The Golden Tree Standing in Teyvat World

Chapter 167 The Big-headed Eightfold God Child

Paimon stroked his chubby belly with a happy face, reclined on the chair and said, "It's so comfortable to eat, it's better than Liyue, there are so many different dishes to eat."

"Master Mao's dishes are also delicious."

When Master Mao came up, he heard Paimon's emotion and said, "Hahaha, it's good if you like it, are you satisfied?"

Ying nodded and said, "Not bad."

"These deep-fried tofu dishes can also be made well, I am very satisfied." Yae Kamito said with a smile.

Master Mao suddenly thought of something and said to Ying: "By the way, travelers, if you set off together, I will entrust you to take care of my family's Xiangling. She is not a fuel-efficient lamp."

Xiangling heard Master Mao say that about herself, and replied with some dissatisfaction: "Father! Why do you say that about me!"

Master Mao lowered his head, glanced at Xiangling and said expressionlessly: "Is it possible that I don't know what you are like? When you go out, you can't be too casual, and learn more from the reliability of other travelers."

"Don't worry, we are friends, we will take care of each other!" Paimon replied.

"The casserole is back, too, and is doing somersaulting at the door."

Paimon suggested: "Then let's pack up and go."

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Can you ask my opinion, I just came back from Dao's wife, are you going to run out again?

"Liusu, Zhongli, let's go now."

King Dacishu replied, "Go."

Ying followed Paimon out with a sad face.

"Traveler is really busy. Someone came to find him just after he came back to eat." Yae Shenzi said with a smile covering his mouth.

Keli replied excitedly: "Sister Honor Knight is a good person. She can help many people solve their troubles. Everyone likes her."

"What about Ying, what do you say? They are all looking for targets for the so-called King of Chefs Competition, you don't plan to just sit here, do you?"

"I, I know, but I don't know the place where I was born in Liyue, and I don't know who to ask." After listening to King Dacishu's words, Ying replied helplessly.

"I think the dishes that Ying asked people to cook are all the same." Yae Miko expressed his opinion at this time.

Because in the view of Yae Shenzi, no matter how well the dishes are cooked, ordinary people can't eat the thunder element that exceeds the standard.

Ying turned his head and looked at Yae Shenzi blankly and said, "You mean the food I cook is unpalatable?"

"No, ahaha, the weather is really nice today." Yae Miko changed the subject.

It's not a question of whether you can eat it, but a question of whether you can see the sun the next day after eating it.

"Old man, have you ever eaten the dishes made by Ying?" Wendy asked suddenly.

Zhongli replied: "No."

"Didn't Liusu say that Ying's dishes are delicious? With her picky taste, she said it was delicious, so it must be good. I want to try it too." Wendy rubbed her chin and analyzed.

"Hehehe."

After hearing Wendy's words, Yae Miko gave him a sympathetic look, showing an awkward yet polite smile.

Ke Li said excitedly: "Ke Li also wants to eat, Ke Li also wants to eat."

Nasida: "."

"Let's not talk about this, the two of us came here in a hurry, have you arranged a place to live?" Yae Miko changed the subject.

"No." Zhong Li replied blankly.

"You won't let us find a place to sleep by ourselves? What about Mora? We didn't take Mora with us."

Zhongli replied: "Well, I don't have Mora."

Yae Shenzi: "???"

"You, you are..." Yae Shenzi just wanted to say something, but it was a bit inappropriate to say directly and vaguely: "Why is there no Mora? Even if there is no Mora, just greet me casually in your capacity?"

Zhong Li took a sip of tea and explained: "You are talking about the former Yan Wangdijun. Now, in Liyue, the Yanwang Dijun has passed away, so the status of Yanwang Dijun is no longer available in Liyue. Now some people have to die. Zhongli Keqing of the hall, but the business of the past life hall has been sluggish these years, so I don’t have Mo La to use.”

"What about tassels?" Yae Shenzi turned to look at King Dacishu.

"It's the same with her. When the traveler went to Dao's Wife, she also passed away." Zhongli replied unhurriedly.

