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Chapter 413 Next Life

I looked at Feng Chengcheng who was still talking freely, and really didn't know whether her words were true or not.

At this time, the old man brought over another bowl of soup.

laid it on our table, and said:
"This is the egg soup as a gift, you are all bosses, don't hold it against you."

Looking at the scattered wisps of egg flowers floating in the soup, Feng Chengcheng smiled at the man and said:

"How can you dislike such a good soup?
Boss, I will definitely give your hotel a five-star review on Dianping.
Look at these several dishes, we can't eat them either.

You ask the proprietress to come over and eat together
Such delicious chicken, if you can't eat it, it will be wasted. "

"We are not bosses, lady boss, you are the bosses, big bosses"

The man bared his teeth and smiled. After looking back at his wife, he continued with some embarrassment:

"It won't be wasted, you can't finish it, the two of us ate it at night.

How can such a good thing be left?

It just so happens that tomorrow is my birthday, so let me celebrate my birthday early."

"Then I have to wish you a happy birthday tomorrow."

I smiled and wanted to pay some money to show it.

Helplessly, all the family property was left in Erlang Temple, and I searched all my pockets, but I couldn't find a penny.
Seeing me a little embarrassed, Feng Chengcheng took out his wallet, took out a stack of banknotes from it, did not hand it directly to the old man, but stuffed it into my hand.

Seeing the woman smiling, I hesitated for a moment, then handed the money in my hand to the old man, and said:

"It makes sense
Take it, it's just a little service fee for you.

If you don’t think it’s too small, then we will give a bad review.”

After all, the old man finally accepted the several hundred dollars.

It was probably the first time to receive a tip. After getting the money, both he and the old woman were excited and nervous.

"Hurry up, fry an egg for the guests.

Beat three eggs and put less onions."

The old woman took the money handed over by her man with a smile on her face, and then the two of them went to the backyard to beg together.

As he walked, he whispered:

"I just said that the eyelid of the left eye has been twitching all the time for the past two days, there must be something good
I've heard that foreigners give tips before, but I didn't expect such a good thing to happen to us.

If you are in charge, things will be in pairs.

If you work hard tonight, maybe you can meet a son."

"You can pull it down, old lady, you can accumulate some virtue.
The two of us are almost one hundred and two together. How will we support our son after we are born?

It's not that I'm discouraging. Before he graduates from elementary school, the two of us have to leave first.

Waiting for my son to graduate from elementary school, and the remaining one is over 70, who will take care of whom?

Don't think about it, it's just like this for the rest of our lives.

In the next life, in the next life, I will still look for you
I asked to be born into a big girl, and you became a man.

I will give you two children, a boy and a girl."

"I haven't enjoyed any blessings with you in this life, and I will ask you to suffer and suffer in the next life?

In my next life, I have to find someone who is pleasing to the eye, who is tempered, and who doesn't hit me very much.

I will give him a son, thank you for giving birth to a daughter, let's get married and go home."

The man who said a few words raised his hand, slapped his wife's ass, and said with a smile:

"Bah! I'm still married to you?

I haven't hit you much recently, your skin is itchy again, isn't it?

Waiting to go back to the house at night, you see how I deal with you."

The words were harsh, but the old couple had smiles on their faces.

Seeing the two chattering and going to the chicken shed in the backyard, Feng Chengcheng had an envious expression on his face.

She looked at me with a half-smile and said:

"Your Highness, do you think that when we reach that age, will we be like the two of them?
At that time, we will also open a small hotel, no, the hotel will be too troublesome to welcome and send, so we should open a small restaurant.

My younger brother Tianqi can stir-fry a few dishes and let him take charge of the cooking.
I will be the shopkeeper to watch the counter, and then hire a little girl to be the waiter.

You don't have to do anything, just be an uncle in the store.
You rest in the back, smoke if you want, drink if you want.

If you’re bored, go find other old ladies to dance in the square, I won’t be jealous.”

"I asked the old lady to do a square dance, why are you jealous?

Pooh!Why should I go to the old lady for a square dance.
No, why did you arrange it so clearly for me?"

After being detoured in by this woman, I finally managed to get out.

Seeing me talking and gesticulating, Feng Chengcheng laughed and trembled wildly.

I looked at such a woman helplessly, and for some reason, I unconsciously thought of the scene she just mentioned in my head.

Suddenly a thought came to my mind:
It’s not bad if it’s like this, if you bring Gege over, the family of three will live together.
At that time, the two of them will have a few more children and watch the children grow up day by day.

This day is no less than being a fairy.
I just had this idea on my side, and Feng Chengcheng's expression on the opposite side suddenly became weird.

"Your Highness, think about what you should think, and don't think about what you shouldn't.
Don't think that having two wives is a good thing, when the time comes you will know what it means to invite God and give it away is difficult. "

How did this girl know what I was thinking?Did I just say it to myself?

Can't.
I glanced at Feng Chengcheng and said with force:

"What two wives?

Sisters, you think too much. Just now I thought about what you said, how much is true and how much is false
Ever since we first met, have you told several times more lies than the truth?

In this way, buddy, I swear to you.

If I, Shen Lian, have any unreasonable thoughts about you in this life, then let me."

Before I finished speaking, I saw Mingyue, the 'little Taoist priest' who had just gone out to make a phone call, come back.

"My lord, I swear it's not like that.

You swear like that to no avail.
Before you want to swear, you need to rinse your mouth with clean water.

Then take seven drops of blood from your index finger and write the content you want to swear on the talisman paper with blood.

In the end, write your birthday horoscope on the back, and burn the talisman paper under the moonlight on the fifteenth day of the lunar month."

"What is it? Can you teach me a little bit, little miscellaneous hair?

It's okay to stop talking about these feudal superstitions!

Pooh!If you don't learn well at a young age, you will swear to play after learning from others.
You will not have any good retribution, you will be a Taoist priest with mixed hair in this life, and you will be a bald monk in the next life!
Little Miscellaneous, I wish you a full family of descendants when you become a monk in your next life! "

After getting angry at the little Taoist, the woman rolled her eyes, then stood up and walked upstairs to her room.
Looking at Feng Chengcheng's angry back, the 'little Taoist' stuck out his tongue, looked at me and said:
"Did I say that wrong?

When I came here just now and heard you talk about swearing, I thought I was discussing the orthodox process of swearing."

(End of this chapter)