Years: Salted fish life since going to the countryside.

Chapter 589

Han Li took a thick stack of banknotes from Diana's hand. If she hadn't often set up stalls at the farmer's market and had a lot of liquidity in her hands, she wouldn't have been able to take out the money. Before leaving, she enjoyed a handful of old money. Maozi’s three-stage kissing ceremony.

How to paste it? That means kissing the right cheek first, then the left cheek, and finally kissing the right cheek back.

However, Han Li hoped that Diana would adopt the three-step kiss on the cheeks of President Brezhnev, because this old man sublimated the three-step kiss on the cheeks and called it the erectile triple kiss.

After being sublimated by the old penis, the three-step kissing ceremony is to hug, kiss the left cheek, kiss the right cheek, and finally a deep kiss, and it must be a deep, deep kiss. As for whether there is tongue sticking out, who do not know either.

When Han Li saw this news in his previous life, he admired him very much. You must know that most of the people who can kiss this old man are middle-aged and elderly people.

It is unimaginable to see two people of several decades meeting each other, hugging each other, kissing on the face, and then kissing deeply without knowing whether the other person has bad breath.

However, all kinds of false news from later generations were flying all over the sky. For this reason, Han Li went to search for this old man's situation.

After some searching, it turned out that he was actually doing this, with several of the most famous incidents.

One of them was when the old president met with the German leader, the scene of the two people kissing deeply was filmed by reporters, and it was even painted on the Berlin Wall.

When President Bob met with Yugoslav leader Lao Tuo, Lao Tuo didn't know Bob's habit. He was so frightened that he took a step back. As a result, Bob bit Lao Tuo's lip. , which shows that the kiss was very forceful.

Later, in order to avoid having a kiss with their old man, other people tried all kinds of ways to avoid it, such as wearing hats with big brim, keeping cigars in their hands, mouth ulcers, etc.

But fortunately, our country had not yet reestablished diplomatic relations with Lao Maozi at that time, and during Lao Bo's tenure, the female leaders of various countries in the world seemed to be only the strong iron lady. If it were changed to an era when there were the most female leaders in various countries, then I'm afraid It almost amounts to harassment...

After thinking about it, both of them had something to do in a hurry, and they quickly separated after three kisses.

While Han Li was strolling around the state-owned store here, Diana had already mounted her horse and galloped towards the farm.

The state-owned stores here are similar to those in China. They all use a counter to separate the goods from the customers. The salesperson also has a nostrils turned upward. When the customers come in, they don’t even raise their eyelids and continue to discuss their topics. .

Han Li heard these people complaining about the unfairness of their superiors, because now the state-owned stores in many of Lao Maozi's cities have been changed to self-selected ones, and they are the only ones who are not taken seriously on the southern border, etc.

In September 70, Lao Maozi opened the first self-selected store in Leningrad. Subsequently, various cities across the country began to build self-selected stores on a large scale. The items in these self-selected stores were similar to those of later supermarkets.

The difference between supermarkets in later generations is that you can first select the goods you want to buy, but you can't take them directly. You need to go to the salesperson to pay first, and the other party will show you a receipt after receiving the money. Finally, you can withdraw the corresponding money with the receipt. thing.

Of course, for items that need to be weighed, such as sausages, cheese, bulk biscuits, and bulk candies, customers need to ask a salesperson to weigh them first, then take the weighed note to the salesperson responsible for checkout before finally taking away these items.

Most of the shelves in the state-owned store in front of Han Li were filled with various canned foods and canned juices. Their quantity and variety were dazzling, and these cans were arranged in a pyramid shape, which looked spectacular and It seems that the items are quite sufficient.

Han Li looked at the pyramid formed by stacking cans and took a closer look with curiosity.

Good guy, good guy, Lao Maozi, there is nothing in this world that cannot be canned?

Beef stew, pork stew, mutton stew, horse meat stew, venison stew, chicken stew, duck stew, all kinds of cans are available on the ground.

They did not spare anything swimming in the water, such as eels, cod, grayling, herring, canned silver carp, as well as canned crustaceans, molluscs and cetaceans.

That's not all. There are tomatoes, peas, peppers, zucchini, eggplant, and barley on the plants.

There are also various mixed cans, such as tomato goby, roast beef with peas, mutton, etc., etc.

