Reborn in the fiery age, I am a salted fish in the mountains

Chapter 145 Participating in the Battle of Feces Snatching

"Han Xiaokang, why are you here?"

When the greeting sounded, Han Xiaokang turned his head and saw that it was Uncle Zhang, Uncle Ding and the 20 or so strongest men in the production team.

Under the leadership of the production team leader Xu Da Ma Bang, they each carried a load of dung buckets and walked on the street.

Han Xiaokang hurried up to meet them, and asked, "Where are you...?"

Uncle Zhang knew that Han Xiaokang and Xu Dama were not fighting against each other, so when he received the cigarettes, Uncle Zhang took two cigarettes.

He handed a cigarette to Xu Da Ma stick with a serious expression.

Then he said, "Today it's our turn to pick manure from the excrement pool of the central school.

So the captain sent us to pick up the dung, Xiaokang, are you okay?If there is nothing else, shall we go together? "

Uncle Ding also said, "Let's go together, Xiaokang, to fight for the due share of our production team. This is the bounden duty of every member."

As the old saying goes, "A crop has a flower, and it depends on fertilizer to manage the family."

To be honest, whenever it was the production team's turn to pick up dung, almost all the young and strong members of that production team took the initiative.

Everyone wants to overwhelm each other in terms of momentum, so there are too many people who get a few loads of manure, so they don't necessarily fight.

But at least it can make the other party feel scruples and make yourself suffer less, right?
When encountering this kind of thing, Han Xiaokang couldn't shirk it due to emotion and reason, so he could only bite the bullet and accept it, and then followed Uncle Zhang and the others.

On the streets of Zhenxing District, there are several large-scale cesspools.

The largest cesspit, of course, is the one in the food station slaughterhouse. It is said that the scale of the cesspit is so large that 300 tons of cesspools can't hold it.

If a maggot climbs up from the bottom of the cesspit, it takes three days and three nights, and it is said that it can't even touch the edge of the cesspit.

Slaughterhouses have the largest cesspit.

Then there is the cesspit behind the staff building of the supply and marketing cooperative, the district central school, and the cesspit of the district office are not small.

These cesspit, of course, will be avoided in future generations.

But during this period, it was the target of many production teams around the streets of the district. The yellow dung in it was a very precious source of fertilizer for the production team.

In the old society.

These excrements on the streets of the district are controlled by some urban foxes, social rats, and local hooligans.

Any small landlord or self-cultivator who wants to carry manure back to the field, if he does not give those guys some benefits, he will never want to pick up a bucket of manure from it.

In the new era, all these cesspit pits are now under the unified management of the "manure management office" of the district office.

[The "Fung Management Office" is not a specialized agency, so there are no full-time officers.Instead, the district office temporarily appoints 2 or 3 staff members to serve concurrently. ]
[Moreover, there are special management offices similar to the "Manure Management Office", and there are many such as the "Cow Supervision Office", "Steel-making Guidance Office" and so on. ]
Anyway, since the district government owned the "manure management office", the management of manure in the entire revitalization area has become orderly.

From now on, if any production team wants to carry manure in the cesspit, it needs to pass the quota issued by the "manure management office", and it must be issued according to the manure handling slip issued by the manure management office.

Then on the designated date, organize the members to pick up the dung together to avoid fighting between the production teams due to competition.

In fact, before the establishment of the "Funge Management Office".

There have been quite a few incidents where the members of the production team were beaten to death because of fighting for the fertilizer in these cesspit
Wait until a group of people arrive near the cesspit of the food station.

From another trail, there was also a team carrying dung buckets walking towards them.

"Captain Ma, you run so fast!"

The other party laughed, "The sun hasn't set yet, you're planning to. Hehe."

People in the countryside scolded people to eat shit while it was hot. What kind of animal would eat that stuff?
Therefore, the potential meaning of the other party is to call Xu Da Ma Bang a dog
Xu Damabang showed no sign of weakness, "Hey, production leader 2, you haven't retreated yet, you are carrying so many, running so fast, what are you trying to do?"

This Xu Da Ma stick said that the captain of the 2nd production team brought so many, but deliberately omitted the word "person", the meaning of which is self-evident.

That means "you call me a dog, then I will say that you are all this kind of thing".
Quarreling in the countryside, men and women are no newbies.

