Rekindle 2003

Chapter 513 Self-introduction of a full-level college student
  This bad does not mean that his character is bad, but that this man does not follow the rules, does not play his cards according to the routine, does not follow the rules, and does things as he pleases. He does not want to express his sincerity and give gifts like many good men.

Especially the popular idol dramas in the past two years, "Meteor Garden" is the best example. The good man Hua Zelei cannot die a good death, and the bad man Daomingsi returns home with a beautiful woman in his arms.

When a woman is with such a bad man, she will have very strong emotional fluctuations, but when she is with a good man, her emotions will always be in a straight line.

A straight line means that there is no heartbeat, so how can we talk about heartbeat.

The behavior of good men is always predictable, while the behavior of bad men is unpredictable.

Therefore, most of the problems that good men encounter in relationships are because they do not really attract this woman. Instead, they rely on time, feelings, and paying this sunk cost to make this woman accustomed to your existence. That's all. That’s all.

There are feelings, but no impulses or desires.

Unlike the lively young people in the last row of high school, the last row of college is usually full of social fears, and they all look at each other in a coy way.

Qing Yun smiled and simply wrote a formula on the blackboard: 'Say hello + name + hometown + specialties + hobbies + thank you'.

Putting down the chalk, he tapped on the blackboard, "It's okay to be casual and use formulas, right?"

"Da...Hello everyone, my name is He Bo. I come from a city in Ganyue Province. Our specialty is..."

He Bo, the first boy to step onto the stage, got stuck when he said this, with an awkward look on his face. Emperor Yun was a little confused and said to the side, "What is the specialty?"

He Bo was about to cry, "I don't know what our specialty is! Does the Celestial Master count? Our most famous one is the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain..."

Specialty: Tianshi...

Well, being rich in heavenly masters also means being rich in zombies.

Emperor Yun's face suddenly looked like he was constipated.

He felt that He Bo was messing with him!

Damn it, the first self-introduction is so shocking.

The classroom was filled with laughter.

Su Caiwei, who was at the door, suddenly felt a little cold in her vest.

Although she is a science girl, she is most afraid of this kind of thing.

Although the teaching building was brightly lit at night, it was completely dark outside the balcony.

She felt a little scared and quickly slipped back to the classroom, pretending to be calm and letting He Bo continue.

Emperor Yun, who sat back in his seat, poked Confucius, who was still immersed in 'Fudan Enlightenment' next to him, and lowered his voice, "Did you see that? This is a master."

Although Kong Ziqian was thinking about his own realization, he did not miss the self-introduction on the stage.

He only found it funny, "It's normal to not know the specialties of your hometown. I don't know what specialties ours has either."

They are all top academics who have studied hard for twelve years. They spend most of their time on their studies and don’t realize that this is normal.

However, after his mentality changed, he suddenly discovered that Qing Yun was not that strong after all.

It’s not like they all have two eyes, one nose and one mouth, but Qingyun’s luck is too strong, so Shuzi became famous, so he could be replaced.

Emperor Yun, who was still unaware of Confucius' sudden burst of self-confidence, just smiled when he heard this.

He Bo, who was on the stage, said with an innocent face amidst the laughter of everyone, "Our specialty is really a heavenly master! If any of the female classmates in the class go to Longhu Mountain for a trip, if they are afraid, you can call me and I will If you live at the foot of the mountain, you will be able to form a few seals.

Longhu Mountain is my country's eighth world natural heritage. It is a typical Danxia landform and the birthplace of Taoism in my country. It is worth a visit.

By the way, the "Tianshi Chestnut Roast Chicken" is quite good. I know there is a restaurant on the mountain that is particularly delicious. I can take you there. "

Kong Ziqian's face turned green and red at this moment.

Ok!

These are not really good people!
  They would do whatever it takes to get a priority for mating.

"Lu Yulin is from Ludong Xiandu. I don't have any hobbies. I just like to study. For four years in college, I will focus on studying, because studying makes my girlfriend happy! My girlfriend is happy and my whole family is happy!"

The whole class burst into laughter.

