Douluo: I am an extraterrestrial demon

Chapter 340 Why Is My Life So Hard

Chapter 340 Why Is My Life So Hard

"Join!" Lin Xi didn't hesitate.

It's either that she hasn't seen the goldfingers in the chat group, or she doesn't know if there is a big cheating group leader.

Traveling through and adding golden fingers, hahaha, it seems that she, Lin Xi, must be the protagonist. In the future, it is not a dream to fight against the Three Thousand Emperors with one hand, and push the fifty states horizontally with two palms!
[Ding, congratulations to the goddess of the Lin family for joining the chat group]

[Ding, congratulations to Maoshan Ninth Uncle for joining the chat group]

[Ding, congratulations to the ghost of the ancient temple for joining the chat group]

Someone came again.

Hearing the prompt from the chat group, Shang An's heart skipped a beat.

It seems that the world shuttle function will be activated soon.

Huang Rong: Finally, a newcomer is here again, newcomer, sign up quickly!

Flame Lingji: The newcomer explodes!Do you have a good-looking sister?Ask for stickers.

Yue Buqun: Cough, welcome to the new group members, don’t panic, this place is not caused by any monsters or supernatural powers, but a chat group that truly connects the heavens and the world... In short, you must join the group first Change the nickname of the group, you can view the specific situation and precautions of the chat group in the group file, remember, you must be respectful to the group owner! ! !

They are still the most active in the chat group, Huang Rong and Yan Lingji may be because they are too idle, and Yue Buqun has changed jobs to commentate in the group, and he sorted out the precautions of the chat group. It can be said that Lao Yue still knows how to do things, so the size of the new group members can be regarded as a favor from him.

Nie Xiaoqian: My slave, Nie Xiaoqian, has met all the immortals.

Lin Jiu: Here, the heavens and the worlds!
In Yizhuang, Lin Jiu looked at the group documents on the panel in front of him, his mood was in turmoil, the pen and ink on the talisman paper was crooked, and a talisman that was about to be drawn was destroyed just like that.

But at this moment, he couldn't care less about it.

A flash of inspiration flashed in his eyes, "There is no ghost aura, it is not the work of ghosts."

He picked up the talisman paper and magic weapon to test again, but still found no abnormality.

"Could it really be connected to the heavens!"

Thinking of this, Lin Jiu couldn't help getting excited, great opportunity, great opportunity!
Blessed by the ancestors of Maoshan, I didn't expect Lin Jiu to have such a fortune.

It must be the blessing bestowed by the heavens for seeing me work hard to subdue demons and subdue demons!
Wencai and Qiusheng, who were learning how to draw talismans behind them, looked at each other.

"Master, isn't he bewitched by an evil spirit?"

"You are the only ones who are bewitched!"

Lin Jiu turned her head and glared at the two apprentices, and then hurriedly imitated Nie Xiaoqian to speak in the group.

Lin Jiu: Maoshan Lin Jiu has met all of you!
Yue Buqun: @尼小凡, we are not immortals, I suggest you take a look at the files in the chat group first.

Yue Buqun: @林九, are you a fellow Taoist from Maoshan? I met Yue Buqun in Huashan Mountain.

In Yue Buqun's world, there is also the Maoshan School, but although it is a Taoist sect, it only knows some Taoist martial arts and does not have any supernatural powers, and their Huashan is actually half of the Taoist school. The founder of the school, Hao Datong He was a disciple of Chongyang Daoist of Quanzhen Sect back then, known as Guangning Daoist.

Nie Xiaoqian: Okay, thank you for reminding me.

Tony Stark: Why are there no people from other technological worlds in the group, and I am the only great scientist in the group?

Seeing a group of ancients coming into the chat group, Tony Stark couldn't help but feel a little regretful. Although cultivating immortals is very good, he still prefers science.

Morgana: Pre-nuclear civilization boy, do you think you're good at it?
Tony Stark: I am the smartest genius inventor of this century, what do you know, a mere devil.

Because Morgana didn't trust the former group leader, Li Hao didn't tell the things about Morgana's world in vain, so Tony Stark still thinks that Morgana is the kind who spit sulfur out of her mouth , the devil who tempts others to fall.

Morgana: Haha, just an aborigine trapped in the planet, not even able to explore the galaxy, you are not even as good as a soldier to the queen.

Morgana taunted, and also attached a photo of Devil One.

In the vast cosmic starry sky, an extremely huge space battleship full of sense of science and technology stands horizontally in it, domineering and mighty.

Tony Stark opened his mouth wide.

