Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 210 Jade Emperor: Master, your teacher and younger brother robbed my daughter?
Taishang Laojun raised his head and looked towards the sky in a daze.

The queen mother's master has returned, and the king of Yin Xie has been released.

He was fighting the Jade Emperor, and he was fighting hard.

No problem at all.

It's just the two of them, it's not that the old man looks down on them.

The way of heaven has existed since ancient times, even if the two of them join hands, they cannot do the way of heaven.

But why did Sinan give an early warning, and the way of heaven collapsed?

The source is not in the Erosion King.

Could it be their master, the ancestor of Chaos?

Is he going to destroy Heaven?
Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and flew up.

The Queen Mother looked at the sky quietly and sighed.

Junior brother, fight, untie your knot.

Since then, we have described Stranger Things!

After all, I'm already married to a big brother.

I can no longer be in your arms like before.

"Your Majesty, God!"

Taishang Laojun rushed up, "There is a situation, there is a situation!"

The Queen Mother looked at Taishang Laojun in astonishment, "Old Lord, what's wrong?"

"Didn't I ask you to go back and write the rules?"

asked the Queen Mother.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Go to Nima's Tianrui.

The old man is an alchemist, and he who knows a hammer can write the rules of heaven.

"Your Majesty, Sinan warns."

Laojun held a compass and said, "A major event has occurred in the Three Realms!"

The Queen Mother's complexion also changed, it was the power of heaven that Sinan was connected to.

Once major events occur in the Three Realms, Sinan will definitely give an early warning.

Zhou Du: "..."

Ghost knows this side of the world, why use a compass to warn.

"Ding……"

The voice of the system suddenly sounded, "Illegal travelers are trying to break through the constraints of time and space."

Zhou Du: "..."

Illegal crosser?
The kind of super seminary?

Tongzi, come on!

As you said, infected people, sacrificers, and illegal crossings are all low-probability events.

This Nima's small probability event?
I have traveled through a dozen worlds, and one-third of them came across these things.

Is this a small probability event in your family?
Is your math taught by your physical education teacher?
system:"……"

That, host.

Small probability event!

Compared with the heavens and worlds, it is really a small probability event.

Zhou Du: Hehe!
It is indeed a small probability event, but you can accurately locate these worlds, can't you?

Zhou Du raised his middle finger in his heart.

Tongzi turned into Erha, with a look of contempt on his face.

"Ding, kill him, reward a small realm, do you want to do it?"

The system asked, "If you don't do it, you go and destroy Lingshan, and then get out and make room for others."

Zhou Du: "Hehe!"

I am for the common people in the world, definitely not for a small realm.

Because, I am a great benevolent person in the three realms of compassion!

"The way of heaven collapses!"

Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and said.

The Queen Mother's eyes widened suddenly.

Heaven collapsed?

This, is this possible?

Could it be that the younger brother did it?
The Queen Mother looked up at the sky, then shook her head decisively.

Junior brother and heaven are a bit far apart.

Crash a hammer.

"Oh, there is a little bug that is about to enter this world!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and began to calculate.

Short name: convulsions.

He pretended to say, "Small things!"

Taishang Laojun and Queen Mother: "..."

The way of heaven is about to collapse, or is it a trivial matter?

Master (Great God), can you stop being so calm?

The Taishang Laojun and the Queen Mother looked at each other.

Well, it seems that it is indeed a trivial matter for people to be so calm.

Alas, fortunately, Master (Great God) is here!
"Okay, stop hitting, come down!"

Zhou Du shouted to the sky.

The Jade Emperor and the Yin Xie King were in a fight, and when they heard Zhou Du's words, they were startled.

The Jade Emperor hastily stopped.

With a smile on the corner of the Yin Eclipse King's mouth, he suddenly attacked.

A fist punch hit the Jade Emperor in the face.

Jade Emperor: "(￣(エ)￣)ゞ

Wang Mingyue, you don't talk about martial arts when you ride a horse!
"You sneaked up on me back then, and I'm sneaking up on you now, what's the matter, do you have any opinions?"

