Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 403 Guanyin: I haven't watched it for a few days, why did Jin Chanzi come to the palace?
The Dragon King of Jinghe looked at Zhou Du in bewilderment.

monk?

A young monk?
Jinghe Dragon King smiled.

The faucet he held in his hand smiled sinisterly.

"Li Shimin, you still find monks to suppress me?"

"Ha ha!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe picked up his head, put it on the head, and pressed the head on.

"What can a group of wild monks do to me?"

Jinghe Dragon King spoke proudly.

With a plop, the head fell off again.

Zhou Du and Li Er: "..."

If the head falls off, don't put it up.

If you put it back and forth, you have to drop it!
The Dragon King of Jinghe groped, picked up the head, and put it back on.

He grinned, the corners of his mouth crooked, "I am the Dragon King, I am..."

"Damn, he's going to crook his mouth!"

"Quick, tear his mouth apart!"

Zhou Du rushed forward with a whoosh, and grabbed the Jinghe Dragon King's mouth...

Chill...

It was directly torn in half by his mouth.

Jinghe Dragon King: "..."

Li Er: "..."

"Why, do you still want to be a veritable crooked mouth dragon king?"

Zhou Du smiled.

Jinghe Dragon King: "..."

What is the Crooked Mouth Dragon King?
What are you going to do?

Zhou Du slapped the Dragon King Jinghe's head with a slap, and slapped him sixty times.

The body of the Dragon King of Jinghe rushed up with his teeth and claws, and was kicked out by Zhou Du.

His soul began to tremble, as if it was about to collapse!

"Are you satisfied?"

Zhou Dushen opened his mouth.

"Impressed!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe readily confessed.

"No, are you being cowardly?"

"What about the arrogance of your dragon clan?"

"Where is the backbone of your dragon clan?"

"Jinghe Dragon King, show off your majesty as a Dragon King!"

Zhou Du said gently, "I still like your rebellious appearance, can you recover?"

Jinghe Dragon King: "..."

"Fuck off!"

Zhou Du casually threw the Jinghe Dragon King's head out.

The Dragon King of Jinghe hastily caught his head.

"I'm wronged!"

Jinghe Dragon King cried.

"Wrong with a hammer!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "You changed the rain points, right?"

Jinghe Dragon King nodded, his head dropped.

"Is it you who committed the rule of heaven?"

Zhou Du said again.

The Dragon King of Jinghe just put his head up, nodded, and then fell down again.

"Then you wronged a hammer!"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "I'll dig a hole for you, and if you say you'll jump, you'll jump!"

"Why, have you been wronged?"

Zhou Du sneered.

Jinghe Dragon King was stunned.

After he became a ghost, he always wanted to seek revenge from Li Shimin.

But now it seems...

Li Shimin actually didn't owe him anything!

"It's the Buddhist sect who is plotting against you. If you have the ability, go to Lingshan and ask them to settle the score!"

"The guy who bullies the soft and fears the hard!"

Zhou Du sneered.

Jinghe Dragon King was stunned.

Fomen calculated me?

Find them to settle accounts?
I don't want to die!

I……

"I understand!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe seemed to have aged a lot, "I'm going down to reincarnate!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

He can't say that Lingshan will be destroyed in the future.

So, Jinghe Dragon King, let's go...

I will avenge you in the future.

The Dragon King of Jinghe bowed to Zhou Duyi and disappeared.

"Why do you say that Buddhism plotted against him?"

Tang Seng screamed in his mind.

"You do not understand……"

Zhou Du said to Tang Seng, "I will tell you slowly on the way to learn from the scriptures in the future!"

"What's more, did you feel lonely when you read Journey to the West?"

Zhou Du cut off the contact with Tang Seng and looked at Li Shimin.

Your Majesty Li Er!
Jinghe Dragon King sent you off.

Come on, let's talk about your daughter!
"Come on, Li Er, let's continue to discuss the conditions!"