Jarvis's cold voice sounded in his ears, "Sir, I sensed your abnormal heart rate, do you need first aid?" But Tony ignored it at the moment.

Tony Stark: Oh buy Karma!spacecraft!How is it possible, aren't you a devil?
He couldn't believe that a group of demons engaged in magic were more advanced than him in technology.

Morgana: How about the queen's car, whoever told you that the devil will not know technology, the little monkey of the pre-nuclear civilization.

Looking at the noise in the chat, Lin Xi couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth slightly.

Uncle Nine, Yue Buqun and Big Shit, these are all old actors!
She glanced at the group files, and her husband turned to the front. When she saw that the first group file was that the group owner could help the group members to calculate their fate, she showed a clear expression and didn't continue to read, otherwise she would definitely be able to It was found that the group leader and the current group leader are not the same person.

She looked at the group list and sneered in her heart. There is also a group leader who likes to fool around in this kind of chat group. Is that Taiyi God? , I am afraid it is also the trumpet of the group owner.

After all, in the same group, how could there be such a big difference in combat power? How could a chat group bring such a boss in from the very beginning? She, Lin Xi, has seen through everything.

She even dismissed Yue Buqun's notice that he must respect the group owner and administrator.

It's up to me, Lin Xi, to dismantle this big fool!
A wicked grin appeared on the baby's pink mouth.

She first changed her name.

Xihuang: Interesting, this emperor became Taoist in ancient times, and there are 12 yuanhuis so far. Entering this group today is also a good fortune.

Yan Lingji: 12 Yuan Hui, how long is this?
Lin Jiu: One Yuan Hui is 12 years, 600 Yuan Hui, hey, 12 billion years!

Morgana: How is it possible, 160 billion years, living longer than the universe!

Huang Rong: Ah, more than 100 billion years!Can people live so long?

Huang Rong felt that her view of time had been impacted. In the past, it was said that gods lived hundreds of years or thousands of years to be considered immortal, but these 100 billion years are nothing.

Nie Xiaoqian felt parched even more. Even though she was a ghost, she still couldn't hide her shock at the moment. Grandma was already so terrifying after only being a thousand-year-old monster. After living for tens of billions of years, a pig would become a fairy!
Sure enough, joining the chat group is to please grandma's hope.

Xihuang: @太一神神, group leader, since you can predict your fate, you may be able to predict the fate of this emperor. If you can predict your fate, this emperor will be rewarded generously.

The chat group suddenly fell silent.

How dare someone directly @集主大人, and ask the group owner to tell her fortune?

Is the rookie so fresh?
Which is stronger, the old monster who has lived for more than 100 billion years, or the leader of the group?
Everyone is delusional.

It's just that the tone of the speech seems a little familiar.

Yue Buqun's pupils shrank suddenly, and he quickly opened the group file and flipped it up. Only then did he remember that the group file he had posted before had not been deleted.

At that time, the chat group was still the era of Li Daxian, the leader of the big flicker group.

It's over, I have made an own mistake now!

Taiyi God: Oh, are you sure you want me to tell your fate for you, you can afford to let me do it.

Here it comes, Lin Xi only feels that everything is under control.

Sure enough, the group leader started asking for benefits, as she expected.

Xihuang: Of course, as long as you satisfy me, I will not hesitate to reward you.

After thinking for a while, she sent a drop of her own blood containing her own strength.

She doesn't know how terrifying her own blood is, but she can feel the powerful power in it. If ordinary people can't even bear the breath of this drop of blood, it's no wonder that this group of people can't bear it.

Shang An looked at Lin Xi's basic information displayed in the chat group, and received the red envelope.

A drop of golden blood landed on his hand, exuding a dazzling halo and containing powerful power.

"The blood of a saint, it's... Hey, this is it."

"A cause and effect, Xixi?"

He looked at the drop of blood with a slightly weird expression, and realized a causal connection between himself and the owner of the blood, and his long-standing memory was awakened.

"It turned out to be her. I thought it was some ignorant traveler."

He recalled the little netizen who gave him many unconstrained suggestions. Speaking of which, this girl seemed to have a verbal master-student status with him?No wonder this cause and effect is not small.

At the beginning, he didn't have the power of karma, so he didn't think about it so much, so his status really shouldn't be taken lightly.

This time I really met my hometown.

Using this drop of blood as a medium, he calculated, and a vague river of fate appeared in his eyes.

From Lin Xi's weeping birth to death on the hospital bed, and then to reincarnation, the reincarnation section was suddenly cut off. It seemed that there was some kind of mysterious power affecting it, which made it impossible to calculate.

"It seems that my old friend's time travel is not easy."

