Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 276 Situ Fenren: Zombies also have afterlife? ? ?

"Well, the basic situation is like this!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Okay, let's go!"

Everyone twitched.

This is gone?

"No, let me ask you, what are you going to do next?"

Ma Xiaoling said.

"doing what?"

"You should eat, you should drink!"

"Ma Xiaoling, you continue to fall in love with Kuang Tianyou, and Wang Zhenzhen, you also spend a little honeymoon with Situ Fenren!"

"Why don't you ask, you go back and prepare a coffin for your brother!"

"Then it's all right!"

Zhou Du said indifferently.

Everyone: "..."

"Nuwa is going to destroy the world!"

Ma Xiaoling hurriedly shouted, "There are still generals watching!"

The general coughed, "Don't worry about me, I won't kill you!"

"If you don't kill us, when Nu Wa destroys the world, we will end up the same, okay?"

Situ Fenren said speechlessly, "I thought I would be fine if I turned into a zombie!"

result……

Nuwa is destroyed!

Kill Nima!

Live well, don't you think?
"Nuwa's destruction of the world is just a small problem!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Everyone: "???"

Nu Wa is about to perish, and you actually talk about a small problem?
"Jin Future, your son El Nino is also the newborn god Pan Gu!"

Zhou Du said, "He appeared to solve the problem of destroying the world!"

Everyone looked at Jin Future.

Jin Future: "..."

"When he grows up, can he beat generals?"

Kuang Tianyou asked curiously.

"Uh, after practicing for about 10 years, you should be able to wrestle with the current general!" Zhou Du scratched his head.

Everyone: "..."

Twenty thousand years?
You said he was the savior, but... that's it?
"El Nino is the gravekeeper. He can open Pangu's tomb and take out Pangu's bow and arrow!"

"You can shoot Nuwa to death with one arrow!"

Zhou Du explained.

Everyone stood up in unison, stood beside Jin Weilai, and looked at the general carefully.

General: "..."

Look at a hammer!
I am the true ancestor of zombies, the strongest god of war of the Pangu clan.

How could I do anything to a kid?

Besides... so what if you take out the Pangu bow and arrow?

I grabbed it directly, what can you do to me?

"Of course, these are episodes!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Because I'm here, El Niño has no effect!"

"If I want to do it, I can kill the generals and Nu Wa at any time!"

Zhou Du looked at the general, "So, you don't have to be so careful."

Everyone: "???"

The general smiled, "You can beat me?"

"Better!" Zhou Du nodded.

"But you said that I am the strongest war god of the Pangu tribe, and I have always been invincible." The general said, "On Earth, I am the strongest!"

"But I come from another earth!"

Zhou Du said, "So, you still have enemies."

"General, remember..."

"The next sentence of Invincible Under Heaven is..."

"The enemy is coming from the sky!"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows, "If you don't believe me, let's practice?"

General: "..."

You have prepared so much, just to say that you are awesome, right?

"Believe it or not, we're going to fight in the end."

The general smiled, "As for now, forget it, I'm too lazy to fight with you."

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Actually, it is impossible for Nu Wa to destroy the world."

"Because everything is doomed!"

"The Pangu clan will not allow it!"

"On the earth, there is still the existence of the Pangu clan called Wang Fuxi."

"As long as he stops you, whether it's Kuang Tianyou or Situ Fenren, they can kill Nuwa!"

Zhou Du shook his head, "Oh, by the way, there is also Situ Fenren's previous life, perfect and unbreakable!"

"He's a mutated red-eyed zombie. Although he can't beat you, it's not a big problem to kill Nuwa!"

"General, Nuwa wants to destroy the world, there are too many obstacles."

"You can't stop it at all!"

Zhou Du said calmly.

The general was silent.

Yes!

In this world, there are people like Wang Fuxi.

Although he can't beat me, he can stop me for a while.

If Nuwa wants to destroy the world...Nuwa, she is doomed!
"My past life, a mutant zombie?"

Situ Fenren pointed to himself, "There will be an afterlife for zombies?"

Everyone looked at Zhou Du.

Yeah, why is there an afterlife for zombies?

"Because Wan Yan Bu Po will eventually die."

Zhou Du said, "In addition, the reincarnation in this world is too chaotic."

"For example...you are Xiao Ming!"

"Xiao Ming was born in [-], and then he died, and he was reincarnated in [-]!"

"Then it can be said that Xiao Ming's past life and present life are the same age and in the same era!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose.

Anyway, that's how it was explained in the original plot.

Maybe in that distant future, Wanyan Bupo is no longer a zombie, and then belched.

He was reincarnated into the past and became Kazuo Yamamoto.

Kazuo Yamamoto was copied and became Situ Fenren.

Everyone: "..."

He didn't seem to understand.

But it feels so boring!

"Okay, you don't need to say anything!"

Zhou Du clapped his hands, "I'll just deal with the rest of the matter!"

Everyone looked at Zhou Du in astonishment.

"I will get Wanyan Bupo here... Oh, by the way, he was once the great enemy of Marshal Yue Fei, but he knows and loves Yue Fei's daughter, Yue Yinping."

"Yue Yinping was finally reincarnated..."

"Wang Zhenzhen!"

Zhou Du chuckled, "Situ Fenren...you would rob women in your previous life, do you believe it?"

Situ Fenren immediately frowned, "He dares!"

I care about his past and present.

If he dares to snatch a woman from me, I'll kill him on horseback!

What happened to the previous life?
It wasn't me in my previous life!

So, if you dare to come, I dare to tease you!
"What the hell are you going to do?"

Ma Xiaoling asked.

"I want to find fate, let fate possess me!"

Zhou Du laughed.

"You let fate possess you?"

The general said in shock, "Don't you want to live?"

"Tch, with fate possessing you, your strength will increase to a great level!" Zhou Du shrugged.

Destiny is not actually powerful, but its ability is powerful.

In the original plot, he possessed He Youqiu, but He Youqiu pressed him on the ground and rubbed him.

Later, she possessed the Holy Mother of Yaochi...

One person crushed Wang Fuxi, Kuang Tianyou and Wanyan Bupo and beat them wildly.

Therefore, the role of fate should be to enhance a person's strength.

"You let fate possess you for the sake of strength, so are you still you?"

The general frowned and said.

Zhou Du shrugged, "Don't worry, fate can't control me!"

"I feel that I may kill you." The general said calmly, "If you are not you, but your shitty fate, I will definitely kill you!"

"I am waiting!"

Zhou Du clapped his hands, "Oh, perversion lasts forever, the more you live, the more perverted you are!"

"I want to die, but I can't die!"

"If you can kill me, I thank your eight generations of ancestors!"

Zhou Du stretched himself.

Because, Tongzi dotes on me.

Believe it or not, I went to Perfect World now and beat up Shi Hao.

The future Emperor Huangtian will come back across time and space to kill me... Tongzi will also pamper me.

system:"……"

"Okay, disband!"

Zhou Du swayed, smashed the window, and rushed out!

Ma Xiaoling: "..."

You just walk away, why are you hitting my window?

Lose money!

(End of this chapter)