Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 453 Zhou Du clone: ​​Looking at the treasure of Sanqing, Tathagata, you dare to touch me?
Zhou Du finished reading the memory of the evil corpse.

He pouted, "Okay, let's go!"

Zhou Du directly communicated with the avatar, "Let's go!"

Zhou Du's avatar was arranging for Sun Wukong and others to set up camp when he suddenly froze.

"Okay, okay, don't do it!"

Zhou Du's avatar screamed, "Let's go, let's go up to Lingshan!"

Monkey King and others: "????"

Are you kidding me?
You just said that you have to set up camp, but you are going to go up the mountain again?
You don't torment us, you feel uncomfortable, don't you?

"Go up the mountain!"

Zhou Du's avatar led the crowd directly up the mountain.

The evil corpse turned into a puff of black air, flew over again, and merged into Zhou Du's body.

"Golden cicada?"

Before Ling Yundu, the receptionist scratched his head, "Didn't you just..."

"Well, I didn't want to go up the mountain just now, but now I suddenly want to go up the mountain!"

Zhou Du clone smiled.

Receiver: "..."

"In that case, please go to Lingyun Ferry!"

The receptionist spoke solemnly.

As long as you go to Lingyundu...

Since then, there has been no more Tang Seng, only Jin Chanzi!

"Oh!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly, "After going up, am I still me?"

The receptionist froze in place, "You, you..."

"I thought, I should die, right?"

Zhou Du clone said with a smile, "Since then, Tang Sanzang has become the past, and only Jin Chanzi remains."

Tang Seng: "..."

real or fake?

Don't fool me!
Receiver: "..."

"Well, it's impossible, who are you listening to nonsense!"

The receptionist hurriedly said with a smile.

Zhou Du clone punched out.

Pick up people, pawn!
"I really thought I didn't know!"

Zhou Du clone smiled, "Go, continue!"

They crossed Lingyundu and walked towards Lingshan.

Tang Seng fell silent.

Am I really going to die?

Stepping into Lingyundu, all that is left is Jin Chanzi, without me, Tang Xuanzang?
In the Lingshan treasure hall.

Tathagata grabbed the clothes on Avalokitesvara's chest.

"Guanyin, is this horse riding something you arranged?"

"What did you arrange for riding a horse?"

"It's only been a few days?"

"The Buddhist scriptures have all arrived at Lingshan Mountain!"

Tathagata grabbed Guanyin and crackled and smoked wildly.

I let your pilgrim arrive!

To Nima!

How long has it been since you went looking for Buddhist scriptures?
The person who learned the scriptures asked me how long I would need the scriptures?
How did the Buddhist scriptures arrive so quickly!
Guanyin: o(╥﹏╥)o
World Honored One, you really can’t blame me for this!
You don't know who is behind them!
Sanqing saints, and...

Infinite Daoist!

what can i do

I can only betray!
You hit it!
You're almost dead anyway.

Dead man, I don't care about you.

"Um, Buddha, what are you doing?"

Zhou Du clone walked in with everyone.

Everyone in Lingshan: "..."

Tathagata coughed and put down Avalokitesvara.

"It's nothing, Guanyin has gotten a little fat recently!"

"I help her lose weight!"

Tathagata said with a gentle face, and threw Avalokitesvara onto her seat.

Zhou Du clone: ​​"..."

You are obviously beating her up.

You know, she is a person of the main body.

You are disrespecting the body!

"Buddha!"

Zhou Du clone said with a smile, "I'm here."

Tathagata: "When you come, you will come, but, why did you come so soon?"

Zhou Du's avatar yawned and said, "The road to the west is one hundred and eight thousand miles!"

"I'm done!"

"After leaving, it will come naturally!"

Zhou Du clone laughed.

Tathagata: "..."

You are talking nonsense, a hammer!
Have you finished your journey of one hundred and eight thousand miles?
"You have to take one step at a time!"

Tathagata spoke coldly.

Zhou Du's avatar: "You can quickly pull it down!"

