Starting from the pursuit of talented girls

Chapter 186 My... Uh, Buttocks
"What, what is this, I want to see my lawyer!"

Wang Ge yelled loudly.

Gu Panyan carried him on his shoulders, and said angrily, "It's raining so heavily, and if you don't speak, no one will recognize you."

"Even if no one recognizes me, I will die easily."

Wang Ge chattered and said, "When the time comes, they will take a picture of me and post it on the school's confession wall. No one in my family would know what they said. I met a boy who was a frail girl on a rainy day. When he left, the girls' shoes were soaked, and this scumbag was still indifferent...

Maybe there will be unscrupulous media and marketing accounts, in order to get traffic, make a video of the two of us and post it online, so as to provoke confrontation between men and women, then we are sinners! "

"There are so many videos that provoke gender antagonism, we are not bad."

Gu Panyan said indifferently.

"But in this way, I will definitely be scolded. I have a glass heart and can't stand it."

"Haven't you been scolded by me a lot?"

"Being scolded by you is different from being scolded by others!"

Wang Ge speaks eloquently.

"What's the difference?"

"When others scold me, I will be angry and sad, but when you scold me, I will only be excited..."

What kind of perverted speech... Gu Panyan slapped his butt angrily: "Shut up."

Wang Ge said "Oh" and was silent for two seconds, then suddenly asked: "How does it feel?"

Gu Panyan didn't understand for a while: "What kind of feeling?"

"My... uh, buttocks."

Gu Panyan:?

She sneered, "Why, did you stuff silicone inside?"

After finishing speaking, she stretched out her hand and rubbed Wang Ge's buttocks twice, gave a 'tsk' sound, and said in disgust: "It doesn't feel very good, next time put more on it."

"hiss……"

Wang Ge gasped, opened his mouth and shouted, "You're playing hooligans, everyone, come and take a look, help, someone is robbing a good woman and man."

Gu Panyan didn't even bother to talk to him.

There were not many people in the heavy rain. Even if there were people, they were in a hurry. They wanted to go back to the dormitory quickly. When they heard his yelling, they would take a look at him at most. No one would mind their own business.

Wang Ge thought for a second, then changed his lines and shouted: "Shocked! The department flower of the School of Psychology and the grassroots of Changchuan University did such a thing in the heavy rain!"

Gu Panyan: "..."

"You can't even be judged as a school grass, where did the title of this school grass come from?"

"I'm self-proclaimed." Wang Ge said as a matter of course.

Changchuan University did not select any school flowers and grasses, but selected department flowers and department grasses on the official account. Gu Panyan was too lazy to participate in such boring selection activities, but Wang Ge was very interested in it. Signed up for her enthusiastically.

Afterwards, it was natural to easily win the honorary title of tie flower with a huge advantage in the number of votes.

There are even many people who privately rate Gu Panyan as the school beauty, thinking that other department flowers are not as good-looking as her, but this is after all in private, so it is naturally not counted.

And because Wang Ge didn't go to class all the year round, the selectors didn't even realize that there was such a person as Wang Ge in the School of Economics and Management. He himself was busy with the company's affairs, so he forgot to sign up, and he didn't even have the chance to be selected.

Of course, with his looks, if he participated in the selection, it would be easy to get a grass.

"Be honest, hold your umbrella properly, and I will throw you out if you talk nonsense again."

Gu Panyan said unhappily.

"……Oh."

Wang Ge calmed down.

After a few seconds, he asked again: "Yanbao, are you tired?"

"Tired, exhausted."

Gu Panyan said casually.

She walked steadily, without taking a breath, clearly looking very relaxed.

So Wang Ge didn't believe it at all, and stretched out his hand to pinch her arm, "You have such thin arms and legs, how can you have such great strength?"

Before Gu Panyan could answer, he said to himself again: "No, it's not that you are strong, it's that I'm thinner and have a good figure. Well, it's really me."

Gu Panyan didn't bother to talk to him.

Wang Ge didn't mess around anymore, stretched out his hands to play with Gu Pan's long black hair, and hummed casually: "Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, I will hug you~"

But after only one sentence, he seemed to think of something, and he stopped.

"Why don't you sing?"

Gu Panyan asked.

"I forgot the words."

Wang Ge said with some embarrassment.

In fact, no words were forgotten.

It's just because he suddenly remembered that he sang this song to Chen Yanxi a few days ago.

So he changed the song and sang:

"The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that hide from the rain with you~"

……

Gu Panyan's footsteps were not slow, Wang Ge had already reached the dormitory floor after singing two songs.

Downstairs in the men's dormitory, several boys who had just come back from the heavy rain looked in shock at Gu Panyan who was gradually approaching the dormitory with Wang Ge on his shoulders.

It is relatively common for a man to carry a woman, or a man to hug a woman, but a woman carrying a man... They have never seen such a situation.

In particular, Gu Panyan still has a beautiful face that is naturally charming, and his figure is not strong, but rather slender, which is even more explosive.

How should I put it, I was both surprised and envious.

And when they noticed Gu Panyan's completely soaked shoes and socks, the envy and jealousy in their hearts were beyond words.

He could only scold Wang Ge angrily in his heart: He really deserves to die!
——They didn't notice that Wang Ge's shoes and socks were also wet.

Wang Ge didn't care about other people's eyes. After Gu Panyan put him down, he handed the umbrella to Gu Panyan and helped her tidy her hair.

Along the way just now, he has been grabbing Gu Panyan's hair and rubbing it messily. The neat and beautiful hair was messed up by him, and now he wants to make up for it.

"Okay, don't mess with it, it's getting messy."

Gu Panyan gave him a disgusted look, shook his head slightly, and kept his hair out of Wang Ge's clutches.

Wang Ge has no experience in this area, and it is true that the more tidying up, the more chaotic.

He withdrew his hand, scratching his head a little embarrassedly.

"Go back, I'm leaving."

Gu Panyan didn't say anything more, turned around, opened the umbrella, and stepped into the rain again.

"Goodbye Tobacco."

The girl held an umbrella, kept walking, and just waved her hands.

As she gradually walked away, the rain curtain blurred her back.

Wang Ge turned around and entered the dormitory building, and walked into the elevator. The boy next to him in the elevator asked curiously: "Hey, buddy, where did you find your girlfriend? Where is she from?"

He was really envious, and wanted to find a girlfriend like this.

Wang Ge blinked, and started talking nonsense again: "Don't ask me, I don't know."

"Dude, don't tease me, your girlfriend, don't you know?"

"I really do not know."

Wang Ge spread his hands, "I have a very serious split personality. She is my attending doctor. That day, I only remember that I fell asleep. When I woke up, she was already my girlfriend."

The boy had question marks all over his face: "...Huh?"

The elevator arrived at the floor where Wang Ge's bedroom was located. He patted the buddy on the shoulder and said, "She is an angel sent by heaven to heal me. If you want to meet your own angel, I recommend you to stay in a mental hospital for a few days. .”

"If you go to a mental hospital, can you find such a good girlfriend?" the boy murmured.

"That's right." Wang Ge nodded seriously, "After you live in a mental hospital until you become insane, you can naturally imagine an angelic girlfriend out of thin air."

Insanity... out of thin air imagination... The boy finally realized that he was being tricked, but at this time, Wang Ge had already left the elevator laughing.

(End of this chapter)