Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chapter 220 "A Exercise", Killing Three Birds With One Stone

"Wow woo woo woo woo~~~~~~"

Chen Yongren caressed Duan Ming's distorted face distressedly, and said firmly: "Although I don't know why Officer Duan brings tears every time he calls me over, but with me, Ren, I will definitely protect Officer Duan's honor. "

"You stepped on my hand! Pain, pain, pain, woo woo~~~~~"

"Ah, I'm sorry, Officer Duan!"

Chen Yongren immediately jumped back and retreated.

It hurts even more~
Duan Ming got up and rubbed his hands angrily, wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Forget it, he can't be blamed, the landing place summoned by Grave Crying was random, who would have known that it would happen to be on the hand that he casually waved when he knelt down and cried.

"Okay, time is running out, hurry up and look for an old folder in this room, or a passage leading to the upper floor, and anything that looks suspicious to you," he ordered.

"action!"

Chen Yongren still wanted to ask some more specific clues, and it was obvious that Duan Ming himself had started to search hard, and immediately understood the importance of the matter and began to act.

Only 3 minutes.

To be honest, what Duan Ming was most interested in was the blueprint of the Lingzi Brand Hotel in the folder. For some reason, he always felt in his heart that this was a great clue.

But from He Nian's description earlier, there is a high probability that this thing is carried by the general manager, and we can only hope that the other party will miss it in the office when he goes downstairs in a hurry.

But this time, the ever-abundant treasure hunter also encountered setbacks.

Soon, more than half of the time has passed, and Chen Yongren is still looking around in a daze, completely unlike the previous high efficiency.

Duan Ming also got nothing.

I searched all over the bookshelves, drawers, and places where I could hide things. Except for various complicated reports from the hotel, there was nothing suspicious.

There is only one explanation.

The folder was carried by the general manager again.

But why is there no passage to the 18th floor?

From the captain of the security guard, it is clear that the entrance to the top floor is only in the general manager's office, and now that Chen Yongren has joined, he has never seen the so-called entrance, and there is not even a place like a door or a passage.

Seeing that time is about to bottom out, Duan Ming has no choice but to let Ah Ren cry back first.

This trip was a waste of effort.

Of course he wouldn't just leave empty-handed.

Before leaving, he buried the vibrating balls in the leather case directly under the boss chair.

He still believes 100% in the information of the reminder function.

Hmph, kill me once, right?
Don't even think about it!

In the end, a portal anchor was left in the office, and Duan Ming could only fail.

On the 17th floor, Jesser was still under pressure on his front foot, saying some coercive words to delay the time. When the 3 minutes were up, he immediately changed his tone and gave in with a faint smile.

"Okay, okay, let's give the Lingzi Brand Hotel a face today, we won't go into this matter any further."

The general manager's cold face moved slightly without showing any trace.

If it was not necessary, she would not want to make a big deal out of it. It would be a bad idea to have a conflict with Xilaile, which represents "justice", in the hotel. Since the other party is willing to voluntarily make concessions, it would be great.

"and also."

"I understand. I understand to clarify tonight's rumors to the outside world. Now that this matter is over, our police will naturally not engage in any tricks behind the scenes. Don't worry."

Jesser said with a relaxed mood, because out of the corner of his eye, he had already seen a little black fat man groping back quietly.

He pointed to the past: "But I want to take him away, if he dares to threaten me, he must be educated."

The word "education and education" was accentuated, and the tone was extremely bad.

From the perspective of the general manager, she couldn't see Duan Ming going back and forth, she looked forward slightly, her eyes were full of disgust.

"Okay, then there is Chief Rogers, and by the way, teach him a few more words, let him know what to say and what not to say."

"That's natural, oh and also, please strictly manage your hotel, so that this kind of situation doesn't happen again, it will be very difficult for us."

"Please excuse me, excuse me."

"No delivery."

Immediately, the mighty began to walk towards the elevator entrance.

Wu Lai is still in a daze, with one hand unceremoniously holding Duan Ming by the nape of his neck, he whispered viciously, "When did you run away?"

Duan Ming: "When you guys were about to fight, I was so scared that I almost peed and went to the toilet. Oh, don't blot, take me away, that woman's breath is too scary, I'm afraid She's going to kill me."

No wonder it was so cooperative all of a sudden.

To be honest, it's not just the guy in his hand who is going to be scared to piss, Wu Lai was so nervous that he almost spit shit just now, and he has no time to care about the life of the being controlled, so he didn't have any doubts about it.

