Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 162 Zhou Du: System, how many buckles have you eaten?System: Don't ask if you're a

Chapter 162 Zhou Du: System, how much kickback did you get?System: Don't ask if you're a friend!
Whether it was people or the evil race present, they were all stunned.

Is this the end?
Just ...

Can this guy act like a master?
"Look at the hammer!"

Zhou Du said abruptly, "This is a move I created myself!"

"Kick him down, it's true—Eastern Undefeated!"

"Stab his chrysanthemum, it's true—the chrysanthemum is broken!"

"Put his eyes in, this is true—Ke Zhen'e!"

"Smash him on the head, this is true—Xing Tian!"

Zhou Du said gently, "Do you have any opinions on the four moves created by Lao Tzu?"

The Heavenly Sovereigns of the Great Thousand World shook their heads frantically.

There is an opinion with a hammer!

When we see you in the future, we will be absolutely respectful!

You are a rogue!

We are not afraid of masters, we are afraid of masters playing hooligans!

"Ding, the task is completed, and the host will be rewarded with three small realms of cultivation!"

The sound of the system suddenly sounded!
Zhou Du suddenly felt crackling in his body...

Saint Realm [-]th Layer Heaven!
"Tongzi, the improvement of cultivation has been a little slow recently!"

Zhou Du communicated with the system.

system:"……"

Is this horse riding slow?

"Ding, why don't Tongzi let the host directly control the power of Pangu?" The system turned into a Erha, looking at Zhou Du with contempt.

"Besides becoming Erha, can't you become something else?"

Zhou Du was speechless.

"Ding, Erha's expression can despise you!" The system responded.

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Don't change the subject, you've said it all, let me control the power of Pangu!"

"Since you said it kindly, Tongzi, I sympathetically agree."

"Come on, let me become Pangu!"

Zhou Du smiled obscenely.

"Ding, it's still the same sentence..."

"Drink more northwest wind, and dry up the water in your brain!"

The system showed the classic Erha contemptuous expression.

Zhou Du: "→_→!"

"I've seen seniors!"

At this moment, Qin Tian and others surrounded him and bowed to Zhou Du.

As for the escape of the evil race outside the territory, let's run away.

Since the evil god burped, these guys can't make waves.

We play with them slowly.

"My name is Yun Potian, and I come from the Douqi Continent!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "I am younger than you."

Everyone: "..."

"Senior, I don't understand something."

Qin Tian continued, "Your cultivation level..."

"Spiritual Supreme Heaven!" Zhou Du looked innocent.

Everyone twitched.

Can you stop fooling around?

"My routine is different from yours. The exercises I practice come from a world called Shrouding the Sky."

"It's miserable there. Although the combat power is strong, but... it is traded with life."

"The rules of heaven are lacking there, but it doesn't matter here!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Qin Tian and others: "???"

Combat power in exchange for life?

However, this combat power is too high.

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense with you, I'm going to withdraw, you go and slaughter the evil race outside the territory!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

"Senior is leaving now?"

Qin Tian and the others were a little stunned.

"After pretending to force me to run..."

"Fuck me if you don't agree, la la la la!"

With a whoosh, Zhou Du turned into a ray of light.

Qin Tian and the others looked at each other.

Finally came to a conclusion...

This guy has a sick mind!

Forget it...

Yun Potian, you are the benefactor of the Great Thousand World.

Thank you!

Zhou Du had disappeared at this time.

Under the guidance of the system, he crossed the world barrier and embarked on a new path.

new world.

Zhou Du yawned, "Tongzi, tell me, this time, who am I? What is the mission?"

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the sky.

Well, densely packed...

spacecraft.

"Sci-fi world?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, the host's current identity...Human Emperor Xin!"

There was a hint of a smile in the system's voice, "Didn't you say so? You have no scumbag chance!"

"This time, Tongzi will give you a scumbag chance!"

"Tongzi wants to see if you're a mouthy guy!"

The system is full of smiles.

Zhou Du: "..."

I stepped on the horse's mouth, hey, what's the matter?

What world did you throw me into?

"Ding, Super Seminary, Xiongbing Company!"

The system said with a smile, "Hey hey, you have long legs!"

Zhou Du: Huh?
To the north of the Milky Way, my Yan is the most beautiful?
Inside the angel, there are so many long legs!
Angel Yan, Tianji Wang Hexi, Holy Kaisa.

Angel Lingxi, Angel Chasing...

A lot of angels!

There is also the innocent big sister Qilin and the hot rose beauty.

All day long, she calls herself the Sun's Reina.

There is also the little raccoon who is in love with Brother Monkey.

There is also a cold ice that was set up with a machine gun.

Zhou Du licked his lips...

Although there are many beauties, you can't be greedy.

Lao Tzu... What a scumbag!

Zhou Du took a deep breath.

"Without a woman in your heart, draw your sword and be a god of nature!"

"Tongzi, don't you want to mess with my Dao heart!"

Zhou Du said solemnly, "It's agreed that if you don't look for it, you won't look for it!"

As I said before, if you want to look for it, you should look for a woman with a high cultivation base in the high-level world!

because……

Those are all rich women!
As the saying goes, if you don't have a woman in your heart, you can draw a sword and be a god...and a rich woman will give you a good sword!

and so……

"Tongzi, I'm just a mouthy person, and I won't talk about it anymore."

Zhou Du raised his hands in surrender.

The main reason is that Zhou Du doesn't think he is a good person, but he is not a bad person either.

At the very least, I can't pull out the ruthlessness!
He is a person who shuttles in the world of the heavens, and he is an existence wandering in the heavens.

Displaced and homeless!
"Ding, that's enough, I won't talk nonsense with you!"

The system said, "It's still the same sentence, I will issue the task, and you will complete the task!"

"You invoice, I'll reimburse you!"

The system is full of smiles.

"Tongzi, to be honest..."

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "How many kickbacks did you get?"

system:"……"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"Host, are we good friends?"

said the system.

Zhou Du nodded.

"Ding, since we are friends, then don't ask too many questions!" The system said gently, "Or do you want me to go back and make a report and grant permission to punish the host?"

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, you have changed!

You don't spoil me anymore!

You actually threatened me, you actually wanted to punish me?
"Ding, what's our slogan?"

"good for everyone!"

"so……"

"Do not ask!"

The sound of the system is very gentle.

Zhou Du: "..."

So, what is the organization behind you?
system provider?

"Ding, stop talking nonsense, in this world, you just walk sideways!"

The system continued, "Didn't you say that your cultivation has been improving very slowly recently? Tong Zi, this time, I will give you enough improvement!"

Zhou Du scratched his head.

Tongzi, are you sure I didn't find you taking kickbacks, you want to bribe me?
Am I that easy to buy off?
"At least become Zhundi!" Zhou Du said proudly, "This is the most basic!"

"Ding, there are the most saint kings!" the system said, "One size fits all! If you want it, you want it, if you don't, you don't want it!"

Zhou Du: "System, you bargain too hard!"

System: "Let's take a step back, Saint Wang Bachongtian, how about it?"

Zhou Du exhaled, "Okay, you are the system, you have the final say!"

system:"……"

The price of this vegetable market is haggled... why does it feel like it's still a loss?

"Ding, the mission is released."

"Tianzha Kunpeng is chasing and killing...the angel Lingxi."

(End of this chapter)

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