Something is wrong with these witches

Chapter 11 Almost Forgot the Great Demon Girl

"Grandfather."

"The two servings of snake meat you wanted have arrived, one steamed and one braised in soy sauce. Look at these two snakes, are they thick? Are they long?" The waiter brought snake meat, which almost filled the entire table, respectfully He said calmly: "Master, I'm leaving, if you have any questions, just say hello to me."

Lu Xun nodded, took out a small piece of silver from his pocket, threw it to the sensible little girl, and said with a smile, "Your reward."

"Ouch! Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Xiao Er, who received the reward, was immediately overjoyed, and thanked the handsome little Taoist in front of him.

Sending off the shop waiter, Lu Xun picked up a piece of steamed snake segment with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth. The taste was sweet and delicate, and the taste was tender and smooth. It was so delicious that goose bumps all over his body. After drinking a glass of wine, he was simply happy plug fairy.

Whoops, finally back to the world!
Lu Xun thinks about the leisurely and comfortable life now, and then recalls the painful experience before. There are bursts of grievances in his heart. My life is too bitter. I originally passed these days and the better, but I met Miaofeng Since then, Xian has become a ruthless double-cultivation tool and punching bag, and they will beat people if they don't agree with each other.
too bloody!too violent!
This world is already bullying, but they are still bullying me everywhere!
"Hey"

"When the water is cut off with a knife, the water will flow more, and raising a glass will make you worry even more."

Lu Xun sighed, picked up the jug on the side, filled a small glass for himself, raised the small wine glass and drank it down, the small wine in the glass flowed down his throat, as if burned by fire, burning pain, but even so .It was also hard to resist the sadness in my heart, bursts of grievances spewed out uncontrollably, and endless low hissing in my chest.

But it’s hard to feel bad, Miaofengxian and Xuanyin, two witches, are rare in the world, regardless of their appearance and figure. For example, my cheap lady, although she looks cold as ice and has a bad temper, she is heroic and delicate. Mei's light and familiar appearance has the feeling of a young woman. Especially her figure is really embossed, exquisite and graceful.

As for Miao Fengxian.
She is just like a mature and beautiful woman, full of coquettishness and incomparably charming, as long as you stand by her side, you can strongly feel an indescribable aura emanating from her, even though her figure is not as good as Xuan's. Yin Yin is slender, but she also has a pretty waist, especially in the chest area. She is more open-minded than the lady Xuanyin. Of course, Xuanyin is not bad, but the comparison object is too exaggerated.

While eating snake meat and drinking wine, Lu Xun was full of inexplicable thoughts. For a while he was pitying his own life, and for a while he was worried about the quality of Miaofengxian and Xuanyin's clothes. In short, he is now Very confused, fantasizing about freedom, but at the same time deeply addicted to it, unable to extricate myself.

at this time,

A few green-clothed Taoists came to the restaurant, holding long swords engraved with Taoist symbols. They were divided into two tables. There were three people at one table, two men and one woman. Younger than the four boys, that is very green and immature, knowing that the way is not deep.

"Sister-in-law."

"What do you want to eat?" The elderly Taoist asked the woman beside him with a look of hospitality.

"Come on whatever you want."

The woman replied casually.

"Little Second!"

The elder Taoist yelled.

"Here, come, does this master have any orders?" The shop clerk asked with a bowed eyebrow.

"Your signature dishes on these two tables, by the way, a pot of half a catty of good wine will be brought to each of the two tables." The old Taoist said proudly.

"Okay!"

"Master, please wait a moment, I will go to the back kitchen to order." The waiter hurriedly walked into the back kitchen.

Lu Xun, who was sitting in the corner, was eating snake meat and drinking wine, and at the same time secretly observed the group of Taoist-dressed people. If nothing else, it should be him and his wife who came for the picture of the first opportunity of the way of heaven. competitors.

Taking the opportunity to sneak a peek at the only woman, she immediately looked away in disappointment, she was completely ordinary. She was so ordinary!

"Brother."

"Where do we go to find that remnant picture?" The man sitting next to the old Taoist frowned tightly, with a touch of helplessness and confusion on his face, and asked, "How big is Quanzhou? I'm afraid I can't find it at all."

"Senior brother."

"You misunderstood what master meant. Master sent us down the mountain not to find the residual map, but to find out the truth." The elder brother said lightly: "This map of the way of heaven is so precious. Only a few of us can see it." Get it done? The people from the Qingshan faction must come out in full force, otherwise... there is no chance at all."

