Hogwarts: I'm Cousin Harry

Chapter 191 189. Grab the back and pinch gently?

This year's Hogwarts book list arrived exceptionally late.

Perhaps even the owls couldn't find where Dudley and the others lived, and when the letter arrived in their hands, it was only a few days before the start of school.

So early in the morning Dudley took the little wizards to Diagon Alley.

Gowns that need to be replaced with age, equipment that needs to be purchased for new lessons, and new textbooks.
Looking at the "Monster Book of Monsters" written on the book list, Dudley fell into deep thought.

This thing looks like... I have seen it myself.

In Lihen Bookstore, after seeing the book list in Dudley's hand, the clerk began to complain crazily, put on a pair of thick leather gloves cursingly, and walked towards a large iron cage hanging outside the bookstore, filled with hundreds of books? .Well, only "The Monster Book of Monsters".

This thing is a living thing, and the quantifier "Ben" is not appropriate.

"Oh, my Merlin, I've been bitten no less than five times today, I really want to know who chose this textbook, it's really terrible, worse than the "Invisibility Book of Invisibility" I entered back then .”

"I just want to kick his ass with my boot."

As he spoke, the clerk stretched his hand into the big iron cage.

Unsurprisingly, he was bitten by the books inside again.

"Hey, you bastard, let it go, let it go."

The clerk swung a thick, knotty cane, and poked hard at the book that was biting his hand, trying to push it away, but this only made the monster book bite even tighter.

Fiery temper, full of aggression, want to bite everything when he sees it. This is "Monster Book of Monsters".

The key clerk didn't dare to mess around, because this kind of book is very expensive, a little more expensive than Lockhart's book last year, and they will have to pay for it if it is broken.

How much does he earn a day?

Beside his arm being bitten, there was a loud tearing sound, two monster books grabbed the third one, and were about to tear it apart with all their strength.

The IQ of this thing is comparable to that of Hu Meizi.

Hopelessly stupid.

It took a long time to pull out his hand from the iron cage, and separated several monster books that were torn together. In the end, he accidentally forgot what he was going to do, and he didn't take out a monster book.

The clerk had no choice but to reach out to touch the cage again.

"Why don't you give it to me to try?"

said Dudley, standing next to the clerk, unwilling to waste too much time.

"Mr. Xiaopeng, this is very dangerous."

The clerk looked up at Dudley, who was half a head taller than him, and swallowed the last part of his sentence.

"It's okay, I've 'caught' it before."

After hearing Dudley's words, the clerk still hesitated, worried that Dudley would be injured, but to be honest, he really didn't want to touch this thing again.

No one wants to be bitten, or to be bitten by a bunch of books.

Finally, the clerk agreed to Dudley and handed him his thick gloves.

"Then be careful, even if you are bitten through a glove, it will hurt."

"No need for that kind of thing."

Dudley put his hand into the cage without even looking at the glove.

If I can break the defense, I will lose.

Dudley, who had tried the power of the monster book, didn't take it seriously.

"Wait, it's dangerous!" The clerk wanted to stop it before it was too late.

'I knew I shouldn't agree. '

The clerk covered his eyes, and couldn't bear to see the scene where Dudley's hand was bitten by a group of monsters.

'If you ask me for compensation, I will say that he stretched in while he was not paying attention. I tried to stop it, but failed. '

The clerk thought about how to explain it for a while.

Sure enough, the moment Dudley stretched his arm into the big iron cage, it was like a fly staring at the dung. Ahem, it was like a traveler who had been starving for three days saw food. Countless ghost books flocked to him, and each book died. He bit down on Dudley's arm.

However, Dudley, whose arm was bitten by the monster book, acted like a normal person, with a slight shake, the book biting his arm was bounced off, and then he grabbed a book and pulled it out.

The ghost books that didn't cause any harm immediately crowded to the entrance of the cage, fixedly stared at Dudley with the small eyes on the cover, and let out indignant cries.

Dudley ignored them and just stared at the monster book in his hand, which he had taken first for Hermione.

' I remember Mrs. Figg saying, like grabbing the back and giving it a pinch? '

Dudley was thinking so and put two fingers on the monster book.

'It can't be too light, it won't be good if it hurts Hermione. '

So I added a little bit of strength, and then squeezed.

There was a slight clicking sound, and the "Monster Book of Monsters", which was still struggling in Dudley's hand, trembled like an electric shock, spit out two ribbon-like tongues, rolled its eyes, and lay Dudley didn't move his hands.

'hiss'

The originally noisy monsters quieted down instantly. They looked at Dudley pinching the arm of the monsters together, and gasped, as if they had been greatly frightened.

'It seems to be ok, it really is very simple. '

Dudley handed the monster book to Hermione who was next to him, and found that he was indeed 'honest', so he was relieved.

A total of 5 copies of this stuff are needed.

So Dudley turned his eyes to the big iron cage again, and all the monsters in the cage retreated in unison. When Dudley stretched his hand in again, these monsters seemed to be being targeted by natural enemies, and they dared not move. Don't move around.

None of them came forward to bite.

So Dudley grabbed four more copies very smoothly.

But these four books were very honest all the time, and they didn't move much until Dudley sealed it with a rope.

This made the clerk of Lihen Bookstore very puzzled, why did he react so much when he grabbed them by himself?
In addition to the monster books, Dudley and the others also bought books named "Putting Through the Fog to See the Future" and "A Simple Introduction to Ancient Runes", which were books about divination and ancient runes.

Divination class, ancient rune, starting from the third grade, newly added courses (optional).

When Dudley and the others disappeared out of sight, the group of monsters breathed a sigh of relief and started to make noise again.

The clerk looked at the monster books in the big iron cage, speechless.

This thing is also bullying?
Except for the little episode of the monster book, everything else was purchased very smoothly.

Only when passing by a pet shop, Dudley stopped slightly.

Both myself and Harry's birthdays were over during the holiday, but Hermione's birthday was just a few days after school started.

On her birthday, Hermione gave herself a piece of clothing. Every pocket on the clothing was filled with the Untraceable Stretching Curse. This spell is almost Hermione's most proficient. For wizards like Dudley who like to prepare a lot of backhands Said to be quite practical.

By the way, except for the robes and underwear for private parts and shoes stipulated by Hogwarts, Dudley's body was basically woven by Hermione from top to bottom.

"Mr. Jeros, have you found the pet I want?"

Dudley pushed open the door of this pet store called 'Beast Tamer', and said to a young man with flat bangs and squinting eyes inside the store.

(End of this chapter)