Something is wrong with these witches

Chapter 8 My Lady and I Are Going Crazy
"Miss?"

"What a useless guy."

When the bearded man heard Lu Xun yelling for his wife to save him, his face was full of contempt, and he said disdainfully, "It's really embarrassing for us men to rely on a woman to protect you, besides, now this scene, do you think your wife will come to rescue you?"

Lu Xun shrugged his shoulders, and said casually: "My wife will not abandon me, I advise you to run now, it will really be too late."

After listening to Lu Xun's words, the bearded man became even more contemptuous, but the burly man beside him was full of seriousness. There is actually another person nearby?I didn't even notice anything, if what he said is true, then his wife's realm is at least up to the Empress Realm.

"Is your wife really nearby?" The burly man frowned and asked with a hint of doubt.

"That's natural."

"Do you think you're bluffing?" Lu Xun stood where he was, holding the big sword in his hand, and replied calmly: "My wife's realm is beyond your imagination, just with these hundreds of people, In the eyes of my wife, they are nothing more than a group of ants, all you need to do is wave your hand, and they will all be ashes."

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"Second brother!"

"This kid is obviously bragging, we can't believe it, just do it!" The bearded man said to the second brother next to him: "I'll chop off his head, and then smash it with the back of the knife, let him be a A headless ghost."

The burly man hesitated for a long time, and also felt that Lu Xun in front of him might be bluffing, he weighed the machete in his hand, and said softly: "When our people arrive, now it's just because you and I are not his opponents. At most it's just a draw."

that's it,
The three of them stood in a stalemate. Compared to the two big men who were calm and composed, Lu Xun felt a little anxious. It stands to reason that she, that illiterate shrew would come to save me, right?After all, I am her tool for dual cultivation, and I will work hard in the future. Without me, her catastrophe next year will be difficult.

The torch dragon was getting closer and closer, and Lu Xun was on fire. Deep in his heart, he was already thinking about the probability of escaping. Just as he was impatient, a silver light pierced the dark night in the sky, like a silver meteor.

coming!

The lady is finally here!

Lu Xun almost burst into tears, calling the lady mighty in his heart.

"Second brother!"

"Look at the sky. Something seems to be flying over!" Seeing the strangeness in the sky, the bearded man hurriedly shouted to his second brother.

The burly man looked in the direction of his finger, and his heart tightened immediately. He vaguely felt a strong coercion. Could it be... Could it be that what this kid said was true?The realm of her wife is really beyond imagination?
"Boom—"

The silver light fell in front of Lu Xun, and a cloud of dust exploded in an instant.

"cough cough"

The two big men covered their mouths and noses, and stared intently at the front. They seemed to see a person in the dust. As the dust and smoke slowly dispersed, the two big men finally saw the uninvited guest in front of them clearly. This is a person that cannot be described in words. She is a beautiful woman, but she is also unusually cold, exuding an aura that no one should get close to.

Xuanyin stood in front of Lu Xun, holding a sharp long sword, and looked coldly at the two big men in front of her. There was no trace of emotional fluctuations in her eyes, like a Yaksha in the dark night, extremely terrifying and so creepy people.

"Miss!"

"I've been bullied!" Lu Xun stood behind her, pointed at the two big men, and said aggressively, "It's them!"

"To shut up!"

Xuanyin said indifferently: "Sneak behind my back and go out, and I will settle accounts with you later."

As soon as the voice fell,
Xuanyin raised her eyebrows, looked at the trembling two people, and said softly: "My people dare to move?"

"They just dare to move!"

Lu Xun hurriedly blew the pillow wind, and fanned the flames behind her, with the words 'I don't want to work harder' written all over her face, and said cautiously: "Look back at the crowd, they are all here to fetch You are dead, my lady, I almost lost sight of you."

The lady made Xuanyin so upset that she wished she could sew his mouth shut with a needle and thread, but now that the enemy was at hand, she couldn't spare time to teach him a lesson, so she could only endure his mischief behind her back.

"Miss."

"Hurry up and do it." Lu Xun is now more and more comfortable calling 'lady', and there is no psychological burden at all, but he will suffer a little bit of flesh and blood afterwards.

