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Chapter 116 What's Wrong

This scene is somewhat familiar. Could it be the third son, Long Tengyun, who is back?
I tiptoed around to the back of the hall, tiptoed again, and looked into the hall through the window.

I saw that under the Sanqing statue in the main hall, a simple barbecue grill had been set up.

Leaning on the shelf is a skinned rabbit. The rabbit is sizzling and oily.

The whole hall is filled with the aroma of barbecue.
What surprised me was not that Empress Bu Liuxian secretly baked rabbits in the middle of the night, but another person sitting opposite him.

It turned out to be Jia Lan whose teeth were half knocked out by me.
At this time, the old Taoist smiled and tore off a rabbit thigh, handed it to Jialan, and said:
"You can just have a taste, it's a pity that there is no salt in the temple.

There is no salty mouth, so I can only make do with my stomach.

Waiting for tomorrow morning, I asked Zhengqi and Liu Jin to go to see the food early.

Tomorrow night, let's eat big meat buns stuffed with beef and scallions.
Boil another pot of millet porridge and eat it with garlic, and I can eat a whole basket by myself as an old Taoist.”

Jia Lan frowned, but didn't reach out to pick up the rabbit's thigh.

Just a little disgusted and said:
"Old Taoist priest, you haven't eaten anything good
You can be beautiful like this if you eat stuffing, if you eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, you can bite your tongue off."

When I heard this voice, I froze for a moment. Didn't I knock out half of the grandson's teeth?
Why don't you sound like someone who lost their teeth?
Also, why is the old Taoist being so polite to him?
I also roasted rabbits for Jialan to eat. I almost passed hypoglycemia just now, but I didn’t see the old Taoist bring a rabbit over for barbecue.

By the way, what about the little girl named Gege?
Why is there no trace of her?

Where did Qiu Beidou and the Zhuge family go?

Or am I dreaming again?

Just when I was wondering, the two people in the hall made new moves.

Bu Liuxian smiled and waved his hands, saying:
"Don't dare to think, dragons and phoenixes are great auspicious signs.

An ordinary person like me would kneel down and kowtow when I saw it, how dare I eat the liver of a dragon or the bone marrow of a phoenix?

You try the rabbit leg, although it is not salty, but it is roasted well.

This is the best bunny I've ever baked in my lifetime.

This rabbit is also up to the mark, with a little fat on its body.

When have you ever heard that rabbits grow fat, this is for barbecue first.”

"See what you're bragging about, okay, then I'll show you some face.

Have a taste of your handicraft, Lao Bu."

While speaking, Jia Lan finally took over the rabbit's thigh.

He didn't bite directly, but politely tore the rabbit's leg into bits and pieces.

Then he picked up a piece of rabbit meat and put it in his mouth to chew.

Seeing Jia Lan eating the rabbit meat, Bu Liuxian smiled slightly and broke off the roasted rabbit's head.

While eating the rabbit's head, he said with a smile:
"Does it taste good?

The old Taoist priest has completed the task assigned by Mrs. Mu Yun.

You want us to take good care of you and entertain you, Madam Mu Yun will have an explanation."

Jia Lan laughed, and kept tearing up rabbit meat to eat, while dealing with Bu Liuxian, and said:

"I knew you called me out in the middle of the night and invited me to eat roasted rabbit meat, there must be something to say
Alright, if I have the chance to meet her, I will promote you, Lao Bu.

Is there anything else to say?For the sake of this rabbit, just say it."

"How do you say that, then I will not be polite."

Bu Liuxian chuckled, and then continued:

"I'm doing it for Jialan, you're not worth it.
I heard rumors about you, how many people you killed.

How can it be?

You don't even know who they are, how can you kill them.

This is the crime that Qiu Beidou and the others deliberately arranged to punish you."

At this time, Jia Lan had already eaten the whole rabbit leg.

Although it is not salty, but he also eats it with gusto.

Throwing away the bone in his hand, he directly grabbed the whole roasted rabbit and opened his mouth to eat it.

After eating two mouthfuls, Jia Lan laughed, then squinted at Bu Liuxian, and said:
"Do you know who this rabbit is?
You don't even know this rabbit, why did you kill it? "

Bu Liuxian replied:

"For meat"

Jia Lan then said:

"I do it for fun.
Old Taoist priest, did you never throw a toad to death when you were young?
Catch locusts and grasshoppers without twisting their heads?

I am a god, in the eyes of gods, you people are no different from toads, locusts and grasshoppers.
You people's children throwing a few toads to death is called nonsense,
Is it a crime to kill a few people?

Those few people were able to die in my hands, it was their good fortune
Killing a man is no different from killing a toad, a locust, or a katydid,
But if there is a difference, it is more interesting to kill people.”

Speaking of this, Jia Lan took a deep breath, and after throwing the leftover half of the rabbit in his hand to Bu Liuxian, he continued:
"But my time as a man is coming to an end.

In a few days, I can go back to Heaven and continue to be my fairy.

Any idea why?

Because just last night, I discovered a big secret.

Among the rebellious gods who came down from the Heavenly Court, Guangwu Heze, the biggest one, I found out his whereabouts.

He sent himself to the door in a rage
As long as I hand him over, dead people are nothing.
After I return to the Heavenly Court, I will report this matter to the Heavenly Emperor.

At that time, I will lead a heavenly army and general, so that I can use the excuse of arresting Guangwu Heze.

continue to kill

At that time, in order to arrest Guangwu Heze, Tianting also opened one eye and closed the other eye."

Hearing Jialan's words, I started to sweat for the man in the blue shirt
But I still feel that something is wrong in this hall, what is wrong, I can't tell.
Bu Liuxian didn't talk to Jialan again,
At this time, the expression on the old Taoist priest's face became weird, as if he didn't take what Jialan said these few words very seriously.

Jia Lan also felt the change in Bu Liuxian, he smiled coldly and said:

"Old Bu, why do I suddenly feel that you are plotting to harm me? Pretend to me?
You forgot my skills, even Qiu Beidou can't do anything to me."

While talking, Jia Lan suddenly restrained her smile, and said to Bu Liuxian:
"Remember that night?

Still here, it's snowing heavily outside.You eighteen brothers saved your youngest son
They all died for you, they died, why don't you go with them"

In the middle of speaking, Jia Lan suddenly thought of something, and he immediately reached out to touch the teeth in his mouth.

Then he reacted immediately, and suddenly roared, saying: "

"Fake! Fake! It's all fake.
how did you do it?"

When she said this, Jia Lan's face suddenly turned red.

He seemed to be unable to breathe, panting heavily.

Exhausting his last strength, he yelled at Bu Liuxian:

"I, I died with you, she will avenge me."

(End of this chapter)