Who taught you to cultivate immortals like this?

Chapter 277 Chapter 396 Chapter 397 A magical night after being drunk with the master and aunts.fragment together

Crazy, they must all be crazy!

His master and these three women have all lost their minds.

Seeing Mo Yuhuang being restrained and unable to move by Yun Yanjin and Zhou Min, Huangfulan took this opportunity to ejaculate in front of Mo Yuhuang.

And you told Mo Yuhuang that your apprentice is very young?

Is it you, Huangfulan, who has drifted away, or is she, Mo Yuhuangti, unable to move?
Xu You was not in the mood to enjoy his aunt's kiss now. He just stared at Mo Yuhuang.

Then he was a little stunned.Yun Yanjin and Zhou Min didn't seem to realize that there was anything wrong with what Huangfulan said or did at this moment.

The two people, their faces red and drunk, pointed at Huangfulan's nose and laughed.

"Huangfu, you're done. Mo Yuhuang will have to kill you later." Zhou Min smiled with a smile that was not heroic at all.

Where is the slightest bit of pride in being the Princess of Great Perimeter?

It's like a resolute and domineering female CEO returns to her girlhood and goes crazy with her sisters.

It doesn't have any airs that it should have.

"That's right, Mo Yuhuang, if someone kisses your disciple, it's in front of you!" Yun Yanjin also laughed loudly.

Likewise, she has none of the usual ladylike dignity, let alone any reserve.

So slutty?

Xu You even wondered if his eyes were wrong. Could this be Yun Yanjin?

If this was normal, if Huangfulan had done this in front of her, not to mention anything else, just for Luo Qiaoqiao, she, Yun Yanjin, would have to chase her all over the world with a big pair of scissors.

But now, not only is this not the case, but I am also very happy watching it, laughing and joking.

Looking at the drunken and violent Yun Yanjin and Zhou Min, it was obvious that their current state could no longer be treated with any common sense.

The consequences of drinking twenty bowls of Bai Xian Zui in a short period of time were also revealed. They were completely drunk!
The kind of drunk who doesn't know what he is doing.

Mature women are still very annoying when they are drunk, so there are no taboos to say yes!
"Am I afraid? I, Huangfulan, am afraid?"

Huangfulan, who was also drunk and losing her mind, looked extremely arrogant with her hands on her hips. Even to show her arrogance, she turned to Xu You and kissed Xu You's cheek.

"awesome."

"Cow's cow's."

Yun Yanjin and Zhou Min looked at each other and laughed.

"Mo Yuhuang, what are you doing? If you don't respond, your beloved disciple will be raped." Yun Yanjin even turned to Mo Yuhuang and continued to humiliate him.

Like a little sheep, Xu You couldn't resist and stood watching all this. Then he silently adjusted the angle of the recorder, trying to take pictures of all the aunts' postures.

Finally, Xu You looked at his master and saw that his master was also blushing, and he was moaning and groaning, obviously losing his mind.

She probably drank more than twenty bowls of wine in one breath just now. Even though she had a good capacity for drinking, the alcoholism in her body reached its peak after drinking so much in one breath.

He was so drunk that he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all.

"Go away!" The drunk Mo Yuhuang pouted, pushed Yun Yanjin and Zhou Min away, and then staggered towards Xu You.

She first walked up to Xu You, stretched out her hands and pinched Xu You's face hard.

Xu You felt that his face was deforming crazily, and the strong smell of alcohol from Mo Yuhuang kept getting into his nostrils.

Then, Mo Yuhuang said loudly and proudly,

"Of course my beloved disciple is the most tender in the world! Everyone wants to kiss her. Who stole the kiss just now?"

"It's me, what?" Huangfulan straightened up her chest.

"Good old woman." Mo Yuhuang pushed Huangfulan away with a playful smile.

Then he hugged Xu You directly in a gesture of declaring sovereignty, and finally gave Xu You a heavy kiss on the face, and then stood up proudly.

"Xu You is me, it's me!"

Xu You, who was in Mo Yuhuang's arms, was at a loss at this moment. This thing was becoming more and more magical, wasn't it.

He looked at Mo Yuhuang who looked drunk. At this moment, the master was actually a little naive like he had never been before.