Xuanyin's hand holding the sword was already bruised, angry, angry and helpless, staring blankly at the two big men in front of him with a dark face, without any nonsense, he swung his sword at them, and in an instant... The cold light sword energy carried the force of destruction, rushing towards the face like overwhelming mountains and seas.

Both the burly man and the bearded man were dumbfounded, without any thoughts in their minds. If Lu Xun's sword energy was like a surging river, then the cold light sword energy he was facing at this moment was the raging tsunami.

Despair is full of despair!

The legs of the two were completely paralyzed, and the oncoming pressure made them unable to breathe.

"boom--"

There was a violent vibration between the sky and the earth, and dust covered everything in all directions.

"Ouch!"

The vast sword continued to move, almost blowing Lu Xun away. Fortunately, he hugged Xuanyin's thigh in time, so he didn't fly out.

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"Let go!"

"You idiot hugged my leg again." A faint blush appeared on Xuanyin's cold and charming face, and she scolded angrily: "Do you believe it or not, I cut you off?"

"Don't leave me alone, I'm fine."

Lu Xun let go of that slender jade leg, slowly stood up from the ground, turned his head to look at the mob behind him, they had already fled in all directions, pursed his lips and whispered: "What should they do? The group of people are all desperadoes, if they escape like this, it will definitely bring disaster to the people of Li.”

Xuanyin was originally a snake and python in the mountains. After 400 years of practice, her sense of smell has reached the point of perfection. She has already smelled a faint bloody smell from this group of mobs, indicating that these people are carrying their lives on their backs. , are all vicious people.

"Kill it."

Xuanyin moved her red lips, and replied indifferently.

words fell,

He rushed into the crowd alone.

For a time,

There were miserable sounds.

Seeing this, Lu Xun could only keep up. Although he was usually engaged in the business of slaying demons and demons, occasionally he would kill those vicious fugitives under the arrest warrant of the government. He had indeed killed people and even Killed a lot of people, but they were all extremely bad people.

Compared to Xuanyin dying with a sword, Lu Xun was obviously paddling, but in his world, he didn't think so.

now,

There was only one thought in Lu Xun's mind.

My wife and I are going crazy!

"With thousands of troops and horses and a general, how difficult is it to find something?"

Holding a sharp sword, Lu Xun stood between the sky and the earth, looking at the corpses of the group of desperadoes in front of him, with a look of contempt.

at the same time,

Xuanyin was standing not far from him, and she frowned when she heard his words again, although she didn't understand what he was talking about, she must be bragging about how brave she was .

"Humph!"

"What does it have to do with you? I didn't kill them all." Xuanyin muttered displeasedly.

After Lu Xun finished expressing his emotions, he squatted down and searched the belongings of these thieves. Seeing what he was digging out of those corpses, Xuanyin was a little curious for a while.

"What are you doing?" Xuanyin asked.

"Root from the rich and give to the poor."

As Lu Xun collected the silver, he said earnestly: "When you are away from home, one is to rely on friends, and the other is to rely on silver. I am usually alone and have no friends, so I can only rely on silver. Let's stay in the hotel after Quanzhou. Don't spend the night in the ruined temple."

"I have a demon in me."

"You can't stay in the busy city for too long, you will be discovered by then." Xuanyin pursed her lips and said coldly, "Go and live."

"Oh"

"It's a pity."

Lu Xun replied absent-mindedly.

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"How can I hear that you are secretly delighted?" Xuanyin did not hear the tone of "pity" in his words, and even felt that he was secretly delighted, and at the same time, the words of the master came to mind.

——Although this son is handsome, it is a pity that he is a passionate person. Don't let other women contaminate him and get a share of him.

remember this,
Xuanyin's face was a bit solemn, now that he has so much money, if she is not by his side, this apprentice will definitely go to ask flowers and ask willows, although it has nothing to do with her, but if the master finds out, she will definitely be One pass preaching.

"No no. How dare I."

"Miss?"

"What about the corpses of these thieves?" After searching for a while, Lu found that these were poor ghosts, and immediately lost interest, standing up and asking Xuanyin beside him.

"There are so many ferocious beasts in the mountains, let's treat them as a blessing." Xuanyin said coldly.

When Lu Xun heard what Xuanyin said, he didn't say much. It sounded a bit cruel, even inhumane, but his wife is not human, so humanity has nothing to do with her, and these thieves don't need humanity.