Under the influence of ears and eyes since childhood, no one will scold a few words, and these are the necessary skills to gain a foothold in the production team.

The two captains did not fight each other, causing the members of their respective production teams to stare at each other.

The two teams converged on the edge of the cesspit.

The officer of the "Manure Management Office" of the district office came to the scene and said to both parties, "They are all brothers in the production team. If you scoop up a spoonful, others will scoop up a spoonful.

Don't be so selfish, as a member of an agricultural cooperative in the new society, everyone should help each other, share fairly, and don't fight or grab." After these clichés.

The officers of the "Funge Management Office" even went home after get off work.

——As for whether the members of the latter two production teams will fight or even fight each other?

Then don't worry about it!
Throughout the year, countless production teams take turns picking manure from these pits.

If you stare at him from beginning to end all the time, and you have to wait until the moon rises every day to go home, will the secretary of the district office live in his family's life?

Wait until the cadres leave.

Now that there are no tigers in the mountains, the two hozens will start to go up!

2 The head of the production team asked, "According to the old rules?"

Xu Da Mabang rolled up his sleeves and stared, "Come on, I'm afraid of you!"

"Hey, yo, don't stare. It's like I'm afraid of you, a person who was born as a black stick."

2 The production team leader waved his hands, "Da Biao, Hu Wa, you two come out!"

At the same time, Xu Da Ma Bang also turned his head, and his eyes skipped over the members of the 6th production team behind him.

In the end, his sight still fell on Han Xiaokang.
Seeing that the situation is not going well, Uncle Zhang was about to volunteer to stand up, but was froze by what Xu Da Ma Bang said first, "How can young people grow if they don't accept the baptism of blood and fire? Han Xiaokang, come out!"

As soon as Xu Da Ma Bang said this, Uncle Zhang could only retreat helplessly.

This is because when the production team was first established, it was actually established with a slight modification based on the rank of the ranks.

The division of the production team actually has a little bit of militarized management in nature.

Now, in front of so many people from both sides, Captain Xu Da Mabang had already given the order, so it was not easy for Uncle Zhang and Uncle Ding to say anything.

Otherwise, the other party will think that the war has not started yet, and internal strife will start within the family.

That would be laughed at.

After Han Xiaokang handed the gun to Uncle Zhang for safekeeping, and immediately stood up, Xu Da Ma Bang called a young man named "Wednesday Baby" to come out and form a team.

This is the rhythm of preparing for the official start!
No way, this is the market.

It doesn't matter which production team wants to fight or doesn't want to.

Because every time we pick manure from the cesspit in the unit, the district “manure management office” arranges at least two or even more than two production teams to carry out the work at the same time.

Therefore, this kind of battle on the side of the cesspit will take place several times at the same time on the side of the cesspit of the units in the revitalization zone almost every week.

Let's play softly. The competition between the two production teams is relatively peaceful, and the opponent will hardly be hurt too much.

There is quite a bit of "stop when the winner is determined", and there is a bit of a point in it.

But if you encounter those production teams with common surnames, that is to say, most of the members of the entire production team have the same surname.

If two large surname production teams meet together, very fierce conflicts will often erupt!

It's just because this kind of large-surname production team tends to be more united and united.

In the old days, they trampled on the land of another production team because they competed with each other for irrigation water and the cattle of one production team.

There are also road construction that occupies other people's cultivated land or something.

There were even conflicts and things like that when they intermarried with each other, which led to animosity between them long ago.

There is no right or wrong in this kind of rural-style enmity, and no one can tell who is right and who is right.

The hatred did not come, and the hatred was a bit ironic, but it couldn't be resolved.

If such a production team meets together and goes to a certain cesspit to grab dung at the same time, the scene of fighting will be really tragic
It is not uncommon for the injured person to lie in bed for 3 or 2 months without getting out of bed.

Even though the consequences are so serious, the members of both sides are still not afraid.

Just because in the production team, there are not only the cadres of the production team, but also the clan concept left over from the past. There are also invisible patriarchs.

The latter is often more able to determine the words, deeds and positions of members.

If any member is injured because of protecting the interests of the production team, their future life will be taken care of by the members of the production team.

So when there is a conflict with an outside production team, members of the production team with a common surname will often be very open-minded.

If anyone dares to back down, then he will definitely be boycotted by the collective in the production team in the future, and he will never be able to mix again.