Is your master like this when he is drunk?
One by one of these old women, it seems that they are usually too depressed.

"You, it's all you." Yun Yanjin smiled cheerfully.

"Master and apprentice, you are shameless." Huangfulan also said with a smile.

"I'll take a bite too." Yun Yanjin said and was about to come over.

"Get lost." Mo Yuhuang pushed Yun Yanjin away and said loudly, "I said, it's me, it's me!
You old women, don’t think that, I don’t know, any one of you is having bad intentions towards my beloved disciple!

This peak master tells you not to think about these things in the future, otherwise I will... Feijian Wuwu..."

Seeing Mo Yuhuang protecting the food like this, Huangfulan and the others just hissed, finding it boring.

Zhou Min jumped out and said loudly, "What's yours and mine, it belongs to us here. It belongs to everyone, sisters, hold down Mo Yuhuang!"

Zhou Min's words were directly recognized by Huangfulan and Yun Yanjin, so the three of them rushed towards Mo Yuhuang.

"Oh you guys"

Mo Yuhuang didn't notice for a moment and was directly held down by three women.But Mo Yuhuang is not a vegetarian, and directly backhands to control the opponent.

At this time, how could the four dizzy people clearly distinguish between ourselves and the enemy?
They were just fighting together indiscriminately.

"Alas, someone spank me!"

"Who hit my Nana!"

"Ah, I will fight with you!"

"Who is it? Who took out me!"

"vomit"

Xu You watched in stunned silence as the four people struggled together in this way, and then he quickly raised the recorder silently and took pictures of the scenery in front of him without missing a beat.

Old women are so energetic when they fight!
After a while, all of them had messy hair and disheveled clothes.

Xu You was frightened to see it, but it was also a feast for the eyes. He couldn't bear to blink for fear of missing any details.

Today, I just say that I have a lot of experience. How can I usually see these extremely well-educated strong women like this?

It's really eye-opening, everyone is the same when they are drunk, especially these aunties who are usually too repressed!

After watching for a while, Xu You, who was afraid that the battle would get worse, hurried forward and said,

"Oh, don't fight, don't fight, wait a minute."

"Hmm~"

Before Xu Youhua could finish speaking, he felt his arm being grabbed by someone, and a huge force dragged him into the battlefield.

Then I felt like I was surrounded by four women.

The huge drag force made Xu You feel dizzy and confused for a moment. There were the most majestic peaks in all directions. He was fucking lost.

Before he could appreciate these magnificent sights, he felt countless cold and moist lips falling on his face like raindrops.

At this moment, Xu You was like Tang Monk entering Pansi Cave.

He was surrounded by old goblins who wanted to eat him. He couldn't react at all, and he couldn't clearly see the situation in front of him.

Because his head was held down and his face was kissed and pinched. His face was so big, how could he separate his four mouths?
His eyelids were swollen from being chewed on.

Xu You could only hear the crazy laughter of aunties all around him.

“This face is really kissable”

"Hehe, it's true!"

"How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? I told you that I love my disciple. My beloved disciple is very close to me." Xu You knew that this voice was from Mo Yuhuang even if he didn't read it.

Damn, she seems very proud?
In this way, the weak and helpless Xu You could not even shout, and could only humiliate himself here and let the four drunken women bully him.

A man standing between heaven and earth, how can he kiss me on the mouth? ?
Xu You only felt that his mouth was kissed, and he tried hard to find out who was so rampant.

But the majestic peaks in all directions imprisoned him tightly, and the culprit could not be found at all.

Damn it, will Xu You suffer this disaster today?
Xu You, resigned to his fate, could only close his eyes helplessly, loving whoever he wanted, anyway, I would make money with my blood!
"Well"

I don't know how long it took before Xu You felt that he could breathe, and the air around him was a little fresh.

Only then did he realize that Mo Yuhuang and the others were swaying there, laughing and talking without knowing what they were talking about.

Listening carefully, it seems that everyone is sharing their feelings after the kiss?
Xu You's head was covered with black lines. He took out a mirror and looked at his face. His face was covered with red marks, and even his neck was covered with strawberries.

The eyelids are a little swollen and the lips are also a little swollen.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Xu You looked stunned. Was he chewed into a "pig head"?

