Please come down when it gets dark

I saw the monkey sitting on the ground, then stuck its head into its crotch, and then made a disgusted expression.
After making this expression, the monkey got up, ran into the bathroom, and came out wearing a bathrobe inside.

Afterwards, the animal played an old Taoist vividly.

Every few steps it took, it sniffed the 'robe' on its body, and immediately made a disgusted expression.

Then the 'old Taoist' walked to the corner, as if he had lifted something up on the ground.

At this moment, the 'old Taoist' became the monkey himself again.

It seemed to have grabbed something and was led out.

Later, the beast and the monkey played two roles, pretending to be the coquettish old Taoist priest for a while, and becoming itself again for a while.

After tossing for a while, the 'old Taoist' took something out of his arms, put it in his mouth and chewed it for a long time, and then wiped the chewed stuff on the monkey's eyes and ears.

I understand now, Bu Liuxian has been here
What the monkey just did was taught by that old Taoist priest.
How could Bu Liuxian have the ability to do such a thing under the supervision of dozens of gods?

Guangwu Heze is Zhuge Zhengqi, not him Bu Liuxian.
Watching the monkey complete the scene step by step, my mind was almost on fire, and I couldn't figure out what Bu Liuxian wanted to do.

I am not Guangwu Heze in the first place, so I am not afraid of being investigated by these gods.

Then what is he trying to do by taking off his pants and farting.
Just when I was puzzled and staring at the monkey, there was a knock on the door.

The moment the door knocked, the image of Qiu Beidou appeared in my mind.

At that moment, I opened the bedroom door, and sure enough, I saw Qiu Beidou standing outside the door.

I smiled at Fatty Qiu and said:

"Qiu Xian, you are too polite, just walk in through the door.

We are old acquaintances, when we entered the Luoshen Temple for no reason, the first fairy we saw was your old man. "

Qiu Beidou laughed and said:

"Isn't this afraid that you have something here that even a god like me shouldn't see?"
There is Ge Ge outside, and there is Miss Feng's family here.

You young people are full of firepower, who knows what you are doing behind closed doors?
It's okay, kid, don't blush, gods are also descended from mortals.
Everyone came here at that time."

While talking, Qiu Beidou strolled into the bedroom.

Not seeing the person he wanted to see, Fatty Qiu was somewhat disappointed.

He glanced at the Fenshui golden-eyed ape squatting in the corner, and said with some surprise:
"What did this bastard do with you?
I remember it was captured by Han Rang, and I heard from Wusun that it was brought by Zhou Zhengxian—eh? "

Halfway through the conversation, Qiu Beidou was startled for a moment, and then said in a somewhat unexpected way:
"This bastard broke open the door, it's time to recognize you as the master.
Although it is not considered Han Rang's fairy pet, he has recognized his master anyway.

Such a change of owner is rare.”

He used the immortal technique in front of so many gods before, and now he has to admit it.

I said directly:

"Isn't this all thanks to your old friend - Bu Liuxian?
I used the fairy method that the old guy left on me to make this monkey docile.

At the beginning, he stored a trace of immortality in me, saying that it was not taken away by a certain god when he returned to heaven.

Their masters and apprentices want to wait for the gods to descend to earth, and they are worried about getting messed up, so they store it on me.

Now that I think about it, it should be Guangwu Heze's immortal method, and the old guy didn't have any good intentions. He probably wanted me to take the blame for Guangwu Heze for them.

There is also He Yunshang, the Venerable Beiguang Xiaojie who spoke to you just now, and he also left a trace of immortality on me.

In all likelihood, I didn't have any good intentions."

Qiu Beidou obviously already knew about it. After he smiled, he said:

"He Yunshang is no longer the Venerable Beiguang Xiaojie
During his undercover rebellion this time, although he did not capture Guangwu Heze, he also lost a traitor.

Great achievements have been made, and His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is preparing to reward He Yunshang. It seems that a true emperor's immortal position cannot escape. "

Having said that, Qiu Beidou glanced at me again and said:

"I came to you to ask about the immortal law, and those gods are just guessing.

However, He Yunshang admitted for you that half of the magic was given to you by him, and what he said was also vague, and the gods who listened to it also had a half-knowledge.
Regardless of what Bu Liuxian wants to do, keeping him on your body is the real magic of immortality.

It's a little less, but it's not comparable to mortal monks.
No matter who it was before, it’s yours if it’s given to you.”

When he said this, Fatty Qiu paused, and then he continued:
"Dozens of gods have seen you perform the immortal technique just now, but some of them suspect that it is not all the immortal technique of He Yunshang.

What he can give you without being discovered by other gods must be extremely rare, so rare that it is almost impossible to use it.
However, those gods can't tell clearly whether His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven rewarded you with immortal arts when you were the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven.

If any gods ask you, just ask them to ask His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven."

At this time, Fatty Qiu is still very interesting to me, and knows how to teach me how to deal with possible situations that may arise.

I nodded and said:

"Then I know what to do
After I realized it just now, I also said why no gods care about my fairy art, I dare say they are all pretending to understand."

Fatty Qiu also smiled, and then he restrained his smile somewhat, and said to me:
"Knowing that this is Guangwu Heze's immortal method, I know it in my heart
But boy, after all, this is not a magic technique that you have created by Zhou Tian.

If you meet a well-prepared monk, as long as you have a little carelessness, you will fall into a place of eternal doom.

Just like Zhou Zhengxian, although he is blind, there is a mortal Han Rang behind him."

After listening to Qiu Beidou's words, I nodded repeatedly and said:

"Qiu Xian, now I'm not the righteous son of the Emperor of Heaven who has been implicated by Bu Liuxian's master and apprentice.

It was because of you that I was drawn into the circle of immortals.

Now that the Heavenly Emperor doesn't care about me, Bu Liuxian and the others probably don't have the heart to take care of me anymore.

If something happens to me, don't you just pretend not to see it?
For example, if Zhou Xiazi came to trouble me, you can't ignore it. "

Fatty Qiu laughed and said:

"Boy, remember that you are the strongest under the gods.
If I were you, don't wait for Zhou Zhengxian to get ready.

You go straight to him and trouble him
There just happened to be a good excuse - to avenge your good brother Wusun.

Who let him, an outsider, contact another group of outsiders to compete for the Wu family's property?
Wujia, that is a special place for the emperor of heaven to come down to earth."