Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 2 Wu Yazi, did you secretly prepare a coffin for me?
Su Xinghe stared at Zhou Du firmly.

If you are a young boy, and you crack the Zhenlong chess game, I will take you to see the master!

As a result, you smashed the door directly and wanted to break in?

Who are you?How do you know that Master is here?Why did you break the Zhenlong chess game?

Or...

Are you the master's enemy?

Zhou Du rushed in directly, Su Xinghe's complexion changed drastically, and he rushed in after Zhou Du!

"Don't be so rude!"

"You stop for me!"

Su Xinghe grabbed Zhou Du's arm.

Zhou Du shouted directly, "Wu Yazi!"

"The old man passed on the headship to you, what do you think you have done?"

Zhou Du smirked.

Hit a snake to hit seven inches, and hurt people's privacy.

It's time to piss off this scumbag.

"I left you with too many things!"

"Beiming Divine Art, Lingbo Weibu, Langhuan Blessed Land... Even a pig can become number one in the world, right?"

"Look at what you're playing with now?"

"My wife ran away and brought you a green hat."

"The apprentice poisoned you, attacked you, and drove you into the cliff!"

"Your Senior Sister and Third Junior Sister have become life and death enemies."

"What are you doing alive?"

"If I were you, I would have killed myself with a piece of tofu."

Zhou Du spoke indifferently.

Su Xinghe shivered.

you you you……

On the beam of the house, hangs an old man with a face like a crown jade.

His expression was dazed at first.

After all, he was hiding here without knowing his life or death, yet someone broke in?
But before he saw Zhou Du's appearance clearly, he heard Zhou Du's words, and he was completely dumbfounded.

What the hell?

Is such a bastard, has it spread all over the rivers and lakes?
After hearing Zhou Du's words and seeing Zhou Du's appearance clearly...

Wu Yazi was even more confused.

After all, in his eyes, Zhou Du's current appearance is...Xiaoyaozi!
Wu Yazi spat out a mouthful of blood.

Master, stop talking.

Going on, I'm really going to burp!
Su Xinghe roared, "Bastard, how dare you say that about my master, I..."

Su Xinghe didn't hesitate any longer, and directly acted.

Wu Yazi: "..."

What the hell!

Su Xinghe, you are so fierce!

"Su Xinghe, do you want to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors?"

Wu Yazi roared in horror, his tone was broken.

Su Xinghe was taken aback.

Deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors?

I do not have it!

I really want to deceive my master and destroy my ancestors, why did I hide behind you, a bad old man, for 30 years?

"Why, do you think I'm right?"

"You scumbag, you eat from the bowl and look at the plate, and you still want to occupy the pot!"

"Why didn't Ding Chunqiu kill you?"

Zhou Du grinned, his 24 white teeth gleaming.

"Stop talking, let me tell you that I'm really going to die!"

Hanging from the beam of the house, Wu Yazi said weakly.

"With me here, even if your body is cold, I can save you, do you believe it?"

Zhou Du has his hands on his back, the master is lonely, and he pretends to be like the wind.

Wu Yazi: "..."

Well, you are awesome.

I haven't seen you for so many years, you can even bring the dead back to life?

Su Xinghe's face was dull, why did he act like an old father scolding his son?

"Tsk tsk, the whole body is disabled, it's so miserable."

Zhou Du smiled gently.

System, this is also the benefit you gave me.

Challenge Wu Yazi...

Wu Yazi can't move, I challenge him, the victory is 100% sure!

"Master, can you stop hurting me?"

"I'm really dying!"

Wu Yazi said with a wry smile.

"Hehe, how can you die if you don't disperse your kung fu?"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, everything was under control.

Su Xinghe: "????"

This old guy is...

What the hell!

With a plop, Su Xinghe knelt down.

"Disciple Su Xinghe, pay homage to Master."

Su Xinghe couldn't be more excited.

Grandpa actually came back?

That bastard Ding Chunqiu will not be able to play for many days.

