Fork demon master in the eyes of monsters

Chapter 138

"what do you want to eat?"

Seeing the two Taoist priests coming in, the proprietress was stunned for a while, and then spoke enthusiastically.

The first time he communicated with people, the monkey monster still couldn't bear to lose face, so he directly asked for alms. He pointed at something casually: "Uh... what is this?"

"Pork head meat, XX money a catty."

"Uh-huh?"

The monkey monster was stunned, and turned to look at the pig monster beside him unconsciously. The fat pig's face changed drastically at this time.

He coughed, changed the subject, and pointed to something else: "That."

"Pig trotters, XX money a catty."

"..."

The monkey demon continued to cough, and changed another thing.

"pig ear……"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The monkey monster coughed violently, causing the proprietress' face to change again and again.

The proprietress suspected that this man was sick and wanted to drive him away, but it was not easy to do business.

"Uh... I don't have anything to eat, forget it, let's go."

The monkey demon hurriedly dragged the pig demon away.

It was the first time to beg for alms, but it was a bad start.

The two ran to a place where there were no people, and the monkey demon looked at the pig demon: "Old pig, you..."

The pig demon's face was pale, and he said tremblingly, "Monkey, I...I want to go back to the mountain."

He wasn't very courageous in the first place, and he didn't have any ideas of his own, so he usually followed the monkey monster, but the scene just now made him dare not stay any longer.

If humans knew that it was a pig demon, wouldn't it be him who was lying on the plate?
Humans, how scary!
"Old pig, a pig demon is not the same as a pig. A pig demon is born of a pig demon's mother, and a pig is born of a pig."

The pig demon silently glanced at the monkey demon: "...my mother is a wild boar."

"This... ah... I, I'm not, hey!" The monkey demon turned his ears and scratched his head, not knowing what to say for a moment.

The pig demon said: "I know what you mean, but I'm afraid. Mingyue said that people at the bottom of the mountain dare to eat anything, including grass roots, bark and even soil."

"That's different."

"It's the same." The pig demon lowered his head and said in a muffled voice: "Actually, I know it. Mingyue told me not to go down the mountain. The people down the mountain like to eat pigs, pig's head meat, pig's hoof, pig's tail, pig's brain... It seems that in their eyes, there is nothing on a pig that cannot be eaten."

"I told Mingyue at that time that people would never dare to eat my S, but he told me that some people like to eat pig intestines. Do you know what pig intestines are? The S we pull is squeezed out of the large intestines. They People dare to eat this, and they like to eat..."

The pig demon had a mournful face.

In fact, he didn't want to go down the mountain himself, but he got used to following the monkey monster, so he went down the mountain.

At first he thought it was interesting, but the scene just now reminded him of what Mingyue said.

He was timid, and after Mingyue said that, he actually didn't want to go down the mountain. In addition, he was lazy, and he wished he could eat and sleep every day, wasting his time.

But the monkey monster...monkey!

The monkey is not as tall as the pig demon, but like a big brother, he raised his hand and patted the pig demon's shoulder: "It's okay, it's okay, Mingyue told me the same thing, he said that some people like to eat monkey brains, or raw monkey brains , do you know how to eat it?"

Before the pig demon could answer, the monkey demon continued: "Let me tell you, it is to dig a small hole on the table, put a monkey's head through the hole and fix it, and then smash it into pieces with a small hammer." The skull of the monkey, the skull was knocked open with a knife..."

What the monkey demon said made the pig demon's hair stand on end.

Human beings are so cruel and terrifying!
The pig demon grabbed the monkey demon's sleeve: "Monkey, let's go back to the mountain. The mountain is really scary. What if one day we expose our identities, your brain is dug out alive, and my whole body is eaten? Terrible, I...I..."

"What are you afraid of!"

The monkey demon patted the pig demon's hand: "Don't forget, as long as we don't want humans to see us, they won't be able to see us. Even if we are discovered, we can run away at any time, don't worry."

"But... just in case..."

The pig demon lowered his head.

The monkey demon said: "If you encounter that kind of thing, you can just run away and leave me alone."

When the monkey demon said this, the pig demon was stunned for a moment, and then he said angrily: "How can I just run away, monkey, although I am timid, don't underestimate me."

