed to be eloquent, made Fu Rui lose his mind and focus on Li Hao's words.

Ancient One once showed Li Hao a kind of "if line" in the future. Based on this, Li Hao added, deleted, modified, and added a little comic content to create the story of "Dr. Li's origin universe".

More difficulties and exaggerated disasters constitute a heroic epic.

The Kiritas in the Battle of New York were exaggerated twenty times in scale, Ultron interspersed with the plot of Skynet; the dark elves had to fight the earth in addition to Asgard, and the "Dragon Power" that destroyed the headquarters of the League of Legends was changed from "Dragon Power" to escape Hela sealed by Odin.

This is reasonable.

The heroes stopped the blackened Gundam Stark, and the interval between the third and fourth stories of the Avengers was too long, and then Uncle Tun and Dormammu were invited to join the scene, and finally the plot of the Avengers [-] was changed to "Be Ending", Let Thanos win again and destroy the Earth.

All heroes die and the earth is destroyed.

The surviving 'Li' felt infinitely sad, and was about to reverse the tragedy, so he traveled through the parallel universe and came to this world for 10 years.

With such an abusive mainstream plot, not awarding Li Hao the Best Actor would not be able to soothe his wounded heart.

"That's it, Nick, that's my whole story, a loser's story!"

After telling everything, Li Hao's complexion was extremely pale, and he could hardly see any color. He covered his head with his hands, and seemed to have fallen into deep self-blame.

After secretly turning off the special recording pen on his body, Nick Fury realized that the sweat from his body had already soaked his clothes.

In Li Hao's narration, due to the appropriate embellishment of the scale of the disaster, it was almost the first time that the earth's population had been halved before Thanos snapped his fingers, and after that, only one of the 70 billion people lived.

No matter how cold-blooded Nick Fury is, thinking of such a future can't help but make him feel cold.

"Mommy Fake!"

Furui's teeth were bleeding, but he forced out his mantra.

Nick Fury has uttered these two words countless times in his life, but there is no such intertwined emotion of powerlessness, anger, and pain as this time.

He has basically trusted Li Hao, but the first lesson of an agent is to never trust anyone.

Soon, he found a doubtful point and questioned Li Hao:

"In just ten years, the earth has encountered seven or eight crises of annihilation? This is too frequent!"

You know, in his long life, he has only experienced the invasion of the Cree Empire and the Cuban crisis, two crises that were close to extinction, and these two times have not caused any actual harm.

Nick's one-eyed stared at Li Hao, waiting for his answer.

"Because of Odin! He will die in a few years!"

Li Hao stared at Nick Fury with dark eyes, and explained:

"Midgard, Atrium, Terran Star, C-53, all civilizations in the universe have different names for Earth.

But it is recognized that the planet we are on is one of the core domains of the Asgard Empire, and it is Odin's shelter!

Although Asgard is not as famous as the three major empires in the universe today, it was also glorious in the past and its strength is not bad now.

If Shia, Kerry, and Skrull are equivalent to the three permanent members of the United States, China and Russia, then Asgard is probably equivalent to staying in England!However, the status of Asgard is almost tied to the strength and prestige of Odin, the father of the gods. "

Right on!Right on!
Coulson, who was sent to the North Pole, last week’s report on Thor, Carol and the Skrull’s occasional information about the universe. It’s perfectly fitting and reasonable!

Fury, who is well aware of political filth, naturally would not overestimate the morality of the cosmic people, and instantly made up a cosmic version of "the former Soviet Union disintegrated, and the allied countries were cut and bloodshed".

This kind of thing, the United States can do it, and the cosmic forces can naturally do it too.

"Ah!" He sighed for a while, seeing that the atmosphere was getting better, Li Hao finally figured out, and took out a mechanical helmet:
"Fury, this is a semi-finished product that I have combined with cosmic technology. With it, there are always ways to fight against various dangers."

After blowing a few words, Li Hao handed the helmet to Nick Fury, and then disappeared before his eyes, leaving only a sentence that once again deepened the trust of the King of Agents:
"Your avenger, count me in!"

Right, my Avengers plan, now I haven't even selected a person, and I haven't written a plan, he knows it all.

This is not a person from a parallel universe, could it be that he can read minds?He obviously can't read minds!

The light of wisdom shone in the one eye of Mare Fa Kexia, who was completely limped by the fool.

Receiving too much information at one time can easily lead to brain failure.

The US team is probably about to dig it out, wait for the Avengers to form a group, and then tell us the good news that there is a Hydra in the bureau of the lovely Director Fury!

Humming and singing, the invisible Li Hao ran to the black factory happily.

I have to let Hopley do more programmers, and the engineering lions have to do more, and then they can use the channel of S.H.I.E.L.D. to spread out the chicken helmets quickly
Suddenly, Li Hao vaguely heard someone praying to Megatron.

uh-huh?

Li Hao plunged into the green forest not far from the black factory, and saw a cute Modu.

Modu, who was dressed in a magic robe, was still so mysterious and elegant, but the darker dark circles under his eyes betrayed him.

In a crystal circle, Mordo floated in mid-air, his magic power vented, his robes floated, and he chanted the incantation to summon Megatron in an ancient language that was almost lost.

It's a pity that Li Hao has set up a white list. Except for a few people like Ivan, everyone else will be blocked. After all, he can't eat, sleep or even go to the tuba, and he suddenly heard a "praise you"!

"Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons! I beg your attention!"

Modu looked at the magic circle that had not changed, and felt that his magic pool was empty, but he was still unwilling.

He vomited blood violently, lost about a week of life, borrowed some magic power from Emperor Weishan, and then prayed.

'Hey, if it weren't for me, wouldn't your busy night be in vain? '

The kind-hearted Li Hao couldn't bear to see that the leeks he begged to cut were turned away, so he quietly attached a trace of spiritual consciousness to Mo Du's magic circle.

With the spiritual consciousness of Li Hao's body as a stepping stone, the next moment, the avatar cast his spiritual consciousness.

A translucent steel vortex suddenly appeared at one end of the magic circle. In the depths of the vortex, there seemed to be a huge and majestic steel giant sitting on the ground composed of machines, watching Modu across the world.

Ah, isn't this Master Modu?
Why don't you vote for Dormammu and change your career to be a boy with a barrel under my 'Megatron' seat?

The avatar Yaoyao praised the main body with his spiritual thoughts, and then focused on starting a demon-like communication with Modu (fudge).

A mage and a devil, a bank, a laborer with a mortgage, who is the father?

Come to the bowl, Mo Du, the tool man!

(End of this chapter)