A group of police officers took several elevators and finally disappeared completely on the 15th floor, leaving only three people in the corridor.

The general manager, the manager of Madou, and Xiao Wu who tipped off the news.

Madou's body was almost drenched in the constant cold sweat.

This is a major mistake in his work.

At this moment, he didn't even dare to make a sound, let alone explain.

The general manager gave him a sideways glance: "This is the result of me handing over the hotel to you with confidence? Madou, you have disappointed me so much."

"Just this time, nothing else"

He didn't say the second half of the sentence, but Madou could already hear the strong threat, so he just nodded tremblingly unconsciously.

At this time, she looked at Xiao Wu who was at a loss and said, "You are very good. Now, go downstairs and see if the police keep their promises and clarify the matter."

"Good good good."

The two supported each other and headed downstairs, while the general manager quickly went back upstairs.

The corridor that was bustling just now was cleared up in an instant.

Behind the door of Room 1504, Yongmei leaned on the door and took pictures of the big trench, "Look, Sister Mao Mao, I just said that guy is a pervert, right? He lives next door to me, and is he still called Miss? Maybe I don't know." What perverted fantasies do you have in your mind?"

"Hey~ goosebumps are coming up, but fortunately the police officer from Lingcheng came in time."

On this side, the general manager hurried to his office.

She always had a bad feeling.

It's just catching a prostitute, why does the new director, Jesser, need to go out in person?As soon as my office was invaded by a small thief on the front foot, something big happened to the hotel on the back foot. Once they were connected together, no matter how I thought about it, something was wrong.

The conjecture was quickly confirmed.

The human skin mask and rolling pin from the little thief were gone.

"Xi Lai Le poor hall!"

The general manager gritted his teeth bitterly.

Fortunately, apart from the disappearance of these two things, everything in the office has not disappeared, which made her even more puzzled, unable to figure out the purpose of the other party.

While rubbing her chin and thinking, she subconsciously walked to the chair in front of the desk and sat down without any precaution.

"Aha~"

In an instant, her eyes widened, and her whole body began to tremble greatly.

She really wanted to stand up, but her body was too weak to do so.

Or
In her heart, she didn't want to stand up either.

Gradually, her complexion became abnormally rosy, and her expression became blurred and intoxicated. She was limp on the back of the back, drooling unconsciously.

There are also pants that are half soaked.

On the first floor of the hotel, Jesser led the police officers into the lobby. In order to reduce the impact, the lady "actor" was temporarily sent back to the mission hall through the back door, and only the little black fat man was led to the door.

It was a bustling scene outside the door, full of ghost heads.

The new director of the mission station led a large number of people into the Lingzipai Hotel, which has always been law-abiding. The news was spread widely, and the commotion became more and more fierce. Everyone wanted to know what happened and join in the fun.

Naturally, the hotel side would not allow these virtue owners to act recklessly. The security department sent a large number of people to block the front, and a human being dressed as a lobby waiter was standing at the front and howling.

"Everyone, please eat melons rationally. The reputation of our Lingzi Brand Hotel has always been obvious to all. This time is a normal rehearsal for our mission team, and it is by no means what you guessed."

"It's okay for everyone to watch, but please maintain order and don't affect the customers who normally want to enter the hotel. I believe the truth will be revealed soon."

Although the group of onlookers was still noisy, they really calmed down a lot under persuasion. At this time, one of them pointed at the hammer man Jesser and shouted: "The new director is here! Hey, look at that little boy!" Fatty Hei must have been arrested, it seems that something really happened at the Lingzi Brand Hotel!"

In the rhythm area, there is a resurgence of noise.

But as soon as he yelled, this guy who was not afraid of big things was instantly slapped to the ground by a big security guard.

"If you have the ability to say something nonsense? I won't be surnamed He if I don't kill you! The reputation of the Lingzi Brand Hotel cannot be damaged!"

"Hey! How are you beating ghosts!"

"That's right, it's just a security guard, what are you pretending to be!"

"Damn it, I can't take it anymore, the security guards at the Lingzi Brand Hotel are beating people!!!"

A slap instantly stirred up three layers of waves, and the crowd at the front showed signs of rushing through the line of defense.

at this time.

boom!
The ghost spirit who was knocked down and wanted to fight back with red eyes looked at his left leg helplessly.

Where there are still legs, there is no scum left after being bombarded by a light cannon.

There was a moment of silence.

Jesser still maintained the posture of raising the hammer to aim, and immediately the high-tech hammer twisted mechanically, buried a barrel hidden in the center of the hammer, and changed back to the hammer form again.

