Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 212 I heard that Sun Wukong went to the Heavenly Court, and was pushed to the ground by the Yin Eclipse King!

Zhou Du went to kill Lingshan.

He recruited nine secrets.

There was a hint of bewilderment in his eyes.

His punch hit down, although Lingshan was partially bombarded, but...

He really didn't expect that Tathagata would burp under this punch.

Because Tathagata was abused by God Crocodile.

Then he was punched in the air by Zhou Du.

Therefore, Tathagata died very aggrieved.

Zhou Du wailed, Jiu Mi threw it out desperately.

Not long after, the entire Lingshan completely collapsed.

Zhou Du walked away from here.

Mount Emei, Holy Buddha Cave.

Fighting against the Buddha Sun Wukong is crossing his legs with his eyes closed, as if he is meditating in Zen.

He opened his eyes suddenly.

Why do I suddenly feel like some shackles have been removed from my heart?
It seems that something happened to the West?

In the feeling of luck in the dark, the West seems to have collapsed.

Monkey King flew to Lingshan in a tumble.

Looking at the collapsed Lingshan Mountain and the corpses of the Buddhas, Monkey King fell into deep thought.

Then, he tore off his cassock.

There are no horses in Lingshan, and the old grandson is a fart fighting against Buddha!

Without Lingshan, why would Lao Sun need to silence himself in the ancient Buddha with the blue lamp?

My Monkey King is back!

Monkey King laughed, turned around and flew towards the heaven.

Lingshan was destroyed, although I don't know who destroyed it, but Lao Sun thanked him.

Lao Sun thanked his eight generations of ancestors.

Grandson is free now!
First go to the Heavenly Court, pick some flat peaches, and have a drink with the old Jade Emperor.

Hahaha!
Grandson is free!
Sun Wukong rushed to the heaven in high spirits...

Then I saw the Jade Emperor who was being hammered on the ground by the Yin Eclipse King.

Sun Wukong roared, old son of the Jade Emperor, the old grandson is here to help you...

Then, he was also pushed to the ground by the Yin Eclipse King.

Sun Wukong: "..."

My old grandson comes to heaven to eat peaches and drink.

Why was he pushed to the ground all of a sudden?
The other side...

Zhou Du strolled, walking on the ground.

The task has been completed and the rewards have been distributed.

He is now at the ninth level of the Great Saint Realm.

There is only one step away from Emperor Zhun.

Then there is the peak of humanity, the realm of the Great Emperor.

Zhou Du stretched himself.

As for Zhang Bairen, Yao Qiong and Wang Mingyue...

It's none of my business!

Don't say I'm a fake, even if I'm real...

The love triangle between the three of you is also none of my business!
When I was Xiaoyaozi, two female apprentices competed for a male apprentice.

Now he is the Patriarch of Chaos, and two male apprentices compete for a female apprentice.

Hey!
Zhou Du took a step forward and came to the heaven.

Zhou Du: "???"

Where did this monkey come from?
When did monkeys enter the Heavenly Court?
"Zhang Bairen, Wang Mingyue!"

Looking at the Jade Emperor and Yin Xi Wang sitting side by side in Lingxiao Hall, Zhou Du shouted.

Jade Emperor and Yin Xi Wang hurriedly stood up.

But there is a monkey faster than them!

"What, you dare to call the old Jade Emperor's name directly?"

Sun Wukong rushed down with a whoosh, "My old grandson has never been called that!"

"Old Jade Emperor, sit down and watch Lao Sun help you clean him up!"

Sun Wukong grinned.

Zhou Du flew up.

"Master, keep your hands!"

The Jade Emperor hastily shouted.

With a whoosh, Monkey King flew away.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Master of the Jade Emperor?
I am Nima!
How high-spirited was the old grandson when he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?

After all these years, Lao Sun is getting worse and worse?

Or, my old grandson was playing monkeys for people to see?
Zhou Du: "..."

Why is Sun Wukong here?
This age is so weird!
The legend of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies clearly dates from the Eastern Han Dynasty.

At that time, Sun Wukong should still be under the Five Fingers Mountain, right?
Why is this monkey in heaven?

Well, the overhead world.