Of course, there were also cans of high-end ingredients such as red and black caviar, which made Han Li's eyes almost pop out of his head when he looked at them.

purchase? This is absolutely impossible. Let’s not mention that Lao Maozi is not very good at cooking. How can the canned food be delicious? Besides, the locals disliked it and refused to buy it. Of course, Han Li wouldn't buy it either.

Next, Han Li came to the bread aisle of this state-owned store, which occupied the second largest area.

Because bread is Lao Maozi’s staple food, just like the domestic steamed buns, flower rolls, steamed buns, steamed buns, meat buns, vegetable buns, and sugar triangles, the types of bread here are pretty good, including large bread, black bread, and white bread. Bread, whole wheat bread and rusk.

But this is a small place after all, and there are no cakes, puffs, donuts or anything like that on the bakery aisle.

The bread here is not as good as that provided by Diana, so there is no need for Han Li to buy it from here.

The third largest shelf is the vegetable section, but there are only onions and potatoes here, and they look like they have been there for a long time.

Next to the electrical appliances shelf in this state-run store, several young people are listening to music.

At this time, although Lao Maozi already had equipment such as record players, tape recorders, and gramophones, the prices were simply not within the reach of ordinary people. However, all stores provided trial listening for these appliances, and a record player had many headphones for customers. Listen.

Han Li was not interested in these electrical appliances either. One was that they were all written in Russian and there were certain risks in using them. The other was that there were frequent power outages. Even if they could be taken out most of the time, these appliances would become just decorations.

But since Han Li is here, he is here to spend money. Otherwise, should he take the money he just exchanged and take it back to the toilet?

Cheese, biscuits, candy, milk, milk powder, red and black caviar, ham, etc.

When buying milk, yogurt and fresh cheese, the waiter asked Han Li if he wanted to pay a deposit?

Han Li didn't know what was going on at the time, so he just said no.

It wasn't until I met Diana later that I realized that as long as you pay a deposit when purchasing these foods with a short shelf life, even if these items are broken, you can use the deposit slip to return them to the store and replace them with new products. Or you can get a refund.

Next, Han Li bought several boxes of White Sea Canal cigarettes, Prema cigarettes, and Nanfang cigarettes as souvenirs. Even though the waiter was fiddling with the "abacus beads" at the end of the checkout, it still took him a long time to figure it out.

After walking out of the state-owned store, Han Li carried large and small bags and turned to the back of a house. When he came out, [-]% of his things had disappeared.

At this moment, Han Li only had a bottle of yogurt left in his hand. Han Li was attracted when he saw it just now, because he had never seen golden yogurt before, and there was no technology or hard work in this era, so he couldn't wait. Planning to try a bottle.

After entering the mouth, it is mellow and thick, sweet but not greasy, with a burnt taste and a slightly smoked cheese aroma. Han Li's eyes brightened a lot after drinking it. This taste is simply amazing, and can be compared with those he drank in his previous life. The yogurt is eighteen blocks away.

But it was no longer appropriate to go in today, so Han Li decided to use the next two days to buy more of this yogurt and keep it back to satisfy his cravings. Otherwise, if he wanted to buy it again, it might be the Year of the Monkey and the Horse.

Then Han Li walked around the bookstore. There were many people here, but it was very quiet. However, most of them were reading for nothing, and there were very few people buying books.

Han Li's criteria for selecting books this time were very simple. He would not choose books like "So and So" because he needed books to pass the time and increase his horizons, not to shackle his thoughts.

However, if such books were eliminated in this era, there would be very few books to choose from in this small town.

Han Li selected for a long time. When the other party said they were closing the door and everyone started to leave, he selected "One Hundred Thousand Whys", "World Tracker", "Amphibious Man", "Shipwreck Island", " The books "The Mysterious Eye", "The Last Atlantean", and "At the North Pole".

However, during the final reckoning, Han Li thought for a moment and picked up a copy of "How Steel Was Tempered" by Ostrovsky and a copy of "The Dawns Here Are Quiet" by Vasilyev.

Although Han Li had already read the translated versions of these two books, he now wanted to see what the original versions looked like. After all, there were always many differences and deletions during translation.

By the way, Han Li also bought a map of the entire Lao Maozi territory, as well as a large map of the Zakalisky area.

However, Han Li never expected that among the last few books he bought to kill time, one of them actually provided him with great inspiration and made him...