He calmly put it back on his back, walked forward with a cold face, and stared at the poor child who had lost his legs.

"Wonderfully spread rumors, take him away, and lock him up for a few months."

"I"

"No more nonsense, execute on the spot."

The legless baby immediately wrapped his hands around his mouth in horror, not daring to make a sound.

The scene became even more silent.

Only then did they realize the strength of the Paradise Police Officer.

It doesn't make sense at all.

Jesser glanced around coldly, and said, "There is no need to explain this matter to you today, but now that the trouble has reached this point, for the sake of the reputation of the Lingzi Brand Hotel, it is still necessary to make an explanation."

"There is no situation that you speculated on your own. This is just a joint situation exercise between our Xilaile Mission Hall and the Lingzi Brand Hotel, this one."

He pushed out the little black fat man from behind: "This is just an enthusiastic citizen who participated in the exercise. Please don't gossip. It's okay to watch, and it's understandable to affect order, but if you spread rumors"

"The guys in our mission station are worrying about not having any performance recently, hey~"

With the rumors refuted by the head of the police station, the onlookers immediately began to feel bored, especially the front row who had just made a fuss, and they simply ran away.

Jesser and later Madou and Xiaowu nodded, and left with their troops and Duan Ming, and a group of staff who had just maintained order at the scene also surrounded them.

The security team leader hesitated for a long time before asking softly: "Director Madou, what was this just now?"

Unexpectedly, what was greeted was a vicious stare.

"Didn't you hear it just now? It's just a drill. Are you all doing nothing? Why don't you go back to work?!"

"Ah yes yes yes!"

Now the staff shrugged and rushed back to the hotel.

"You two stay here first."

Madou suddenly pointed at He Nian and Qiu Yu.

When the crowd dispersed, he looked at He Nian first: "You performed well just now. There is no need to spoil malicious rumormongers. The Lingzi Brand Hotel also has its own rules. It is definitely not something that cats and dogs can smear at will. .”

By facing Qiu Yu: "You are also good, the scene is well controlled, and the hotel needs talents with judgment like you."

"This incident happened suddenly tonight. I believe that even if there is an explanation from the embassy, ​​there should be some aftermath in a short time. In the next time, you two will work hard and suppress it."

"Okay, no problem, Director Madou." Qiu Yu replied seriously.

"Well, let's go."

Madou was also upset at this time, turned around and left after leaving a sentence, he still had a lot of things to do.

After leaving completely, the three people at the scene finally couldn't hide the excitement in their eyes.

Duan Ming's move actually killed three birds with one stone.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to sneak into the general manager's office, He Nianqiuyu offered an opportunity to perform, and by the way even Xiao Wu, who had met once, was a big favor.

At this moment, Xiao Wu has already entered the sight of the general manager.

Although I don't know what Duan Ming's follow-up arrangement is, He Nian Qiuyu has already confirmed that Xiao Wu is also a part of the plan, and everyone has naturally become acquainted with each other a lot.

This plan only cheated one person.

He Wei.

But this guy's real body is far away in the city of fate, and he just uses a face. What's the big deal, the big deal is to make up for it after the matter is over.

You see, Yongmei has appeared, and when everything is settled, why don't you cry him over and let him meet his idol, why not be grateful to yourself?

At least that's what Duan Ming, who is honestly handcuffed to a chair in the police station, thinks so.

In fact, it was just yesterday, and he was still a member of the mission, and in essence, he is still the same now.

He has his own police cap.

It's just that with He Wei's face now, he can only play the role of a senior old prostitute.

He stared blankly at Wu Dipi Wu Lai for a long time. The latter had no idea of ​​the secret deal between the little black fat man in front of him and his director. Up to now they still think that the overtime work tonight is caused by this guy.

"What are you looking at! It's kind of a duel!" Duan Ming bared his teeth and stretched out his foot to kick Wu Lai.

"Damn! How dare you be so rampant when you come to the police station? Believe it or not, I'll blow your head off with one shot!" Wu Lai fiercely raised the ghost pistol to the little black fat man's forehead.

Suddenly, a voice sounded coldly from behind him.

"Did you forget what I told you?"

Wu Lai turned his head, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: "Director Jiejieser, me, me, me, me."

"There will be no next time." Jesser said flatly, "I took him away, and I will teach him a lesson myself."

"Yes, yes, sir, go slowly."

It wasn't until Jesser completely disappeared from sight with Duan Ming that the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Wu Lai looked at the empty hands vigilantly.

"Lying grass! Where's my police officer's gun?"

(End of this chapter)