Hong Kong Comprehensive: Longevity from Uncle Nine

Chapter 117 Teaching Theoretical Knowledge
In the bathroom, Lin Yulian only felt that she saw a phantom just now, she mustered up her courage, walked to the pool step by step, and looked inside.

The female Li Gui who was lying inside stretched out her hand and grabbed Lin Yulian's neck.

Lin Yulian wanted to yell, but she couldn't yell at all, and she already felt suffocated.

Nv Ligui floated up, and Lin Yulian floated in mid-air. She held Nv Ligui's cold hands with both hands, and her feet were kicking on the edge of the pool.

But no matter how hard she struggled, the hand holding her neck remained motionless, and she felt that her chest was going to explode.

"How courageous, Chi!"

Zhang Wei shouted, threw a ghost exorcism talisman, and hit the female Ligui.

"what!"

Nu Ligui let out a cry of pain, immediately let go, then backed away and disappeared.

And Lin Yulian fell directly to the ground, coughing violently.

Zhang Wei didn't care about Lin Yulian, he took the compass to check carefully, and the needle of the compass didn't move any more.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Wei stepped forward and said, "Are you okay?"

Lin Yulian, who was a little unconscious, immediately screamed, "Ah, it's weird!"

"What's up!"

Everyone heard the screams and rushed over, while Zhang Wei was a little confused.

Seeing Zhang Wei standing there, Kim McGee smiled and said, "No way, Sir Zhang, are you pretending to scare the broom star?"

Yi Lei looked at it with strange eyes, and said, "Maybe it's peeping?"

Chen Hui said with a cheap smile, "It's very possible."

Zhang Wei said angrily: "She really met a ghost, there are two female ghosts in this camp!"

Lin Jiajun was surprised: "No, then we are still training here?"

Hu Xin puffed up his chest and said, "So what, this is just a test for us! This is how our trick-seeking troops should be trained!"

Yi Lei hurriedly said loudly: "I protest!"

Hu Xin snorted coldly and said: "The protest is invalid, go to sleep immediately, this is an order!"

Zhang Wei said: "Everyone, don't worry, take the amulet I gave you, and if something happens, I will be there as soon as possible."

Everyone dispersed immediately and returned to their office.

And Zhang Wei found Hu Xin and said, "Meng Chao has been poisoned by the vampire's corpse, and I can't solve it."

Hu Xin was surprised and said: "God, then shoot him directly!"

Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped him and said, "Maybe there is still a chance, if it's really not possible, let's go this way again."

Hu Xin nodded and said: "Okay then, Consultant Zhang, take a rest earlier, and I will entrust you to you for tomorrow's training."

In the early morning of the next day, just as the rooster crowed, everyone got up to wash and prepare for morning exercises.

Morning exercises are naturally physical training, and running five kilometers around the playground is enough.

Although everyone is a police officer, there are a few people whose physical fitness is not up to the standard, and they also have the wisdom of a big snake.

After running only two kilometers, Da Sheming was out of breath, and Chen Hui was also out of breath, and Yi Lei was almost out of breath.

The best one is naturally Zhang Wei, who studies Taoism like him, has mana, and has extremely strong physical fitness, so he is far ahead in the five-kilometer run.

Hu Xin took the teaching stick and shouted: "Look at how much Advisor Zhang ran, and look at you, the old lady selling popsicles outside is faster than you!"

"Run!"

"Snapped!"

"Ouch!"

Chen Hui screamed and ran quickly.

Yi Lei and Da Sheming didn't dare to stop when they saw this, and continued to run.

Soon, Zhang Wei ran five kilometers. He walked aside and ran with He Fanni again, which made Dai Bobo and the others who followed behind roll their eyes.

After running five kilometers, they went to make breakfast, and half an hour after breakfast, they started the first day of classes.

Because they all started from scratch, Zhang Weid had to start from the basics and the common sense in the practice world.

They mainly deal with weirdness, so Zhang Wei started with weirdness and zombies.

In the classroom, Zhang Wei drew three simple portraits of zombies, ghosts and vampires on the podium.

He pointed at the zombie with a stick and said: "The formation of zombies is because people have not swallowed their breath when they die, and the place where they are buried is a place where Yin Qi gathers. After a long time, they will become zombies."

"Zombies are divided into several stages. The first stage is white and black. They only dare to absorb the essence of moonlight in the middle of the night to enhance the yin energy in their bodies."

"When you get to the green zombie, you are not afraid of some poultry. At this time, he will suck the blood of cattle, sheep and other animals. Of course, if it is a big rooster or a black dog, you can scare the green zombie away."

