Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 218 Staying in a Hotel, Called Xiaoka
He Wei, the Ripper Ghost, is an old character.

As the second friend with full friendliness since entering the Paradise, the reward items he gave played a vital role in the early stage, and even the kitchen knife still has a big role in the show, Duan Ming naturally needs to be exposed to rain and dew, no matter what. would make him a marginal figure.

The most obvious feature of He Wei's appearance is the huge slit on his chest, coupled with the unique chubby temperament of an otaku, it is actually quite recognizable. It can only imitate the face, and even the body can be adjusted at the same time. This is the conclusion that Duan Ming has made through countless cross-dressing during the Xilaile mission hall.

Rubbing his stomach in satisfaction, he walked out of the dark alley.

The cessation of the confrontation between the three major forces is a signal that the entire spirit city has returned to prosperity. Now many days have passed, and the bustling ghosts are once again pouring out on the streets.

The battle above is not something they can think about. In the world of delusion, as a ghost, as long as it doesn't affect their own safety, they don't care how they play games.

It is worthy of being called one of the Nine Cities in the Paradoxical World, especially the surrounding area of ​​the Lingzi Brand Hotel. It is no less prosperous than the top-tier cities in the real world. It can be called the CBD of the Paradoxical World. The female ghosts on the road The spirits are not as revealingly dressed as those around Bai Jinhan, and this one is more appropriately called urban beauty.

Duan Ming took a deep breath and walked slowly towards the hotel.

He is going to check into the Lingzi Brand Hotel tonight as a customer.

And just about to step into the hotel gate, at this moment, there was a violent noise from a distance, screams, and the sound of running wildly.

Duan Ming activated the traditional virtues and turned his head to see a luxury motorcade, followed by a large group of boys and girls.
Oh no, and the little old man.

Everyone's eyes were crazy, and they all wanted to squeeze to the front.

Stampedes are most likely to occur at this time.

You see, what are you talking about, a few soldiers in the front row were pushed down by the ghost sea behind them, their bodies were trampled down heavily, they were broken in two, and they had to crawl over.

Duan Ming couldn't help smiling.

This looks very much like a fan of brains in the real world.

He was curious about the characters in the car, and he was not in a hurry to get in, so he waited by the gate to see the real face of the other party.

The car stopped at the door, and a large group of bodyguards in suits and sunglasses came down first, and they were well-trained to maintain order at the scene and isolate the crazy fans from the safe range.

The Lord finally appeared.

First, a pair of slender white legs stepped out, followed by a short skirt covering the hips, a slender waist, a terrifying white rabbit toffee, and the Mariana Trench facing Duan Ming.

Finally, there is a face that is enough to take your breath away.

Duan Ming frowned slightly.

Not surprised by her beauty, at the same level, he has a lot of friends after him.

just feel
This person seems to have known each other.

Where did I see it.

The woman had a confident smile on her face, unlike those little fresh meats in the real world who pretended to be cool and ignored fans, she faced the crowd, and then...
After doing a whole set of movements similar to Ultraman's transformation, he finally stopped in a pose with his arms crossed.

It's embarrassing.

But it works.

The screams were even worse.

Especially for the male fans, a ghost uncle was so excited that his head was flushed, and he howled sharply, and blood spurted out from his seven orifices.

"Yongmei!"

"Yongmei!"

"Yongmei!"

Duan Ming paused.

Hey~ Good guy, no wonder he looks so familiar.

Isn't this the woman in He Wei's photo album?
Yongmei poked out a playful face from behind her crossed forearms, and put away her posture.

"Hi everyone, I'm Yongmei!"

"A few days ago, something happened in Lingcheng. The meeting that I promised everyone had to be postponed. Now I will fulfill my promise!"

"But everyone, don't be crowded. The official meeting will be tomorrow, and I will spend a lot of time in Lingcheng. Everyone has a chance to see me."

"It's already very late, and it's going to be night soon, friends, go back and rest first, besides, it's not good to disturb the surroundings and affect the order."

"We, see you tomorrow."

The fans were enthusiastic.

Blood flowed in the streets.

The star chasing in this strange world is really unique.

Still, a woman in formal attire added: "Everyone, please go back. Miss Yongmei is exhausted and needs to rest now. I can show you the most perfect side tomorrow."

"Okay! Then Yongmei, rest well!"

"see you tomorrow!"