"I wanted to fight with you to see your martial arts progress over the years, but now it seems..."

"Wu Yazi, you make my heart hurt!"

Zhou Du snorted softly and pulled Su Xinghe up.

Su Xinghe: "..."

You two chat, I don't say a word, I just watch quietly.

"Master, I dare not fight with you!"

Wu Yazi rolled his eyes.

When you didn't leave before, you often used the euphemistic name of watching our martial arts progress.

Then they caught me and beat me up.

Why don't you beat up senior sister and junior sister?
You bully me for being a man.

"Master, why are you still alive?" Wu Yazi asked, "40 years ago you said that you would not live much longer..."

"But now..."

Wu Yazi was speechless.

Why are you still jumping so hard?
You must be at least 150 years old, right?

Can't you look like an old man and speak softly?
"Sinister, you expect me to die, don't you?"

"Did you secretly prepare a coffin for me?"

Zhou Du said.

Wu Yazi swayed wildly, "I don't have it, it's impossible, don't talk nonsense."

"That, Master!"

Su Xinghe spoke, "The disciple prepared a nanmu coffin for Master. If you need it..."

"Will you speak?"

Zhou Du and Wu Yazi shouted at the same time.

Wu Yazi: Scoundrel, have you prepared a coffin for me?
You just want me to die as soon as you step on the horse, don't you?
Zhou Du: Lao Tzu is at the height of his spring and Autumn period, and I want Nima's coffin!
30 years of pretending to be deaf and dumb, do you not even understand the ways of the world?
Su Xinghe looked confused, what's wrong with me?
Why are you two scolding me together?
"Come on, the rules of the world, one-on-one!"

Zhou Du said coldly, "Wu Yazi, I challenge you, you should!"

Wu Yazi: "..."

Master, you deliberately wanted to take advantage of this to beat me to death, right?

"Let's fight fairly!"

Zhou Du reached out and grabbed Wu Yazi's arm.

"Master, don't!" Wu Yazi shouted, "Don't absorb my internal energy!"

"Without internal strength, I'm dead."

"I haven't found the next head yet!"

"I haven't spread the branches and leaves for the Xiaoyao faction yet!"

Wu Yazi shouted hastily.

Zhou Du: Hehe!
Do you believe what I said?

"Hurry up, I challenge you, do you admit defeat?"

Zhou Du said calmly.

"I admit defeat, admit defeat!"

Wu Yazi said hastily.

You old man, can you stop jumping off like this?

"Ding, congratulations to the host Dugu Nine Swords!"

The system's voice suddenly sounded, "Are you stuck with a bug? That's fine!"

"Host, you can do as you see fit, complete the task, and I will reward you..."

"good for everyone!"

The system said very arrogantly.

Zhou Du: "..."

This system...is quite special.

When other people's systems encounter bugs, they will be automatically repaired.

Look at our system, encourage me to get stuck in bugs.

This is the gap!

Zhou Du suddenly felt that an invisible memory permeated his whole body in his mind, and he instantly controlled the Dugu Nine Swords.

That's it!

With the Dugu Nine Swords and Xiaoyaozi's internal strength... I dare to directly attack the sweeping monk.

I just don't know if I can do it or not.

"Su Xinghe, carry your master on your shoulders and follow me!"

Zhou Du said.

Su Xinghe paused, cut the rope decisively, and lifted Wu Yazi up.

Wu Yazi: "???"

"Master, where are you taking me?" Wu Yazi asked.

"Heal you!" Zhou Du smiled.

Wu Yazi was overjoyed immediately, with Master's medical skills, it will definitely restore me to my original state.

When the time comes, Ding Chunqiu, you villain, I will kill you!
"Let's go to the Vulture Cave of Misty Peak in Tianshan Mountain!"

Zhou Du added a sentence.

Su Xinghe nodded.

Wu Yazi's body stiffened.

(;OдO)! !
No, I don't want to go!
(End of this chapter)