1/2 wife

Chapter 76 Don't Drink the Water in the Ditch
The counselor, she thought that she would hand over the writing of the manuscript to a girl, so that her class would not be too embarrassed.

But she didn't expect it.

"Haha." Professor Wen Da laughed dryly, and then she said dryly: "Do you think you won't lose face if you leave it to me?"

Otherwise, guess why she scored zero in the Chinese test?
Sister Liang: "?"

Seeing the counselor's shocked eyes, Wen Suisui quickly changed his words: "It's nothing, I'm just joking. I must write well. I have a unique talent in Chinese, which will definitely open your eyes."

Sister Liang: "..."

In other words, I suddenly felt a little regretful.

……

……

After the military training in the evening, Fang Ye saw Wen Suisui waiting for her near their phalanx with a cup of milk tea.

She was not wearing camouflage, so she stood out from the crowd.

"Fang Ye!"

Wen Suisui saw Fang Ye at a glance. She stood outside the crowd and waved towards the crowd.

Fang Ye: "..."

silent.

Don't call Fang Ye at this time, because Fang Ye has a very ominous premonition.

Wen Suisui walked to Fang Ye and handed him the milk tea.

"Hey Hey Hey."

Fool.

Fang Ye took it silently, and then said: "...I always feel that you have bad intentions now."

Wen Suisui was angry: "How is that possible? They all know that I am harmless to humans and animals."

Fang Ye: "Please, don't say shameless words. And it might be better if you change the word."

Wen Suisui got angry, so he punched Fang Ye on the arm very angrily, and even snatched the milk tea she bought for him.

What is given away can be taken back.

"Don't drink you, go drink the ditch."

Then Wen Suisui took a few quick sips, drank the milk tea in the cup, and threw the empty cup into the trash can at a lightning speed.

Fang Ye: "???"

There is such a person!
hateful!

Fang Ye's eyes widened, plausible in his heart, she had better have nothing to ask him.

……

……

Professor Wenda stiffened all the way, and waited until she got home before she grabbed Fang Ye's arm.

"My husband is crying." She hung on Fang Ye's arm, pretending to be wronged.

Fang Ye: "...Tell me the truth, what on earth are you looking for me for?"

"what!"

"It's nothing."

Wen Suisui got up from Fang Ye's arm, and then she spoke briefly.

Isn't this Fang Ye's specialty?
Fang Ye finished listening.

To put it simply, Wen Suisui's task has changed from military training to writing military training experience.

Fang Ye: "This kind of thing has no technical content. You spend some money to find the shooter online, and it will come out in no time."

Wen Suisui: "...ask the shooter for money. Let's save money."

Fang Ye: "...you need money from me, and I'm more expensive."

Wen Suisui was so cute, she blinked and pretended to be pitiful: "You are expensive but I can prostitute for nothing."

Fang Ye was unmoved. Today he is Liu Xiahui: "Then you won't be able to whore for nothing."

Wen Suisui: "..."

Fang Ye: "Who told you to ask me to drink water from the ditch?"

Wen Suisui: "..."

There was a couple of silences.

Wen Suisui let out an "ah" in pain, bent her waist and bent her knees, and hung on Fang Ye's lap.

"Honey, you need to help me." She hugged Fang Ye's thigh.

The corners of Fang Ye's eyes twitched, and he strengthened himself: "You don't do this, I will never give in to you, a witch!"

Wen Suisui: "I was wrong. Then don't drink the water from the underground ditch, drink mine. I also have a ditch."

Fang Ye: "...?"

What the hell?
……

……

Fang Ye started to work.

He took out his precious keyboard, sorted out his logical thinking and began to write Wen Suisui's military training experience.

"Come on, husband!"

Wen Suisui is trying to cheer Fang Ye up.

She cut a plate of fruit, sat next to Fang Ye, stuffed Fang Ye with one from time to time, and continuously added mental buffs to Fang Ye.

She chanted, as if casting a curse: "A man must be strong, and he can't stop moving twice."

After saying this, Fang Ye's fingers froze subconsciously.

He is thinking about the content.

In fact, he has never liked to write these things, because he felt embarrassed and ashamed, especially when there was someone sitting next to her, and she was staring at what you wrote.You write a sentence and she reads a sentence.Weird and shameful.

Fang Ye stopped for a while, Wen Suisui's eyes widened immediately, she shook his arm: "You write! Why don't you write until you finish writing!!"

"Don't rush me, aunt, don't I have to clear my mind? And can we not say something weird."

"... Oh." Wen Suisui curled her lips and fell silent.

A big woman is to be able to bend and stretch.After she has finished deceiving her military training experience, she will continue to ascend the throne and become the queen.

what.

The mere Fang Ye also wants to press on her?
Pooh!
I want to be on top!
Fang Ye's keyboard was in flames: "What are you thinking?"

"Ah?" Wen Suisui pretended to be innocent, "I didn't."

Fang Ye: "...every time you change your mind, your eyeballs will roll around."

Wen Suisui: "..."

Nonsense.

How could she be so obvious?
Fang Ye first wrote two articles and sent them to Wen Suisui.

"Let's do this first, and we'll talk about it tomorrow. Your counselor didn't say that the [-] essays should be handed in at once."

Wen Suisui tried to provoke Fangye again: "You don't look like much."

Fang Ye: "...We have been trained for a day, and we are really tired. Donkeys can't be squeezed like this."

"Well,"

Wen Suisui thought for a while, and then said to Fangye, "Then let me squeeze it for you?"

Fang Ye: "?"

Fang Ye became vigilant, and subconsciously stepped back: "Where do you want to pinch for me?"

Nasty succubus!

Wen Suisui is really serious now: "...Don't you usually pinch your shoulders? If you think your fingers are tired, I can rub your hands for you."

"Of course, if you want me to pinch your feet, you can just say so. But you have to promise not to do something immoral like putting your feet in my mouth. I want you to swear to Confucius that you are a polite person. "

"Bah!" Fang Ye became angry all of a sudden, "When did I do such a thing?"

When did he become so perverted?

Wen Suisui's eyes widened, and he expressed contempt for Fangye's denial when he put on his trousers: "Again, you never did it!"

Fang Ye was confident and said loudly, "I didn't!"

Wen Suisui: "Then I'll help you recall memories!"

Then Wen Suisui found out about the old sesame seeds and rotten millet that could not be 800 years ago.

Fang Ye: "!"

Fang Ye: "How can this be counted?"

Wen Suisui: "Why can't this be counted?"

Fang Ye: "I stepped on it by accident. And it didn't go into my mouth. Why did it stuff in your mouth?"

Wen Suisui: "You swear to Confucius, you say it again, you were careless at that time."

Fang Ye: "...what's the matter with Confucius?"

Wen Suisui: "Don't Confucius care about you scholars?"

Fang Ye: "..."

Uh……

No matter how you say it, it makes sense.

　Ok……

　　I'm thinking about whether to add a side story here.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)