"So, there is no Mora in our table?" After Yae Kamiko finished speaking, she looked around the crowd, and the eyes of the people she saw, including Naxida, shifted unnaturally.

Only Keli raised her head excitedly, as if she was telling Yae Kamiko that she had Mora.

"God, it's normal for God not to have Mora, so you don't need to make a fuss." Ying pulled Yae God to comfort him.

Yae Kamiko rubbed his head and said angrily: "Why is it normal, Morax would not be normal without Mora."

"And all of you, except me and Ke Li, you are all gods, five gods can't make up one Mora?"

Wendy tilted her head and said, "Hey!"

Zhongli: (drinking tea.jpg)

Nasida:
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The Great Mercy Tree King stroked his chin and thought, "Actually, I used to have Mora."

"You don't have a little Mora, do you?" Yae Kamiko's mood is already unstable now, and she suspects that if these are not all gods, they will all starve to death outside.

"Well, there are still a lot of tasseled Mora, about tens of billions." Zhong Li explained slowly.

"Oh? There are so many, so take out a little, we just need one place to live." Hearing this, Yae Shenzi realized that although the woman in front of her was scornful, she was quite reliable at critical moments.

"But." Zhong Li said this, and then paused.

"But?" Hearing Zhongli's words, Yae Shenzi looked over suspiciously.

"However, Gan Yu, who is Tassel's wallet, has already gone on a trip with Yu Hengxing, so Tassel has no money now." Zhongli said quietly.

Yae Shenzi: "???"

"So, why did you entrust the money to someone else for safekeeping?"

King Dacishu replied seriously: "Because I'm lazy, and I have to pay for things, it's so troublesome. Giving these things to Gan Yu can save me a lot of things."

"What about now? Now that he's going on a trip, won't you get the money?"

The Great Mercy Tree King replied indifferently: "It's okay, I don't have many places to spend money, and it's fine if I don't use Mo La for a while."

"You don't need it, but we need it!" Yae Miko felt his head ache.

Shadow looked at Yae Kamito who was in a panic, and whispered from the side: "Actually, I don't need it either."

"That's right, we don't really need Mora very much." King Dacishu concluded.

Nashida echoed excitedly: "Me too!"

"Hey, I think Tassel is right." Wendy agreed.

Zhong Li nodded and said: "In terms of universal rationality, it is indeed so."

Yae Shenzi: "6."

So why these gods haven't starved to death, she really can't figure it out.

"Then what should we do now? When we come to Liyue, you can't really let us sleep on the street, right?" Yae Kamiko said with a bitter face.

"That's not true, my house is quite big, you can come and rest." King Dacishu said.

"Your family has a place to live, why didn't you tell me at first?"

The Great Mercy Tree King spread his hands and said, "You didn't ask, you just asked if we have Mo La looking for a hotel, and you didn't ask if my house is big enough for people to live in."

Yae Shenzi: "."

So tired, so tired, Yae Shenzi now feels the gap between himself and the gods, not only in terms of strength, but also the brain circuit is different, the cognition of this group of gods is different from his own.

In the end, Yae Shenzi followed King Dacishu back to her courtyard in a daze.

At the same time, Paimon, Xiangling and the tangled travelers began to look for targets with interesting ideas.

When passing by the past life hall, Paimon pointed to Hu Tao standing at the entrance of the past life hall and said suddenly: "Speaking of interesting ideas, this guy Hu Tao can definitely give you refreshing opinions. In my opinion, the first stop is here. Bar!"

"Oh? Did someone call the hall master's name?"

Hu Tao turned around and said, "Oh, so it's Paimon, Traveler, and Xiangling!"

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Xiangling showed an expression of suddenly remembering something and said, "That's right, why did I forget you!"

Hu Tao rubbed his chin and said, "Don't speak in a pretentious tone, do you want to ask me for something?"

"Hutao, let me ask you. What kind of food do you like?" Xiangling asked.

Hu Tao listened to Xiang Ling's words, thought for a while and replied: "What kind of food to eat... suddenly asked me like this, I really can't answer."

Paimon spread his hands and said, "There are times when Hu Tao can't tell. It's amazing."

