Noisy, unscrupulous system

Zhou Du stared blankly ahead.

All I saw was a man wearing black and white clothes, a gold belt around his waist, and a handsome face.

Wearing purple gourd pendants on her ears.

"This is episode No. 12 of the second season!"

"The task this time is..."

He spoke with a smile, his voice seemed to have an accent.

Zhou Du recognized this person at a glance.

This special meow is definitely Little King Kong!

This is a world of [-] bad jokes!
Then Little King Kong clicked on the task panel.

“The ancestor of mankind, the male and the female, did not get along well due to their incompatible personalities, so they never had any reproductive activities!”

"Please ease their tension and let them have a smooth pa~~"

"Human history can begin!"

Xiao Jingang looked at the task panel and turned his head slightly, "This... I'm not the neighborhood committee aunt!"

"help!"

Suddenly, a clear voice came.

I saw only a green-haired girl, covered in white clothes. Under her slender jade neck, a piece of suxiong like white jade was half-covered.

The plain waist is tied, but there is no grip.

A pair of slender, well-proportioned legs were running away like crazy.

Bumpy!

Little King Kong looked sideways.

Behind the girl was a group of...

There is nothing that can be described, he is smiling.

Don't run...

"Is this the ancestral daughter? Is cosplay already popular in this era?"

"Monster, stop causing trouble!"

Little King Kong appeared in front of that lump in an instant.

"Samadhi is really hot!"

He opened his mouth and spit out a ball of flame, which was directly burned to dregs.

"Oh, it seems like it's a bit too much!"

Little King Kong smiled slightly.

"Thank you brave man for coming to the rescue. My little girl is very grateful!"

The ancestral daughter said happily.

"Are you the ancestral daughter? I heard that you don't get along well with the ancestral male!"

Little King Kong said, "Where's the Ancestor Man?"

"That's it!"

The ancestral daughter pointed to the pile that was burned to dregs.

Little King Kong's eyes widened.

Is that the ancestor man?

[The history of mankind ended just as it began, and thus, a hundred thousand cold jokes came to an end. 】

The voice-over suddenly sounded.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

When the world watches TV, it just wants to laugh.

But in this world, I always feel like I want to go crazy.

"It's all over!"

Little King Kong smashed the voice-over into pieces.

He suddenly became solemn and scratched his head, "What should I do, what should I do?"

"Let Nuwa create another one? But Nuwa is not on earth right now. When she comes back, the first daughter will be dead!"

Little King Kong frowned.

"Jingle Bell……"

Little King Kong took out his mobile phone, and what was displayed on the interface was the king of the mountain, my bride.

"Hey, lady!"

Little King Kong turned around and started talking on the phone.

Zhou Du: "..."

Damn, the signal is really good!
Also, I am standing here as a big living person.

You and the ancestral daughter, can you look at me?
Or am I not supposed to appear in this scene in the first place, so you all ignore me?

"Well, lady, that's the way it is, don't you mind?"

"Okay, hang up!"

Xiao Jingang hung up the phone, and a white light flashed behind him, and a person appeared.

He has short blond hair and wears a purple jacket.

With a hint of rebellious expression, he said, "So, why did you bring me to this place? Stinky dad!"

"I'll introduce you to a partner!" Little King Kong said gently.

"Hey, you, a big shot who saves the world, actually have time to introduce me to someone?"

Xiao Gang’s son, Xiao Gang, sneered, “Tell me, what do you want me to do?”

Xiao Jingang coughed and said, "I took on a mission this time to ensure that the first ancestor daughter and the first ancestor male were successfully combined. Something happened and the first ancestor boy was killed by me!"

Little King Kong said briefly.

Xiao Gang: "..."

"I do not want!"

Xiaogang snorted coldly, "You can just do it yourself when it comes to saving the world!"

"But, I have your mother!" Little King Kong said doubtfully.

"The key is not this!"

Xiaogang was angry. "Every time, save the world, save the world, save the world..."

"Ever since you were little, you have been saving the world!"

"You don't know anything at all!"

Xiao Gang roared angrily, "When I was a kid, they all laughed at me because I was a child without a father!"

"Dad, look, I ran No.1!"

"Next time, dad is busy!"

"Dad, look, I won a prize!"

"Next time, dad is busy!"

"dad……"

"Next time, dad is busy!"

"I haven't said anything yet..."

A picture appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

"What kind of dad are you?"

Xiao Gang roared angrily, "You haven't cared about me since you were a child, but when you grew up, you came to me for this stupid reason and made me do this!"

"Okay, I understand, I'm sorry, dad didn't expect..."

Little King Kong sighed.

and so……

He turned to look at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du: "..."

So, did you finally notice me?
"Brother King Kong, you haven't left yet?"

The ancestral daughter ran over jumping, "Look at my new hairstyle!"

Xiao Gang's eye sockets suddenly widened.

A line of nosebleeds flowed out.

He directly gave a thumbs up.

"Dad, you are truly the best dad in the world!"

"Daddy, I love you, Daddy!"

Xiao Gang smiled.

"Don't say daddy so many times, it's so disgusting!" Little King Kong rolled his eyes.

The voice-over suddenly sounded.

[In this way, Little King Kong saved the earth again. 】

Zhou Du: "..."

So, what am I doing here?
A living person like me is not worthy of you taking a look?

"Tongzi, what about the mission?"

Zhou Du turned around silently, squatted at his feet, and began to draw circles to communicate with the system.

"Ding, no mission, no reward!"

The system said, "I just want you to take a look at the world."

Zhou Du: "????"

A world without quests?

"gone!"

Little King Kong waved his hand, and then suddenly pulled down a light curtain.

With a swipe of your hand, the light curtain rotates...

Little King Kong disappeared.

Zhou Du: "..."

Hey hey hey, if it were another world...

Just need a change of background, right?

What is the background of this horse-riding world?

It must be in ancient times, right?

A middle-aged man, who looked about 40 years old, walked casually on the street with a long sword stuck in his waist.

"Tsk tsk, I'm about to become a god!"

"As for Nezha Naohai, let's do it...it's time to change his body anyway!"

The middle-aged man scratched his head and smiled slightly, "After Zha'er reshaped his body, Master Tai Er added two more papayas to him!"

"Ever since, Zhaer's body has completely changed!"

"Hey hey hey!"

The middle-aged man smiled obscenely.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

This is……

"Tongzi, is this Li Jing?"

Zhou Du scratched his head, "I always feel something is wrong!"

"Is it a transmigrator?"

Zhou Du asked curiously.

"Ding, yes, time traveler!"

The system responded, “Any questions?”

Zhou Du: "..."

How can there be no problem?
That Li Jing who was 100% beaten with bare hands...

Is it a time traveler?
"Ding, it's just a matter of time and space. Time travel and rebirth are commonplace. What's more, this is a bad joke!"

"Is there any problem with traveling through time?"

"Besides... have you traveled through Li Jing's world?"

"This world is very chaotic~~" (End of this chapter)