He is worthy of being the King of Volume from Ludong.

Amid the laughter, many girls sighed for no reason.

Lu Yulin's ability to sit here directly affects the lower limit of his future development. The important thing is that compared with a bunch of small potatoes in the class, he is tall and looks very talented.

It's just a pity... After hearing this, the grass already has its owner.

Also.

The truly best group of marriageable men will never end up in college.

The reservation was made during the summer vacation during the college entrance examination at the latest.

However, at this moment, Lu Yulin changed the subject and said with a smile, "I wonder if my future girlfriend is satisfied with my attitude?"

The whole class burst into laughter again, and many boys booed.

Confucius is numb.

good good!
  What a fucking bunch of scheming boys!

Emperor Yun also couldn't stop laughing.

It seems that this class is quite interesting.

It's fun, but frivolous, to introduce myself like this, but it actually means I will be able to avoid the class committee competition behind me.

Of course, he also understood that unlike ten years later and at the beginning of the century, there were very few people in the 985 and 211 universities who were willing to serve as class committee members even in these schools where Qingbei had resumed diplomatic relations.

A boy wearing shorts with leg hair exposed and flip-flops walked up to the podium, "Yu...Yu Yongchao, from southern Guangdong..."

Emperor Yun wanted to frown when he heard this.

It's not that the sweeping monk and academic tyrant's attire makes him uncomfortable, but the accent...

Hearing this made him want to straighten his tongue.

However, there was nothing we could do about it. Universities were spread across the world, and it was like this. His roommate Guo Ke’s “Central Plains Mandarin” was so fast that it was confusing, let alone a “foreign language” like Nanyue, which is a southern language.
  The popularization of Mandarin is very necessary.

Yu Yongchao didn't play tricks. He was a standard social phobic. He stammered the template and completed the self-introduction with difficulty amidst waves of well-meaning encouragement and applause.

There are hundreds of different types of people, but they can be roughly divided into three categories: social fear, social bull, and ordinary.

Looking at the self-introductions of the classmates in front of him, Qing Yun actually enjoyed the atmosphere of the beginning of the century, having seen too much of the past.

After all, the children of later generations would come up and directly talk about "I" and "E", which made Monk Zhanger, a middle-aged man like him, confused.

Intj should be followed by a t, which would best match with something. He even took this test under the guidance of his students.

Turns out to be an ENFJ.

At that time, just as he was intoxicated by the introduction of this personality as a "teaching educator", the student's comment that "this is the most scumbag among the 16 personalities" made him depressed.

It can only make you depressed.

Otherwise, could it be said that ‘you are a good judge of people’?
  It's better to be at the beginning of the century.

We are all astrologists and have a common language.

A tall girl with a confident glow on her face walked up to the podium and said, "Yan Ziyu... My father is a diplomat. Under his influence, I have liked the philosophy of French postmodernist poets since I was a child. The works of Baudelaire..."

Kong Ziqian sighed in his heart, who can tell him who this Baudelaire is...

He discovered that bad men are not that easy to do.

For example, when chasing this girl, he knows the method, but he is a bit unable to do it.

This girl named Yan Ziyu has actually provided the conditions for adaptation.

But do we still need to read this poet and philosopher’s book?
  Kong Ziqian took out a mirror and shook it in his palm. Obviously, not many in this class knew anything about Baudelaire...

"Zhao Dong, I come from Changshan Zhending. Yes, I am the Changshan Zhending Zhao Zilong that you know. I have one more power than my grandpa's grandpa's Nth power grandpa, so my muscles are more developed than him. a little."

Zhao Dong lifted up his sleeves and showed off his biceps.

Emperor Yun nodded, looking a little more muscular than him.

However, these are gym protein powder muscles, which are actually useless. Compared with those obtained through natural exercise, the strength is completely different.

The 'muscular man' who was trained in the gym can't even run 10 minutes for 5 kilometers, and has poor endurance.

However, how do the girls in the audience know the difference?

A girl may be embarrassed and only smile shyly.

But when there are nearly 76 girls among the 50 people in the classroom, the atmosphere is different.

