Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 87 Such a Big Immortal Wants to Take Us as Little Brothers?

Zhou Du rolled up his sleeves.

Get out of the way, I'm going to pretend.

"Ugh!"

Zhou Du sighed, "Back then the world fought against the infected!"

system:"……"

"The Heavenly Court and the Underworld sent all their troops, just to protect the peace of the Three Realms!"

"But in the final battle, all the gods and gods died in battle!"

"My heroic spirit is immortal, and after a long period of recuperation, I'm out again!"

"Now, the heavens are withered and the underworld is broken."

"The world is in chaos!"

"I was born to reshape reincarnation and restore the Three Realms to a bright future!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Don't ask me about that battle... I don't want to talk about it!"

Mainly, I don't even know about it.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "..."

I always feel like he's pretending.

"I am the Son of Heaven of Beiyin, Emperor Fengdu!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "I have seen the three worlds with my eyes, and decided to find a few people to assist me and help me reshape the cycle of heaven and earth together!"

"So, here I come!"

"Yan Chixia, Xiahou swordsman..."

"Follow me!"

"Be my little brother!"

Zhou Du's face was sincere.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "..."

Yan Chixia has seen demons and ghosts before, so she knows a little about myths and legends.

But Xiahou swordsman had never seen any monsters, so naturally he didn't believe it at all.

"Do not believe?"

Zhou Du turned his head and asked.

Yan Chixia and Swordsman Xiahou shook their heads frantically.

Zhou Du: "..."

Is it because my ability to fool has declined?

People believed what I said before!

Zhou Du took a step forward and grabbed Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia from left to right.

The power within the body instantly imprisoned the two of them.

He grabbed the two of them, flew straight into the sky, and flew towards the sky.

"Let me tell you a joke..."

"Someone once ascended and flew out of the earth 0..."

"Then died of hypoxia!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Swordsman Xiahou and Yan Chixia: "????"

Fuck, don't fly, we believe it!

Swordsman Xiahou saw flying for the first time, and he believed it completely.

But Yan Chixia thought more.

If you want to fly, you have to fly with Yujian!
But this person actually flies in the air?

Zhou Du dragged the two of them to change directions and flew towards the direction of the cherry blossoms.

After a while, it has come to the top of the cherry blossoms.

He took a deep breath, and then slapped it down.

With a bang, the ground cracked, and the roar resounded through the world.

It was as if the whole world was shaking.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: Damn it!
Impressed!

"Believe it?"

Zhou Du said gently, "If you don't believe me, I will destroy the world and show you!"

"If the world is destroyed, I will reshape reincarnation and don't care about ordinary people's affairs!"

Zhou Du grinned, "Do you believe it?"

"I believe it, I believe it!"

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman shouted hastily.

A single disagreement with this shit will directly destroy the world?

Zhou Du grabbed the two of them and turned them into a ray of light, and then returned to Lanruo Temple.

Plop twice...

Swordsman Xiahou and Yan Chixia's legs went limp, and they sat directly on the ground.

Emperor Fengdu?

Is he really Emperor Fengdu?

The two looked at each other, both seeing endless horror.

The heavens collapsed and the underworld was destroyed...

The two worlds of heaven and earth fought against the infected?
What is an infected person?

"If you shouldn't ask, ask less..."

"I just saw that the two of you are upright, so I plan to take you under my command!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "How about it, be my little brother? Otherwise..."

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "..."

You are such a big fairy, you still threaten us?

we……

"Meet the Emperor!"

The two stood up and bowed to salute.

Zhou Du smiled openly, like a chrysanthemum.

"very good!"

Zhou Du took out Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao and handed it to Swordsman Xiahou, "You are very extraordinary in martial arts, but... you still have to cultivate immortality!"

"Come on, this Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao was created by Wudang Zhang Sanfeng!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

There's no way, they don't know who Patriarch Qingye is...

I had no choice but to fool them, it was created by Zhang Sanfeng.

after all……

Zhang Sanfeng is so famous among the heavens and worlds!
Swordsman Xiahou's eyes widened.

Is this created by Zhang Zhenren?
"Thank you the Great for bestowing the law!"

Swordsman Xiahou was extremely excited.

Yan Chixia also looked at Zhou Du eagerly.

"Hey, Yan Chixia, you have your own cultivation skills, don't look at me!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Yan Chixia: "..."

Is it my fault that I know Shushan Yujianshu?
Great Emperor, I also want you to grant me the Dharma!

"I came here, on the one hand, to meet you, and on the other hand, to have fun, and kill some trash along the way!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "The Black Mountain old demon occupies the City of Death..."

"And now he wants to marry, and the person he wants to marry is a female ghost here, named Nie Xiaoqian!"

"Reshaping reincarnation is not something that happens overnight..."

"So, I came out to play."

A smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Du's mouth.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "???"

Why does it feel like Emperor Fengdu's smile is so obscene?

"Is there really a ghost here?"

Swordsman Xiahou let out a breath, "I've never seen it before, but I want to open my eyes tonight."

"Stay there, tonight is my performance time!"

"I'm more funny, don't be scared when the time comes."

Zhou Du smiled gently.

Swordsman Xiahou and Yan Chixia: "???"

"Okay, the night is too cold, let's go in and talk first!"

Zhou Du dragged the two of them into Lanruo Temple.

Yan Chixia: "..."

This Lanruo Temple is my territory.

Great Emperor, you look familiar, are you really okay?
Entering Lanruo Temple, Zhou Du took out some things.

Swordsman Xiahou and Yan Chixia looked calm.

Isn't it just taking food out of nothing.

He is Emperor Fengdu, isn't this a small trick?
Zhou Du began to continue to flicker, what a bright world, what reshaping reincarnation!

For the sake of common people, we have to kill a future.

Etc., etc……

The two were fooled and couldn't find Bei.

"Old Yan, I won't fight with you in the future!"

Swordsman Xiahou was a little drunk, "We need to do something more meaningful!"

"Old Xia, you are right!"

Yan Chixia chuckled, "Let's follow the emperor, we must keep the righteousness and ward off evil spirits!"

"Excuse me, is there anyone here?"

A crisp voice came.

Zhou Du: "???"

Why would he come?
He was mentioned by me, the account book is not wet, he should have received the account!
Why is Mao still coming?

The gears of the plot, who will lubricate you.

As for?
"It's you?"

Swordsman Xiahou was a little surprised when he saw Ning Caichen coming in.

"Is it you?"

Ning Caichen said excitedly, "It's great, I can meet acquaintances in the wilderness..."

"No, what are you doing here?"

Yan Chixia snorted coldly, "You scholar, how dare you come to stay here?"

"Why not?"

Ning Caichen asked in surprise.

"There's a ghost here!"

Yan Chixia snorted coldly.

"Zibuyu is strange and confused!" Ning Caichen said.

"I told you, you don't understand the central thought of Lao Kong!"

Zhou Du smiled gently.

"Zibuyu's strange power means..."

"Confucius didn't speak, and he beat you crazy with strange force!"

Zhou Du appeared behind Ning Caichen in an instant.

Ning Caichen: "???"

"boom!"

Zhou Du slapped Ning Caichen unconscious!
Yan Chixia and the two: (O_o)??
(End of this chapter)