Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 338 Taishang Laojun: Look, aliens, look at the flying saucer, look... Tathagata!
Monkey King shook his head, "May I ask Yang Jian Yang Erlang, what are you thinking?"

"There is also the Jade Emperor, come here..."

"Let's talk about what you don't have!"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows.

"Look, alien!"

When Yang Jian was about to speak, Taishang Laojun pointed to the sky.

Yang Jian subconsciously turned his head.

Zhou Du and the others also subconsciously turned their heads.

After Yang Jian turned his head, the next second he felt bad...

really……

boom!
Diamond cut hit him on the head.

Yang Jian staggered and almost fainted...

The Jade Emperor kicked Yang Jian out, and then pulled out the three-pointed two-edged spear.

"Grandma's bear, dare to poke my waist?"

The Jade Emperor grabbed the three-pointed and two-edged spear, and stabbed at Yang Jian!

when!
The Golden Cudgel stopped it!

"Quack, interesting, interesting!"

Sun Wukong leaned on a golden cudgel and laughed wildly.

"Old gentleman, aliens are aliens...you are all aliens!"

"500 years ago, you deceived Lao Sun like this and smashed Lao Sun's head with a diamond!"

"500 years later, you smashed Yang Jian's head again!"

"Can you change the way of deceiving?"

Sun Wukong laughed and pulled Yang Jian up.

Yang Jian stretched out his hand to grab it, and the three-pointed and two-edged gun fell into his hand.

The Jade Emperor clutched his waist and gnawed on a flat peach, "Sun Wukong, this is my family's business, you have too much control!"

"Hehe, the old grandson looks at Yang Jian cool!"

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel pointed at the Jade Emperor with a cold expression.

"monkey!"

Yang Jian waved his hand and looked at the Jade Emperor.

"What else do you want to say?" Jade Emperor snorted softly.

"Golden belt for killing and setting fire, repairing bridges and repairing roads without corpses."

Yang Jian said calmly, "Over the years, I have long wanted to resist!"

"I look at the pain in the world and I'm powerless to help."

"You said...be your dog!"

"This way, I can meet my mother!"

"So, I became your dog!"

"Then, I pushed my sister into Mount Hua..."

"Your niece, Yang Chan, she is too innocent and kind."

"She loves helping people!"

"Her eyes are always so pure!"

"I pushed her into Mount Hua, but she just looked at me quietly."

"Her eyes are pure, without hatred, she has always believed!"

Yang Jian rubbed his eyebrows.

"She believes that her closest relatives will not harm her!"

Yang Jian sighed, "I said..."

"Live!"

"Live until the day when the main god dies, until the day when everything is annihilated!"

"When the time comes, you can do what you want."

"I restrained everything, put on a fake smile, and became your dog!"

"But uncle..."

"I'm tired!"

"I thought...for my third sister and my mother, I could endure everything."

"But I found that I still can't bear loneliness!"

Yang Jian laughed, "So, today, I stabbed you in the waist, and I rebelled today too!"

"Who do you call Lao Tzu?"

Taishang Laojun snorted coldly, "I am the only one!"

"I would like to be called Laozi!"

Yang Jian snorted coldly, "Can I join hands with the monkey to overthrow your heaven?"

"Look, UFO!"

Taishang Laojun suddenly pointed to the sky again.

Everyone was indifferent.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Why is it not working?

Yang Jian:"……"

I was fooled once, and you still want me to be fooled?
"Look, Tathagata!"

Taishang Laojun pointed to the sky again!
Everyone still didn't respond.

What a fool!

boom!
Two golden palms fell from the sky, sending Monkey King and Yang Jian flying.

Then, two hands grasped the two of them.

A golden giant Buddha appeared in the sky.

"Jade Emperor, you can't do it either!"

Tathagata laughed, "I'm still awesome in the West!"

"Look, I brought all the power of the West here!"

Tathagata smiled slightly, only to see countless people appearing behind him.

Arhat, Bodhisattva, Bhikkhu, Vajra...

