Fork demon master in the eyes of monsters

Chapter 80 When you stare at the onion, the onion also stares at you

Five p.m.

Chen Chuanwang sat in front of the computer, modified the file according to the teacher's request, and sent the modified file to the teacher. Chen Chuanwang went downstairs to the kitchen.

Opening the refrigerator, he took out a bottle of drink, and Chen Chuanwang started to drink it.

Every time he typed on the keyboard, Chen Chuanwang's mouth could not rest, either he wanted to eat or drink.

Fortunately, the modification of the directory does not take too long, otherwise, Chen Chuanwang would still be modifying it slowly.

Grandpa just came back from playing mahjong outside and was sitting in the yard to rest. Chen Chuanwang also noticed that the snake, who also just came back from playing mahjong, was circling in the sky above the orange tree.

Moreover, Grandpa can't see Snake Zaitian at all, but these two guys seem to be talking cleverly.

Grandpa shook the cigarette in his hand: "Tsk, you played the wrong card, you shouldn't have played that way, you should..."

Snake Zaitian lethargicly hangs on the branch of the tree: "No, I should play two cards, then Yasha won't be able to match, and I will be able to kong with the next card."

Grandpa remembered a round of other people's Hu cards: "Hu is so small, what do you think, if you want Hu, you have to be bigger!"

Snake Zaitian: "I've been beating for so long, and I'm still beating like before. I can't even pick a broad bean."

"..."

Chen Chuanwang didn't understand, but was shocked.

How on earth did these two guys get together?

When the phone rang, Chen Chuanwang took out his phone and looked, it was Teacher Zhao.

He turned around and walked to a place where no one was around, and connected to his mobile phone: "Hello, teacher."

"Chen Chuanwang, I read what you revised, but there are still some problems. Your method of argument needs enough data to support it, so you can't just talk nonsense..."

The call was over in a few minutes.

Chen Chuanwang can now write a thesis as long as he changes a suitable argumentation method.

He is not in a hurry about this, because he already has the thesis catalogs of several classmates, and he will just choose the easiest one when the time comes.

Putting down the phone, Chen Chuanwang picked up the basket.

"Grandpa, I'm going to pick some Chinese toon, you crack some eggs."

Grandpa waved his hand: "Well, let's go."

"Egg?"

Snake regained his spirit in the sky, landed on the wall along the top of the Awang tree, and then followed Chen Chuanwang outside the yard.

The vitality of the Chinese toon tree is extremely strong, and the germination is very strong in spring.

Not long ago, Chen Chuanwang had almost finished picking, but now a lot has grown on the tree, and a few seedlings have emerged from the root of the tree.

"Why do you humans eat everything? You don't even let the leaves go."

Seeing Chen Chuanwang picking leaves from the tree, Snake spat out the Snake Letter in the sky, feeling a bitterness in his heart.

When he was young, he was curious about everything and wanted to eat everything, but the bitterness of the leaves was still fresh in his memory. Now watching Chen Chuanwang pick the toon buds, it seems to be looking forward to the plums to quench his thirst.

Chen Chuanwang looked back, saw the snake hiding in the firewood pile, and said, "Although they are leaves, some leaves are really delicious."

"real or fake?"

The snake couldn't live in the sky, and then came to the toon tree, and bit a leaf on the young seedling: "Bah bah bah, it's still bitter, it's still bitter, you're dishonest, you lied to the snake!"

"What are you doing to lie to you? If you eat the leaves raw, how can the taste be so good? The toon sprouts need to be boiled first, and then scrambled eggs." Chen Chuanwang briefly explained.

"There are eggs, so they must be delicious." Snake Zaitian's appetite was lifted, and he kept licking his lips greedily: "Can I eat it?"

"Of course I can. I'll pick some more and I'll give you some after frying." Chen Chuanwang suddenly thought of Mr. Snake whom he hadn't seen for a long time: "Oh, by the way, you can also bring some for Mr. Snake by the way."

Snake looked at the toon buds on the tree in the sky, and was already fantasizing about delicious food. When he heard what Chen Chuanwang said, he said without thinking: "What to bring, he doesn't eat, he doesn't eat grains, let me do it for you." Let him share the fireworks in this world."

"...You send it over for me. If he doesn't eat it, you can eat it all."

"Then I will pay more for my share, and travel expenses."

"Row."

………………

Chen Chuanwang picked a basket of toon buds, and it was too much to stir-fry at one time, so he came in half and half.

Tie half of the spring buds tightly in a plastic bag and put them in the refrigerator.

Chen Chuanwang picked and picked, and took out onions, dried tea and mushrooms, and he also took out a small bag of meatballs from the freezer below.

Wu County is located in the south, coupled with the recent spring rains, the air is relatively humid, and the meat can't be eaten. If it is not frozen, it will stink in two days.

A few days ago, the price of pork dropped a lot. Grandpa bought a lot, and he couldn't finish it in a short time, so he froze it.

The snake was swimming in the kitchen. He leaned close to the onion and smelled it, and then sneezed non-stop: "Ah chirp~ Ah chirp~ What is this? Why does it smell so strong?"

"onion."

Chen Chuanwang looked at Cobra Zaitian in surprise: "Don't you know this?"

In Chen Chuanwang's eyes, Snake Zaitian's thinking and speaking habits are not much different from normal young people. Logically speaking, this also proves that Snake Zaitian has lived in human society for a long time, but why? I don't even know onions.

"I've never seen it before. This thing tastes stronger than scallions."

When Snake was in the north, he did live in human society for a period of time, but he mainly wanted to find a warm place. The city is not like the countryside, there is no such place as a firewood pile to drill and keep warm.

So he had no choice but to go to someone's house and squat behind the ceiling, corner, etc.

At that time, he was not interested in human beings, and he only thought that it would be better not to meet them as much as possible, otherwise it would be easy to scare people to death.

Under such circumstances, he naturally doesn't know much about human food.

Chen Chuanwang: "Scallions, there are none here."

Maybe there are scallions in the supermarket, but there are definitely not many. There are very few dishes that combine with scallions in the recipes of Wuxian people.

Chen Chuanwang washed the skin of the onion with water, and was about to tear it, but at this moment, the snake Zaitian, who was not afraid of death, suddenly came over.

Chen Chuanwang was surprised: "Don't!"

The irritating onion instantly made the snake roll in the sky.

"Ah! I'm blind! I'm going blind!"

A big snake was rolling in the kitchen, its tail still slapped on the pot, and the clanging and rattling movements soon attracted Grandpa.

"Awang, what broke?"

When Chen Chuanwang heard the sound, he quickly grabbed She Zaitian and threw it out of the window.

Grandpa happened to come over at that time.

Chen Chuanwang pretended nothing happened, and replied: "My hand slipped, and the pot fell."

"Oh~" Grandpa looked around: "Be careful, fortunately there is no fire or oil, or you will be scalded to death."

"got it."

When grandpa left, Chen Chuanwang lay on the window tonight and looked outside.

A big black snake writhed on the ground, almost knotted.

(End of this chapter)