Each one screamed like a nymphomaniac.

Zhao Dong put down his arms and scratched his hair, then his face became serious, "I won the best debater in the National Middle School Debate Competition and the first prize in the National Middle School English Speech Competition..."

Kong Ziqian said, "Do these damn people still want to live?"

Could it be that...the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks in the last row in the university are the real Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks?
  "Hello everyone, my name is Wu Jiangcheng. I can breathe normally..." ˆ ˆ ˆ "My name is... my name is Su Lin..." Of course there are boys who are blushing and shy.

"Zuo Weizhong from Tianjin would like to say hello to all classmates. I have learned three musical instruments and can speak five languages..."

Emperor Yun nodded inwardly when he heard this.

In fact, in college, apart from professional knowledge, perhaps the most useful thing for college students is a talent.

Having a talent that you can show off is a big plus, whether it is the right to choose a spouse in college or the passing of your resume when you enter the society.

Many specific companies recruit fresh graduates, but what they look for most is talent.

Fresh graduates, especially undergraduates, what are their abilities? Don't lie to yourself.

The vast majority of fresh graduates have terrible abilities.

It's all the same in the eyes of companies.

But if you have a talent that happens to hit the company's target...

For example, if you are very good at basketball, but your company's system happens to have been losing basketball games for several years, then you don't have to think about it, it must be you.

Is there a shortage of people like this in Yanhuang?
  lack!
  Definitely missing!
  At an annual party or something, you expect a bunch of fat otakus and otakus to come up and sing and dance?
  Everyone has value in the enterprise.

……

"I...my name is Xingtai, Jizhou...No! No! I'm from Xingtai, Jizhou. My name is...my name is...Guo Ke, Guo Jing's Jing, yes... no, no, Guo Jing's Guo, yes... ……no……"

Amid the laughter in the audience, Guo Ke blushed in embarrassment, which made the girls feel that this [-]-meter-tall sunshine boy had a contrasting cuteness.

"Hmm... It's unfortunate, ah, no, it's an honor..."

The more violent hahahaha made Guo Ke stand there as helpless as Guan Gong, with his eyes nowhere to rest.

"Yuan Shu, this Guo Ke is so fun! Oops, I can't do it anymore..."

A sweet-looking girl was lying facelessly on the table holding her belly, beating the table with a small fist, sharing the happiness of the moment with her best friend.

"Li Muyun! Please pay attention to your image!"

Looking at her high school best friend whose stomach hurt from laughing so hard, Yuan Shu helplessly covered her forehead. Although Guo Ke was indeed funny, he was still a classmate after all. How could others get off the stage by laughing like this?

Of course, more importantly, we didn’t just agree to be aloof goddesses together...

He was so frivolous that the eyes of the boys around him were all wide-eyed.

"I'm... honored to be able to stand on this podium." Although his words were incoherent and his voice became smaller and smaller, Guo Ke still tried his best to speak.

It can be seen that he is conquering his fear.

There was a burst of encouraging applause from the audience.

However, this encouragement seemed to have had the opposite effect. Guo Ke, who had a grateful look on his face, spoke louder, "Thank you, I am honored to show my breasts to everyone..."

The applause stopped abruptly, followed by a burst of wild laughter.

Even though I know this guy is nervous, and even though I know it’s not good to smile like that, but...

The students said that they really couldn’t hold it in any longer.

Li Muyun slumped in his seat and laughed loudly.

Yuan Shu on the side didn't talk about her anymore, and she herself wasn't much better. Her face turned red from holding it back, but she couldn't hold it back. She was lying on the table laughing until her whole body went limp.

Guo Ke on the stage made his counselor stupid.

no……

Is this a roommate carefully selected by the school and sent to Xiaoqing's dormitory?
  "It's not...opening up my new love to everyone...opening up my heart and introducing myself in such a grand way..."

The laughter in the audience stopped at all. Guo Ke on the stage seemed to be risking his life and continued to talk nonsense, "And uh, I came to this International Trade University... er, it is the International Trade College... I am a major in international trade, I don't care Uh, on the street or in the cafeteria, in the library or in our class, girls are all very, very beautiful... Whether it's the strong study atmosphere... or they're wearing very little, uh, no, no, no... I don't mean that..."

