Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 26 Wanwan, I've always been wondering, you're barefoot, aren't you afraid of stepping on shit?

"So, what's the situation now?"

Standing on a piece of green grass, Zhou Du asked in surprise.

"Ding, welcome to the new world!"

The system said, "It's fine to overdo the world at will, and start making troubles in the new world now!"

"Ding, the current world, The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty!"

"The host's current identity... the evil emperor Xiang Yutian!"

The system continued to say, "Host, can you make a big deal?"

"How big can it be?" Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Even the biochemical crisis in the world of Condor Condor has come out, what else can you do now?"

"The Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, if you survive it, you will kill Li Shimin, and don't let him be the emperor!"

Zhou Du shrugged, "What else?"

"Ding, does the host want to be emperor?" the system asked.

"improper!"

Zhou Du directly refused.

Be the emperor of Nima.

Go to bed later than a dog and wake up earlier than a chicken.

To be a Mingjun, life is not long.

Be a fool, others scold you.

Maybe some people rebelled and killed you directly.

So, be a fart emperor!
If modern people have traveled through time, what they like most is to be a happy prince.

"Ding, play a big one!"

The system said gently, "Reverse the way of heaven!"

Zhou Du: "????"

I am only a great master, you want me to reverse the way of heaven?

System, although we are not serious, although we are messing around, can you give me a reasonable task?
"Ding, according to destiny, Tang Song Yuan Ming Qing!"

"After the Song Dynasty, Mongolia will go south and massacre the people of the Southern Dynasty!"

"Then, Zhu Yuanzhang rose up and finally expelled the Tartars and restored China."

"After the Ming Dynasty, Wu Sangui switched on and off to welcome the Qing soldiers to enter the customs. The Qing Dynasty ruled the Central Plains, and only then will there be the dark ages of future generations!"

"This is the definition of heaven!"

"So, are you going against the sky?"

The system said, "If you want to do it, make a big one!"

Zhou Du clenched his fists suddenly.

I'm a cynic, so I'm easily irritated!
The system is done!
What do you say, let's do it!

"Ding, break the Mongolian dragon vein, break the Houqing dragon vein, and break the cherry blossom country's land vein!"

The system said gently.

Zhou Du: "..."

It sounds so grand, but...

I won't!

"Ding, just listen to me!"

The system said indifferently, "So, so, so and so!"

Zhou Du: "..."

All right, you have the final say.

The world of The Legend of Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, as for the plot...

Zhou Du thought about the plot for a while, then looked up into the distance.

The evil king Shi Zhixuan!
System, do you really want to squeeze his wool?
Shi Zhixuan is a national hero in the Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty!

Incarnate as Pei Ju, he split the Turks without a single soldier. He even defeated Tuyuhun and expanded the territory for thousands of miles.

The only thing wrong was to push Emperor Sui Yang to go on an expedition to Korea.

In fact, if it wasn't for the rebels holding back in the court, I'm afraid he really beat Goryeo down.

Unfortunately, he failed, so he is the devil and the culprit!

On top of that, he's a psycho.

Mentally ill homicide is not illegal!
Zhou Du stretched out his hand, and the underground metal condensed and turned into a long sword.

Zhou Du stepped on the long sword and flew out.

First go to the land of Bashu and find Shi Zhixuan.

The system said, to squeeze his wool.

Because Shi Zhixuan's seal of immortality has a characteristic, that is... it can restore all true energy in an instant.

"Hey hey hey!"

Floating in mid-air, Zhou Du heard a voice coming from below.

Looking down, a man is holding a one-legged bronze figure, weighing at least two hundred catties, swinging it crazily, fighting a girl!
The man was dressed in green, his face was as yellow as wax, and his bones were thin.

The other person, Zhou Du's eyes widened suddenly.

So beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful!

The girl was wearing a white dress, and her long black hair was like a waterfall like a mirror.

The facial features are extremely exquisite, with a different kind of temptation, and the temperament is full of charm like a witch!
A pair of tiny feet are missing.

Overwhelm the country and the city, nothing more than that!
Zhou Du swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I seem to have unlocked some special hobby.

I seem to be moving a bit towards foot control.

These little feet are so beautiful.

Zhou Du shook his head and came back to his senses.

At this moment, he knew who this girl was!
It's 婠婠!
Looking at The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, 90.00% of the people like Wanhou and dislike Shi Feixuan.

Cihang Jingzhai...that's called Cihang's Prostitute Zhai!
Just a bunch of political girls!

Looking at Houhou, a poem flashed across Zhou Du's mind.

The rain is violent and the wind is mad at the evening of March, and there is no plan to stay in spring at dusk.Tears asked Huahua not to speak, Luanhong flew across the swing.

Her infatuation, her affection, her love... so!

Xu Ziling, are you blind when you step on a horse?

Or is it that you are as cheap as most people, and the less you get, the better?

In the TV series, Xu Ziling gave Hou Hou one night, but in the novel, Hou Hou got nothing, only the endless scars!

"You Niaojuan, I respect you, call you uncle, if you don't respect you, you are nothing!"

With a scolding sound, Hou Hou slapped out a palm.

You Niaojuan chuckled, and turned the bronze figure in his hand, waving it vigorously.

Zhou Du was slightly taken aback, perverting You Niaojuan?
This seems to be Xiang Yutian's disciple!
Xiang Yutian is also a sixth child.

Because he was afraid that the Dao Heart planting demons and Dafa would harm the world, but he had to follow the rules of the teacher's school, so he took four people, You Niaojuan, as apprentices.

All four of them had bad intentions, and they fought fiercely in order to compete for the Dao Heart and Demon Dafa, so that they couldn't cause trouble in the world.

I am Xiang Yutian now, and the ones below are my disciples!

Zhou Du fell directly from the sky, and You Niaojuan smashed down with the bronze figure in his hand!
Hou Hou's figure swayed, like a fairy, her figure was floating, avoid this move!
Wan Wan dodged this time and just hid in front of Zhou Du.

婠婠: "..."

Why is there an ambush here?
You Niaojuan's expression also changed, could it be that Wanhou's helper came?

There is no room for loss in this competition for the seal of immortality!
and so……

clatter...

You Niaojuan knelt down!

After being shocked, she was even more shocked.

She thought Zhou Du was You Niaojuan's helper, but now...

Wan Wan felt that his brain was not enough.

Why did You Niaojuan just kneel when this person came out?
Zhou Du: "..."

Xiang Yutian, what have you done to your apprentice?

Look, it scares your apprentice.

When he saw me, he knelt down.

Wan Hou swallowed lightly, "This senior..."

"Afraid?"

Zhou Du looked at Houhou and smiled slightly, then looked at You Niaojuan again, "So afraid of me?"

"Master... Master!"

You Niaojuan said tremblingly, "Your old man, isn't it already..."

"You want to say, I comprehended the Dao Heart and planted a demon, and then went into a madness, belched, right?"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Yes, in the original plot, Xiang Yutian just spread the news that he had gone mad and hiccupped.

In fact, Xiang Yutian secretly shattered the void.

Wan Wan's complexion changed.

You Niao tired of calling him master?
he is……

"Hey, I've always wanted to ask one thing!"

With a flash, Zhou Du appeared in front of You Niaojuan, grabbed You Niaojuan's head, and smiled at Houhou.

Wan Wan: "What do you want to ask?"

"You've been barefoot, aren't you afraid of stepping on dog shit?"

Zhou Du asked curiously.

Wan Wan: "(Д)?"

(End of this chapter)