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Chapter 190 For the Salted Fish Gang!It's worth dying for! ! !
"Chong Duck!!! For the Salted Fish Gang!"

"Duck rush!!!"

jingle jingle ~

In a dark narrow alley, two groups of men and horses collided together, each holding a steel pipe machete and wrestling.

Duan Ming was impressively in the line, his gaze rushed to the front with fierce eyes.

He was the one who yelled the slogan just now.

It's just that when the two sides were completely confused, this guy snatched Zhang Xingxing from the crowd and hid in the crack on one side.

Zhang Xingxing was slashed in the confusion, and a long strip of flesh and blood on his chest was turned out. Thick black air continued to surge up and began to nourish, his face gradually turned pale, and he was panting heavily.

Duan Ming glanced at him with some displeasure.

"Damn! Why is it so much shit to be a little brother? I have to call people over to fight when I eat noodles. Aren't the gangs in your Lingcheng all in the same spirit? Why are you still trying to grab territory like the outside world? ?”

"Same spirit? Since when did the Lingcheng gang become single-minded?" Zhang Xingxing asked doubtfully.

"Uh"

Duan Ming chose to shut up.

The method used by the former boss of Lingcheng to balance the entire Lingcheng is something that the lowest level like Zhang Xingxing can know. In his eyes, gangs are just fighting each other, fighting, and grabbing territory.

Explaining again is tantamount to playing the piano to a cow, so I simply settle down and watch the show well.

It's really pretty.

The gang fights of ghosts are quite different from reality.

In reality, if you were really stabbed, you would probably lie on the ground and cry for your father and mother. You see, his hands and feet were chopped off, and he didn't forget to stick his only foot with his thumb to stab people's butthole.

The scene is extremely hot-blooded.

Not long after, Zhang Xingxing recovered from his injuries, and they sat down to watch the play together. Duan Ming took out the bunch of grapes that Lu Shaocheng had stuffed for him from the boundary stone space to share with them.

The atmosphere seemed to be starting to feel better.

Slowly, the fighting howls in the arena began to weaken. Duan Ming seized the opportunity to go in, found a ghost whose eyes were poked blind, and was lying on the ground crying continuously, took out a cup and began to collect blood.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Although the ghost couldn't see it, he could feel the contact of his body, and immediately shrank back vigilantly.

"Stop fucking nonsense, I'll take some blood from you, aren't you just pretending? Be quiet!"

"Who said I was... Ugh!"

The sophistry in the second half of the sentence is straightforward and quiet.

A toilet bowl stood up in his face.

When the cup was full, Duan Ming continued to sneak back into the cracks and handed it to Zhang Xingxing.

"Hurry up, put some on your body, the worse it is, the better."

"Oh good good good."

The two started to act immediately, and soon became two blood men.

The weapon fight was coming to an end, taking advantage of a gap, Duan Ming returned to the battlefield with Zhang Xingxing, and knocked down the last opponent along the way.

It's like the return of the god of war.

Looking up, everyone has failed, but everyone's eyes are full of excitement, especially the one who stabbed someone's ass with his toe, seeing Duan Ming looking over, he returned a look of admiration .

Is this a battle between ghosts and spirits?
It's so fun~
At this time, the previous organizer, the leader of the outermost group of little devils, spoke up.

"Well done! This time, the Zhatian Gang should not dare to think about this couple's street in a short time. Everyone has worked hard!"

"No hard work!!! For the Salted Fish Gang! Death is worth it!!!"

Duan Ming was shameless as always, shouting the loudest.

The other party noticed on the spot, with quite admiring eyes.

He came over and patted affectionately, and said loudly to everyone: "This time this time."

"Money is left, boss."

"This time, Brother Qiangousheng performed the best. He was the first to rush forward, and ended up losing Sangbiao, the strongest opponent. Everyone should learn from him. If you have the courage, why not go away?" To my quasi-full membership status?"

"Yes! Boss!"

Then he looked at the excited Zhang Xingxing again: "You are also doing well. He is your man. You know the rules of the Xianyu Gang. He has just joined the gang and cannot be promoted, so you can help him temporarily." Receive this credit, and from today onwards, you will be the third child of our small family."

"Do you have any opinions?"

"No boss! Hello third brother!"

Zhang Xingxing was flattered, and was startled by Qiqi's sound, and then the expression on his face became even worse, and he nodded and waved his hands pretending to be deep.

This is the end of a daily slapstick operation.

Duan Ming doesn't care about this, his goal is only Bai Jinhan, but Zhang Xingxing is different.

He was overjoyed.

The whole process of returning was giggling.

