The Golden Tree Standing in Teyvat World

Chapter 163 "The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me"

Ying asked the food stall owner: "Such delicious dumpling milk should sell well, right?"

"Uh, this... To tell you the truth, the sales volume is very average." The food stall owner replied scratching his head again.

Ying wondered: "Oh, isn't it selling well? Why? Although it's not as good as the milk tea and sweet milk made by tassels, it's delicious among ordinary drinks."

The owner of the food stall explained: "Because... many people are unwilling to try it, and think this combination is very strange, although people who have tasted it have good reviews..."

"I'm not saying that the general has strange taste! Please don't blame him!" After saying this, the food stall owner seemed to have discovered something, and explained in horror.

Ying rubbed his chin and suggested: "Oh, this is simple, let the people in the society buy hundreds of cups and deliver them door-to-door."

"No, no, my lord, this is too exaggerated!" The food stall owner hastily rejected Ying's proposal.

Hearing the food stall owner's refusal, Ying said regretfully, "Is that an exaggeration? I just want them to try it. It's a pity that they haven't had dumpling milk."

"This"

"Then, Ying, would you like another drink?" Ying asked.

She also didn't expect that the picture that was chopped off in front of her when they met before would have such a cute side, so she asked for it.

"Forget it, don't let it go, and I'm not so obsessed with it."

"Ah—dessert really can make people feel relaxed. Compared with thinking about it alone, it's much happier."

Dacishu King looked at Ying with a troubled face, he took out a string of three-color dumplings from nowhere to lure him, and asked, "Do you want to eat three-color dumplings?"

"Yes!" Ying snatched the three-color dumpling from King Dacishu's hand like a thunderbolt.

Yingmei happily took a bite of the three-color dumpling and said vaguely: "Well, no matter how many times you eat it, the three-color dumpling you made is still so fascinating."

"By the way, Ying, do you still have the three-color dumpling you made yourself? I haven't tried it myself before, but I feel from her that the three-color dumpling you made is delicious." King Dacishu said suddenly.

"Well, there are some more of these, here." Ying took out a string of three-color dumplings that were obviously purple but had colorful streamers, and electric arcs flashed on them from time to time.

King Dacishu: "(Electric￣～￣Electric) Chewing"

"Wow, is this really edible?" Paimon said in horror as he looked at the Dacishu King whose face was covered with electric arcs.

Ying said uncertainly, "It should be edible, right?"

Ying took out two bunches of three-color dumplings made by himself again and said to Yingpaimeng, "Do you want a bunch too?"

"No, no." Paimon hurriedly refused.

"Thank you, I don't need it either."

"Oh, okay." Ying and Paimon didn't accept the food she made with her own hands, and Ying felt a little uncomfortable, but she felt better when she saw the King Cishu who was eating with a happy face.

"They don't give it to me, it tastes really good." King Dacishu said while chewing on the three-color dumpling, and thunder came out of his mouth from time to time.

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Paimon spread his hands and said to Ying with a tangled expression, "Should I say, is this worthy of tassels?"

"Well, Tassel is so strong." Ying nodded solemnly.

Ying thought of something and suddenly said: "By the way, Shenzi once mentioned to me that she built a Yaedo and sold... light novels."

"She always shows off to me, but I have no idea. Just have this opportunity, can you take me to see it?"

"Light novels? Sounds good." King Dacishu replied.

Paimon suggested: "Then let's go and have a look."

Under the leadership of Ying Zaiying, they came to Yaetang.

"General, Lord General?!"

Like the previous food stall owner, Kuroda, the editor of Yaedo, also looked in disbelief when he saw Ying.

Kuroda hurriedly asked: "The General is here in person at Yae Hall, do you have any instructions?"

"It's nothing, don't be nervous, just take a look." Ying replied flatly.

"Sorry, I don't quite understand. May I ask if it's about management, or publishing regulations, or... about fire protection?" Kuroda asked nervously.

Hearing Kuroda's nervous words, Paimon complained helplessly, "The general just wants to read a book."

"General, do you want to read...light novels?" Hearing Paimon's answer, Kuroda's reaction was even more exaggerated than seeing Kage before, and his eyes almost popped out.

Ying nodded and said, "That's right, do you have any good books to recommend?"

"Yaedo's novels are mainly aimed at ordinary people, and the contents are all kinds of strange, and many of them may not meet the general's taste..." Kuroda replied with a troubled expression.

Ying comforted the nervous Kuroda: "It's just a taste of the early adopters. It's not interesting to be the same. Don't worry, as long as the story is written in words, what can't be understood?"

"Although the truth is like this." Hearing Ying's words, Kuroda still scratched his head in embarrassment. The main reason is that the light novels here are really weird, although all of this is Yae Kamiko's meaning.

"It's okay, even if there is something we don't understand, we will explain it to the general!"

Kuroda murmured softly, "You guys better not explain, or I'll be finished."

"What are you talking about?" Ying looked at Hetian suspiciously and said.

Heitian was terrified by the shadow, and hurriedly replied: "General, Lord General, no, it's nothing!"

