Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 50 The acting skills are blunt, the movements are exaggerated, and the eyebrows are winking, it's not as good as in the TV series...

The female ghost looked at Zhou Du in bewilderment.

Where do you say grabbing?
"Routines, all routines!"

Zhou Du smiled gently, folded his arms around his chest, "Come on, let me see how he fucks you!"

Female ghost: "..."

"Besides, he's molesting you!"

"First of all, it's fine if you don't catch the murderer, and you don't take off your clothes..."

"Just hugging you like this, what kind of indecent is this?"

"I also said you two were flirting!"

Zhou Du blinked his big eyes, spread his hands, and looked innocent.

The female ghost tilted her head slightly and blinked.

Got it, got it!

The female ghost directly controlled the transformed person, and then tore off the coat.

The hand of the illusory person grabbed the murderer of the female ghost!
There was a piercing sound, and the female ghost's clothes were torn a little more.

Female ghost: "Look, he has already made a move, hurry up and save me!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Are you fooling the devil?
Lao Tzu is just a person, so you should at least fool him, right?
"help!"

The female ghost shouted excitedly, "Can you stop just watching?"

"Pooh!"

Zhou Du said proudly, "They say he molested you, but why don't you take off your pants?"

"I took off my trousers while riding a horse, so you let me see this?"

Zhou Du looked at the scenery and smiled softly.

Female ghost: "..."

I just want to sleep with you, why is it so troublesome?
"Ugh!"

"I have seen countless action movies of Sakura, you are too bad..."

"You have to remember, you are selling meat, you have to sell it thoroughly!"

"Look at you, the acting skills are blunt, the movements are exaggerated, and the eyebrows are winking."

"It's not as good as the acting in TV dramas!"

Zhou Du stretched out his middle finger with a look of disdain.

If it weren't for your hard work in distributing benefits at night, and my double-standard personality of being lenient to myself and strict with others...

I stabbed you to death long ago!
The female ghost is angry!

I just want to sleep with you, forget it...

Hero save the beauty!
Dong Xiaoyu stopped pretending and sneered, the man behind her turned into a leaf.

"Sir~~~Mr.~~~"

"Come on, be happy~~"

Dong Xiaoyu's voice was long and ethereal, carrying a charming charm.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, his eyes became blank, and walked towards Dong Xiaoyu.

Dong Xiaoyu looked at Zhou Du with a smile, "Tonight, the slave family belongs to the master... Sir, please don't feel sorry for the slave family."

"it is good!"

Zhou Du's eyes regained clarity, and he nodded slightly.

Dong Xiaoyu: "???"

Zhou Du rolled up his sleeves directly, and said with a smile, "You said it, then I will beat you out of your wits!"

Dong Xiaoyu's face turned pale, and she scolded coquettishly, "Are you kidding me?"

"Didn't you see that I am a Taoist priest?"

"You still came up to seduce me!"

"Do you have a brain? Oh, by the way, you are a ghost, you have lost your mind."

Zhou Du sneered.

"Damn!"

Dong Xiaoyu let out a roar, and her long hair fluttered like thousands of steel needles.

"Shaoyang Sword Qi!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth indifferently, and a ray of sword energy emerged from his body, like the rising sun and the scorching sun.

The Shaoyang sword qi of the Qingyun sect's seven veins sword qi!

The female ghost screamed, her long hair melted quickly, and she staggered back, looking at Zhou Du in horror.

"what is this?"

Dong Xiaoyu shouted in horror.

Zhou Du shrugged, the female ghost of Mr. Zombie is the same as the female ghost of A Chinese Ghost Story.

They are all real!

Otherwise, when Qiu Sheng and Ning Caichen were playing, wouldn't they just be pissing off the atmosphere?

Ghosts know why ghosts have entities.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pointed at the sky, "Excalibur's True Art of Controlling Thunder!"

Above the sky, thunder raged.

Zhou Du didn't pull Lei Ting down, he said calmly, "Tell me, why did you kill the mayor?"

Dong Xiaoyu huddled into a ball, "Mayor?"