"Everyone is gone, don't disturb Yongmei's rest. Hey, don't move forward! Hey! They are about to come in!!!"

Although the crazy fans were still noisy, they showed signs of dispersing.

Yongmei and her manager looked at each other and smiled, waved to the crowd, then turned and walked towards the hotel, talking in a low voice.

"Sister Mao Mao, have the meeting arrangements been made?"

"Don't worry, don't you worry about my work? It's all right."

"How can I, I just want to confirm again, right, Zhou Mengyue called me not long ago and said that she is also in Lingcheng now, and she revealed that she wants to come back, how about Sister Mao Mao, do you want to take advantage of the meeting? Will it pave the way for her too?"

"Mengyue, little girl, I've heard about her. Qian Li is not a thing, and she can do that kind of thing. Obviously Zhou Mengyue's life is good, and she will be praised step by step. Her reputation in the future may not be better than that of her. You are low, you can only blame Qian Li for being blinded by interests."

"As for whether to help her, if you are not afraid that she will steal your limelight in the future, I have no problem here."

"That's great! Sister Mao Mao is so kind~ I'm afraid I won't steal the limelight. Look at those lovely fans outside. I wish someone could help me share some of the burden."

The two entered the gate arm in arm, feeling like sisters.

At this time, Qianying in the tall buttocks skirt suddenly froze, looking suspiciously at Duan Ming who was forced out of the door by the bodyguards, her complexion changed drastically, and she took Sister Mao Mao's hand and hurried her steps for a few minutes.

"Hey, hey, Yongmei, what are you doing?"

Yongmei's footsteps did not slow down, she turned her head unnaturally and whispered.

"Didn't I tell you before? I don't know how people found out about my email account. There is a pervert who sends me a selfie photo of himself every day, and edits a lot of nasty confessions every day. Xiaozuowen is that person just now."

"What I'm most afraid of are fans with such extreme behavior."

"Hurry up, don't let anyone follow you!"

The two quickly disappeared in the hotel lobby, and Duan Ming was let go by the dismissed bodyguards.

He didn't know that he had been defined as a pervert with this face on his face, and he just wondered why the woman in formal attire turned back to give him a wary look at the end of parting.

He touched his face suspiciously, and immediately came to his senses.

That's right, I'm He Wei now, what's the matter with my life?

But there is one thing to say, this Yongmei's figure really exploded.

No wonder so many male ghosts like her.

Duan Ming shrugged and went to check in.

I don't know if it's good luck or bad.

After the shock in Lingcheng subsided, the city once again ushered in the peak period of inflow. Even if the price of the Lingzi Hotel is not cheap, the rooms are almost booked.

The good news is, there is one more.

The bad news is that suites are expensive.

Duan Ming reluctantly paid the price of 5 million ghost coins and got the key to the house.

Perhaps this can be regarded as another piece of good news.

The Lingzi Brand Hotel has a total of 18 floors, the top three floors are not open to the public, it is considered a high-end administrative area, and Duan Ming's room is on the fifteenth floor.

Two floors up is the target location for this time.

General Manager's Office.

Take the room card and walk into the elevator. There are only floors 1 to 17 on the button.

Tentatively pressed the 16th and 17th floors, laughing to death, it didn't light up at all.

Presumably a special verification method is required.

Expected.

Duan Mingzhi clearly came to the door of his room on the 15th floor, swiped his card and walked in.

Good guy, expensive still has a reason.

The room was huge and resplendent. Looking down from the floor-to-ceiling windows facing it, it was the best angle to overlook Lingcheng, and you could have a panoramic view of this modern metropolis.

But Duan Ming was also emotional for a while.

There is business to do.

Since the elevator can't go up, you can only go up through the stairs.

He Nian said that, except for the No.18 floor, the patrol routes of their security team are all stairs.

But the identity card is required to pass the verification.

This card is currently in Duan Ming's hands.

Of course it's not the card of what year, Duan Ming never cheats his own people.

It was a small leader of the security team who had troubled He Nian. He just stole it while he was resting.

Duan Ming straightened his collar and walked out. When he came to a dark corner, his face began to squirm in disgust again, turning into a standard Chinese character face.

This person had already died in the confrontation between the Spirit Gang and the police station. His name was Zheng Fang.

The process of going upstairs was surprisingly smooth. I didn't encounter any patrol team on duty, and I didn't encounter any staff during the period.

The lucky rules of Lucky Mushrooms are simply against the sky!