Damn it!So crazy?
Xu You turned to look at Mo Yuhuang. Their smiles were brighter than before, and their state was even drunker and more violent than before.

The unfamiliar Xu You couldn't recognize them, they looked like four gangsters!
Why are you sharing your feelings after the kiss?

Have I, Xu, become a cowherd?
"Your apprentice is really cool!"

"plus one."

"plus one."

"Gah ga ga, this peak master is not bragging."

Xu You, "."

At this time, Zhou Min directly took out four large bottles of Baixian Zui from the box and said loudly,
"No matter whether you want to kiss or not, come and have a drink! Blow the bottle!"

"Blow the bottle, blow the bottle!"

Seeing the drinks coming, the remaining three people stepped forward and took the bottles generously, and all agreed.

Then they blew the bottle together in a gurgling manner.

Xu You stood there and watched the four people blowing bottles to fight for wine. He wanted to go forward and persuade them to drink, because if he continued to drink, he was afraid that the four women would start to go crazy later.

If you dare to kiss each other casually now, why not drink even more later?

The advantage of going deeper cannot be taken advantage of now. I will think of this later when I wake up tomorrow.

Even Mo Yuhuang couldn't protect himself. No, Mo Yuhuang would also take the initiative to slap himself to death as an "evil disciple".

Thinking of this, when Xu You was about to retreat a little, the same scene as before happened again.

An arm stretched out from nowhere and pulled him into the battlefield again.

The women who were blowing bottles saw Xu You being dragged in. Even though they were unconscious now, their instinct for Xu You was still there.

Then he directly surrounded Xu You, laughing and rushing to stuff his bottle into Xu You's mouth.

"Drink and drink."

Gurgling, gurgling, the wine kept pouring into Xu You's mouth. He couldn't break away at all, and he couldn't resist at all. He could only watch as these four women poured wine into him.

Zhou Min was also responsible for replenishing ammunition, taking out bottle after bottle of Baixian Zui from the box.

Just like this, a man and four women were drinking and getting drunk here, without any tricks or games, just drinking, just drinking.

Xu You didn't know how many hundreds of immortals got drunk in a very short period of time.

But don’t panic, I will never get drunk after a thousand cups!
wrong! !Wait, this is it!
Soon, a dizzy feeling of drunkenness surged into Xu You's mind, and he suddenly became dizzy and lost his mind.

That's not right. I have always drank liquor without getting drunk. Why can't this work?
Damn it, is this the top spiritual wine in the cultivation world? This drunkenness is indeed simple and unpretentious.

At this moment, Xu You finally understood why his master and the others were so drunk for nothing, and why they were so drunk that they were so irrational.

This Hundred Immortals Drunkenness is by no means a wasted reputation, not even the gods can bear it.

Slowly, Xu You also got drunk, and his whole body was completely dominated by drunkenness.

As the four of them drank this round of drinks, the four of them lost their minds even more.

"Hehe, what are we comparing now?"

"Whose butt is bigger?"

"Good good!"

"no problem."

"That's definitely my best."

"Fart, it must be me. I have special training every day. Can you compare with me?"

"In this case, your words are unfounded, let's find a referee!"

"Who will be the referee?"

"I, I'll do it!" Xu You's face was red and he was burping from wine, "I'm a man, I'm the most professional, and I will make the selection in the most fair and just way."

"You little thief! Where did you get this little thief? When we sisters are drinking, where did you get this little thief?"

The person who said this was the confused Huangfulan. Her instinctive vigilance made her immediately restrain Xu You's hands with her backhand, hoping to destroy Xu You. "It's me. Auntie, it's me," Xu You screamed in pain.

"Huh? The voice sounds familiar." After hearing this, Huangfulan came forward and looked at Xu You closely, blinking her big eyes in confusion, and finally pinched Xu You's face in surprise,
"Hey, is it you, little guy? Then I believe you."

"It's Xu You, that's no problem, he understands fairness." Yun Yanjin also said with a smile.

"Me too." Zhou Min, who was still moving the wine, echoed.

"Hehe." Mo Yuhuang put his hands on his hips and raised his head proudly, "I love my disciple, so it must be fair and just. My dear disciple, you will be the referee and see who among us is the best!"