"Daozhang, I didn't mean to!"

"I don't want to kill people either, someone forced me to do it!"

Dong Xiaoyu said hurriedly, afraid that Zhou Du would be struck by a thunderbolt.

"Tell me and listen!"

Zhou Du said softly.

"It's a man named Daoist Shi."

"If I don't kill the mayor, he will kill me!"

Dong Xiaoyu said tremblingly.

Zhou Du scratched his head, Daoist Shi?

Isn't that Mr. Feng Shui?
Mr. Fengshui saw that Qian's eyes were wide open, and the mayor of the town gave him a guarantee, and Mr. Ren bought the Fengshui acupuncture point.

All these things are closely related to Mr. Feng Shui.

Or, that Mr. Feng Shui is Daoist Shi?
Why when I heard these three words, I thought of Uncle Jiu's big brother Shi Jian?

"What else did he ask you to do?"

Zhou Du asked.

"He also made me confuse that guy named Qiusheng!"

Dong Xiaoyu said pitifully, "Master Daoist, I was wrong!"

Zhou Du thought carefully.

The original plot confuses Qiu Sheng, I thought you two were true love.

So it was controlled by someone?
Zombies, female ghosts, Daoist Shi...

Now I feel more and more that it is Shi Jian, Uncle Jiu's elder brother.

Suddenly, Zhou Du felt a gust of wind blowing.

I saw Dong Xiaoyu's leaf transforming into a human form, holding a big stone and throwing it at her head!
Zhou Du does not dodge or evade!

With a bang, the stone was directly blasted into pieces.

Female ghost: "..."

It's over, is this guy's head so hard?
"Give you a chance, you are useless!"

Zhou Du didn't hesitate any more, he directly pointed to the sword, and cut out with one sword.

Shaoyang Sword Qi!

"what!"

Dong Xiaoyu screamed, her body turned into a black line, and then disappeared between the sky and the earth.

"Qiu Sheng, your female ghost friend is gone."

Zhou Du smiled, and continued walking towards Ren's house.

At first I thought Dong Xiaoyu was a white moonlight, but...

Also a bad guy.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for upgrading to the third heaven of the Upper Clear Realm."

"Also, the host hasn't read Mr. Zombie's original novel, has he?"

The system popped up suddenly and said.

Zhou Du felt the increase in strength and was a little confused.

Mr. Zombie and novels?

"Ding, the novel written by the screenwriter himself, you were not born at that time, so naturally you haven't read it!"

said the system.

Zhou Du: "..."

I really didn't know Mr. Zombie had a novel.

"Ding, after reading the original novel, you don't need to worry about it!"

"Dong Xiaoyu originally planned to have fun with Qiusheng for half a month, and then kill Qiusheng, but was beaten to death by Uncle Jiu's gossip mirror."

"Mr. Ren turned into a zombie because Mr. Feng Shui did it on purpose."

"The final open ending... Uncle Nine has a guilty conscience and he may not be able to remove the zombie poison. In the end, he almost turned into a zombie."

said the system.

Zhou Du: Get out!

How could Uncle Jiu become a zombie?

System, don't you mess with my Dao heart!

This is movie world!

Zhou Du snorted softly, and strolled towards Renjiazhuang.

In the Yizhuang at this time.

Ninth Uncle sat upright, rolled up his sleeves, and the coffin where Mrs. Ren was placed was beating wildly.

"You two scoundrels, you are not reliable at all!"

Uncle Jiu hid in the dark and watched quietly.

boom!
The shaking of the coffin suddenly stopped, and then the bottom of the coffin exploded!
Zombies are out!

The sharp fangs flickered at the corners of Old Master Ren's mouth, and when he appeared, he raised his head to the sky and roared angrily.

Uncle Jiu's complexion changed, and he keenly found a ray of light in the zombie's eyes.

Uncle Jiu froze in place.

A guy who just became a zombie actually has a hint of intelligence?
This zombie is artificially refined!
Mr. Feng Shui!

(End of this chapter)