The entire western sky seems to be here!

Jade Emperor: "..."

I see it!
You step on the horse because you want to take this opportunity to snatch my heaven!

Tathagata, you are dreaming!

unless……

Food and shelter included!

Zhou Du stretched himself.

"Is it time for you to make a move?"

Jin Chanzi asked in surprise.

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at Tianwaitian.

In the original plot, Monkey King pierced the sky and almost burned the heaven.

Actually, what I want most is...

Bring back those guys from Tianwai!
It's a pity that those guys have been indifferent all the time.

If so, then...

Destroy Lingshan with one sword!

Slash the heavens with one sword!

Then, go to the sky.

Nuwa, Sanqing...

Ha ha!

Five-colored stones mend the sky, is it to refine human beings into five-colored stones and nail them to the sky forever?
Eternal life and eternal life, not to be reborn!
Samcheong……

Um, is there any in the original plot?

"Ding, God of War has it!"

said the system.

Zhou Du: "..."

Sanqing in God of War...

Well, the Sanqing here is messy!

Here, the prehistoric saying continues.

Sanqing is the disciple of Patriarch Hongjun!
Ancestor Hongjun, the first great ancient god in the universe, discovered the spirit, and his understanding of the universe became more and more profound. After tens of thousands of years of work, he hid in the void and fully realized the mystery of the spirit, and approached the origin of the universe. .

Sanqing was his disciple.

Ancestor Hongjun didn't do anything bad. No one has seen Ancestor Hongjun since the Heaven and Earth Tribulation.

It is said that Patriarch Hongjun has achieved greatness, and will never show up again unless the universe is about to be destroyed.

One of the Three Purities, the Moral Heavenly Venerable, uses the human spirit to support himself according to the way of "cultivation" obtained by Hongjun's comprehension of the spirit.

After the catastrophe of the heaven and earth gods, the Taoist Tianzun took the opportunity to dissipate his body, successfully passed the catastrophe with his primordial spirit, and transformed himself into the Supreme Lord.

When Yuanshi Tianzun was born, he was wrapped in a huge cocoon. Later, he broke the cocoon and broke free, opening up a new world.

The world transformed from the remains of the great cocoon later became the place where the Taishang Laojun exiled the protoss traitors. This world became the mortal world later.

Therefore, Yuanshi Tianzun also has a name...Pangu.

Yuanshi Tianzun practiced the essence of "thunder" from the spiritual accumulation, and later passed all the thunder methods of heaven and earth to his son, the god Leizhen King, and ordered him to form the God Thunder Jade Mansion to be in charge of Tiantiao.

In the same way, support yourself with the human spirit.

After the Heaven and Earth Tribulation, Yuanshi Tianzun went to Tianwaitian and handed over the power to the Supreme Lord.

After the birth of Lingbao Tianzun, he claimed to have experienced ninety-nine billion kalpas, and rarely showed himself in his true colors, but changed into different forms and walked between the heaven and the earth, which is unpredictable.

Lingbao Tianzun is very disgusted with the West, and almost provoked troubles several times.

Heaven and Earth Tribulation, Lingbao Tianzun took advantage of the chaos to plot against the West, beheading hundreds of Western Heaven Gods by himself.

After the war, Lingbao Tianzun insisted on eradicating Xitian.

Then, he was banned by Yuanshi Tianzun and locked up.

This is the only existence among the Three Pure Ones that does not use the human spirit to support itself.

The Lingbao Tianzun belief, one step at a time, is for the sky!

The heaven, earth and universe are self-sufficient in spirit, and do not need human support!

"Golden Cicada!"

At this time, Tathagata shouted loudly, "Tell me, how did you die?"

Jin Chanzi raised his middle finger, "Come and eat me if you have the ability!"

Tathagata snorted coldly, "Okay, then I will deep-fry you, it will be crispy and fragrant!"

Jin Chanzi: "..."

Still fried?

Eating too much fried food is bad for your health!

Tathagata, how fat have you become!
(End of this chapter)