The cesspit fights happen every week.

It made everyone complain about the district manure management office, and it was a bit wrong and unreasonable to arrange the time for everyone to pick up manure.

The members all felt that if they staggered the dates when they came to pick manure in the cesspit, wouldn't it be over?
But the district manure management office also has grievances: which production team will pick up manure, not dozens of people?
If we don't arrange a trip every week and everyone gathers to pick manure, then we can only let one of the production teams take turns to come every day.

But this will cause more problems: First, there are no students in the school on Sundays.

Then there must be less fertilizer in the cesspit, and which production team will pick it up, he will also be full of resentment, feeling that he has suffered a big loss!

This is one of them.

More importantly, there are more than 7000 permanent residents on the streets of the entire revitalization zone.

Today the first production team will pick up the manure, and tomorrow the second production team will pick up the manure
Every day, the whole street is stinking to the sky, and the dung is flowing with soup, polluting the street!
Is it too much to pass?
Therefore, members of the production team have grievances, but the district "manure management office" has their own considerations.

In the end, no matter what, the "battle of feces grabbing" by the cesspit continues to be staged every week.

Today, the pit assigned to production team 2 and production team 6 of the Red Star Brigade is the largest and most fat pit in the district food station!

Therefore, between the two production teams, there must be a fight.

The cesspit battle has evolved into a tradition, and it is also to show everyone's respect for the cesspit.

Moreover, the members who won the game will be more respected by all the women in the production team when they return home.

In fact, the production team grabs manure and water every year, not just for the sake of protecting their own interests.

From another perspective, it is more like a characteristic sport that shows masculinity.

Now, the other party has selected three strong men.

On the Sixth Production Team, the production team leader Xu Da Ma Bang, Wednesday and Han Xiaokang faced each other.

In this battle, the two sides tacitly adopted a more gentle method: each sent 3 people.

Then draw two squares on the side of the cesspit, which is somewhat similar to a "日".

There is a small opening in the horizontal line in the middle, through which the personnel of both sides can rush to the other side's area to fight.

But the opening is so small that only one person can pass sideways.

If none of the opponent's three members suffered any losses and all the players were present, and the opponent rushes over to a player, it would be tantamount to giving away the head.

If the other two companions pass by one after another, it is equivalent to a refueling tactic.

So

Before the opponent's personnel suffered any losses, no one would risk single-handedly rushing to the opponent's territory, one against three.

In the middle of the horizontal line, except for a small opening, most of the area has a horizontal line
As for the place where the horizontal line is drawn, unless the other party pulls it over, the other party cannot take the initiative to cross the line, and it will be regarded as a violation.

this method,

It can prevent the players on both sides from rushing to the opponent's area to fight and fight endlessly.

If you want to cross that small gap, you can only pass one person at a time.

With fewer people participating in the battle, the scene will be smaller, and the consequences will naturally be more controllable.

Therefore, this method is relatively gentle.

The three warriors selected by the two production teams are already in place, and the two sides are standing in one of the squares.

Next, the two sides have to find a way to push the opponent's person out of the cube, or into the cesspit.

In the end, if all the opponents are pushed out, it will be regarded as a complete victory.

The production team that has won a complete victory can give priority to picking manure until the most viscous and fertile manure in the manure pit has been picked away.

Only then will it be the loser's turn to go up and pick up other people's leftovers.
But if the strength of the two sides is equal, and the number of people who can finally be kept in the box is the same, then it is a draw.

If there is a tie, the two production teams will each send a strong member to stand by the cesspit with a large dung spoon.

You scoop it up and I take turns scooping it up.

Scooping manure can actually scoop out a bit of civility, which makes people feel funny when you think about it.

When the personnel were in place, the members of both sides began to warm up and stretch their muscles and bones in their respective areas.

Take advantage of the opportunity to bend over and pull your legs.

Xu Da Ma Bang suddenly said, "Your surname is Han, why do you go directly to the team leader to approve the foundation behind my back? Do you take me, the production team leader, seriously?"

Also bent over, Han Xiaokang, who is stretching his thigh muscles now, replied in a low voice, "Chi Qian Wang Ba Duo, Miao Xiaoyao is so windy. Since you are a sesame seed, you have to put on a picture as big as a pumpkin. Why don't I go?" Go directly to Dagua?"

(End of this chapter)