Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 414 Zhu Gangman: There's no such thing as love at first sight, it's all because of sex!

"Meet Sanqing!"

Guanyin knelt down.

She was about to cry, why did Sanqing come out?
Didn't it mean that a sage cannot walk among the three realms and six realms?

Maybe……

Avatar, must be avatar!

However, I'm also afraid of my avatar!

Is it possible that I will not go to Chaos in the sky all my life?

"You don't need to see me!"

Yuan Tianzun sneered, "What are you doing here?"

Guanyin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

What can I say...

Am I being controlled?

"That, Master."

Guanyin just spoke...

With a bang, Yuan Tianzun kicked Guanyin out.

"Get out, who is your master!"

"You traitor, you trash!"

Yuan Tianzun snorted coldly, "I really want to kill you!"

Guanyin: "..."

"The three of us are ordered by the teacher to come down for a stroll!"

Taiqing Laozi said indifferently, "What are you doing here?"

Guanyin: "????"

What the hell!

By order of Taoist ancestor?
Did you really come down?

With a plop, Guanyin knelt down again.

This is the real body, the real body!

The sage was imprisoned in chaos outside the sky, but now Sanqing was ordered to come down...

What the hell is going on here?

"what?"

Tong Tian looked at Guanyin with great interest, "Your soul has been tampered with... this is..."

"This is the breath of the infinite Taoist master!"

Yuan Tianzun's eyes lit up.

Taiqing Laozi also looked at Guanyin.

Yuan Yuan took a deep breath, "That's all!"

"Since it's the master's plan, let's just watch from the sidelines!"

"Cihang, you deserve it!"

Yuan Tianzun laughed.

Guanyin: "..."

The breath of the immeasurable Taoist master?
Infinite Daoist? ?
What the hell!

The person who beat me up, took away a wisp of my essence, and then planted a strange breath in my soul...

Is it the immeasurable Taoist master?
He wants to interfere with the path of learning scriptures?
Guanyin is numb.

She felt that she found a sweet and powerful power!

Journey to the West is God's destiny, and the West is destined to prosper...

No one dares to interfere with this matter...

Except for the immeasurable Taoist master!

As long as he doesn't destroy the prehistoric world, he can do whatever he wants!
How could it be the infinite Taoist master?

Ruined……

The two saints of the West...you are finished.

If he wants to make the West unhappy, God will definitely not care about him!

Avalokitesvara knelt in the sky, "Teacher, can I return to teaching?"

"Are you out of your mind?"

Yuan Yuan Tianzun sneered, "What do you think?"

Guanyin: I don't think it is possible!

Original: Then you ask a der!

Guanyin: "..."

"The three of us came down, although we were ordered, but the teacher said, hide your body and don't be seen by others!"

Taiqing Laozi said gently.

Guanyin looked dull.

Hide your figure?

You are hiding a fart!

Just stand upright in the sky like this, okay?

"So, we, Sanqing, have thought of a way!"

"It's too much effort to hide your figure!"

"You only need to hide from the detection of Zhunti and Jieying, and the rest don't care..."

"Because saints are immortal!"

"And others will die!"

Taiqing Laozi laughed, "As long as we kill everyone who sees us, this can be regarded as hiding our figure!"

Guanyin's body trembled wildly.

This is Nima's method?

This method is so awesome!

It's all too clear...

This horse riding is omnipotent!
You are trying to kill people!
"Sage of Sanqing, you can't kill me!"

Avalokitesvara said hurriedly, "I am now controlled by the Infinite Daoist...I am his pawn! You can't kill me, absolutely not!"

Sanqing looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

This Avalokitesvara's brain is still quite good.

Come on, I won't kill you!
Don't worry.

but……

Based on the relationship between the three of us and the Taoist...

When he has had enough fun, he asks you to come over and let us play again, it's not a big problem.

When the time comes, Cihang, you still have the means to die!
Sanqing turned to look at Gao Laozhuang.

Guanyin: "..."

You also come to learn the scriptures?

Oh, right……

The relationship between you Sanqing and the Taoist master should not be too good.

The Taoist master is back, it's normal for you to see.

As for you who came here under orders, nine out of ten are Dao Patriarch and he also knows that Dao Master has returned.

Ugh……

Why did I lose my mind and devote myself to Western education?
Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave.

Pig just sits on the ground, gnawing dog meat.

"This is the meat of the Xiaotian dog, this is the meat of the Xiaotian dog..."

The pig just whispered.

Ugh!
The pig just let out a sigh.

I think back then, when I was drunk and molested Chang'e, Erlang God caught me.

Well, it's a play, but so what?
When peony flowers die, it is also romantic to be a ghost.

He was beaten up by the Jade Emperor and thrown into the mortal world.

This is a play discussed by the Jade Emperor and the Patriarch, but...

I'm still not too happy!

Why did you cast a pig fetus by mistake?

It's okay to change to another tire!

Even if it is not human...

Even if it is reincarnated into a dog, it is not a big problem!
Bah, you can't be reincarnated into a dog.

Wouldn't it be the same as the Xiaotian dog...

Since he was born, he was about to kill his brothers, sisters and mother.

As for why they killed them, it was because he was Marshal Canopy.

They have cause and effect with themselves.

With this touch of cause and effect, they can be reborn as human beings in the future.

Therefore, I should send them to the underworld as soon as possible!
Don't let them suffer in the world.

Escape from the pigsty by yourself and start practicing again...

Using pig fetuses to practice Taoism...

As a result, the cultivator became obsessed.

The special meow has become the appearance of a pig's head.

I don't know if the personality of the previous life has affected the present, or the nature of the pig body has influenced the past...

I am getting more and more lustful.

According to the agreement back then, I came to Mount Fuling.

Just wait for the arrival of the pilgrims.

On the way, I chatted with Guanyin for a few words.

In fact, Guanyin also knows that Laozhu is an undercover agent.

An undercover agent sent by the heavenly court and the patriarch to share the merits of the scriptures.

But what about knowing?
West they have to act like this.

In the past few years in Fuling Mountain, I have lived a comfortable life.

The second sister of the egg fell in love with her and became a husband-in-law.

(It doesn’t matter if it’s the second sister Mao or the second sister Egg... the ghost knows what Wu Chengen wrote back then, so I will use the second sister Egg here.)
In the midst of women's sex, he is at ease, and his small life is extremely comfortable.

However, Second Sister Egg became obsessed with practicing exercises, and I didn't even have time to save her.

Ugh……

The first woman in this life, no, banshee, just like that.

I stayed in Fuling Mountain for too long, and I planned to go out for a stroll, and then I ran into the matter of Gao Laozhuang.

You see, bandits want to rob.

As the serious heirs of Taoism, we naturally have to go out to fight against injustices.

Turning himself into a big man with a strong heart, he beat the bandits away with three punches and two kicks.

I still remember that moment...

Gao Cuilan regards herself as a hero in her heart!

Looking at the weak Gao Cuilan who was about to talk, she thought of Chang'e back then.

Chang'e...

In all likelihood, the Jade Emperor will arrange for Yang Jian.

After all, they are family.

Looking at Gao Cuilan, I was tempted...

Well, let's be honest...

But any pretty girl...

Old pigs will be tempted!

After all, where is love at first sight...

They are all riding horses for sex!

(End of this chapter)