"I'll come first, I'll come first!" Huangfulan volunteered directly, walked up to Xu You with a smile, and said with her back to him.

"I must be fair and just!"

Xu You, who was drunk and furious, also became furious and started measuring with his own hands.

Of course, at this time, the brain is basically shut down, and there is no mention of having other thoughts.

Both Xu You and Huangfulan are very serious and rigorous. They don't think wrong at all, they just want to compare who is the most awesome!
Soon, Xu You measured Huangfulan's, and then the remaining three people couldn't wait to join the measurement sequence one by one.

Xu You, who is full of professionalism and fairness, adheres to the most meticulous ideas.

During the process, all kinds of wild and wild voices lingered in my ears.

Xu You and Mo Yuhuang, who were drunk, did not realize anything was wrong with all these crazy behaviors. Only the recorder hung on Xu You's chest kept working.

All details are recorded with absolute clarity.

Finally, Xu You stood up straight and said loudly, "Okay, I already have the results. I will announce the answer now! I announce that the most awesome one is Yun Yanjin!"

"Oh oh oh~~~" Yun Yanjin raised her hands in the air and cheered, saying wildly that she was awesome in front of her sisters.

In the end, she was half-hugging Xu You, the referee was fair and impartial. Just when she wanted to reward Xu You with a kiss, she was directly pulled over by Huangfulan and others to drink.

Xu You was not immune. The three people insisted on saying that Xu You was cheating, and they also poured wine into Xu You like crazy.

A new round of forced drinking began again, and this was also the last round.

A few quarters of an hour later, everyone could hold on no longer and sat on the floor in a state of confusion. Zhou Min and Yun Yanjin, the worst drinkers, were already lying on the ground.

Xu You couldn't stand it anymore. He was completely drunk for the first time today, and his body collapsed on the ground without any strength at all.

After that, Mo Yuhuang also lay down, and then Huangfulan also fell, but Huangfulan fell directly on Xu You.

The latter subconsciously hugged Huangfulan.

The drunken Huangfulan smelled the familiar scent of Xu You, the scent that made her feel at ease, so she directly reached out to protect Xu You.The whole person was lying in Xu You's arms.

Xu You, who was so sweet in his arms, also subconsciously hugged Huangfulan tightly.

However, he couldn't hold on even at this moment, and both of them lay down on the ground.

As soon as the two of them lay down, Huangfulan, who was leaning on Xu You's chest, subconsciously started to thrust.

"Kiss~~" Huangfulan hummed unconsciously.

Humming, he accurately found Xu You's lips, and pressed her cold lips against them.

The two began to kiss passionately on the spot, not noticing that Mo Yuhuang and the other three were lying beside them.

The night slowly became quiet, and the overflowing aroma of wine filled the room.

In the end, Xu You and Mo Yuhuang could not resist the strong drunkenness, and they all fell asleep until the room fell into complete silence.

The next morning, when the morning sun outside the window fell into the room, Xu You's eyelids moved slightly, and then he opened his eyes a little.

His eyes were confused and dazed, and he had a splitting headache.

The headache caused by a hangover was very uncomfortable. Xu You lay there in confusion, shaking his head.

My mind was in chaos and I couldn't remember anything.

At this time, the body's sensation slowly fed back into his perception.

I feel heavy on my body, as if I am being pressed down by something.Xu You was stunned for a moment, and then opened his eyes instantly.

His lips felt warm, and he glanced down slightly, only to see Huangfulan lying on his chest with disheveled hair, kissing him at the moment.

The touch of lips is also brought about by this kiss.

Xu You became more and more stunned when he saw this, and then looked down, there was another person lying on his lap, it was Yun Yanjin!
Yun Yanjin was also lying on her lap with her hair disheveled, looking like she was soundly asleep.

Damn, what's going on!
Xu You looked to the left and saw his master, Mo Yuhuang, lying on his left side, sleeping soundly there holding his arms.

Even his left leg was raised and hanging on his body.

Finally, Xu You looked to the right. Zhou Min was lying on his right side, sleeping there as well.

My hair!
Xu You's head no longer hurt at this moment, and the remaining hangover from last night was instantly dissipated, replaced by the panic in his heart, the kind that broke out in a cold sweat!