The sky had darkened when Han Li came out of the bookstore, but he did not go to the bars or restaurants in the town. Mainly because he didn't trust the food here, so Han Li walked out of the town directly and returned to the hidden place in the forest. In the hut built by myself in the mountain valley.

After Han Li came back, he first let the brown horse out and let it run wild. At the same time, he had to prepare fodder, beans and drinking water for it.

The most important thing is to open the door and disperse the smell in the house. These animals that have not been controlled by "Elementary Beast Control" cannot do this. You must know that in Han Li's house, no small animals except bees dare to relieve themselves in the house.

Han Li threw out all the feces and soil from the house, and then built a small stove in front of the house.

He used the sausage he got from Diana today and mixed it with wild vegetables to make a soup. When the soup was boiling, he used a steamer to slide a big steamer, and the dinner was passed like this.

However, he couldn't enter the house at this time. There was still a smell of horse urine inside, so Han Li lit two sticks of rosin and closed the door to let the room do the final air purification.

Han Li came outside and listened to the roar of beasts in the distance. He thought that time was too tight this time, otherwise he would have to go deep inside to hunt some foreign animals. He only had a specimen of the Solitary Pig King now, and he would decorate it in the future. The showroom is a bit too shabby and monotonous, but I am not afraid of lacking such opportunities in the future.
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After Diana arranged the tasks in her own farm, she rode to other farms to purchase and order the things Han Li needed, from which she could earn part of the price difference.

Of course, everyone has a few good friends. In the end, Diana rushed to several farms belonging to her good sisters and good friends. Diana did not intend to make any money from them. Of course, this was because Diana did not have so many manpower and carriages to transport everything. things have a certain relationship.

These good friends of Diana have been classmates since they were in school, so they talk about almost everything after meeting, and the jokes the women tell when they get together are very powerful. After experiencing the lack of men, snatching men, and more openness, Lao Maozi is even more exaggerated. Many of their vocabulary can make gay men in China hide their faces and retreat.

So Diana learned about Han Li's situation and achievements from her good sisters, such as his giant ships and cannons, powerful body, fierce fighting power, and how he could defeat the enemy with one against five and defeat him, etc.

When Diana first listened, she immediately guessed that this person was Han Li, because she was in Yevgenyev's bar last night, but after hearing it, she was a little too surprised and unbelievable, so she blurted out.

"How is this possible? Although he is very tall, he doesn't look that strong. Why is that? It's not just what those jerks said casually."

When Diana said this, her friends immediately heard it, so they all asked her if she knew this handsome man.

At first, Diana didn't want to say anything. Finally, when a few people made a mess and she couldn't bear it anymore, she revealed part of Han Li's situation. At this time, one of her friends said in a lewd way.

"Sisters, why don't we go to Diana's house tomorrow? I want to see a warrior who can defeat five by one."

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible. I absolutely don't believe there is such a man. It must be those jerks who said it casually."

"Diana, you must not have gone out today?"

"Yes, I drank a few too many drinks yesterday. After I woke up, it was noon. In the afternoon, I took stock of the farm's supplies at home and figured out what to bring to the farmer's market tomorrow. Then I met this big benefactor."

"It's no wonder you didn't go out. This matter was very popular in the neighborhood today, and it's definitely true, because it was my cousin who went to the bar to clean the room this morning. She saw the appearance of those five people with her own eyes. In her words, her face was filled with joy when she fell asleep."

"Yes, yes, it is said that people in the bar felt something was wrong that night, but everyone had drank a lot at that time, and it was already very late, so no one took those sounds seriously."

"I heard that too."

At this time, Diana was also confused. She really didn't expect that that boy was not only rich, well-connected, tall, and smelled good, but he also had such good fighting power. You must know that her husband went to work in the city. , even when I first got married.

Then several women gathered together and chattered about something, but from time to time they heard strange laughter and some of their actions, it could be seen that there should be something very interesting.

At this time, in the small wooden house in the forest, Han Li, who was studying the map by the light of the lantern, suddenly sneezed six times in a row, which made him rub his nose in confusion and said.

"I haven't sneezed in these years? Is someone trying to plot against me? Is there something wrong with the two transactions? It seems that I will catch a few more birds tomorrow before they come out of their nests to act as eyes and ears. Otherwise, I don’t know what happened if I were tricked by them.”

　It’s another National Memorial Day, and none of us are qualified to forgive those who died! Not even qualified to talk about forgiveness! ! !

　　

　

(End of this chapter)