Duan Ming finally couldn't help but retorted: "Look at how promising you are, being a small team leader will give you such success? What the hell is the third in command of the small team."

"Hey, Brother Qian, you don't understand. I have been a member of the Salted Fish Gang for a long time, and I have always been the most peripheral brother. How can I not be happy that I participated in an operation with you today and got promoted without any injuries? Well."

This brother Zhang Xingxing yelled sincerely, he really regarded Duan Ming as his lucky star.

Duan Ming gave him a blank look: "Qixi, if you want to, how about I let you be the leader of the Spirit Gang in the entire Spirit City?"

"Ha, okay, okay, if you really let me be the leader of the Spirit Gang, I, Zhang Xingxing, can train the Spirit Gang into your exclusive army, hahaha." Zhang Xingxing replied jokingly with a smile.

Duan Ming shook his head and didn't take it seriously.

Bai Jinhan's "Palace" began to appear in sight.

At this moment, it should be regarded as ninety o'clock at night in the Paradise World. Unlike the real world, everyone knows the horror of the night in the Paradise World. Naturally, these places will not be open again after zero o'clock, so this point is equivalent to the last time in Lingcheng. It's a busy time.

There are more and more ghost sisters coming and going on the street, and their clothes are becoming more and more bold.

Zhang Xingxing's eyes straightened again.

Duan Ming's cell phone is about to run out of battery.

To save the last bit of electricity, he turned off the phone and put it away, and then forcibly twisted Captain Xingxing's head and walked towards Bai Jinhan.

As the distance approaches, this magnificent building, which looks from a distance, becomes more majestic.

In Paradise, Duan Ming has never had the opportunity to enter such a high-end place.

Emmmm doesn't exist in reality either.

He is.

Especially knowing that this is a clubhouse that integrates all kinds of happiness, I can't help being a little excited to the point of trembling.

Zhang Xingxing is even less promising.

I peed four or five times before going in.

Even the little hostess at the gate could not avoid a burst of contempt. When the two finally officially stepped into the gate, what they got was not their warm welcome, but rolls of eyes.

Fortunately, the lobby manager is quite professional and greets us with a smile.

"Excuse me, are you two here for dinner, accommodation, or other entertainment activities? We, Bai Jinhan, have everything, and Mr. Bao is satisfied."

It's a woman, wearing an office worker's attire, extremely capable.

Duan Ming glanced down and shook his head in disappointment.

No hey silk, no soul.

He missed Jiang Xiaoxiao a little bit.

If Jiang Xiaoxiao was dressed like this, she would definitely be a hundred times more attractive than the other party.

Zhang Xingxing shyly hid behind Duan Ming and dared not look at anyone.

Duan Ming patted his back to comfort him, and said with his usual expression, "Excuse me, can I find someone?"

"Yes, you can tell me which box he is in, and I will take you there."

"I don't know where they are now, but I know they are in Bai Jinhan."

"Well, it's a little difficult to do. If we can't get in touch with the other party, we can't help find someone. You understand the reason."

Duan Ming nodded in understanding.

If the enemy came to the door and offered to help, wouldn't that be a blow to his own brand?

But people's attitude is not bad, not too tough.

"Then how about this? I'll give you some information about their characteristics. If you know where they are? Please tell them. Duan Qiangou is waiting for them at the door."

"That's okay, if I've ever seen it."

"Okay, there are three of them in total. They should have come to Bai Jinhan not long ago. Their characteristics. Emmmm, there are no obvious characteristics. Anyway, there is one who is quite tall and strong, and that's about it."

The lobby manager looked up and thought for a while before replying: "Sorry, I don't have any impression. I'm not on duty in the afternoon, so I'll go and find out for you."

"It's troublesome." Duan Ming nodded with a smile.

With the sound of high-heeled shoes on the ground, the manager twisted his waist and went to the office.

When she completely disappeared from sight, the smile on Duan Ming's face turned cold in vain, and he turned and left without hesitation.

"Go! Get out of here."

Zhang Xingxing: "Why? Don't you wait for her? I think she seems to be my true destiny. I have met love."

"Ai Nima is so big, if you really want to be entangled with her, your bones will be swallowed."

Some things are not suitable to talk to him in detail.

Just when he finished talking about the characteristics of the three of them, a slight shock flashed in the lobby manager's eyes, but he immediately covered it up.

This had to make Duan Ming vigilant.

It is not normal for the three of them in He Nian to successfully enter the Salted Fish Gang and be honored as honored guests.

When Duan Ming described the characteristics of the three people just now, he deliberately concealed the most obvious key information that the three are human beings, and the characteristics that could have been described more clearly were also greatly blurred. , which undoubtedly meant that someone above had asked her to pay attention to the person who was looking for He Nian and the other three.