Guo Ke on the stage was about to cry, but both the boys and girls in the audience were laughing their heads off. They were all lying on the table, beating the table, and booing everywhere.

Guo Ke, whose face was red, was anxious, "No! No! Listen to me, I don't know what to say when I see a beautiful girl, and I don't want to."

Surprisingly, Guo Ke didn't stutter at all when he said this.

When everyone heard this, they understood.

Especially some mature girls looked at Guo Ke with a hint of meaning.

Guo Ke on the stage gritted his teeth. He stood there, looking towards the middle of the classroom. His whole body was trembling but he stuttered firmly, "I...I saw...Li...Classmate Li Muyun, I became nervous." !”

As soon as these words came out, both men and women expressed their understanding.

Li Muyun can be said to be the most beautiful girl in the class at the moment.

Li Muyun, who was trying to suppress his smile, was stunned when he heard this, and his beautiful face turned red instantly.

"Toad wants to eat!"

"Don't even look in the mirror!"

There were several sarcastic voices in the small group of boys.

Why, with this look, why are you here to order this set?

What a joke! This is the most beautiful girl in the class!
  And it can be seen from the way he is dressed and from the self-introduction he just introduced that his parents are both university teachers and his family background is very good.

So...just dream!
  There was more discussion among the people.

"No, which dormitory does this guy belong to? Do you want to be embarrassed?"

"I don't know, it's not from our dormitory. Hey! Is it yours?"

"No, I don't know. We all share the same dormitory, and there is no one like this."

"Oh~~~~~~Hehehehe" and the girls' ups and downs of "Oh" sounded full of joking and fun.

Remove the lowest score among boys and the highest score among girls.

very good!

very perfect!
  Guo Ke took a deep breath, looked at the ceiling, and then said fluently, "It's not what you think, so my roommate, Qing Yun, Mr. Xiao Qing, said that I must change this problem! He encouraged I say, be bolder and speak more.”

The classroom was suddenly silent.

There was an indescribable charm in the eyes of the girls.

"Sorry! Um...Classmate Li Muyun, I know it's rude to do this, but looking at you, I really can't introduce myself. Please allow me not to look at you for the time being..."

Guo Ke's words made all the boys curse MMP in their hearts.

It's not a confession, but it's better than a confession.

Li Muyun, who was blushing, lowered his head and rubbed the corners of his clothes with his hands, feeling confused.

Why was my love confessed on the first day of school...

He must be confessing his love, right?
  But he didn't say it clearly.

Li Muyun secretly raised his eyes to look at Guo Ke, then quickly lowered his head.

Yuan Shu covered her forehead and said she couldn't see anything.

"Guo Ke, the three-year student union president of Hengshui Middle School, was recommended to Fudan University. He once represented Chinese youth groups and went to the United Nations to participate in the Future Leaders Roundtable and gave a keynote speech on sustainable development at the conference. On March 3 this year The Central Education Channel News also featured me..."

The classroom was silent again.

Only the girls’ shining eyes were left.

……

“The nine-year compulsory education slipped through the net;

National level one athlete;

First place in Shabak City Debate Competition;
  Permanent director of Late Bedtime Association;

Famous alcohol container in Fujian Province;
  Famous film and television audience;

Daydream National Championship;
  National first-level retreat drum performance master;

Master of procrastination, genius of compromise, elite of salted fish, legend of dealing with;
  Late-night snack takeout taster;
  There must be a president of the Small Animal Association every time;
  Artist who returns home early and wakes up early;
  ‘It Doesn’t Matter’ Lifetime Achievement Award;

Exclusive spokesperson for ‘Let’s Talk’;
  The strongest king of hair loss after staying up late;
  Single seed players based on their strength;

First place in the sleeping contest in 6 dormitories in 666 buildings;
  China’s famous double standards;

My name is Kong Ziqian!
  Of course, I don’t mind if you call me Confucius. "

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(End of this chapter)