Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 75 Tell a joke, the water god king is going to be drowned by water...

Xiao Sanxiao looked at Zhou Du with an aggrieved face.

You just think about my blood all day long.

"One drop, one drop!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Give me some!"

Xiao Sanxiao let out a breath, and carefully squeezed out a drop of blood from his finger.

Zhou Du: "..."

He stretched out his hand to grab it, inspired by his spiritual power, the drop of blood was almost invisible to the naked eye at last...

I can only feel a little bit of pure energy.

Zhou Du casually threw it into his mouth.

"System, does this count as completing the task?" Zhou Du asked with some embarrassment.

"Ding, forget it..." The system was silent for a while, and then responded.

Zhou Du: "Tongzi, you are too kind to me!"

System: "Ding, Tong Zi pampers you... Rewards are issued!"

Zhou Du stretched himself.

It's too clear to reach the sixth heaven.

Killing Jue Wushen, the fifth heaven of Taiqing Realm.

After drinking the blood essence of the black tortoise, the sixth heaven of Taiqing Realm.

"Smile three times, thank you, you are useless, you can go!"

Zhou Duyi waved his hand.

Smile three times: "..."

You just throw it away when you're done using it.

"I don't know where Shenlong Island is, but Xu Fu knows, so I want to take him with me!"

"Otherwise, if I greedily poured my phoenix blood on him, I would have killed him long ago!"

Zhou Du looked at Xu Fu and snorted coldly, "Take me to Shenlong Island, understand?"

Xu Fu nodded tremblingly, "Yes, Your Majesty!"

"Then am I here to recharge?"

Nameless pointed to his nose and asked helplessly.

The three in front of me are not human!

"You are a martial arts myth, with your long face!"

"Besides, I can't have to do everything myself, can I?"

"Some small garbage, you can solve it without a name!"

Zhou Du smiled.

After all, no one knows how strong you are Wuming!

A person would say that Wuming only has a few percent of his success power left, that's it... If it was in its heyday...

But no one has ever seen how strong you were in your heyday!

Playing the erhu with full blood, the whole picture of the wave of residual blood!
nameless:"……"

All right, you won't be ashamed to be a thug for the First Emperor!

"Where is Shenlong Island, the old man also knows."

"However, it is enough for His Majesty to have Xu Fu lead the way."

Xiao Sanxiao said casually, "Your Majesty, the old man is leaving!"

Laugh three times and leave!

Zhou Du grabbed Xiao Sanxiao's arm, "You know?"

"Yes, I know!" Xiao San smiled and nodded.

Zhou Du: "..."

He suddenly turned around to look at Xu Fu, and smiled softly.

Xu Fu: "???"

Zhou Du shot out suddenly, grabbed Xu Fu's neck, and directly pressed him to the ground.

"Then you, Xu Fu, are useless at all!"

Grabbing with his left hand, the Cang Lei Sword appeared and pierced directly through Xu Fu's chest!

The divine stone appeared on the right hand, increasing the combat power by twenty times, and directly smashed Xu Fu's head.

Xu Fu: "..."

Damn, isn't it a bit sloppy?
nameless:"……"

Come on, I wanted to destroy the corpse before.

Now my ancestor is really extinct.

Zhou Du pulled out the Cang Lei Sword, and his spiritual power directly forced the blood out of Xu Fu's whole body.

The aura is running, evaporating all the ordinary blood and turning it into nothingness.

In the end, only about two hundred milliliters of golden blood remained.

Phoenix essence and blood!

"System, I swallowed this blood essence, can you reward me with something else?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

system:"……"

"Ding, drink a drop and drink a cup, the reward is the same..."

"You rely on the system, not blood!"

The system said speechlessly, "Throw this thing away!"

Zhou Du: This system is even worse than me.

I can sell things that I don't need, and give them to others.

However, you let me just throw it away.

Zhou Du suddenly turned his head and grabbed Wuming.

nameless:"????"

Zhou Du poured the phoenix blood essence into Wuming's mouth.

Nameless: Damn it!
It hurts me too!

Your Majesty, what are you doing?

I don't want the blood essence of the phoenix, I don't want to live forever...

I just want to live, grow old, get sick and die normally!

Nameless cried.

He promised his wife Xiaoyu that he would live a good life.

Therefore, he will not intentionally seek death, and will live strong.

Wuming wants to live this life happily, and when he sees his wife after death, he can proudly tell her that he has done what he promised her.

but now……

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I live forever...

If I don't deliberately seek death, how can I live to the end of my life?
Your Majesty, you are making it impossible for me to find Xiaoyu.

Your Majesty, I don't want to live forever!
Smile three times: "???"

Are you so against Changsheng?

Old man, I have lived for a long time before I feel that everything is boring.

And you haven't experienced longevity, so why don't you want to live forever?

"All right!"

Zhou Du withdrew his hand, "Wu Ming, let you live forever, thank you!"

nameless:"……"

If you were not the first emperor, I would directly thank you eight generations of ancestors!
"Let's go, Dragon Slayer!"

Zhou Du snapped his fingers.

Xiao Sanxiao and Wuming looked at each other.

Come on, let us be your thugs.

With the boat provided by Wenlong, under the guidance of Xiao Sanxiao...

The three of them headed towards Shenlong Island all the way.

Time flies...

"Tell everyone a joke!"

"Water God King is about to be drowned!"

Zhou Du stood on the deck, looked at the sea, and said like a spring breeze.

Xiao Sanxiao and Wuming: "..."

How do you know he belongs to the Water God King?

All I saw was a person lying face down on the surface of the water.

He has tattoos on his body, and there are some strange fish floating beside him.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and grabbed the man, and threw him on the deck.

The stomach is still rising and falling slightly, not dead yet, but breathing is also weak.

"Save people!"

Zhou Du said.

Wuming squatted down hastily, and slapped the Water God King's stomach with his palm, and began to heal with internal force.

Zhou Du watched quietly.

As for why he knew he was the Water God King...

Because he is almost exactly the same as the water god king in the comics.

Therefore, Zhou Du could recognize at a glance that this was the Water God King.

However, the water god king was almost drowned? ?

This joke is a bit cold.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Accompanied by the surge of unknown internal force, the Water God King spurted out a mouthful of water, accompanied by a mouthful of black blood.

Panting violently, he sat up, "Run!"

"Run what?"

Zhou Du asked quietly.

Except for Huo Qilin, the plot of every place has changed.

"You are……"

The Water God King came back to his senses and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you three for saving me, I want to go back!"

"Say it clearly before going back!"

Zhou Du pushed the Water God King on the deck, "What happened? Maybe we can help you!"

"Can't help!"

"No one in this world can help us!"

The water god king shook his head, "The ancestor of the water god has long been invincible!"

"Ancestor of the water god?"

Zhou Du suddenly became interested.

"Is that the ancestor of the water god who defeated the invincible opponents of the water god island more than 100 years ago?"

Zhou Du asked.

The Water God King sighed and nodded.

"It's the one who was resurrected with the Fire Lin Sword, defeated Duanlang with one move, and boasted that he wanted to kill Di Shitian..."

"In the end, the ancestor of the water god whose arm was broken by Di Shitian's move, and then swallowed by the evil dragon?"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Water God King: "????"

Did what you said happen?

(End of this chapter)