Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 219 Han Xiangzi: If you don't submit, what about your mother and Zhenniang?

Tieguai Li was putting on makeup while facing the bronze mirror.

"Hey, this look is really ugly!"

Tieguai Li sighed, "It's all the pangolin's fault!"

Zhou Dushi walked in calmly, a little stunned, "Why blame the pangolin?"

"who are you?"

Tieguai Li frowned, then turned to look at Zhou Du, "Do you know where this is?"

"I said, why blame the pangolin?"

"Is it true that everything a demon does is wrong?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

Tieguai Li snorted coldly, "That bastard pangolin is a beast!"

"He does all kinds of evil!"

"He's a demon!"

"If it wasn't for him back then, how could I have fallen to this level?"

"Back then, I was a handsome and handsome man!"

Tieguai Li gritted his teeth.

Zhou Du: "..."

What's the matter with pangolins?

Did someone provoke you?

You yourself are out of your body, see the pangolin, say that there are monsters, and then go fuck him.

Don’t pangolins blow up countless dust on the ground and pollute your clothes?
Then they ran away.

Your own physical body is gone, so what does it matter to others?

Why don't you go find trouble with your own boy?
Zhou Du directly raised his middle finger.

Tieguai Li: "???"

What do you mean by raising your middle finger?
"I'm too lazy to torment you!"

Zhou Du kicked it up!
Tieguai Li: Bold, dare to kick my hoof!
What the hell! ?
Tieguai Li was kicked and flew out.

Zhou Du waved his hand and put it into the magic box.

Sheep Horn Mountain.

Han Zhongli had nothing to do, his fan was blowing, he took the Gu cup and shook it twice.

"I bet it's definitely one two three!"

After Han Zhongli opened it, he smiled.

"Oh, life is lonely!"

"I bet, I am the only God of Gamblers in the world!"

Han Zhongli laughed and had a big belly.

"Bet you are paralyzed!"

"Don't you know that as a human being, you have to refuse to gamble and take drugs?"

"I am inseparable from gambling and drugs!"

Zhou Du appeared behind Han Zhongli, and punched Han Zhongli unconscious!
"Ding, you didn't mention the yellow word!"

The system complained.

"Hehe, serious people never mention Huang!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly, took out the magic box, and searched Han Zhongli.

The next target... Lan Caihe!

Lan Caihe is lazy, he is the reincarnation of the Barefoot Immortal.

He was able to become a fairy because Sun Wukong gave him 500 years of mana.

Sun Wukong is completely looking at the ray of favor under Wuzhi Mountain.

Monkey King, you were humiliated by the mountain god, and the barefoot immortal kicked the mountain god.

Therefore, Sun Wukong gave Lan Caihe 500 years of skill and made him immortal.

Zhou Du came to Xiaoyaoju.

Xiaoyaoju is indeed very happy.

Look, Lan Caihe is lying in the yard, having a great sleep.

Zhou Du: "..."

I said, you have such a big heart, how did you live for such a long time?
I really thought you were one of the Eight Immortals, I really thought you were Monkey King's apprentice, so no one would dare to provoke you?
You want to sleep, at least set up a restraint for yourself!

"Sleep you are paralyzed, wake up!"

Zhou Du kicked Lan Caihe awake.

After waking up, Lan Caihe was still a little confused, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Du directly sealed it and received it in the magic box!
Lan Caihe: "..."

What are you doing?
Hey, hey, no matter what you want to do, let me say something first!

Zhou Du: Hehe!
The villain dies from talking too much, and the decent dies from talking too much.

and so……

You don't need lines.

After all, you are too lazy to speak your lines.

So be it!

Zhou Du yawned, and there was only one left.

Han Xiangzi!
The current Han Xiangzi is also called Fei Changfang.

He was arrested by Erlang God because he killed several thieves who insulted his wife, and then whipped the corpses.

He was thrown into the eighteenth level of hell.

After peace talks between Lu Dongbin and others, the Jade Emperor decided to give him a chance to demote him to a ghost fairy and let him catch ghosts.

In the end, he had to endure the punishment of five thunders to strike him before he could become a fairy.

Fei Changfang's body was destroyed, and Lu Dongbin took him to find Laojun.

Laojun said that he murdered and flogged corpses, which was a serious crime, and he needed to be bitten by a hundred ghosts to become a fairy.

This is ordained by God.

Fei Changfang was furious immediately. He was dissatisfied when he was demoted to ghost fairy.

He just killed a few animals that harmed his wife, why should he be tortured like this?
He was struck by thunder, and even a hundred ghosts bit him.

He angrily denounced the injustice of God!

Scolding the sky three times, reincarnation III.

Finally became Han Xiangzi.

Fei Changfang was the most pitiful person.

His mother died, his wife died.

The reason is just...he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods!

What he believes in is human beings and self-improvement!
What did he do wrong?
Everyone is calculating, calculating to get him out of the world of mortals.

Calculated to let his mother, let his wife die!
He is also the only one who treats pangolins with sincerity.

Zhou Du took a step forward.

"stop!"

In a wasteland, there was a ferocious young man with lines on his face.

He holds the yin and yang order in his hand, chasing and killing evil spirits!

A sword energy flew across the sky.

The ghost he chased and killed immediately lost his soul.

Fei Changfang was taken aback for a moment, and then asked in astonishment, "Who is stopping the underworld government from doing business?"

"Are you really desperate?"

Zhou Du smiled and flew out.

"who are you?"

Fei Changfang stared at Zhou Du with a gleam in his eyes.

"I'm here to rescue you from the sea of ​​suffering!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Actually, I have a question..."

"Since you are working in the underworld, why didn't you go to see your mother and your wife?"

"Why don't you learn from Monkey King, make a scene in the underworld, and escape with your mother and wife?"

Zhou Du fell down and asked.

Fei Changfang's body also fell down, he looked at Zhou Du in a daze, and suddenly smiled.

Do you think I haven't thought about it?

However, I am not Monkey King after all!
In order to make me immortal, both my mother and wife died.

But if I continue to be stubborn...

I'm afraid they will be out of their wits.

How do you let me choose?
I can only choose to become a fairy, to become one of the Eight Immortals, so...

My mother, my wife, they will have a good life in the afterlife.

"I can not!"

Fei Changfang smiled lightly, "I can only go on according to their wishes, otherwise..."

Zhou Du: "..."

It turns out that you have resigned yourself to your fate!
However, after being bitten by a hundred ghosts, you are still angry.

After all, your weakness is that you want to kill too much.

It's no wonder that Han Xiangzi after reincarnation is gentle and refined.

I'm afraid you figured it out yourself.

You can only go on the path they arranged.

"Can you really give up your emotions and desires?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

Fei Changfang let out a breath, "Although I don't know who you are, I want to say, if I don't give up, how can I become a fairy?"

"After all, I've made too many mistakes!"

Fei Changfang smiled bitterly, "Okay, let's get down to business!"

"You killed the evil spirit I want to arrest, do you want to give an explanation to the underworld?"

Fei Changfang said calmly, holding up the Yin-Yang Order.

Zhou Du: "..."

He stretched out his hand, "Fei Changfang, how about I take you to overthrow this fate?"

Fei Changfang: "..."

Brother, can we stop making trouble?
who do you think You Are?

Do you think you are Monkey King Monkey King?

So what if it is Sun Wukong?
Sun Wukong also has no way to overthrow the destiny, not even the Heavenly Court!
This dark day, dark day, bad day!
How can it be?

(End of this chapter)