Even the prequel of the Lotus Lantern, the world of Brother Jiao, and the stories of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies all happened after Monkey King learned the scriptures.

Therefore, it is reasonable for the monkey to be in heaven!
"Master, what is the rivalry with a monkey?"

The Jade Emperor smiled, "That monkey is not bad!"

Zhou Du nodded lightly and said, "Where's Yaoqiong?"

The Jade Emperor looked helplessly at King Yin Xie.

The Yin Eclipse King had a haughty expression on his face.

Jade Emperor: "..."

I am also helpless now.

Wang Mingyue is a bastard, always thinking of playing Yaoqiong's idea.

The Yin Eclipse King smiled slightly.

Jade Emperor, you have only three choices.

Beat you, rob your wife, rob your daughter!
You only have these three options.

"Okay, it's fine if she's not here..."

"Give me something!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand, "The elixir refined by the Supreme Lord, nothing else, as long as it can prolong life!"

The Jade Emperor and the Yin Eclipse King: "???"

Increase life?

We are not old or dead anymore, do you think Taishang Laojun can refine life-enhancing elixir?
"It's better to give the flat peach to Master."

The Jade Emperor said, "There are very few immortality pills refined by the Supreme Lord."

"That's fine too!"

Zhou Du nodded, "Bring me all the 9000-year-old flat peaches!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Why, you don't plan to keep a single one for your apprentice?

"All right!"

Jade Emperor nodded.

In the ancient past, Master gave us things.

Now Master wants something, we disciples must give it to him!

Zhou Du smiled lightly, and followed the Jade Emperor to the Peach Garden.

Then, there was not one left.

Jade Emperor: Really don't leave a single one!
"I'm leaving!"

Two days later, Zhang Bairen, Yaoqiong and Wang Mingyue were all in Lingxiao Hall.

Zhou Du looked at the three of them and smiled, "I hope my ancestor will come back next time, and the farce of the three of you is over."

The Jade Emperor cast a helpless glance at the Yin Eclipse King.

I have already chosen.

My choice is...

Get beat up!

I can't abandon my wife and daughter, so I have no choice but to abandon myself.

King Yin Eclipse bowed to Zhou Du.

The Queen Mother looked at Zhou Du quietly.

"Master, go all the way!"

The three bowed at the same time.

Zhou Du staggered.

Don't you think this sentence is inappropriate?

Zhou Du waved his hand, Jade Emperor, I have taken your lost magic weapon, and I still left a lot for you as a teacher.

Don't be too thankful for being a teacher!

Shouldn't be crying and fainting in the toilet.

System, let's go!
This time, I found another way, and I didn't care about the happy seven fairies...

This time, I changed my starting point, starting with the love and hatred between the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and Yin Xiwang, and then eliminated an illegal traveler and a Lingshan.

Perfectly completed the noisy task.

This time it was rowdy, and it was perfect.

Watching Zhou Du leave, the Jade Emperor and the three looked at each other.

The Yin Eclipse King sighed, "Big brother!"

The Jade Emperor trembled, "What are you calling me?"

"Big Brother!"

Yin Xi Wang smiled, "Master is gone!"

The Jade Emperor pursed his lips and looked towards the sky, "Master, this time he is hiding from the world, I don't know when he will come out again!"

"Mingyue, if you can call me senior brother, this life will be worth it!"

Jade Emperor smiled.

King Yin Eclipse patted Jade Emperor on the shoulder and shook his head lightly.

The Jade Emperor smiled.

Junior brother, let go of everything in the past, and let us go back to the days when we loved each other...

Depend on!
You step on the horse and attack again!

King Yin Xi grabbed Jade Emperor's head and pushed Jade Emperor to the ground.

"I am the devil, don't you know the devil?"

Yin Xiwang laughed wildly, "How dare you not defend me?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

You mean and shameless bastard.

"Master is gone, I feel very uncomfortable!"

"Jade Emperor, give me a trick!"

"Master personally passed it on, cut off the feet of children and grandchildren!"

Yin Xi Wang Senran sneered.

The queen mother covered her eyes.

Jade Emperor: o(╯□╰)o
(End of this chapter)