"No matter how clever a bird is, it's normal for a bird to rest and close, isn't it? Me too."

After hearing Hu Tao's words, Paimon scratched his head and said, "Can a bird be described as resting..."

"Even trees can touch fish, why can't birds close?" Ying complained.

Startled by Ying's words, Paimeng replied with a troubled expression: "Yes, yes."

"Well, Walnut, you can just talk about it."

After Paimon finished speaking, Xiangling echoed, "Yeah, you don't have to think so carefully, just tell me your favorite dish! I'm doing a poll."

"So that's the way it is. Is there a new dish? Let's say it first, don't make too weird things! Boiled fish with shrimp dumplings is enough!"

After listening to Hu Tao's answer, Xiangling stroked her chin and thought, "Boiled fish with shrimp dumplings? Isn't it very common?"

Hu Tao explained with a look of aftertaste: "Ordinary, but not ordinary. Just think about it, the boiled fish is hot and fragrant. This is a moving dish. If this dish is paired with a serving of shrimp dumplings, the shrimp dumplings will become quiet. do you understand?"

"verb: move?"

Xiangling suddenly thought of something, and said excitedly: "You can make a moving dish! Slime is slippery."

Hearing the strange dishes that Xiangling was about to mention, Hu Tao hurriedly interrupted and explained: "It's not that kind of movement! Although the dishes are food, they also have their own unique atmosphere. Look at the boiled fish, red and spicy! Yes The eyes, ears, mouth and nose are all stimulated, which is called movement."

"Shrimp dumplings are crystal clear, fresh and elegant, which is called quiet. The combination of movement and stillness complements each other like a gifted man and a beautiful woman!"

After hearing Hu Tao's story, Paimon covered his head and said, "I don't know what kind of nonsense it is...but it seems very reasonable..."

However, Xiangling, who was different from Paimeng, thought of something, and pondered: "Hmm...movement and stillness are in harmony with each other, and complement each other..."

When the few people were talking, Ying saw Guoba walking beside her, and she became curious, so she walked towards Guoba.

When Guoba saw Ying coming, he waved happily to him. In Guoba's eyes, Ying took out a small box.

That's right, the traveler took out the flying chess he learned from Tassel, and now he can just play two.

Ying spread the flying chess map on the ground and sat down. After seeing it, Guoba imitated Ying and sat down on the spot.

"Lu!"

Thus, Ying and Guoba played together.

Paimon analyzed: "I think it's actually a combination of meat and vegetables, which means that salty and sweet complement each other?"

After listening to Paimon's words, Hu Tao agreed: "Exactly! It's just that there may not be sweets in the main meal. If you are as cautious as I am, I will skip the sweets."

"So that's the case, it sounds like nonsense, but it's very inspiring!" Xiangling finally concluded.

"As expected of a walnut, thank you!"

Paimon said helplessly: "In terms of nonsense, Mr. Storyteller can't compare to Walnut."

"Huh? That's fine, I'll accept it as a compliment."

"Hutao understands philosophy quite well." Ying said while playing flying chess.

After hearing Ying's words, Hu Tao said excitedly, "Oh——! Sure enough, you still know how to do it!"

"Everything in the world, birth, old age, sickness and death, salty, sweet, spicy, has its own rules! I understand."

Xiangling stroked her chin and said, "Since the traveler also said so, I'll take this into consideration."

Paimon suggested: "Then, the question here is almost enough, let's go to Bubulu at the next stop."

Hearing Paimon's words, Hu Tao seemed to have thought of something interesting, and echoed with a smile: "Bubulu...Well, I believe the people there will give very interesting answers. Hehe..."

"Ying, let's go then!" Paimon finished speaking, and turned his head to see Ying's figure.

She searched carefully and found Ying and Guoba sitting beside them happily playing flying chess.

"Hey! Ying, why are you playing with Guoba by yourself!" Paimon said angrily.

"Oh, I see you guys are chatting very hotly, and I think Guoba is boring, so I invite him to play together." Ying explained.

Guoba squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Lu!"