Everyone in Lingshan: "..."

Zhou Du clone shook his head.

One step at a time...

Even if it is Tang Seng in the original plot, let me ask you, has he made every step?
Tang Seng always rides a horse, okay?

The one walking is the little white dragon.

Still one step at a time, I bah!

When did Tang Seng take one step at a time?

"Okay, the Buddha will not say anything."

"I'm here today, mainly to give you something."

Zhou Du clone said gently.

"Send what?"

Tathagata was a little confused.

"A funeral for you!"

Zhou Du clone laughed!
Tathagata: "..."

Everyone in Lingshan: "..."

Funeral?

Jin Chanzi, what do you want to do?
You are flying away!

Tathagata immediately became angry and shouted, "Jin Chanzi, what are you talking about?"

"Believe it or not, I will erase your memory and let you reincarnate again!"

A trace of murderous intent flashed across Tathagata's eyes.

Before you were reincarnated, you were at odds with my Dharma.

After reincarnation, how dare you speak to me like that?
Zhou Du's avatar picked out his ears, "Let me ask you a few things..."

"The Buddha said that all living beings are equal...why do you need to kneel down to worship my Buddha all your life?"

Zhou Du clone spoke indifferently.

Tathagata frowned, "Ordinary people are ignorant, if they are not superior, how can we make them believe in Buddhism?"

"The Buddha said that compassion is in the heart, why..."

"Will you die?"

Zhou Du's avatar snorted coldly, "In the troubled times, how many monks go out to save the world, is this compassion?"

Tathagata said coldly, "Jin Chanzi, do you want to debate Buddhism with me?"

"It's still the same sentence, mortals are ignorant!"

"If we practice Buddhism, if we don't practice in seclusion, wouldn't we be fooled by ordinary people?"

Tathagata shouted angrily, "Jin Chanzi, that's enough!"

"not enough!"

Zhou Du's avatar spoke sharply, "The Buddha said that sweeping the ground may hurt the lives of ants, but the monk invaded the fields of the people and disregarded the life and death of the people. Is this your mercy?"

"Buddha said that fame and fortune are floating clouds...then why are all the Buddhist statues made of gold!?"

"As for the Daoist Sanqing, it only needs to be molded with clay?"

"For your faith, you deliberately set up monsters on the way, and how many mortal lives have you hurt?"

Zhou Du's avatar stared at Tathagata, and shouted word by word, "Is this the compassion of Buddhism?"

"Tathagata, tell me..."

"Buddha, is it compassion?"

Zhou Du clone shouted coldly, "Tell me!"

On the Lingshan Mountain, all the Buddhas lost their voices in shock and looked at each other.

Tathagata exhaled, then smiled.

"Understood……"

Tathagata shook his head, "It seems that your memory will be erased and you will be reincarnated!"

"You dare to touch me?"

Zhou Du clone said word by word, "Tathagata, you dare to touch me?"

Everyone in Lingshan: "..."

Why don't you dare to touch you?

We don't hinder Westward Journey, but just erase your memory and go all over again.

Zhou Du clone stretched out his hand to Sun Wukong.

"Come, come!"

"In front of Tai Chi Tu, say it again!"

"Tathagata, do you dare to touch me?"

Zhou Du's avatar spoke proudly, unruly.

Tathagata suddenly widened his eyes.

Everyone in Lingshan was also stunned.

What the hell?

Why is the Tai Chi diagram in his hand?
Could it be that Laozi Taiqing participated in Journey to the West?
What did he do?
"Come come come..."

Zhou Du's avatar stretched out his hand again, and Sun Wukong quickly took out the Pangu banner.

"Say it again to Pan Gu Banan..."

"Tathagata, do you dare to touch me?"

The corner of Zhou Du's avatar's mouth twitched.

Tathagata: "????"

I am Nima!
"Come, come, say it to the Four Swords of Zhu Xian..."

"The Tathagata..."

"Do you dare to move me?"

(End of this chapter)