"You don't need to be nervous, just take out the book, I will help you stop the general if something happens." King Dacishu said with a smile.

While talking, he poked Kage on the cheek with his hand. This kind of disrespectful behavior made Kuroda's heart skip a beat.

"Oh, why do you like to poke my face so much?" Ying resisted the behavior of King Dacishu with his hands.

The Great Mercy Tree King said with a smile: "Because it feels good to the touch, and it's still numb. I just knew it felt like this before, but now I can experience it myself."

"It's up to you." Ying replied with some helplessness, and then stopped caring about the Great Mercy Tree King next to him.

Seeing the unresponsive shadow under King Dacishu's actions, Kuroda breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, then please move to the bookshelf over there, there are all the latest best-selling books on it. "

"There are also award-winning works of [This novel is really amazing!], which have just been compiled into volumes and started selling."

"Don't take it too seriously, just watch it for fun."

"Okay, then let's go." Hearing Kuroda's explanation, Ying took this opportunity to escape from the clutches of the Dacishu King and walked towards the bookshelf.

Ying took a book from the bookshelf with great interest, and as she flipped through the pages, her expression began to slowly collapse, and finally turned into a frowning look in entanglement.

King Dacishu walked up to Ying, looked at Ying who was frowning while observing the book, and asked doubtfully, "Do you understand?"

Ying replied nonchalantly: "No, of course I can understand."

"Then tell me what this book is about?" Da Cishu King pointed to a book in front of Ying.

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"Okay, I admit, I underestimated the enemy." Ying replied with a serious face.

"Obviously I know the names of these books, why can't I read them together?"

"For example, "Reincarnated as a Qiuqiu, as long as you eat sunset fruits, you can always become stronger"..."

"So long"

King Dacishu explained: "Isn't this easy to understand? It means that the author has a dream to become a Qiuqiu person, and then he can become stronger by eating food like sunset fruit."

"Oh? Is that so?" Ying asked in surprise, "But why did the author want to become a Qiuqiu?"

The Great Cishu King replied with a cat-like face, "I don't know, maybe the author is mentally ill."

"Can Qiuqiu people really become stronger by eating sunset fruits? At least they should eat meat." Ying continued to wonder.

"So the author has a brain problem, you don't have to worry about it."

"So that's how it is." Hearing King Dacishu's answer, Ying had an expression that I understood.

Paimon hurriedly stopped the dialogue between the two gods: "Hey! It's completely wrong. This is just the setting of this book and has nothing to do with the author. Why do you say that someone is mentally ill?"

Ying turned his head to Paimon and asked in doubt, "Settings?"

"It's the author's imaginary situation." Ying said from the side.

"So that's the case." Ying was puzzled again: "Then Tassel's explanation also makes sense, why is it completely wrong?"

"Well, well, no matter what, it's impolite to say someone is sick." Paimon replied with a troubled face.

"What is the setting to be used for? Without a sense of reality, will the written story be credible?"

"Besides, the Qiuqiu people probably don't have the ability to write stories. Is the author recording the life of the Qiuqiu people?"

Seeing Ying who was lost in thought again, Paimeng said helplessly to Ying: "I understand why Kuroda said the general would be confused."

"But, isn't Tassel reading it with gusto?" Ying looked at the King of the Great Mercy Tree flipping through the books with excitement on his face.

"Well, it's not like you don't know that there is still a little difference between Tassel and the god we think of." Paimon scratched his head and said.

"How about this, the two of us will help you choose first, pick out a novel that is easier to understand, and then tell you." Paimon turned to Ying who was still puzzled and suggested.

"No, I have to read it by myself, she can understand why I can't?" Ying said, pointing at the Great Mercy Tree King who was flipping through books by the bookshelf.

Paimon replied with a confused face: "This, this is different, you don't have the experience of Tassel."

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She felt that Paimeng was euphemistically calling her stupid, but if the object of comparison was King Dacishu, she could only silently accept this reality.

Ying thought for a while, and accepted Paimon's proposal with a helpless face: "Well, I think I have read a lot of books, but when I read such a story, I don't even know what to pay attention to..."

"But I'm still looking forward to it. I feel that this is very similar to Shenzi's style. It must be very interesting, although the current Shenzi just gives me a headache."

"Then leave it to us, just wait a moment!"

After Pai Meng finished speaking, he and Ying went to look for books next to King Dacishu.

Paimon walked to the bookshelf and asked the King of the Great Mercy Tree, "Tausu, what are you looking at?"

"Let me see, "The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me"?" Paimon said with a look of surprise.

"Hmm, I think this book is very good. It tells the story of a little fox and the general. The cute little fox is attracted by the most powerful existence in a country, and then staged a love story with twists and turns. , It’s very well written.” The Great Mercy Tree King explained to Paimon with a smile while flipping through the book.

"This little fox can't be the Son of God?" Paimon said suspiciously.

King Dacishu shook his head and analyzed: "I don't know, because the author is anonymous. The original shape of the little fox seems to be a bit like Yae Shenzi, and the general's words are not quite like shadow. I think some people may think that Yae Shenzi and Lei Dian The general fits well, so I wrote this novel."