This shows that he is also being targeted.

Spirit City?Who would stare at this place that has never been set before?Did you know them at the same time?

unknown.

But whether it is good or bad, Duan Ming always prepares for the worst first.

It's not a good time to show up again.

Fortunately, there is still money left over from this face to serve as an umbrella.

But this cosmetic mask also has its drawbacks.

After wearing it, ghost energy cannot be recovered naturally.

Although his current ghost energy 99999 is close to [-], it can't resist wearing it for a long time without taking it off, and he has to reserve the ghost energy to deal with emergencies, so whenever he is free, Duan Ming will leave Zhang Xingxing to breathe a sigh of relief .

And this method is to go to the toilet.

Next to a roadside public toilet, Zhang Xingxing met Duan Ming who was walking out with a limp, and couldn't help complaining: "I said brother, it's fine if you say you poop frequently, it's been so long, this is another one." Hours have passed, you probably died because someone damaged your excretory system, right?"

Duan Ming raised his eyebrows coldly: "Fart! What do you know? Isn't it a man's nature to shit? Before going out, go shopping with someone, and after returning home, which man didn't go to the toilet four or five times?"

Zhang Xingxing was confused: "Why don't I think so."

"Haven't you ever been in a relationship, have you? Hiss~ah~ hold me up, my leg is numb, like a needle prick."

"Oh oh oh, here we come." Zhang Xingxing hurriedly stepped forward to support him, "Then where are we going next, brother?"

Duan Ming raised his face and looked at the past like a fool.

"Ask me? Don't you look at how long I've been pulling? It's going to be night soon, boss! Of course I'm going home to sleep! Hiss~ah~ I'm numb again~"

"You also know that you have been dragging for an hour." Zhang Xingxing muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?"

"No! Nothing, nothing. Where do you live, boss? Shall I send you back first?"

This time I was asked by Duan Ming.

Yes, where does he live?
His dormitory is in the police station!

Damn, I'm in trouble.

"Well, Boss Xingxing, do you know where people can live? Not Bai Jinhan, it's cheaper."

Zhang Xingxing was stunned: "Huh? Isn't it? Brother Qian, are you so capable and have no place to live? Or"

Duan Ming: "Okay."

Zhang Xingxing: "I haven't said yet."

"I understand, I understand, you must want to say that you want to go to my house for a night, I agree, let's go."

Zhang Xingxing's lips moved and he didn't speak again.

He really wanted to say that, but it was just being polite.

So Erpilian Duanming followed Captain Xingxing to his residence.

One is in what could be considered a slum area.

Looking around, the continuous shanty houses are quite different from the nightclub street just now, but the lights and the endless noise of every house undoubtedly prove the prosperity of fireworks here.

The complexity of the trails in the shantytowns is no less than that of Fengwen Village. Not only are they twisted and crooked, but what is even more amazing is that they walk through an outside road, turn a corner, and turn into someone's corridor.

Almost all of them were acquaintances along the way, and they arrived at the destination amidst greetings.

It is also a shanty house. When you open the old wooden door, the inside is small and dark. It should have been a single room, but it was divided into two halves by a solid wooden board. The outer half is narrower, except for a bed. Paths for people to walk on.

"Xiao Jiu, I'm back."

squeak~
A door opened on the partition, revealing a youthful and lively face, wearing only cheap-looking ordinary clothes, which still couldn't conceal her beautiful temperament.

"Brother, you are back, this is"

She looked at Duan Ming suspiciously.

"Oh, this is my brother's new recruit, isn't it amazing?"

"You big-headed ghost, you already told me not to do such a dangerous thing." The girl wrinkled her nose, said with a look of disgust, and looked at Duan Ming with vigilance.

Zhang Xingxing didn't care at all, handed over the thing in his hand, and pushed the girl's little head angrily by the way.

"Stop talking nonsense, take these fruits, and go to Aunt Xi's next door tonight to deal with them all night, go and go."

It’s all over, and it’s self-evident that the brother brought a stranger home. The girl went back to the house to tidy up, grabbed the fruit in Zhang Xingxing’s hand, and made a funny face at Duan Ming before leaving. .

Zhang Xingxing smiled awkwardly: "Ha, my sister is not very sensible, don't mind."

Now the embarrassment is Duan Ming.

"You still have a younger sister. Forget it. Don't let her live in someone else's house. I'll just find a place to sleep."

"What's the matter? Come here. You see, I bought all the fruits. I must be giving them to Aunt Xi right now and I won't be able to get them back. Why don't you sleep here all night?"

(End of this chapter)