Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 545 Have you forgotten?
After hearing what I said, the family of three in front of me and the 'little Taoist priest' Mingyue all had expressions of astonishment on their faces.

The 'little Taoist priest' also took out his Taoist certificate, pointed at the certificate and said to me:

"Am I a fake Taoist priest?

So is this also fake? "

"I bought it for fifteen thousand,

Even though it looks like I bought it, the certificate actually came from the Luoshen Temple in our hometown.

The master of the temple, Bu Liuxian, was my friend before he became a monk.

Fifteen thousand is still the friend’s price.”

Amid the suspicious looks from the people in front of me, I spread my hands, made a helpless expression, and said:
"The War of Gods has been going on for several years, and it has long been popular outside to buy a Taoist priest to prove that you are safe.

If there really is any fight between gods and immortals, the Taoist temple will be warned in advance.

Thanks to this Taoist certificate, we have escaped death many times.

Isn’t that right? I heard that my brother is not dead.”

Having said this, I paused and pointed to the 'little Taoist priest' and continued:

"Someone had seen his father near the snow-capped mountains, so the two of us came over to take a look.

Unexpectedly, just after we went up the mountain, our uncle and nephew were blown away by the storm.

I saw the Immortal Tomb on the mountain and was so frightened that I lost my memory.

It seems that my eldest nephew should be about the same as me."

After listening to my words, 'Little Taoist' Mingyue's eyes immediately widened. Then he touched the scar on his head and said to me:
"You are my uncle?

You said you were my uncle, why can’t I remember it at all?”

"You unfortunate kid, you really forgot about me."

After looking at the 'little Taoist priest' who looked distrustful, I continued:
"I didn't see your Taoist certificate just now, did I?

But I know that it says your Dharma name is Mingyue, which are two characters taken from your real name, Shen Mingyue.

You should still have the registration certificate with you, which says that you have registered at Erlang Temple.

That is to prevent inspection by gods. A Taoist certificate alone is still a bit thin, but adding a registration certificate is really much."

After listening to my words, the little Taoist priest actually took out a registration certificate from his body.

Sure enough, there is proof from Erlang Temple on it.
Seeing the little Taoist priest's shocked mouth begin to slowly close, I struck while the iron was hot and continued:

“Eldest nephew, you have loved sweets since you were a child.

Before the battle between gods, I couldn’t eat enough chocolate and sugar triangles.

Are you desperately trying to get a bite of something sweet right now? "

Although the 'little Taoist priest' didn't answer directly, he couldn't help but swallowed. This time it was true to my words.

The man also believed what I said. He still regretted slapping the 'little Taoist priest' before and wanted to make amends, so he said:
"It's difficult if it's sweet.
Our family of three has not eaten sweets for a while. We are opening up wasteland and cultivating land just to have enough food.

But I do have sweet sorghum seeds.
Next year, next year I will open an acre of land to grow sweet sorghum stalks, which are sweeter than sugar cane."

While talking, the man smiled at me and continued:

"As I said just now, as long as you marry Baozhu"

This time, before the man finished speaking, I smiled, waved my hand, and said:
"Marriage is marriage, but your son-in-law is not me."

As I said that, I pointed to the 'little Taoist priest' who seemed to have reacted and said:

"Brother, what do you think of my nephew?

A serious 15-year-old young man who has just passed puberty and has developed everything that needs to be developed.
Is it worthy of your family’s orb? "

The man looked at the 'little Taoist' up and down a few more times, then shook his head and said:
"too small
Baozhu is eighteen years old, three years older than the young master."

"The female junior is holding the gold brick, Shen Mingyue, don't interrupt! Parents make the decision on marriage matters. When parents are not around, it is the uncle who makes the decision." I interrupted Ming Yue, who was blushing as red as her buttocks, and then continued to say to the man with a smile:

"It's better for women to be older.
In the past, it was important to marry an older wife. Older wives would be more affectionate.

In two years, my nephew will have a baby, and I will give you some grandsons and granddaughters, so you two can just have fun secretly.
My nephew is still honest, unlike me who has two wives outside. He keeps thinking about those two women and can't calm down.

You said that your Baozhu really followed me, but I still have two women in my heart, and my life is not stable.

The most important thing is, even though I look young, I am actually almost forty.

This is twenty years older than Miss Baozhu. If we two get married, I will definitely make the first move.

It's okay to have children, but if you don't have children, who will serve Baozhu until he grows old?
Even if you two have another child, are you so confident that your sister will bring trouble to your brother?

It would be different if I married my nephew. When he was young, my brother and sister-in-law asked a fortune teller to tell his fortune.

My nephew can live to be 97 years old. Even if Miss Baozhu lives to be a hundred years old, the two of them will grow old together."

My words impressed the man. He turned back and walked to his wife, and the couple exchanged a few words in a low voice.

Then he called the girl named Baozhu in, and the three of them talked for a long time in the outer room.

Taking advantage of this moment, 'Little Taoist' Mingyue said to me:
"I can't remember it at all. Are you really my uncle?

Even if you are my uncle, you cannot be so hasty about such a big thing as marriage."

“It’s a big deal not to starve to death”

I interrupted the 'little Taoist priest' and then continued to say to him:
"Xiao Mingyue, whether you remember it or not, I am your uncle, so I can't watch you starve to death.
Now that the gods are fighting outside, there is no food left.

Look at your father-in-law's place. There is no shortage of food or meat.

Just stay down and have a few more kids.

Just live here for ten or eight years. When the war between gods outside ends, let's go out again.

When the time comes, I will go out to find your parents first. If their fate is critical, then you can reunite with your wife and children as a family.

When you came in just now, the girl who opened the door for you was your wife, she is beautiful and sensible.
I feel my conscience and say, if it weren't for you two aunts outside, such a good thing wouldn't be your turn. "

The 'Little Taoist' still felt something was wrong. Just when he was about to continue saying something, the man came in through the curtain and said with a smile:

"Fortunately, brother, you opened your mouth, what do you think?

The person in the orb’s image is also the young master
Hahaha, I almost ordered Yuanyangpu by mistake.

Now is the time to be particular, so today will be a happy day.

After a while, our couple made half-frozen pigs, and in the evening they got married and entered the bridal chamber.

My son-in-law's parents are not here, so brother, you are my in-laws.
On the big day, you have to drink two more drinks.”

The 'Little Taoist' wanted to say a few words but I pulled him back and said:

"My dear, you just gave my nephew a place to eat.

Don’t worry, your son-in-law can’t do anything wrong.”

Seeing the old couple busy, the girl named Baozhu also blushed and moved to another room to prepare.

The 'Little Taoist' grabbed me and said:

"Uncle, the more I think about it, the more wrong I get."

"What's wrong?"

I smiled at him and continued:

“We talk about uncle and nephew, but actually we are almost as close as brothers.

Did you forget?Back then you recognized me as your godson."

(End of this chapter)