Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 231 Taishang Laojun: The Jade Emperor's family bullies the honest old man!
"It is said that the Jade Emperor is afraid of internal affairs."

Zhou Du glanced outside Yaochi, "The Queen Mother is here!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Am I afraid of her?
I just don't want to bother.

After all, more than 3000 years ago, Erlang made a fuss, but he disappointed me.

So, now, I am just a salted fish.

Zhou Du smiled.

No wonder in the prequel of the Lotus Lantern, the Jade Emperor was acting as a villain.

When it came to the Lotus Lantern, it was the Queen Mother who acted as a villain.

It turned out that the Jade Emperor gave up.

"Next, Chen Xiang will go to heaven, you and Chen Xiang have a good talk, and show off your strength as the Lord of the Three Realms along the way."

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Jade Emperor: "..."

I have been pretending to be salted fish for so many years.

Would a sudden attack scare them to death?
"I think we can suppress Erlang by the way."

Jade Emperor said with a smile.

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Let's go, give your Nine Dragons Jade Seal to Gu for use, and Gu will go find the Supreme Lord!"

The Jade Emperor smiled, "Why, are you going to help me revive them?"

"Cut, I'm using it to blackmail Yang Jian."

Zhou Du said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor shook his head lightly, and threw the Nine Dragons Seal over, "I've always used this thing to smash walnuts."

Zhou Du: "..."

Are there any walnuts in this age?
Oh, by the way, walnuts were introduced from the Western Regions by Zhang Qian in the Han Dynasty.

Now it has been 300 years since the Buddhist scriptures were learned, during the Song Dynasty.

It's normal to have walnuts.

Zhou Du weighed the Nine Dragons Seal twice.

Yuxi, Yuxi, following the Jade Emperor is really a bright pearl covered in dust.

He actually used you to crack walnuts.

Hmm... When I cleaned up the agarwood, I also smashed the walnuts to have a look.

Zhou Du turned around with a smile, stepped forward and disappeared.

The Jade Emperor looked sideways at the direction where Zhou Du disappeared.

"After detachment, will the strength decrease?"

"Although it is not within the Three Realms, its strength is very weak..."

"Or, is he just a clone who entered the Three Realms?"

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly, "But, I always feel that he can kill me!"

"His Majesty!"

A graceful and luxurious woman came in and said angrily, "Now that Fairy Baihua has been rescued, Your Majesty is still drinking here?"

"Don't you know how much impact this will have on the majesty of the Heavenly Court?"

The Queen Mother spoke coldly.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother and said calmly, "Calm down, calm down."

Queen Mother: "..."

I can't learn how calm you are.

Zhou Du strolled out of the fairyland.

The people in the heavenly court have never seen him, but they don't care, after all, this is the heavenly court.

If he had trespassed in the Heavenly Court, he would definitely not be so swaggering.

Zhou Du walked around and came to Tushita Palace.

"The Dao ancestor is refining alchemy, don't go in!"

Said the two guard boys.

Boom!

Zhou Du took the Nine Dragons Seal and knocked them unconscious.

Four large characters were imprinted on the foreheads of the two of them.

Mandate Heaven!

Zhou Du chuckled, "It's very easy to use this thing to hit people."

Jade Emperor, you don't understand the real usage of the Nine Dragons Seal.

Zhou Du looked at the fainted boy and shrugged.

Sorry, you can't know what I want to talk to Laojun.

Zhou Du entered the Tushita Palace.

"Elixir, the one that increases the power, take it away!"

"The one that increases lifespan, take it!"

"Heal the wound, take it!"

"I don't know what this is, take it away!"

Zhou Du grinned, and put away all the pills along the way.

Alas, the Supreme Lord in every world cannot escape the fate of the stolen pill.

In the Eight Diagrams Furnace, the fire was burning fiercely.

Taishang Laojun sat quietly in front of the alchemy furnace.

His eyes were extremely firm, and then he took out a jade bottle, and all the flames filled the sky entered the jade bottle in an instant.

The lid of the gossip furnace was suddenly opened, and ten golden pills floated out.

Taishang Laojun took out a gourd, and ten golden elixirs floated over and entered the gourd.

Taishang Laojun: "???"

What about the seasoned gourd?

It was still in hand just now.

Taishang Laojun suddenly stood up and looked to one side.

Zhou Du put away the gourd with a playful expression.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

who are you?

You all bully honest people!
For the sake of Xin Tiantiao, all the old-fashioned pills entered Chen Xiang's stomach.

Now that I have finally refined some elixir, is there still someone coming to snatch it?

I don't send cats to the old way, you should be the old way is critically ill!
Taishang Laojun was angry, he flicked the whisk in his hand, and then...

This guy looks familiar.

That is the Nine Dragons Jade Seal.

Jade Emperor asked him to come?

This person is...

Taishang Laojun suddenly widened his eyes.

King Fuxi!

"King Fuxi, this thing is useless to you, do you still need to grab the old man?"

Taishang Laojun has a black line.

Zhou Du smiled, "Come and play with you!!"

"When you come back from the sky, you can play however you like..."

"God King Fuxi, the old Taoist doesn't care how you got down!"

"You return the elixir to the old Taoist."

Taishang Laojun is a little anxious.

"No rush, no rush!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Where is the body that the Jade Emperor asked you to refine?"

Taishang Laojun was furious, "That family is cheating!"

"Yang Jian kills a person, but the old man needs to heal the soul!"

"If the Jade Emperor kills a person, he has to be experienced to refine the body!"

"King Fuxi, do you think his family is a scam?"

Taishang Laojun sat directly on the ground, "I know how to bully the old man!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Who made you the Taishang Laojun?

Who made you good at alchemy and weapon refining?

If I don't cheat you, who else can I cheat?

"Old gentleman, Gu is a little short of pills, so give Gu all that you treasure!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Taishang Laojun snorted coldly, "Dreaming!!"

"The old man told you that even if you kill him, he won't give you the pill!"

"Old way, old way..."

"Can you take the sword away?"

Taishang Laojun had a depressed face.

Zhou Du laughed, put away the Wuliang Tianjian, "I'm just kidding with you."

"By the way, why are you back, God King?"

Laojun's expression also became solemn.

"give me."

Zhou Du stretched out his hand, "The Jade Emperor gave you something."

Taishang Laojun was slightly taken aback, "Could it be that this time, a new Tiantiao is really going to be launched, and it has attracted you all?"

"The heart of Huashan is the new Tiantiao."

Zhou Du said.

Taishang Laojun: "???"

The heart of Huashan is the new Tiantiao?
Why didn't you tell the old man?

Tell the old man earlier, why did Yang Jian arrange such a tragic situation?
The old man was afraid that in the end, Yang Jian would be hacked to death.

Taishang Laojun walked up to the alchemy furnace, and with a wave of dust, the alchemy furnace flew up.

He reached out and pointed, and a hole was opened in the ground.

A purple gold gourd flew out.

"They're all inside!"

The Taishang Laojun picked up the gourd and said, "The old way makes alchemy, and the alchemy can nourish their primordial spirit."

"The most important thing is the sons of the Jade Emperor. Yang Jian chopped it too hard back then."

"The old Taoist almost didn't save him."

"In order to force Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor almost abolished his nine sons."

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and the purple gold gourd fell into Zhou Du's hand, "This is the soul-nourishing gourd."

Zhou Du: Soul nourishing gourd?
I've only heard that Hongyun has a gourd that disperses souls in Honghuangli.

Red Cloud...

The first good old man who created the world.

It's a terrible death.

(End of this chapter)