"These days"

"Let's all be smart, look around for hidden tricks, sniff out other people's mouths, and as soon as there is any trouble, we will fly pigeons to pass on the letter." The elder brother said.

The younger brother nodded, and was about to speak, when suddenly another group of men came from the restaurant, a group of burly rough men, all of them were vicious, especially the weapons in their hands, all of which were machetes, were extremely domineering.

"Little Second!"

"What kind of person?"

The leader, Biaohan, slapped the knife in his hand on the table, and the table was a little shaky in an instant.

"Father"

"Damn the little one! Damn the little one! It's up to you to delay." The waiter hurriedly came to Biaohan's side, nodded and bowed his head and asked, "What do you want, sir?"

"Two tables."

"Twenty catties of beef each, and two altars of fine wine." Biao Han took out a silver coin, and shouted roughly: "Go! If you slow down and starve my brothers, I will definitely not let you down you."

The waiter in the store heard the Tianying Gang, his face turned ashen with fright, he shook like chaff, and said tremblingly: "Master, I will go to the back kitchen to give orders."

finished,

Hastily slipped away.

"Hall Master."

"What is the picture of the way of heaven and the machine that the leader said?" The strong man with a scar sitting next to the burly man asked with a puzzled expression: "It caused our brothers to trek across mountains and rivers to Quanzhou. This... this thing Is it that important to the leader?"

"I do not know either."

"But since it was the leader's order, let's do it, and we will definitely not treat us badly afterwards." Na Biaohan replied.

at the same time,

The seven members of the Qingshan faction on the side looked at each other, and each remained silent.

And this harmonious picture made Lu Xun in the corner a little anxious, and kept urging to fight in his heart!Let's fight!What are you guys waiting for?

Lu Xun, who knows well that the snipe and the clam fight for the benefit of the fisherman, sincerely hopes that the two groups can fight, preferably in a situation where both sides lose, so that in the future, he and his wife will be relatively less likely to fight for the remaining opportunities of the heaven. Click on the resistance.

But Lu Xun didn't know, except that the Qingshan faction knew the other party's reason, and the Skyhawk gang actually guessed the other party's plan, but the two groups didn't turn their faces because of this, as long as everyone didn't pierce the window paper.

"I'm coming,"

"Father!"

"The beef you asked for is here!"

The shop waiter and a few waiters carried plate after plate of beef on the tables of several burly men, and at the same time brought two altars of high-quality wine. For a while, the men at the two tables drank and ate meat. Quite heroic.

Soon,

Special delicacies were also served on the tables of the Qingshan School, and these disciples of the Qingshan School were extremely happy to eat and drink.

But this peaceful scene, Lu Xun saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart. If we don't put these two groups here now, it may become a serious disaster in the future, and it will be too late to regret it.

How to do?
Is there any way to get these two groups to fight at each other?
Simple thinking, calm analysis.

Lu Xun suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and silently took out a small piece of silver from his pocket. When the two groups of Tianying Gang and Qingshan faction were not paying attention, he jumped out in an instant. It hit the back of the head of the scarred man, and then bled profusely.

"Ouch!"

"Who the hell?!"

The man with the knife scar who was attacked suddenly stood up, and while covering the back of his head, he looked around. There were not many people in this restaurant. Excluding the seven people from the Qingshan faction, only Lu Xun in the corner was left. The man with the scar quickly locked on to Lu Xun and looked at him angrily.

As for Lu Xun, he raised his head inadvertently, and met the eyes of the scarred man, with the words 'I'm a fool' written all over his face.

Uh.
It seems that it is not him.

Then there is only one answer.

The man with the scar is impulsive in nature, and he doesn't care about the consequences when he does things. He caused a lot of troubles on weekdays, and he was attacked by someone just now, and the back of his head was bleeding profusely. On the table of the three people, the huge force instantly chopped the table into pieces.

Facing the sudden scene, the three members of the Qingshan faction were taken aback for a moment, then quickly recovered their senses and drew out their sharp swords. The senior brother in charge stared at the strong man angrily, and said coldly: "Our Qingshan faction and You Tianying Gang have never had anything to do with each other, why did you make such a heavy hand for no reason?"

"I won't give an explanation today."

"This feud is over!"

The senior brother said coldly.

As the people from the Qingshan faction pulled out their sharp swords, the Tianying gang also refused to be outdone, picked up their own guys one after another, covered the scarred man on the back of his head, and said angrily: "You sneaked up on me first, and you have the nerve to say such a thing."

"Sneak attack?"

The seniors of the Qingshan faction were slightly taken aback, seeing the big man's hands covered in blood, he couldn't help but look at his juniors at the other table, and asked, "Which of you did it?"