What finally happened last night?Why are there only four women sleeping here with him in their arms?
Damn it, he can't make a mistake, can he?

Xu You racked his brains to recall what happened last night.

I didn't drink at first, but Mo Yuhuang and the others drank there.Drink first, then play games.

Yes, it’s truth or dare!It’s very exciting to play!

Did the stupid master get caught cheating?

What happened then?It seemed like all four of them were drunk at that moment!Then something happened and you forced yourself to drink?
He was given wine and seemed to be bitten by them?
Damn it!Thinking of this, Xu You's scalp was already numb.

What did you post next?Xu You really couldn't remember it, so he said it was broken!
Damn, everything last night was really crazy. What happened in the end? Why are we just lying here together?Did anything out of the norm happen?
Xu You is trembling now, the unknown is what scares him the most.

He is now extremely afraid of what will happen when his master and the others wake up.

But it's too late to think about these things for the time being. What's important is the current situation.

Xu You is not even in the mood to feel the tenderness everywhere on his body.

Xu You first gently pushed Huangfulan away, then slowly took out his hands, and finally moved back gently like a golden cicada, and slowly pulled his legs away from Yun Yanjin's oppression.

Fortunately, the four of them were still sleeping at this moment, and Xu You did not wake them up.

After carefully completing these actions, Xu You was already sweating profusely. He breathed a sigh of relief and was thinking about what to say later when he suddenly saw the recorder hanging on his chest.

Xu You's eyes lit up, there must be somewhere to record his memory loss.

Just when Xu You wanted to look at the recorder, Huangfulan's body moved slightly, and then she acted like she was waking up from sleep.

Seeing this, Xu You quickly told the recorder to put it back into the storage bracelet first.

Soon, Huangfulan opened her eyes, and then she was in the same state as when Xu You woke up just now, her whole body was confused and down.

Xu You didn't dare to speak or say hello. He just showed off his best acting skills and sat there with a blank look on his face, showing his innocence.

After a while, Huangfulan slowly sat up, but she was still in a dazed state, especially when she looked at the three sisters lying on the ground, she was lost in thought.

After another while, Huangfulan slowly turned her head to look at Xu You, and then met Xu You's equally blank eyes.

"How is this going?"

"I don't know." Xu You shook his head blankly. I had just woken up.

"What's wrong with your face?" Huangfulan continued to ask.

Just after asking, without waiting for Xu You's answer, Mo Yuhuang and the three of them started to show signs of waking up at almost the same time.

Huangfulan immediately looked back, while Xu You took out a mirror and looked at his face.

There were red marks everywhere on his face, and his neck was even covered with strawberries.

He suddenly remembered that he was surrounded by four people last night and was chewed into a pig-headed face.

Damn it, haven’t the marks from last night disappeared?
He quietly used his cultivation to resolve these red marks, but he couldn't resolve them at all!
Just like the wound he got when he kissed Yue Qingyu for the first time last time, it couldn't be healed by cultivation.

In Huangfulan's words, this is a special mark left by a master, and it will take some time to disappear.

What the hell, they just kissed each other last night, so why are they leaving these special marks?

Xu You began to panic again at this moment. With this thing here, he would be tortured later?
Just when Xu You was worrying about gains and losses, Mo Yuhuang and the other three slowly sat up.

At this moment, the four old women looked at each other, their eyes facing each other, full of confusion and confusion.

They were all trying to recall what happened last night, but all the information was fragmented and could not be connected at all.

I can only vaguely remember a little bit of the time when I was in a normal state.

"What happened to us last night?" Zhou Min was the first to ask.

At this time, she no longer had the slightest bit of naivety she had when she was drunk last night, her temperament returned to what it was before, and the expression on her face had nothing to do with the word "silly".

"I don't know." Yun Yanjin shook her head. She had already stood up and was sitting dignifiedly on a chair on the side.

The dignified lady's temperament has returned, and she is combing her hair and arranging her appearance.

At all times, a dignified image and elegant temperament must be maintained.

Huangfulan also stood up slowly, looked at the empty bottles of Baixianzui on the ground and said, "How much did we drink last night? Did we drink all this?"
If we were all drinking, the power of this hundred immortal drunkenness would probably make it impossible for us to remember what happened last night. "

"Then we won't be ugly, right?" Yun Yanjin asked.

