In the extraordinary world, I can only travel to the world of women

Chapter 268 Everyone is very happy

"Please come inside, please come inside!"

"Today is a happy day, the owner of the village is dead!"

"Ahahaha, we are all happy! Come in and have a drink!"

"Please please please!"

"Fifth brother, are you here too?"

"Brother, why can't you have a drink on your big day?"

"Hahahaha the owner is dead!"

"Come on, I'll treat you to this meal. I won't come back until you're drunk!"

At the entrance of the restaurant, the guests are enjoying themselves.

Even though they were not very familiar with each other, many people in the world smiled and said to each other, "Hahahahaha, the owner is dead," and then went upstairs to drink together arm in arm.

This scene.

Looking at Pan Pingping, her eyes are round!

Pan Pingping poked Fang Xing secretly.

"You're right, I don't know you well enough."

"How did you offend so many people?"

Fang Xing had a dark face.

Pointing to his lips, he didn't want to speak.

"Ah, the numbing effects of the medicine haven't worn off yet, so you can't speak now?"

Pan Pingping said apologetically:

"It seems I accidentally used a little too much."

But looking at Fang Xing's dark face, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The two of them walked to the door of the restaurant, and the waiter hurriedly greeted them and extended their hand to invite:
"Fuck you two upstairs!"

"Sir, what's going on with you?!"

The waiter pointed at Fang Xing and said to Pan Pingping:
"Xia Xia, this person next to you, why don't you go take a look first?"

"The poisonous gas is all over my face."

"My whole body is black, it's so dark that I can't even see my appearance!"

"We are a restaurant, not a medical center. It's useless for you to give us this!"

Pan Pingping smiled and waved her hands:
"It's okay, Xiaodu, it doesn't matter."

"He can't die."

"By the way, prepare something for me."

The waiter looked at the dark-faced Fang Xing and his mind twitched:
"Prepare the coffin?"

“Prepare some braised chicken pancakes with soy sauce to eat on the road later!”

After Pan Pingping finished speaking, she looked at Fang Xing, whose face was getting darker and darker, and laughed again.

Wait upstairs.

The two of them found a special corner to sit down.

One is to avoid being disturbed, and the other is to avoid scaring others.

The two took their seats.

Pan Pingping said secretly:
"Master, would you like to order?"

"It should be almost relieved now, right?"

Fang Xing had a dark face, coughed twice, and said in a strange voice:

"Whatever, my mouth is still numb, so I probably can't taste it."

This is on the second floor. There are about twenty square tables set up, and they are almost full.

Many people in the world were laughing and raising glasses to each other.

What he talks about is basically the things he did in those years.

Of course, what they say may be true or false.

What Fang Xing mainly wanted to hear was why everyone said he was dead.

And Pan Pingping heard all about what the original person had done.

The dish was served halfway.

Pan Pingping asked with a shocked look:
"You really didn't even let Teacher Emei off back then!?"

"You even went to Mount Emei and broke into the Golden Summit Hall to woo you?!"

Fang Xing coughed lightly:
"Don't listen to their nonsense!"

"That time I got along well with the senior sister, one of the third generation disciples of Emei, for a while, and then I talked with Lin Jianxiao, one of the second generation disciples of Baiyunjian."

"At that time, I was tied up by my teacher and thrown into the Golden Summit Hall of Emei!"

"It's not a courtship, it's because my two ex-girlfriends begged me for mercy, and the teacher just let me go."

Pan Pingping:…………

"You are really... a scumbag!" Two more dishes were served.

Pan Pingping looked at Fang Xing in shock again.

Fang Xing:? ? ?
"What did you hear again?"

Pan Pingping lowered her voice and asked:
"You also went to the Holy Fire Cult Holy Land, which never accepts outsiders?"

"Almost became the next leader??"

Fang Xing recalled it a little in his mind.

Immediately fell into contemplation.

Pan Pingping looked at Fang Xing's dark face with curiosity, wanting to hear Fang Xing's explanation.

"Actually, this matter was an accident."

"At that time, I was traveling around the world and met a woman who was still charming. Her martial arts skills were very high, not like the Central Plains style."

"So, I came up and... had a chat."

"She said that her younger brother was going to become the head of the family, so she came to the Central Plains to contact her family friends."

"I just took her to play for a while..."

"I don't know whether she is the former saint of the Holy Fire Cult or the biological mother of the next leader of the Holy Fire Cult..."

"She wanted to invite me to visit her home."

"You also know that my pure love doesn't have so many tricks."

"So I went."

"It turned out that she went to the Holy Land and she said she wanted to get married a second time."

"I ran away."

"Oh, no wonder her brother, the leader of the Holy Fire Cult, came all the way to the Central Plains to beat me, and as soon as he got started, he directly used the Holy Fire Cult's non-divine magic to kill me."

"Fortunately, the saintess told me part of his untransmitted magical skills, otherwise I would have died on the spot."

Pan Pingping:………………

"Master, please tell the truth."

"How on earth did you survive all these years?"

If a person is a scum.

Everyone is willing to scold him.

If a person is a scumbag to the extreme.

Let alone scolding him to death, beating him to death would be normal.

But what if a person is not only a scum, but also seeks death, and repeatedly commits suicide and never dies?

Then he has become a legend among the scum.

Even if everyone scolds him.

In fact, I admire him very much.

This is the way Pan Pingping looks at Fang Xing now.

The eyes full of contempt contained a little bit of admiration.

The dishes are ready.

Fang Xing ate the pie in silence, while Pan Pingping scanned the whole place with gleaming eyes, ears raised high, listening carefully to the gossip around her.

In the process of chatting with so many people,

Fang Xing finally learned why news of his death spread.

After he was seriously injured, the men who followed him left without waiting for him for too long.

After they left, they went straight to Quanwuzhuang.

When we got back to Zhuangzi, we started grabbing things!

He also shouted that the owner of the village was dead, and ran to a little girl to ask her to see a doctor.

The little girl's medical skills didn't look very good, and the owner of the village refused to let others follow him after entering.

They waited from day to night, but the little doctor didn't say a word. It was probably that the owner of the village had already burped, and the little doctor didn't dare to come out to see anyone.

Quanwuzhuang no longer has an owner.

Let’s all disperse and divide our luggage!
The story spread quickly.

But since Fang Xing's body was not seen, no one was sure, so they just said so, and not many people started celebrating.

until a few days ago.

Quanwuzhuang announced that the old owner of the village was dead and that three direct disciples were now in charge of Quanwuzhuang. The village had been closed for three years to observe filial piety.

Only then did everyone become convinced,

The owner of Quanwu Village is really pissed off!
After all, the disciples below are all starting to compete for the next village leader!

Since then.

There was joy and laughter in the arena.

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(End of this chapter)