"Okay then, what book should we bring to the video?"

"Let me take a look. This book is called "Reincarnation as General Thunder and Invincible."

Under the reading of Ying and Paimon, this book tells the story of the protagonist who was struck by lightning under the thunder cherry tree, and when he opened his eyes, he turned into General Thunderbolt.

Because the original protagonist is always bullied and can't do anything well, but after becoming General Thunder, he has infinite force and power, but why him?
Paimon scratched his head, put the book back and said to Ying: "Well, it's such a strange book, no wonder Kuroda is still afraid, there are books with this kind of subject, I think it's better not to tell this story to the audiovisual, Otherwise, the author may be held accountable."

"I think it's not bad, it's quite novel." Ying replied.

"If someone becomes Paimon and does a lot of things that Paimon would never do, I will feel very uncomfortable!" Paimon said angrily.

King Dacishu put down the book in his hand and said to Paimon: "I think it's okay. If someone becomes me and does many things that I can't do, I will be very happy."

"Yes, is it? Is it true that it is a tassel? Fishing is so obvious?" Paimon scratched his head and said, "Let's take a look at the next book, "About My Chaotic Youth Love Story."

Under Ying and Paimon's reading, this book tells the love story between the ordinary hero and seven beautiful girls.

The work is time-progressive, describing the protagonist's daily life, and there are quite a few small bridges that make people smile. The author's writing skills are solid, the sentences are fluent, and the charm of each character is vividly presented.

However, the story ends at the critical moment when the hero's childhood sweetheart is about to confess his love...

"I'm so anxious!" Paimon looked angrily at the novel that had no follow-up.

"Although I just glanced at it briefly, but this girl has liked the male lead very much since she was a child, and she dedicated everything to it!"

Ying was silent for a while and said, "I hope the author can find happiness."

Paimon came back to his senses and prayed: "Yes, Bi Jing is still a novel. I hope the author is a good person. I hope the author is a good person. I hope the author is a good person..."

Speaking of this, Paimeng said to Ying with a puzzled face: "The plot is quite attractive, but can Ying understand this kind of love between... mortals?"

King Dacishu replied with a smile, "Of course the answer is no. Most gods don't have this kind of need, so naturally they don't have love, and shadows are among the majority."

Paimon scratched his head when he heard King Dacishu's explanation and continued to pick up the next book, saying, "Okay, let's read the next one, "People are in the rivers and lakes, but they just want to write novels well", it's so strange. name."

Under the reading of Ying and Paimeng, this book tells the martial arts story that happened in Liyue, focusing on the open and secret struggles between various gangs.

The ideal of the protagonist is to become an ordinary light novelist who can stand aloof from the world, but because of his unique physique of practicing martial arts, he is involved in the struggle between the rivers and lakes.

The selling point of the story is that the protagonist has never joined any sect, but is always mistaken for a hidden master of a certain sect.

The masters from all walks of life who regard the protagonist as an imaginary enemy are always making a fuss, but the protagonist has never forgotten his original intention of becoming a novelist...

Paimeng, who hastily read the book, said with a puzzled look on his face, "What a strange person, why do you have to be a light novelist? If you are so good, you should easily become the number one in martial arts."

"Maybe, he is a salted fish?" Ying replied in a low voice.

"Well, forget it, let's not continue this topic." Paimon thought about what to say, but seeing Ying and King Dacishu who cast her gaze over, she chose to shut up.

"So which book shall we choose?"

The Great Mercy Tree King took out the book "The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me" she had just read and handed it to Paimon, "I think this one is better."

Paimon frowned and said, "This is not very good, is it?"

"How do you know if you don't try it? I think Ying should be very interested." King Dacishu said with a smile.

"Okay then, let's read it."

So Paimeng and Ying finished reading the book with their brows frowned, and the embarrassment on their faces was about to overflow.

"Wow, it's so embarrassing, does anyone really talk like that?!" Paimon complained with a tangled face after reading the book.

Ying echoed with embarrassment: "I also think that this book is too embarrassing. I feel like I can pick out my embarrassing toes for a whole day."

"Are we really going to share this book with Ying? Liusu, do you want to think about it again? The lines in this book are too embarrassing for me to say."

"I think it's okay, I can say it." Ying replied after a while.

Although the content of this book embarrasses her, if this embarrassment can be brought to others, she will not be embarrassed.

"Ying, are you serious?" Paimon exclaimed, "But yes, you can say such things with Yae Shenzi's guard."

Ying replied blankly: "As long as I don't feel embarrassed anymore, it's someone else who is embarrassed."

"Okay, then it's up to you to share the content of this book with the audiovisual."

"I'll come, I'll come."

After Ying finished speaking, she strode towards the direction where Ying was waiting.

Ying looked at the returning people and said with a smile: "Are you back? Seeing your expressions, you should have read a good story, right?"

"It's a very good story, Ying tell it quickly." Paimon urged Ying from the side.

(End of this chapter)