"You must not worry, our wines are very good." Huangfulan waved her hand.

"Haha." Yun Yanjin sneered and said disdainfully, "It's okay to lie to others, but don't lie to sisters. With your bad wine, you can be more wasteful than anyone else when you're drunk."

"Who are you talking about?" Huangfulan also turned coldly, "How can you be better?"

At this time, Zhou Min also frowned slightly and stood up, "Drinking will make things worse. I won't be able to participate in activities like drinking Bai Xian Zui again! Don't call me that again."

"I won't drink anymore. I won't drink anymore." Huangfulan and Yun Yanjin nodded in agreement.

At this time, the three of them tacitly turned their attention to Mo Yuhuang, who had never spoken before.

Mo Yuhuang was seen sitting there in a daze.

"Mo Yuhuang, what did you remember?"

"Huh?" Mo Yuhuang raised his head slightly, then shook his head, "No."

"Are you so drunk?" Yun Yanjin also frowned slightly, "No one remembers last night? Wait."

When Yun Yanjin said the words "wait a minute", the other three people also realized something, and all of their eyes fell on Xu You, who had been standing in the corner.

Isn't this the only one who knows the situation?

"Xu You, were you here last night? What happened!" Yun Yanjin stared straight at Xu You, looking at the various red marks on his face and neck.

A very bad premonition filled her heart.

Seeing the four people focusing on him at this time, Xu You's heart skipped a beat. He hadn't figured out the reason for making up the facts yet.

What should I do?

"What's wrong with your face?" Mo Yuhuang immediately stepped forward and looked at the red mark on Xu You's face carefully.

"It's nothing, maybe it's an allergy or something."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Mo Yuhuang's eyes widened, "Don't think that my teacher doesn't know, you are clearly here because you were bitten by someone! Tell me, is that what happened?"

Hearing Mo Yuhuang's question, Yun Yanjin stared at Xu You even more nervously, with awkwardness and discomfort written all over her face.

Zhou Min also frowned at Xu You, and Huangfulan also stared at Xu You thoughtfully.

"Tell the truth! What's going on with your face?" Mo Yuhuang emphasized again, "Don't be afraid, someone is bullying you! Tell me, Master, and Master will help you seek justice!"

"Master, actually, there's nothing wrong. It's just an allergy." Xu You said bravely.

How could Mo Yuhuang believe it? She suddenly thought of something and took out her own mirror and placed it in front of Xu You.

"Tell the truth! Don't be afraid! Master is protecting you! All evildoers will be brought to justice!"

Xu You looked at the inquiring mirror and his mentality suddenly jumped. How could he make up such a thing?
"I have."

Before the word "min" could be said, the mirror began to flicker slightly. Xu You braked in time, his face uncertain.

Looking at his master's extremely oppressive gaze and the eager gazes of the other three, Xu You knew that he had to tell the truth today.Otherwise, I would really be stuck here.

"Actually, it's nothing." Xu You said hesitantly, "It's just that master and senior drank too much last night, so they surrounded me and gnawed me. That's pretty much it."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" When the dignified Yun Yanjin heard these words, she stood up immediately and stared at Xu You with some rosy eyes.

"Absolutely impossible!" Zhou Min also stood up and looked at Xu You in disbelief.

"Xu You, what's going on! Please explain to me!" Huangfulan also looked at Xu You in disbelief.

It's just that her questioning tone was a little jealous, the little guy is hers now!Just chew it yourself!
How can others chew it!She had to figure out what happened last night.

Of course, the three of them already had the answer in their minds at this moment, because there was no response when asked about their mood, which meant that Xu You was telling the truth.

It's just that they still can't believe it. How could they act so wildly and frivolously!

Mo Yuhuang first looked at Xu You in astonishment, and then his face turned to anger.

His apprentice can chew it by himself, but what do the three of them mean?
Thinking of this, Mo Yuhuang turned angrily and stared at Huangfulan, "I treat you as sisters, and you are biting my apprentice, right? You and I are here today!"

[I have been writing this plot for the past few days. I didn’t intend to write so much. I’m sorry if I can’t stop the car.
I’m asking for a monthly ticket for another day in the middle of the month, okay, I love you~~]

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