Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 102
"Sweat?"

I raised my arm and smelled it, and there was a slight sweaty smell.

This dog's nose is too sharp
I pushed a plate of ribs in front of it and said:

"You're talking like I haven't showered in a year and a half.

Isn't this a whole day in the bank? No one is sweating a bit from the shock and fear.
Having said that, the two of you have been shopping around the dog market all day, and you don't know how to look for me?
Don't you know, when the three of them rushed into the bank with guns raised, I thought the two of you would be able to rush in immediately.

Then I saw you two chasing the dog across from each other to play."

"It's not important"

Xiaotiangou's dog's face turned red, and he no longer bothered about the smell on my body.

It changed the subject and said:

"He Nanxing has been planted this time. Last time when our family's old Yang was planted in Fan Tianhe, the old boy made a lot of sarcastic remarks."

With that said, Xiaotiangou imitated He Nanxing's appearance, and said with a sharp voice:

Zhenjun, I'm not saying that your ability is not good, just that you can't blame a mortal for all your sins.

You said that ordinary man's mouth was opened?Can a lie break your plan?
We are gods, not three-year-old children.

If there is a chance, I will ask him to say a few words to see if he has really enlightened."

Speaking of this, Xiaotiangou burst out laughing, and tears flowed from the laughter.

Qiu Beidou gave it a glass of water and said:
"Okay, they were all laid down in the mortal world, so you still have the time to laugh at others?

Drink it well this time, don’t lick and drink.”

"What's wrong, I'm so happy."

Howling Dog took the water glass and brought it to his mouth awkwardly. After taking a sip, he continued:
"This time, the old boy came up with his own idea, well, he didn't even get a fart, so he went back in desperation.

Look at the above, what kind of face does the old boy have to laugh at our old Yang.

For this, I have to drink some today.

Boy surnamed Shen, you didn't pay any attention, so come over and pour wine.

There is wine and meat here, if there are a few more little mothers."

"Screaming dog, shut up!"

Fatty Qiu kicked the Xiaotian dog, and then he continued:
"Did you think it was in the heavenly court, relying on the influence of your family's three eyes, when you acted mischievously?

You have been demoted to the earth, if something happens again, the three eyes will not be able to save you
If you are punished again, you will never have the chance to return to heaven.

Be careful that you will be reincarnated and become a dirty wild cat."

Seeing Xiaotiangou's face turn pale with fright, I went over and poured a cup of Erguotou for it and Fatty Qiu respectively, and said:
"Don't say that.
I offer a toast to the two old gods, no matter what, you two have saved me.

If I was one step late, I might have been strangled to death by that headless cavity.

Even if I can escape, there are two girls over there, I guess I can't escape them
No, I have to toast the two of you again.

The life-saving grace is all in the wine - I said this wine can't be licked and drunk, choked"

Watching Xiaotiangou drink and lick the second glass of wine, I poured a third glass of wine and said:

"I don't know what kind of virtue I accumulated in my previous life, but I accumulated the luck to eat at the same table with the gods in this life.

This glass of wine only represents me in my previous life, and I respect the two old gods.

By the way, I wish the two of you back to heaven in advance, and if I encounter any difficulties in the mortal world, you two are too embarrassed to ignore it.
My son was bullied by bad kids in the kindergarten. You two are not allowed to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals. Are you going to vent your anger on your nephew?

For the fourth glass of wine, I will only represent my unborn son, the eldest nephew of the two of you—a toast to the two old gods."

These are all the skills I learned when I was doing sales in the past few years, let alone these two gods who were retained for inspection.

Even if the Jade Emperor comes down, I can still offer 36 cups without repeating the same.

Qiu Beidou had nothing to do, he had been down to earth many times, and he had seen such a drinking situation before.

In addition, he still has Taoism and techniques, so after drinking, he was immediately melted away.

But the Xiaotian dog was close, it didn't have Qiu Beidou's ghostly eyes, and the dog was sincere.

After a bottle of Erguotou went down, Xiaotiangou's eyes blurred.

It also sticks out its tongue, panting heavily with a flushed face
Seeing that it was almost done, I ordered the owner of the restaurant to order a bowl of fresh fish soup with vinegar and pepper to sober up Xiaotiangou.

While waiting for the soup, I put my arms around Xiaotian Dog's neck and said to it:
"Don't think about those unpleasant things, don't we still have Zhenjun Erlang to protect us?
Erlang Shen stood in front of him, He Nanxing couldn't even see it.
But again, what happened in the bank today was all done by He?

How did you know? "

"Don't hug me, he's so hot."

The red-faced Howling Dog pushed me away, looked at me with a drunken eye, and continued:

"How do I know? Are you talking nonsense.
When the surname He made this plan, I was there.

Do you really think I am a dog in the sky?

It also depends on whose dog it is.
For such a big matter, if our family's old Yang doesn't nod his head, how can someone surnamed He get through it?
Do you really think he is the only one who descended to the world tonight?

Four of them!

He Nanxing is the Heavenly Official of Beiluo Shenwu, and there are three Heavenly Officials of Dongluo, Xiluo and Nanluo.

It's just that they are all hiding in the dark, as soon as the traitor God shows up, the four heavenly officials will take action together.

Regardless of life or death is a great achievement, the four of them will be able to walk sideways in the heavenly court
It's a pity, it's still ruined by your mouth.

Didn't our family Lao Yang be ruined by your mouth last time?
After returning, he felt awkward no matter what he thought.

Said that you saw through it, and deliberately said it to scare away those traitors, right?
That's really flattering you. To put it in classical Chinese, you don't deserve it
It can be said that you are just idle, and your nonsense messed up the situation, and you can't justify it.

Just a few words of nonsense can ruin the great event of the gods, who do you think you are?Jade Emperor Zhongdi?
Pooh!You deserve it too.
Our old Yang couldn't figure it out no matter what he thought, why not, he sent me down to watch you.

Do you really think that I—the Xiaotian Dog—was relegated to the mortal world?
Who dares to offend our old Yang?

Did I bite the Emperor of Heaven, or did I peek at the Queen Mother taking a bath.

Not that big of a crime."

When Xiaotiangou uttered the truth after drinking, Fatty Qiu sat on the side and listened with a smile.

It seemed that he had already seen what was going on, but he just saw it through and didn't explain it.

I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard it, and the little wine I drank instantly turned into cold sweat and flowed out.

Just when I was about to continue asking questions,
The door of the private room opened, and the owner of the restaurant came in with the freshly cooked fish soup.

After putting the fish soup on the table, the boss said apologetically:

"Guys, I'm really sorry.

It's really too late, my mother-in-law will remarry tomorrow, so I have to go there early to get busy.

If you don't eat for a while, how many of you will leave? "

(End of this chapter)