Yin Xiwang sneered, "When I recover my mana, I will fight with you every day!"

The Jade Emperor twitched.

"Okay, then I will hide in the ends of the earth, and I will make it impossible for you to find me in your life." The Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

Yin Xi Wang Jie Jie Jie laughed, "That's good, you quickly hide away!"

The Yin Dynasty took a look below, and then flew down.

Jade Emperor: "???"

You want me to escape?

Damn, Yaoqiong!

Your uncle, do you want to hook up with Yaoqiong while I'm away?

Yaoqiong is my wife!

Junior brother, don't hook up with my wife.

You stop!
I have so many daughters, who do you fancy, let me introduce you.

Don't try to steal my wife.

You should still be my son-in-law!

The two fell down one after the other.

Zhou Du: "..."

Ugly two guys.

The Yin Eclipse King became a panda eye, and the Jade Emperor only gained a few dozen catties.

Zhou Du looked at the Yin Eclipse King.

As I said, if Mr. Xiu Qing is not so handsome, I will shoot him to death.

Otherwise, shoot to death now...

"Master!"

The two bowed to Zhou Du at the same time.

"Meet the Jade Emperor, see the Yin Eclipse King!"

Taishang Laojun also cupped his hands at the two of them.

"Why, you saw that Zhang Bairen used to refer to it, and saw that I used it?"

"You mean, I can't sit on an equal footing with him?"

The corner of Yin Xi Wang's mouth twitched, staring at Taishang Laojun.

Laojun: "..."

You bully the Jade Emperor, why bully the old Taoist?

Lao Dao is an honest man.

Old Daoist... I don't know as much as you!
"Have you played enough?"

Zhou Du asked calmly.

"Still not happy enough!"

The Yin Eclipse King said, "Master, I haven't fully recovered my mana, so I can't crush him!"

The Jade Emperor's face twitched wildly.

You didn't recover, and neither did I!
If we all recover...

I... It seems that I really can't do you.

Taishang Laojun looked helpless.

Now it's all right, the King of Eclipse will not cause trouble in the Three Realms.

But it is estimated that the life of the Jade Emperor will be difficult.

Forget it, it's nothing old-fashioned.

"Your Majesty, the way of heaven has collapsed!"

Laojun said.

Jade Emperor: "..."

Eclipse King: "..."

"Who dares to destroy the Dao of Heaven?"

The Jade Emperor was furious, "The way of heaven collapsed, and my Three Realms collapsed. Whoever did it, I will kill him!"

King Yin Eclipse also rolled up his sleeves, "These three realms are my three realms!"

"Whoever wants to destroy the heavens, I will kill him first!"

The Yin Eclipse King looked at the Jade Emperor, "Do you want to destroy the way of heaven?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

You just want to find a reason to continue to beat me.

Brother, can you stop making a fuss?
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

Noisy is my trouble, you make trouble with a hammer.

"You don't have to worry about the collapse of the heavens."

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Old Ancestor, I will kill him myself!"

"Yes!"

All four are happy.

With your hand, it will be stable.

"Mingyue."

Zhou Du looked at the Yin Eclipse King, "You need to change your thinking."

Erosion King: "???"

"Your routine is to beat the Jade Emperor and rob the Queen Mother. From then on, you are the master of the Three Realms."

Zhou Du smiled.

The Yin Eclipse King nodded.

Yes, that's what I originally planned.

"But, change your mind."

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

"Hiding the Jade Emperor, avoiding the Queen Mother, choose any of the seven fairies!"

"Cook raw rice and cooked rice, are you afraid they won't give in?"

Zhou Du chuckled.

Eclipse King: "..."

Did I do that?
and……

Wouldn't I be one generation shorter than the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother?

Queen Mother and Jade Emperor: "..."

Master, can you teach me something better?
Your teacher brother robbed our daughter?
(End of this chapter)