The monkey monster said seriously: "I didn't underestimate you. If the monsters are seen by people, they want to catch us. The method will definitely not be as simple as in Journey to the West. I heard from Mingyue that human beings have cannons and missiles. Blow up Scale Mountain directly, so once you are found, you run away, run far away, find a hill where there is no one to hide, find a wild boar to live, and be an ordinary wild boar..."

Some words made the two monsters dull.

The monkey demon quickly regained his mood, and said to the pig demon, "You wait here, and I'll go for alms."

Before the pig demon could react, the monkey demon came to the door of a bun shop.

The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop seemed to be a very simple and honest person. He noticed the monkey monster coming, and wiped his hands on the apron with a smile: "What do you want to eat? You came just in time. The steamed stuffed buns are just out of the oven, and they are hot."

The monkey demon clasped his hands together: "Benefactor, the poor monk is here for alms."

"Uh... alms?"

The boss was stunned. He didn't mind asking for alms, but a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe, using the hands of a monk, calling himself a poor monk, came to ask for alms, which is too strange.

The simple and honest boss didn't know what to say for a while: "You...you are a fake Taoist priest, no, you are a fake monk, no, you...you are not a Taoist priest, nor are you a monk."

The monkey monster was startled, did someone see through it?It's very dangerous, I didn't see through the identity of the monster, otherwise it would be troublesome.

He was so frightened that he turned to leave.

"Hey, wait."

The boss called him to stop.

The monkey monster didn't dare to stop, so he speeded up.

The boss yelled: "Wait, don't you want to ask for alms?"

The monkey demon stopped abruptly, turned around and looked at the boss.

The honest boss waved to him and said, "Come here, I'll get you a bag."

The monkey demon didn't feel any hostility, so he walked over, but he didn't relax his vigilance, ready to disappear at any time.

The boss took a plastic bag and unfolded the cage.

"You are so young, and the clothes on your body don't fit well. Did you run away from home? Or are you playing with something to die for?"

"My daughter also likes to wear ancient costumes. According to her, it seems to be called Hanfu. It's pretty, but it's inconvenient."

"The little fat man on the other side is your friend, right? You two ran away from home together? I've seen you a long time ago. I saw the two of you running to Amin's store and then coming out..."

The boss muttered a lot, and took five steamed buns and two big steamed buns from the cage drawer.

"Hurry up and go home after eating, your family members must be worried when you come out, why don't I lend you my mobile phone, and you call to report that you are safe..."

The monkey demon whispered: "We didn't run away from home."

The boss said: "Oh~ let's pretend it's not. If you don't want to go back for a while, then don't stay too far away, come here when you're hungry."

In fact, he wanted to call the police.

"Uh-huh."

The monkey demon nodded and left the steamed stuffed bun shop with a hot bun in his hand.

Seeing the little man and the little fat man walking together, the boss picked up the phone, and after a moment of hesitation, he made another call.

"Hey, wife, haven't you come yet? When you come, bring your daughter here. I have something to go out for a while... It's not about gambling or playing mahjong. It's really something. Two children seem to have run away from home. I Go and have a look."

"Call the police...Call the police later. They may be too tight because of their family members. Let them relax for a while."

"Okay, okay, I see, why am I meddling in my own business... Oh, good wife, hurry up, those two boys are leaving."

"What? Let me close the shop first? Are you kidding? Those people will be off work soon. Once the door is closed, maybe there will be fewer... All right, my wife is willing, I'll go and watch The two of them go."

The boss hung up the phone and closed the shutter door.

After a few seconds, the door was opened.

The boss hesitated for a moment, muttering to himself that he had lost a few more yuan, and then he put two cups of boiling soybean milk in a bag before going out again.

…………

"Monkey, this steamed stuffed bun smells so good."

"Well, it's really delicious, and there's meat..."

The monkey demon stopped suddenly, looked down at the bun in his hand, and then at the bun that was half eaten by the pig demon.

"What's wrong? Monkey."

"Uh...it's nothing, old pig, give me all the meat buns."

"Huh? But this is delicious and fragrant. I..."

"I want to eat."

"Oh~ then I'll give you all to eat. I'll eat vegetable buns, and this stuffed bun."

"it is good."

(End of this chapter)