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Chapter 295 I want to give birth to a monkey for Sister Yan!

Chapter 295 I want to give birth to a monkey for Sister Yan!

"That's because she's older than me! Several years older than me!"

Li Zhimeng snorted angrily, "I'm still young, so I don't have to worry about that kind of thing."

Hearing this, Wang Ge's eyes moved down uncontrollably, then quickly shifted his gaze, coughed and said, "Actually, he's not too young..."

"You bastard! Don't think I didn't see it!"

Li Zhimeng was furious and turned around to complain to Gu Panyan, "Sister Yan——"

"Hey, don't, don't, don't."

Wang Ge hurriedly grabbed her and clasped his hands together, "I was wrong, Heroine, please spare my life."

Li Zhimeng snorted and pointed to the box on the ground, "Hurry and help me put the equipment in place."

"I'm coming."

……

There were three beauties and a handsome guy, three making pancakes and one singing. In addition, Li Zhimeng sang well, and the pancakes made by Chen Yanxi were also very fragrant, so naturally many tourists gathered around.

Fortunately, they chose a relatively remote corner location in the scenic area, so it would not hinder other tourists from visiting the scenic spot, otherwise they might have been driven away by the staff of the scenic area.

Li Zhimeng is indeed a social master. He showed no stage fright in the face of dozens of people watching. He held the microphone and said with a smile:

"Everyone is welcome to listen to the song. I hope everyone will be quiet and don't make any noise. Those who are rich will support themselves, and those who have no money will support themselves. Thank you all! If you are hungry, you can buy pancakes and fruits. They make pancakes and fruits over there. The beauty is a Michelin five-star chef, and it’s super delicious!”

There was a broken bowl in front of her, and there was a WeChat payment code next to the bowl, which was quite professional.

There was also an endless stream of customers buying pancakes and fruits from Chen Yanxi's side, but because there was only one pot for making pancakes, they could only be made one by one, so the work was very slow. Wang Ge and Gu Panyan wanted to help, but they were powerless.

However, the customers were not dissatisfied. Although the weather was a bit hot, they could still listen to music.

Many customers will curiously ask them what their relationship is. To this, Wang Ge will answer seriously: "We are a family."

After further questioning, Wang Ge didn't answer, leaving only an enigmatic smile.

A few customers would point to Li Zhimeng next to them and ask, "Is she also a member of your family?"

Then Wang Ge would nod and say seriously, "She is our child. She just turned eighteen this year."

Don't tell me, some people actually believed it and asked Wang Ge how old he was with a surprised look on his face.

Then there would be the sound of good-natured laughter from other customers.

At noon, Li Zhimeng was tired of singing and ran to the stall to take a break.

Gu Panyan handed her a ready-made pancake fruit. She was not polite and took it over to eat.

While eating, she looked at the long queue in front of the pancake stall and said proudly, "Look, I've attracted so many customers for you guys, am I great?"

"Shit, this is obviously because the pancakes made by Xixi are delicious."

Wang Ge looked disdainful, "Rebellion against Tiangang."

"Nonsense, it's obviously because I sing well."

Li Zhimeng said unconvinced, "If you don't believe me, let's find someone to ask."

Wang Ge was not convinced and immediately said: "Let's go and ask!"

Gu Panyan was a little speechless towards these two people, but he didn't stop them.

Then he turned his head and stared at a sneaky guy in the crowd with a playful expression.

At this time, Li Zhimeng stopped a bald man who looked to be nearly thirty years old and asked sincerely: "Brother, let me ask you a question. Are you here because you want to hear me sing?" From here?”

"Nonsense, brother must have come here because he wanted to eat pancakes!"

Wang Ge said firmly.

"Don't say anything, let me speak for myself."

"Okay, brother, tell me, why did you come here?"

Under the expectant gazes of Wang Ge and Li Zhimeng, the bald man in his thirties scratched the back of his head and said with an embarrassed look, "I came to see the beauty..."

Wang Ge: "..."

Li Zhimeng: "..." "Brother, actually sometimes, we don't need to be so sincere..."

"Yes, yes, be hypocritical, it will be good for everyone."

"Oh oh."

The eldest brother is now learning and putting it to use, saying, "I just wandered here blindly."

"Good good."

Wang Ge and Li Zhimeng were about to ask others when they found that Gu Panyan suddenly walked out from behind the pancake stall, walked straight into the crowd, and came to a short man.

"What are you doing?"

The short man looked confused.

"It has long been obvious that you are not a good person."

Gu Panyan let out a 'hehe', "Are you going to hand it over yourself, or should I search it out from you?"

"what are you talking about?"

The man is obviously a habitual criminal and has a very good psychological quality.

"what's the situation?"

"What happened? Did he steal something?"

Seeing the excitement, other customers also came over and asked curiously.

"She framed me for no reason and accused me of stealing!"

The short man actually complained first. He looked at the customers who were watching and said with an innocent face, "I'm just hungry and want to buy some pancakes and fruit to eat. I have been waiting in line honestly and did not jump in line." , she came over to accuse me of stealing things for no reason, everyone, I was wronged!"

His acting skills are quite good, and his words are so sincere that they seem real.

"Hey, brother, this scene looks so familiar."

Li Zhimeng tugged on Wang Ge's clothes and spoke in a low voice, "An idol drama I watched seemed to have this plot. The heroine catches a thief. The thief is very good at acting and refuses to admit it. As a result, the onlookers don't believe the heroine. The heroine With so many people looking at her, the Lord explained in a panic, but few people believed her and almost burst into tears."

She stretched out her hand and gestured with joy, "Then the male protagonist descended from the sky at this time, saving the beauty and winning the favor of the female protagonist... Brother, it's time for you to appear, come on!"

Wang Ge was speechless: "Let's not talk about whether the onlookers in reality will be as stupid as in idol dramas. Just say, do you think your sister Yan is the kind of person who will cry when no one believes in her? person?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Panyan looked like "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you, you don't deserve to hear it" and reached out to grab the short man.

There are many ways to solve the problem, and she chose the simplest and crudest one.

The short man chuckled secretly. Despite his short appearance, he actually went to the gym frequently and was the kind of person who strips off his clothes and shows off his body. This little girl dared to do something to him. She was really ungrateful.

But he is a smart man and would never do anything with a girl while so many people are watching.

So he just dodged back, and after he had passed, he stood on the moral high ground and accused the other person of beating him.

He believed that with this small combo, even if the opponent was a beautiful girl, many onlookers would support him.

However, the ideal is very full and the reality is very skinny. There was a problem in the first step of his plan - he failed to avoid Gu Panyan's seemingly powerless hand.

Before he could figure out the situation, he was knocked to the ground by Gu Panyan.

"you……"

He glared at Gu Panyan angrily, and just as he was about to raise his head, he was stepped down by the girl.

"The level is too poor."

Under the stunned gaze of the onlookers, Gu Panyan stepped on his head, bent down and took out a wallet from his pocket.

He casually handed his wallet to the stunned aunt next to him, turned around and returned to the pancake stall. He didn't say a word the whole time, leaving only a handsome back to the audience.

The onlookers were immediately stunned by the handsomeness.

The young girls had stars in their eyes, as if they were going to call their husbands in the next second.

Li Zhimeng was similar: "Wow, sister Yan is so handsome, 10,000 times better than the heroine of an idol drama. I want to give birth to a monkey for Sister Yan..."

(End of this chapter)

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