"Really, rice cracker, why are you having so much fun with travelers alone, cracker, bad!"

After hearing Xiangling's words, Guoba showed a bewildered expression: "Lu?!"

"By the way, do you know something? Where did Keqing Zhongli go? He hasn't returned to the Hall of Rebirth for several days, and he hasn't responded to any messages." Hu Tao asked suddenly.

"Mr. Zhongli? I was eating at Wanmintang just now." Xiangling replied.

"Yeah, we just came back from Dao Wife." Paimon explained.

Hu Tao nodded and said, "It turned out to be Dao Wife, no wonder there was no signal."

"What's the matter, is Hu Tao worried about Mr. Zhongli?" Xiangling asked doubtfully.

"Of course not. It's just that the bills have dropped a lot during this period, which is a bit strange. It would be better if he can hang out for a while longer. The new Ke Qing is much more reliable than him, and he is also very knowledgeable. Finally, The main thing is that people don’t spend money lavishly.”

Paimon spread his hands at Ying who had put away the flight and said, "Well, Zhong Li is really a bad employee in Hu Tao's eyes."

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"Then let's go!" After Paimeng Paimeng finished speaking, everyone headed towards Bubulu.

"If you ask something interesting, remember to share it with me!" Seeing a few people leave, Hu Tao suddenly thought of something and shouted from behind.

"Understood!" Paimon replied.

Bubulu

Qi Qi under the counter saw Ying and Paimon coming and said, "Ah, it's you, what's the matter?"

Suddenly, a female voice came from Baishu's side: "Oh? A rare guest is here. It seems that you are not busy today."

"Wow, how did Baishu's voice become like this!?" Paimon asked in surprise.

"Hey, look at the neck." The female voice reminded.

Paimon scratched his head and saw the white snake Changsheng around Baishu's neck and said, "Oh, so Changsheng is talking."

Ying said to the rice cake next to her, "Cough rice, continue?"

When Guoba heard Ying's words, he showed an excited expression, nodded and said, "Lu!"

So Ying and Guoba sat on the ground and started flying chess again.

Bai Shu greeted with a smile: "Haha, are you here to fetch medicine today?"

Hearing Bai Shu's words, Paimon quickly waved his hands and explained: "No, we're here to chat, and I want to ask you something about diet!"

Xiangling said, "I'm going to participate in the cooking competition. I want to invite two...ah no, three! I want to invite three to tell me what kind of dishes they like to eat."

After hearing Xiangling's words, Changsheng said with a smile: "Haha, the little girl has a sweet mouth, I can help you with this."

"What kind of food do you like to eat? Well..."

Qiqi thought for a while and said, "They're all the same, they don't taste good."

Bai Shu explained: "Qiqi's sense of taste is a bit problematic, she can't taste the taste of the dishes, please don't mind."

Xiangling comforted him: "It's okay, I know all of this! But even so, Qiqi should have a preference. I want to know what kind of food you like."

"Feeling... tactile? Hmm... tactile, yes."

Qiqi thought hard for a while and replied, "It's cool... I like coconut milk."

After hearing Qiqi's words, Paimon spread his hands and said, "Coconut milk is a drink, so I can't refer to it..."

"What about you? Do you have any ideas?" Xiangling turned her attention to Baishu and Changsheng.

Changsheng replied: "Meat dishes that are easy to eat are good for me."

After listening to Changsheng's words, Bai Shu echoed: "I also agree with what Changsheng said."

"Many of the people who came to grab the medicine were the elderly and children. Large pieces of poultry and seafood were hard for them to swallow and digest. It would be much better if the dishes could be made smaller."

"Besides, some people are suffering from wind-cold, sore throat, and can't eat food that is too heavy... From the perspective of food supplements, I would recommend them to eat dishes with more soup."

After hearing Bai Shu's words, Xiangling asked curiously: "Are there still so many people in Liyue who are infected with the wind and cold?"

Bai Shu nodded and said: "Of course there are, but they are all old people and children. They are weak and easy to get infected. Adults don't see it. All this is the credit of the emperor and the fairy."

(End of this chapter)