Zhou Du looked at Li Er.

Li Er's face twitched.

The Dragon King of Jinghe has settled everything, so let's talk about the condition of the hammer!

"Li Er!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand, and the aura condensed and turned into a long sword.

Li Er: "..."

What do you want to do?

Did you put the sword on my neck because I refused to agree?
However, this person may really be the second disciple of Xitian Tathagata.

Otherwise, why would the Dragon King of Jinghe act like a grandson.

Zhou Du shook his sword.

Li Er was about to cry, "What exactly do you want?"

"Let's talk about your daughter!"

Zhou Du laughed, "I call you father-in-law, but you call me Lao Zhou?"

Li Er: "..."

Zhou Du was grinning.

Anyway, just tease Tang Taizong.

Tang Monk went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures for a total of 14 years.

This is not history.

After all, if it really took 14 years, Li Er would have died by the time Tang Seng came back.

"Why are you so cowardly?"

Zhou Du picked up the long sword casually and began to cut his nails.

"I just cut my nails, why are you so afraid?"

Zhou Du laughed.

Li Er: "..."

Do you dare to say that you were not threatening me just now?

"Bring it!"

Zhou Du held out his hand.

"What do you want?"

Li Er was stunned.

"I feel that the world is sinking, and all living beings are in a sea of ​​suffering!"

"Swim and swim in the sea of ​​bitterness, until you reach your head and cry."

"So, in order to save the world..."

"I decided to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

Zhou Du smiled lightly.

Tang Seng: "..."

Learn from the west?

Depend on!
Sub-personality, your uncle!

I don't want to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, I don't want to go!

"So, customs clearance document!"

"Prepare me another golden ten thousand taels!"

"I plan to travel a hundred and eight thousand miles to visit the Great Leiyin Temple in the Western Heaven!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Li Er: "..."

Are you going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?
"no problem!"

Li Eryi patted his chest, "For the common people, you have to travel thousands of miles..."

"You are a good person!"

Li Er threw a good person card over, "I will prepare a customs clearance certificate for you!"

"By the way, I'll give you another [-] troops..."

"Let Yuchi Gong go on the road with you!"

"We feed war with war!"

"Fight all the way to the west!"

Li Er spoke solemnly.

Zhou Du: "????"

I rode a horse to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but you ended up going to war?
But don't say it, it's also a good thing.

Laozi led an army of one hundred thousand and fought all the way to the west.

Seems like a good idea too.

Above the sky...

A pink and white lotus platform, on which a woman sits.

She holds a white porcelain vase in her hand, and there are two willow branches in it.

Guanyin!

She looked down bewilderedly.

what's the situation?
This seat just went to have a few words with Monkey King.

Then I will come to Datang to prepare for the matter of learning Buddhist scriptures from the West.

In the end, Jin Chanzi was not found.

After finding Jin Chanzi, it turned out that he was in the palace.

and……

He was talking to Li Shimin about going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?

What the hell?

My wife hasn't started making arrangements yet?

Jin Chanzi, why are you going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?
In the end what happened?
Must go down and see!

With a whoosh, Guanyin instantly entered the hall!
Li Er: Damn it!
Li Er hurriedly stood up, bowed to Guanyin, "Meet the Bodhisattva!"

"Hello there!"

Zhou Du was a little surprised, why did Guanyin come?

Lao Tzu moved so fast, it shouldn't be time for Guanyin to appear on the stage, right?

I also thought that Guanyin would not come until I was on my way.

After coming, Guanyin's expression of grabbing blind should be very nice.

Why did you come so early?

Don't you turn into an old monk and come out to fool me?
Tang Seng: This is Guanyin Bodhisattva!
It's a Bodhisattva!

Sub-personality, please respect me.

Guanyin: "..."

Hello God riding horse!

Jin Chanzi, are you a little drifting?
I am a Bodhisattva!

(End of this chapter)