Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 254 Gai Jiuyou: Do you mean that what you say is equivalent to farting? ? ?
Immortal Queen looked down.

Two salty pig hands were holding on to her penis.

Immortal Queen's expression suddenly changed, and she roared angrily, "Bastard, who are you, dare to be so rude to me!"

boom!
Zhou Du freed up one hand, and slapped Immortal Empress on the head.

Immortal Queen suddenly became dizzy.

Guji Guji...

Zhou Du squeezed his hand twice, "One word, cool, two words...the elasticity is so good!"

"Bastard, you are courting death!"

The Immortal Empress roared wildly.

"Don't push me, this deity has been single for so many years!"

"Finally able to use the Dragon Claw Hand!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Immortal Empress: "..."

Is it reasonable for you to be single?

If you are single, can you use your dragon claws on me?
"I'll kill you!"

The Immortal Empress let out a roar and slapped her palm.

Snapped!
Zhou Du had no choice but to let go of one hand again, and shattered the power of the Immortal Queen with a slap.

"This deity Wuliang Tianzun, the dragon claws grabbed you, is there a problem?"

"Shouldn't you be honored?"

Zhou Du grinned.

Immortal Heaven's expression changed, "Are you the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate?"

"Why are you still alive?"

The Immortal Queen asked frantically.

"Why, allow the immortal emperor to live forever in the world, but don't allow the deity to live forever?"

Zhou Du sneered.

Immortal Empress: "..."

"Sorry, let me tell you, the Immortal Emperor will definitely die this time!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "He will be skinned and boned by me, and he will be stewed with chicken and mushrooms!"

Immortal Empress: "???"

Do you want to eat the Immortal Emperor?

you wanna die……

Weekend: (*^▽^*)
This feel is very good.

"Immortal Emperor, my wife has been molested, why don't you come out?"

The Immortal Empress roared wildly.

"Stupid, he's transforming, he can't sense you at all!"

Zhou Du smiled and held the head of the Immortal Queen, and pressed her into the void.

"Oh, what a pity!"

"I want to do what Cao Cao did, but unfortunately..."

"I'm still a clean freak."

Zhou Du punched towards the chest of the Immortal Queen!
After Immortal's complexion changed drastically!

"Ooooooooooo!"

Zhou Du turned into a wolf, howled, and beat the Immortal Queen all over her body.

After beating Undead, he yelled frantically, and after beating Undead, he foamed at the mouth.

Finally, Zhou Du punched down hard.

bang...

The Immortal Queen exploded and turned into dust.

Zhou Du looked at his fist and sighed.

Is shock absorption really that bad?

Farewell, Immortal.

I will miss you, after all, it feels good!
"Ding, the branch task is released."

The voice of the system suddenly sounded, "Help Gai Jiuyou become the great emperor, reward the host, the great emperor's cultivation!"

Zhou Du clenched his fist suddenly, "Tongzi, I love you!"

"roll!"

"Okay!"

Zhou Du tore through the void and disappeared immediately.

In Donghuang, in an ordinary mountain range, there is an ordinary thatched cottage.

In the thatched hut, there was a very ordinary old man.

He sat there quietly, playing the piano.

"Master!"

A soft voice came from the thatched cottage, and a girl who looked only eleven or twelve years old came out.

"You, what are you doing instead of practicing the piano?"

The old man smiled, but the area around his face was too much, which could trap flies.

"Master, I always feel a little off, so relax."

"I still can't be like you, Master, where every move is in line with the world."

The girl smiled.

The old man smiled slightly, "That's natural, after all, my aptitude to be a teacher is top-notch!"

"How many people in this world are like a teacher?"

"As a teacher, it's still very powerful!"

The old man smiled.

Girl: "..."

"Remember, failure is fucking success!"

The old man said calmly, "Try a few more times, and you will eventually find your own way!"

"I just can't play the piano up to the standard, what are you doing with failure?"

The girl was speechless, and then blocked her ears.

It's about to start again.

No matter what, if you don't say a few words, Master will start to miss the past.

The old man's eyes contained vicissitudes, and there was a hint of pride between his brows.

"I think back then, I was never defeated as a teacher!"

"So, as a teacher, I don't know what it's like to lose, but I do know that failure is success!"

"As a teacher, I was a genius in the sky, and I have never met an enemy in my life!"

"It's hard to meet one, and that's the only existence that can be compared with being a teacher."

"Unfortunately, we never fought!"

"When the teacher wants to challenge him, he's freaking out!"

"By the way, what's his name?"

"Oh, I've lived too long, I'm demented!"

The old man shook his head, "Let me think about it, by the way, his name is Xiang Yufei!"

Girl: "..."

Master, can we stop pretending?
How many times have you said it?

I don't believe you finished talking and forgot what Xiang Yufei called you the next day.

"Although I haven't fought before, I feel that if we fight..."

"As a teacher, I can still kill him!"

"In the era when I was a teacher, I swept all the way as a teacher, and there were no enemies!"

"As a teacher, I actually want to fight the Qing Emperor!"

"However, Emperor Qing died too early!"

The old man exhaled, "Then..."

The old man looked helpless.

I was suppressed by Qingdi's way.

Girl: "..."

Can you stop talking nonsense?

"If you want to fight Qingdi, no problem, I will take you to fight!"

Zhou Du tore through the void, poked out a head, and said with a smile.

elder:"……"

Girl: "..."

Fuck, who is this horse riding!

The old man stood up with a whoosh, stared at Zhou Du, and shouted, "Who are you?"

"Gai Jiuyou, calm down, calm down!"

Zhou Du got out and said with a smile.

Gai Jiuyou's complexion changed, this person is unfathomable.

But how is it possible?

Although the old man is old and looks weak, bah, his breath is weak.

But the old man's divine sense is still at the pinnacle of the quasi-emperor.

The old man is not afraid of anyone except the supreme being in the restricted area of ​​life.

Anyone can be seen through by the old man, but why do I always feel that the person in front of me seems to be a great emperor, or not?
"Who are you, why do you know the old man's name?"

Gai Jiuyou frowned and said.

"Master, look..."

The girl took out a portrait out of nowhere and handed it to Gai Jiuyou.

Gai Jiuyou: "????"

The old man is about to fight, you show me a portrait of a fart.

Hey, this portrait is similar to this person.

Ok……

Gai Jiuyou put away the portrait expressionlessly, looked at Zhou Du, "Your Excellency is..."

It can't really be him, can it?
How is he still alive after such a long time?
Are there really immortals in this world?

"Infinite Heavenly Venerate!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Gai Jiuyou: "..."

Really!

No wonder the old man can't see through him!

"Hey, Gai Jiuyou, do you want to become a great emperor?"

"Do you want to be the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Do you want to transform into the Ninth World and become a Red Dust Fairy?"

"Do you want to sublimate as much as possible and become the fairy king?"

"Do you want to be the only one of yourself and become an immortal emperor?"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, very wretched, "Well... you can just pass it as a fart, I can't help you anyway!"

Gai Jiuyou: "..."

The old man naturally wanted to become the Great Emperor, but it was a pity that he was suppressed by the Qing Emperor.

I overestimated myself and underestimated Qingdi's way.

If he was born in another era, the old man would have been sanctified long ago.

As for the Heavenly Emperor, the Red Dust Immortal, the Immortal King, and the Immortal Emperor?

The old man wants to ask, what are these things?

Also, do you mean that what you say is just farting?
(End of this chapter)