"Zizhi is very powerful. It is no longer afraid of people, it can suck human blood, but it is afraid of sunlight, glutinous rice and so on."

"Upward hair stiffness and flying stiffness only existed a few decades ago, and now a purple stiffness is difficult to deal with."

"However, zombies can be seen and touched. Maybe they can be wiped out with thermal weapons."

Kim McKee answered, "I didn't expect that there are all these particularities in it."

Lin Jiajun said: "Since it can be eliminated by thermal weapons, it seems that this zombie is quite scientific."

Zhang Wei patted the table and said: "This is theoretical, I haven't tried it yet."

Chen Hui smiled and said, "Then catch a zombie one day and try it out."

Zhang Wei tapped on the blackboard and said, "Take some notes, this is the key point of the exam."

"what?"

Everyone immediately took notes.

Zhang Wei continued: "The formation of gui is different, gui is formed by the soul of a person after death, generally they are wandering spirits, which will be taken by the ghosts of the underworld to reincarnate underground.

Of course, there are also some lonely souls who have not yet been reincarnated, and as long as they don't provoke them, they will be fine. "

"However, if this person is treated unfairly and tortured before he dies, then he will become resentful."

"If you solve his resentment, he will leave naturally, but there are also those who have a lot of resentment. If he kills someone, he will become a vicious and evil person."

"The way of attacking by grievances is mainly to affect our brains and make us hallucinate, they can't attack us directly.

Moreover, you can't get close to people with high fortune, rosy face and strong yang energy. "

"But Li Gui is different from Evil Gui. Evil Gui can possess people with low luck and lack of yang energy. Li Gui can directly attack people and know some spells. The most common way is to attack people with thoughts. .”

"Of course last night, when Li Gui attacked Lin Yulian, he stretched out his hand and strangled her neck. Maybe she was strangled before she died, so she killed like this."

Miao Zhiwei quickly asked: "Brother, how do you determine your fortune and yang energy?"

Zhang Wei immediately drew a picture and said: "There are three fires on a person's body, one on each side of the shoulder and the top of the head. So at night, you must not be patted on the shoulder."

"In addition, if you have been unlucky recently, it means that your luck is not high, and the lack of yang energy is simple. You should stop playing with women and keep healthy. It is best to get more sun."

Chen Hui wailed: "Then I'm miserable, I can't be a horse, what's the point of life?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Who else can you date in this camp?"

"Hahaha" Kim McKee raised his head and laughed, and the people around him also laughed.

Zhang Wei knocked on the blackboard and said, "Now let's talk about vampires, they are western ghosts. According to my uncle's experience, vampires are afraid of silver crosses, Christian Bibles and holy water."

"If it's a low-level vampire, you can drive him away with onions."

Zhang Wei took out a handful of .[-] and said, "Now we are developing silver bullets to deal with vampires. These are useful for ordinary vampires, but if you are a powerful vampire, then you should run quickly."

Lin Jiajun smiled and said: "This vampire is still easy to deal with. I think the most difficult thing to deal with is the cunning, too abstract."

Zhang Wei nodded and said: "That's right, the ghost is nothingness, as long as it doesn't show up, you can't see it at all, but there are some special people, they are born with yin and yang eyes, and they can see the ghost."

"Of course, we can use some assistance, and we can also open our eyes to see the tricks."

"Today we will learn the theory and common sense of zombies, tricks, and vampires, and we will learn how to open our eyes in the afternoon."

Zhang Wei began to talk about some local characteristics that may exist in these things.

Chen Meijun below is the most serious about learning. After all, her family has been exorcising demons for several generations, which makes her very interested in exorcising demons.

Originally, she would have been the most professional in the trick-catching team, but she didn't expect that Advisor Zhang knew more comprehensively than her.

This made Chen Meijun's eyes shine.

And He Fanni was very proud when she saw Zhang Wei who was talking about theoretical knowledge on the podium. She looked around several women and smiled triumphantly.

But seeing Chen Meijun's shining eyes, he snorted coldly in his heart and said to be careful.

Soon, the morning time passed.

Going down, Zhang Wei brought props for opening eyes, a basin of clear water and several willow leaves.

This clear water was not brought in casually, but the dew in the morning, consecrated by Zhang Wei chanting a mantra.

Seeing that Zhang Wei was ready, Chen Hui asked, "Consultant Zhang, can you really see ghosts later?"

Zhang Wei took out a yellow umbrella from the suitcase beside him and threw it away.

The yellow umbrella opened by itself, spinning continuously, floating in mid-air.