"Miss."

"Did we go to Quanzhou for some treasure?" Lu Xun asked curiously, "I heard that bearded man talking about it just now."

"Find a remnant map of the Heaven's Way." Xuanyin replied blankly.

A remnant of Heaven's Dao?
Lu Xun heard of this thing for the first time, and asked again with a puzzled face: "What's the use?"

"There are ten pictures of the Heaven's Dao, and each picture contains the power of the Heaven. It is rumored that if these ten pictures are put together, one can ascend to immortality." Xuanyin glanced at Lu Xun, and licked her lips lightly. Zhu Lip: "My lady, you speak more and more smoothly, or I'll pull out your tongue for you."

Lu Xun smiled awkwardly, and hastily said, "Since the remnant map of such a machine is so important, there must be many experts to snatch it, so... why doesn't your master come by yourself? Let us come here, she wants to Shall we go to die?"

"She she."

Xuanyin was a bit embarrassed to speak, she couldn't tell the apprentice in front of her that the master's original intention was to let herself spend more time alone with him, so as to spark the passionate spark of love between a ladyboy.

"Oh!"

"I understand!"

Seeing her embarrassed face, Lu Xun had an epiphany in an instant, and said, "Love is to create more opportunities for the two of us to be alone."

Xuanyin couldn't help being stunned, there was a trace of surprise between her brows, but she quickly returned to her former indifference, and said flatly: "My master is not such a boring person."

After saying these words, she herself felt a little hot on her face.

Lu Xun stared straight at her, looked at Xuanyin's indifferent and frosty pretty face, Xuanyin who was looked at a little embarrassed, turned her head slightly, and said coldly: "I have to go back tomorrow morning."

"Oh."

Lu Xun nodded, and leaned towards the high-cold demon girl, ready to hug her slender jade leg and go back together with the sword.

"roll!"

Xuanyin knew his plan at a glance, and yelled at him with a black face, then drew his sword and flew away with a swish, leaving Lu Xun standing there alone, looking up and turning into a shooting star She, the anger in her heart.

Hey!
Just wait and see!
When the time comes for double cultivation, let you cry and beg me.

the next morning,
Lu Xun opened his eyes from the haystack. Xuanyin had long since disappeared from the dilapidated temple, and he didn't have too much suspicion in his heart. He had long given up on the face of freedom. He silently opened his data panel and found that the experience He and his cultivation haven't changed much, so he can't help but feel a little bit disappointed.

What he longs for most now is to activate an offensive attribute ability. Now the defense is already very strong. From the first time he met Miao Fengxian when she was knocked out, he just feels extremely painful now. This defense can be seen with the naked eye. The speed has improved, but the offensive attribute is still in small trouble.

Is there any way to expand your offensive line?

After a little thought and a calm analysis, many frightening tricks in the Jianghu popped up in my mind, such as lime powder, stepping on toes, inserting eyes, kicking the crotch and so on.

Just as Lu Xun was hesitating whether to prepare a few packs of lime powder, there was a brisk footsteps in his ears, and following the sound, the indifferent and charming witch in a blue dress appeared in front of him.

"woke up?"

"It's time to go."

Xuanyin said coldly.

Lu Xun knew her temper very well, she was a witch who didn't like ink marks very much, so he hurriedly stood up, ready to hug her jade legs, and sat on her flying sword to go to Quanzhou.

Xuanyin held her own sword in her hand, mumbling something in her mouth, then let go of her jade hand, the sword hovered miraculously in mid-air, she jumped lightly, stood on it, and said lightly : "Come up."

"I'm coming."

Lu Xun walked over briskly, sat on the hilt and body of the sword, then hugged one of the slender legs of the high-cold witch, raised his head, and immediately saw the round buttocks, of course He dared not touch it.

Xuanyin's cold and charming face had a faint blush, and there was a hint of shame between her brows, she bit her red lips lightly, and said coldly: "Don't hug her so tightly."

"I'm afraid of falling"

"I have a fear of heights."

Lu Xun said pitifully, and as soon as the words fell, he hugged him even tighter.

at the same time,

Lu Xun was only a head-up away from that hip.

(End of this chapter)