As a result, the group of young juniors shook their heads one after another, and answered righteously that it was not him.

at this time,

Biao Han also saw the clue, and asked in a low voice to the scarred man, "Did I make a mistake?"

"No no no!"

"Absolutely no mistake!"

"It's just us and them in this restaurant, and there's a fool in the corner, can't it be a fool?" Seeing that the hall master was a little suspicious, the man with the scar yelled at Lu Xun who was in the corner: "Boy, isn't it? You sneak up on me?"

"what?"

Lu Xun gave a dumbfounded expression.

"Look!"

"It really is a fool."

The scarred man said firmly: "Master, I'm sure it's them, don't forget. They have the same purpose as us."

"I don't think so!"

The only female Taoist priest in the Qingshan Sect stared blankly at Lu Xun in the corner, looking at this handsome fellow of the same faith, she felt that he did not look like a fool, turned her head to the Tianying Gang, and said : "We did come here for the opportunity of the way of heaven, but before we went down the mountain, our master warned us not to argue with others. This master's order is as heavy as a mountain, so...it must not be the people of our Qingshan sect."

"it's him!"

"I'm sure it's this person!" The female Taoist pointed at Lu Xun and said calmly, "He's the one trying to sow discord."

said,

Then he walked away with the sword, walked to Lu Xun's side, swung the sword to his neck, and said viciously: "Who are you? Why are you instigating for no reason? What is your intention?"

"I"

"I'm just here for dinner." Lu Xun pretended to be frightened and replied: "The heroine, please spare me!"

"It turns out that the Qingshan faction is a group of despicable villains who dare to do what they don't dare to be." The man with the scar scolded angrily: "It was obviously you who did it, but you pushed an innocent fool out to serve you as a scapegoat."

"you!"

"To shut up!"

"A waste with a simple mind and well-developed limbs." The woman's sword moved away from Lu Xun's neck, turned around and stared fiercely at the brawny man who spoke wildly.

For a time,

Both sides are at war
"Bangdang-"

Lu Xun's sword fell down, making a crisp sound.

The two groups who were already in high tension, when they heard this sudden voice, thought that the other party was the first to strike first, and then the two groups began to fight with weapons. However, it seemed that the fight was in full swing, but they avoided the fatal point with their moves. Anyone who killed someone in the city would be wanted by the government.

"What's the situation? What's the situation?"

The shopkeeper of the restaurant hurriedly went downstairs. Seeing this astonishing scene in front of him, his scalp was almost numb. The tables and benches were all broken, and there were still several lying on the ground.

"Stop! Stop! Don't fight any more!" the shopkeeper of the restaurant shouted desperately.

The voice just fell,

A strong man was like a broken kite, knocking the shopkeeper unconscious, struggling to get up from the ground, picking up the big knife that fell by the side, and rejoining the fight with the opponent.

"Master!"

"The officers and soldiers should be coming!"

"We... what should we do?" The strong man with the scar looked at the evenly matched Taoists of the Qingshan faction in front of him, and hurriedly said to the tough man next to him: "There is no way to go on like this, brothers are already injured."

"go!"

Biaohan said coldly.

Hearing that the officers and soldiers were coming, the Qingshan faction didn't dare to neglect them. Although they were well-known and decent, they fought in the city and ran away if they said that they insulted the teacher's family.

The seven members of the Qingshan faction came to a dark alley, and they were so tired that they collapsed on the ground, panting heavily, the senior brother looked at his junior sisters and juniors, and found that everyone had stab wounds on their bodies , frowned and said: "When the storm passes, let's find an inn to stay first, and then"

"It happened!"

"My purse is gone!"

The senior brother suddenly realized that he had lost his purse, and his face turned pale.

"I'm gone too."

"And my silver is gone."

"Me too!"

at the same time,

The members of the Tianying Gang who were on the run also discovered this problem.

"Master! My money is gone!"

"I'm gone too."

"And mine."

"Good luck."

"I can pick up so much money after a meal. God really treats me well!"

Lu Xun walked alone on the street, not worried about whether he would be chased or killed. At this moment, his arms were swollen, and it was full of money he picked up.

Passing by a shop selling rouge,

Lu Xun thought for a while, then walked in silently.

"Sir?"

"Are you buying rouge for your wife?" the shopkeeper of the rouge shop asked with a smile.

"Ah."

"Bring me a box of your best rouge."

"Wait. Here are two boxes!"

so close!

Almost forgot about the big witch.

(End of this chapter)