"Ah! Weird!"

Lin Yulian was so frightened that she hugged Dai Bobo next to her. He Fanni and Dai Bobo also hugged each other. The three women huddled together in fright, only Chen Meijun showed excited eyes.

And Lin Jiajun and Miao Zhiwei had already seen the tricks before, so they were still calm. Yi Lei next to him was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, while Jin Maiji hugged Meng Chao tightly, and Chen Hui and Big Sheming hugged each other.

Hu Xin stood there trembling. He was afraid of losing face, so he pretended to be calm.

Zhang Wei said, "Okay, don't be afraid, which one of you will come first?"

Miao Zhiwei hurried forward and said, "Brother, help me first!"

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Come forward, close your eyes first."

Miao Zhiwei came to Zhang Wei and closed his eyes. Zhang Wei dipped two willow leaves in water and wiped them on Miao Zhiwei's eyelids.

Immediately chant the mantra: "The law of heaven is clear, the law of earth is spirited, yin and yang form essence, water spirit manifests form, spiritual light and water capture, reach heaven and earth, follow law and law, mirror yin and yang, the true form is quickly revealed, and the true form is quickly revealed. Follow Sanmao Zhenjun like a law! Hurry like a law!"

"Open your eyes!"

Miao Zhiwei immediately opened his eyes and asked, "Brother, is it alright?"

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Turn your head to look at that yellow umbrella."

Miao Zhiwei quickly turned his head and saw that there was indeed a woman under the yellow umbrella. The woman was completely soaked, and water dripped continuously from her body.

As for the woman's pale and swollen face, she knew she had drowned.

Miao Zhiwei was surprised and said: "Brother, I saw it, a girl, did she drown?"

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "That's right, who else wants to see it?"

Chen Meijun immediately shouted: "Brother, I, let me come!"

Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Okay, you come."

Zhang Wei also opened Chen Meijun's eyes, and Chen Meijun also saw the drowning ghost under the yellow umbrella.

Zhang Wei said: "Just wipe off the water on the eyes, and the opened Yin-Yang eyes will disappear."

Hearing this, Miao Zhiwei wiped off the water from his eyelids, and in the next second, he really couldn't see the girl with the yellow umbrella.

He was surprised: "It's true, I can't see it anymore."

Miao Zhiwei asked again: "Brother, can I open my eyes myself?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Do you want to fart? This is my power to help you open your eyes through the medium."

"If you want to open your eyes, you must have magic power. From today on, you all have to practice the "Guyi Heart Sutra". This is the simplest method of Taoism."

Miao Zhiwei excitedly said: "Brother, teach me quickly!"

Chen Meijun also raised her hand and said: "Brother, I am willing to learn too!"

Zhang Wei nodded and said: "Okay, this afternoon, we will start teaching the "Guyi Heart Sutra", and I will read it to everyone first."

The group returned to the classroom again, and Zhang Wei explained the "Guyi Heart Sutra" to them. After learning the Heart Sutra, they would have true energy in their bodies, and then they had to learn "Refining the Gods" to turn the true energy into mana.

But to learn these formulas in this era of depleted spiritual energy, it can be said to be as difficult as climbing the sky.

"Spend ten points of merit to exchange for ten wisps of spiritual energy."

Zhang Sheng in the void waved his hand and sent the ten wisps of spiritual energy into the classroom before leaving.

And inside the ancient tomb, two female Ligui were trembling there.

Wen Wan'er tremblingly said: "It's such a powerful coercion, I feel like I will be slapped to death."

Su Lier said in a low voice: "I beg God to bless you, I hope this big boss didn't find us."

After a while, the powerful coercion disappeared, and the two of them felt that the feeling of death finally disappeared.

Wen Wan'er said excitedly; "Could it be that the boss didn't find us?"

Su Lier shook her head and said, "It's impossible, maybe he doesn't bother to take action against us, or maybe he has some arrangements."

Wen Wan'er immediately said, "It must have something to do with those people who moved into the camp."

Su Lier nodded and said, "It's really possible. There is a master among them. Our strength hasn't recovered yet. We won't confront him for now. I'll go and have a look at it tonight."

In the classroom, Zhang Wei felt that the obscure air suddenly became more active, and he was a little surprised and asked, "Why do you feel that there is more spiritual energy suddenly?"

This made him a little puzzled, but it was a pity that Uncle Feng and the others were not around, otherwise he could have asked.

He didn't think much about it either, the most important thing now was to make the trick-catching troops regular.

After a while, Chen Meijun said loudly: "Ah, I feel the air current!"

(End of this chapter)