Arriving at the stairway on the 17th floor, it is indeed as He Nian described, and there is no stairway at the top, only a thick red wall.

Duan Ming poked his head around the opening to observe, but there was no one in the corridor.

This level is quite different from the guest room level below.

The following is mainly warm tones, here is seriousness.

And there are only a few doors in the huge long corridor, which is not as crowded as the 16th floor.

Glancing around, he quickly locked on to the target.

Not far ahead.

General Manager's Office.

The Lucky Mushroom has a 10 minute time limit and hopefully will bring more luck.

Duan Ming's eyes were fixed, and the cat sneaked out from the stairs and came to the door of the office.

Ka Ka Ka ~
Sure enough, the door was locked, and it was even specially made, and it was impossible to push it open by brute force.

However, it's just a door, how can it be a destructive item?

Duan Ming reached out and dug into his crotch.

Get out a rolling pin.

"Absolute penetration" rolling pin.

No special usage is required, just poke it in.

The extremely sturdy door was easily pierced by a small rolling pin.

It's just for wearing.

The rolling pin seemed to melt into the door, and when it was pulled out, only a wound a few centimeters in diameter was left.

If it doesn't work once, then come many times.

One puff and one puff, and it goes round and round.

I am not so cautious when holding concerts or attending remedial classes.

Soon, a hole formed in the door to allow the forearm to pass through.

But at this moment.
"what are you doing!!!"

A sharp sound suddenly exploded from the direction of the elevator.

Duan Ming turned his head, and happened to meet a beautiful face, but at this time the other's face was full of ferocity, and his eyes seemed to spew fire.

Duan Ming still maintained the movement of poking his hand inside, smiling awkwardly.

"That... I said I went to the wrong door, do you believe it?"

The only answer to him was a turquoise streak that the other party slapped angrily.

Shua~ (advanced sound effects)
Duan Ming flew back instantly, spurting blood as if he didn't want money, and before he hit the wall behind him, the luster in his eyes gradually dimmed.

boom!
The body finally smashed against the wall, creating scars like spider webs.

His body slid down slowly, and the luster in his eyes completely disappeared.

Quack.

The angry woman stepped closer with a cold expression, when she paused.

Hiss~ (advanced sound effect)
I saw that the figure of this "little thief" was gradually turning into dots of light and disappearing.

Pata~×2
A human skin mask and a rolling pin fell to the ground.

If it weren't for the hole on the wall and the two objects on the ground, it would be as if the person just now didn't exist.

at the same time.

15th floor.

In the 5-square-meter suite with eight rooms and a high-end bathtub that Duan Mingkai spent 200 million, a figure suddenly sat up from the 10-meter-long soft bed, sweating profusely.

"Hey! The ability to control two clones at the same time is not necessarily a good thing. The feeling of death is too real. I just died once."

If he really wanted to go upstairs to investigate, how could Duan Ming use his body to take risks? Naturally, the second body would go up.

However, the plan to sneak in with the lucky mushrooms has apparently died.

"But it's okay, just implement plan B." Duan Ming smiled evilly.

He took out a small card from his pocket.

Printed on it: "Student girl, royal sister, daughter-in-law, dog spirit, everything you need. If you are not satisfied, you can return it at any time. Contact number: XXXXXXXXXX."

At this time, Zhang Xingxing was sitting in a box in a small bar in Lingcheng, surrounded by his confidantes who had followed him all the way from Lovers Street.

Compared with the horseboys later on, these guys are much more familiar with each other. They even watched Zhang Xingxing grow from a greedy little guy who was afraid of death to mature and resourceful step by step. A high position that was never even imagined.

Naturally, he spoke a lot casually.

A strong man asked: "Boss Xing Xing, why did you call everyone here today? He also specially ordered not to open the chicken stall tonight. You must know that because of the earthquake in our Lingcheng some time ago, many outsiders dared not come here. The popularity has picked up in a few days, and the hungry ladies have long been eager to spread their legs and make a fortune, and now it is the time to make money."

The other person immediately persuaded: "Be safe and don't be impatient, you don't know what Boss Xingxing is capable of? Surely he won't be aimless. Tonight's arrangement must have his intentions, right Boss Xingxing?"

Zhang Xingxing rubbed the goblet and smiled.

"It's not too late tonight. The police have a big operation tonight. Don't take the initiative to touch this bad luck."

"Big action? What action?"

"Sweep pornography."

(End of this chapter)