Shang An thought about it, and originally wanted to punish him a little bit, but now... well, he still needs to be punished.

Then...

dong dong!

Lin Xi, who was about to watch the "Taiyi God" joke, suddenly felt that someone had hit her fair forehead twice, and a round red mark appeared.

Her little face wrinkled in pain.

Immediately, a playful voice sounded next to my ears: "Xixizi, so cute! Such a cute little girl, should I steam it or braise it in soy sauce?"

Lin Xi's eyes widened instantly, who, who was speaking in her ear.

She twisted her little head, and the group of old men were still discussing beside her, with only one maid holding her by her side.

"Jie Jie Jie, it's a pity that there is too little meat now, let's raise it for a while."

"When it grows another hundred and eighty catties, it can be eaten. This little doll born from the wisdom of heaven and earth needs half of it to be braised in brown sauce and half of it to be steamed. Tsk tsk, that's a delicacy in the world."

Surrounded by eerie sounds, it sounded like howls of ghosts, which could stop children from crying at night and also frightened Lin Xi.

Then another invisible force lightly pinched Lin Xi's face, making her hair stand up.

"Who!" Lin Xi trembled in his heart and couldn't help shouting out.

"Miss, what's the matter?" The maid who was holding Lin Xi hurriedly asked in a panic. The woman she was holding in her arms was a goddess from the Lin family, and she dared not make any mistakes.

The group of old men next to him heard the movement and quickly surrounded him.

"Xi'er, what's wrong?"

"What happened?"

"No, look at Xi'er's forehead."

"Red mark, who hit it?"

"No, no one met Xi'er just now."

"What's going on! Is there anyone else!"

"Cuilian, what happened just now? Tell me one by one!"

Cuilian is the maid's name.

Cuilian, who was stared at by all the old people, turned pale, "I, I don't know, Miss has been in my arms, and no one else came over just now."

The faces of a group of old guys became extremely ugly. It would be normal for an ordinary baby to have a little red mark on the forehead, after all, the baby's skin is delicate.

But Lin Xitangtang was born a saint, and the body of a saint is hard to hurt even an ordinary magic soldier, how could he be like this for no reason.

Combined with Lin Xi's yell just now, these old guys immediately imagined that there was someone around who was spying on his Lin family's little princess.

Terrifying power enveloped all directions, and tyrannical divine thoughts swept across the entire Lin family, not letting go of a single corner.

Lin Xi is the unborn unicorn of his Lin family, whoever dares to make up her mind, these old guys dare to fight with anyone.

Even if it is to launch the Longevity War for it, it will not hesitate.

"Wait a minute!"

An old man in a golden robe stopped the crowd, and he frowned tightly, staring at the red marks in front of him.

Concentrating a magical power with his fingers, he stretched out towards Lin Xi's forehead, wanting to touch the red mark, but before he got close, there was a faint celestial light flickering at the red mark.

In an instant, his finger was wiped out on the spot without even a drop of blood, it was completely wiped out.

If it is not retracted in time, it will even affect his entire arm.

"Seventh brother!"

"Seven ancestors!"

Concerned voices sounded one after another.

The old men looked at the blond old man in disbelief. You must know that this one is one of the oldest among the ancestors of the Lin family. It is said that he has already touched the realm of immortals. If it weren't for the world limit, he would have become Immortal.

Now, someone had crippled a finger out of thin air.

The old man in the golden robe waved them away, looked at his missing fingers, and after a long while, suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, the Immortal Emperor's blessing, Xi'er has received the Immortal Emperor's blessing!"

"what!"

Hearing the words of the golden-robed old man, the rest of the old men were shocked.

The Immortal Emperor, the Emperor of Immortals, is an existence that truly stands at the pinnacle of the Immortal Dao. It has already transcended the world, and it is a legend even in ancient times.

Even the distant ancestor of his Lin family was only in the realm of the Immortal King, and in this era when the passage to the Immortal Realm had disappeared, Xi'er was actually able to obtain the blessing from that existence.

What a great luck!Great opportunity!

The elders who wanted to understand were ecstatic.

Only the infant Lin Xi wanted to cry but had no tears. What kind of blessing is this from the immortal emperor? It is obvious that a big immortal emperor-level demon is eyeing her fresh and tender little piece of fat!Prepare to be fattened before eating.

The red mark on the forehead is probably a mark.

Why is her life so miserable!
Before he had time to experience his new life well, he was targeted by a big monster, and he wanted to eat him, and it seemed that his family was useless.

But why are you staring at her!Is it because she is so talented?
Really, she cried to death,

woo woo woo woo...

(End of this chapter)

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